Dell Founder Dropped $100M Onto Red Hat
diegocgteleline.es writes "Via google news, I found a article at MSNBC claiming that Michael Dell, Dell's founder and chairman, has droped $100M into Red Hat (Michael himself, not his company). Analyists say that "Dell - neither the person nor the company - is interested in acquiring Red Hat", but one wonders what's behind of this move. A fight against their competence in the server market?"
...but one wonders what's behind of this move.
Couldn't it be that Michael Dell was just donating $100 million out of the goodness in his heart? I mean isn't it POSSIBLE that someone nowadays is just doing something that DOESN'T have an ulterior motive or ISN'T planning on recouping in the future?...... Oh shit, I just read what I actually wrote....nevermind.
Dell - neither the person nor the company
Aha
Maybe he is hoping the stock goes back up to $29 where it was a year ago.... (its at 11 now)
So, it wasn't Michael Dell, then. Nor was it Dell, the famed computer vendor. That only leaves Del Boy from 'Only Fools and Horses'. Heh, those crazy Cockneys and their money-making schemes! I bet they mess it up and wind up penniless again!
Whence? Hence. Whither? Thither.
Dell pre-installs Red Hat on all server machines to be sold.
Friday's headline:
Michael Dell sells shares in Red Hat for big profit.
Dropping $100M sounds like it might crush RedHat. All those dollar bills piled up on top of the roof...
Imagine if they were Sacagaweas. Those poor Linux geeks wouldn't stand a chance with dollar coins raining down on their heads.
How much does $100M weigh? You could get hurt if someone dropped that much money onto you.
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"Open source is good." - Steve Jobs
"Open source is evil." - Microsoft
It was Dell - the asparagus!
Only a veriy foolish CEO would tie himself to single source.
That you, AMD?
It was me who submitted that. Sorry, I assumed Slashdot editors read what and correct things before publishing them...how stupid I've been
Dude, you're getting Red Hat!
Circumcision is child abuse.
Just in case a very rich person with a similar problem is reading this:
Invest in me!
Give me only one million of your chump change and my gratitude will haunt you forever. And I'll write tons of screaming testimonials for any product that you may be selling. With pics.
Brave boy, but foolish.
:)
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