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Tracking Domestic Animals?

Solo-Malee asks: "My sister has a blind hunting dog (yes really) and will soon be moving to the wilderness area of Sweden. She is really worried that her dog will run off after the first elk that it sees never to be seen again (since he's already run off numerous times already). Are Slashdot readers aware of any practical inexpensive tracking system that can be applied to domestic animals?"

101 comments

  1. Which way did he go? by Ithika · · Score: 1

    How exactly does he know he's running after an elk? And how does he know when he's run past it?

    1. Re:Which way did he go? by astro_ripper · · Score: 1

      Somehow I think the dog nose. (I'm so punny).

  2. lolster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fifth ask slashdot in a row(!) with seven ask slashdots on the frontpage. slow day, eh?

  3. Third eye dog? by WFFS · · Score: 4, Funny

    How does he see the elk? Does he need a seeing-eye human?

    1. Re:Third eye dog? by bluGill · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Dogs use scent more than humans do. A blind dog can smell elk just fine (well assuming there are not two handicaps). He cannot chase it was well because he cannot see trees, but he can track it just fine. Until several miles latter he no longer can find home, and is lacking one of the easier ways to orient itself.

    2. Re:Third eye dog? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But that doesn't exaplain how a blind dog can see an elk.

      She is really worried that her dog will run off after the first elk that it sees.

    3. Re:Third eye dog? by dodobh · · Score: 1

      Smell

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    4. Re:Third eye dog? by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 1

      If the submitter was the opposing force in an Encyclopedia Brown story, then you just solved the mystery w/out having to turn to the back of the book...

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    5. Re:Third eye dog? by MagicDude · · Score: 1

      Dogs "see" with their noses. My dog is developing cataracts, and when I asked the vet what could be done, he said there were a few horrendously expensive options, but that there was really no reason to treat it agressively. He said that as long as my dog could see well enough to not run into walls and traverse stairs, he would be fine. Any time a dog wants to know more about an object or an area, what does he do? He sniffs it.

    6. Re:Third eye dog? by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1

      If there's one thing /. needs more of, it's references to Encylopedia Brown.

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    7. Re:Third eye dog? by thatnerdguy · · Score: 1

      no way...its all about the hardy boys. or even better...Tom Swift!
      Forget nancy drew...she's a wannabe!
      I wonder if my collection is hanging around anywhere?

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    8. Re:Third eye dog? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even a blind dog is right twice a day. Or something like that.

  4. Invisible Fence by Aix · · Score: 4, Informative

    Tracking, unfortunately, won't keep your dog from getting hit by a car. It also won't keep you legal if unleashed dogs are against the law (which is quite common in the US, anyway). I would consider an "invisible fence" which is basically an RF proximity sensor on a collar that shocks the dog if it gets too close. They seem to be quite effective and can give the dog a very large area in which to roam. In particular, it makes sense in situations where a backyard-type fence is impractical (such as on a farm), but a border is well-defined by a cattle fence or some such. Here's the cursory google search: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=dog+invisible +fence&btnG=Google+Search

    1. Re:Invisible Fence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, due to the Swedish animal rights activists, they are illegal to use in Sweden.

    2. Re:Invisible Fence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so how about a fucking leech? If you have a stupid dog that runs off and hunts animals it should be leeched, pretty simple

    3. Re:Invisible Fence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, they are still legal.

    4. Re:Invisible Fence by O.W.M · · Score: 2, Informative

      Invisible fences are illegal in Sweden (they claim that they are cruel to the animals), but since the dog is blind you could just get a regular visible fence. The dog wouldn't be able to see the difference anyway...

    5. Re:Invisible Fence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm. Now I have this unpleasant image in my mind of leeches fucking. Perhaps you meant "leash"?

  5. or why not do this: by chalkoutline · · Score: 0

    Solution: get an elk.

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  6. basic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. obedience training
    2. leash
    3. fence
  7. Blind dog sees an elk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    My sister has a blind hunting dog. She is really worried that her dog will run off after the first elk that it sees never to be seen again.
    Slashdot, you've been PUNK'D! (Again.)
  8. Why track it ... by Rip!ey · · Score: 2, Informative

    ... when you could just stop it from running too far away in the first place.

    Have a battery operated unit fixed to the dogs collar that emits a sound wave (where the frequency is painful for the dog to listen too) if the dog gets too far away from a second unit carried by the dogs owner. The greater the distance, the greater the intensity of the sound emmitted.

    Dogs are fast learners.

    1. Re:Why track it ... by cwebb1977 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Dogs are fast learners? Well, this one better be, or he'll be blind AND deaf. And lost and maybe eaten by an elk!

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    2. Re:Why track it ... by bad_fx · · Score: 2, Funny


      maybe eaten by an elk!


      I hear they only do that sort of thing if you try to karve your initials in them with a sharpened tøøthbrush. No realli!

  9. How not to lose your dog by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Are Slashdot readers aware of any practical inexpensive tracking system that can be applied to domestic animals?
    Combine the natural power of a tree with the functionality of a chain. Throw in a collar for good measure, and you've got synergy.

    If the dog can't run off, he can't run off and get lost. I'm not trying to be a dick about this, but unless chaining a dog is illegal in her area, your sister should consider the obvious option. Occam's razor, and all. So long as food and water bowls are within easy reach, and kept in the same place, the dog shouldn't have a problem.
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    1. Re:How not to lose your dog by SA+Stevens · · Score: 1

      The only problem, then, will be coaxing the game animals into range of the dog's chain.

    2. Re:How not to lose your dog by peragrin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It doesn't always work. I have seen that fail exactly Once.

      Take a 2 year old Husky -yellow lab mix,

      Add one Nylon choke collar

      One chain with a 500 lb breaking strength

      One metal stake 6' long pounded 2' into the ground.

      Make it hunting season, with an unknown # of deer on the move at dusk.

      The Dog barked like mad as the deer walked about a 100 feet away. Then went quiet. 10 minutes later as that feeling of dread passed over I checked on the dog, and found,

      The stake, the chain pointing the way the deer were walking, 2/3 of the nylon choke collar still attached to the chain, the remaining 1/3 about 5 feet away laying in the fresh snow.

      That's right that Dog checked himself so he could naw his own collar off. Dog showed up 4 hours later, and promptly got a bath that he didn't want. Spent those 4 hours in the swamp and was tired and happy, but no obvious signs he was successful.

      This same dog also learned how to open a sliding glass and screen door. How he could pop the chain off of his stake in the winter by climbing a snowbank from the drive way, how to play rough without causing pain, and mom even got him to do a 2 leggged waltz, though he is a bit clumsy.

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    3. Re:How not to lose your dog by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

      Be careful, dog nuts will try to have you arrested for tethering a dog in the backyard.

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    4. Re:How not to lose your dog by Grym · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Combine the natural power of a tree with the functionality of a chain. Throw in a collar for good measure, and you've got synergy.

      Be careful about this. DO NOT use this type of setup if it is possible for the dog to get hung over something. For instance, short fences or steep ledges can be the death of your best friend if he makes an excited jump. Don't count on the chain being too long for this to happen--dogs have a way of shortening the length by running around objects and the like.

      And even if this isn't an issue, always have a spring attached between his collar and the chain. This will lessen the strain placed upon his throat when he attempts to run too far. A dog's neck is his weakest part. A cheap spring used in such a fashion can prevent a dislodged trachea.

      Also, this should go without saying but, do not use choker (or "check") collars when attaching your dog to the chain. See the aforementioned neck comment.

      Most importantly, don't leave your dog out unattended for extended periods of time. No good can come of it. Besides, why even bother having a pet if you're too busy to pay attention to it?

      -Grym

    5. Re:How not to lose your dog by Tower · · Score: 1

      There are also harnesses that can be used instead of collars to help prevent the same troubles.

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    6. Re:How not to lose your dog by plover · · Score: 2, Funny
      Good suggestion, but my brother-in-law lost a dog in a thunderstorm when the tree he was chained to was struck by lightning.

      BTW, posthumously nicknaming the dog 'Smokey' was deemed "insensitive" by my wife. 'Sparky' didn't go over too well, either.

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    7. Re:How not to lose your dog by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      Add one Nylon choke collar

      Chain, meet weakest link. Anyway, what kind of idiot uses a choke collar to tie a dog up? You use a choke collar for training/walking, so you can apply a correction when the dog behaves incorrectly - and not for any other purpose. Ever.

      Presumably, the original poster was suggesting to chain the dog up properly, rather than simply using whatever was laying around the house at the time.

  10. Training! by bhima · · Score: 1

    This is your best bet, sadly I suspect that the dog is blind because he's old. Sadly they really aren't kidding about the "Can't teach an old dog new tricks" saying, so this won't be easy

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    1. Re:Training! by schon · · Score: 1

      they really aren't kidding about the "Can't teach an old dog new tricks" saying

      Of course "they" are.

      When I was 15 I rescued a 7 year old dog from an abusive home. One of the things that the family used to do was throw things at her, and she was extremely scared of anything that was thrown (regardless of where it was being thrown.)

      We had another dog that we'd trained to catch things (most notably food, but he'd catch anything you threw at him.) Whenever we'd throw him some food, the rescue dog would run away.

      It took about a year, but eventually we managed to teach her not only to not be afraid of things that were thrown to her, but also to catch.

      We also taught her all of the other 'standard' tricks like sit, stay, lie down, and roll over. She'd never been trained at all by her old family.

      Old dogs *can* be taught new tricks - any qualified dog trainer will tell you so.

  11. GPS GSM Collar by Yokaze · · Score: 2, Informative

    That may be the keywords for a more extensive google search.

    Here is one for 860EUR, there may be cheeper ones. Just make sure your area is covered.

    Don't know about the services available in Sweden, but it is also technical feasible to provide a localisation service with a GSM mobile alone.

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    1. Re:GPS GSM Collar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Are Slashdot readers aware of any practical inexpensive tracking system "
      You fail it.

  12. Practical Tracking Mechanism by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1

    ...a leash :)

    That, or go after those damned dog-seducing Elks. The elk menace must be stopped!

    Although to be honest, I'd be very curious to see what the dog's flirtation with large antlered fuzzy creatures of the woodlands leads to in terms of offspring...

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  13. On second thought... by fuzzybunny · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...Maybe the PR value of owning one of thesemight offset the emotional cost of temporarily losing a dog to some bastard elk gigolo.

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  14. False cognate. In English, it's called a Moose. by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 5, Informative
    There are no elk in Sweden or any other nordic country except perhaps in the zoo. What you probably mean is a moose or alces alces. Alces alces is called älg in Swedish, elg in Norwegian, hirve in Finnish. The first two probably derive from German, which is elch, thus the mistake.

    elk is Cervus elaphus or wapiti or some such beast.

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  15. A leash? by crmartin · · Score: 1

    You're kidding, right?

  16. Re:False cognate. In English, it's called a Moose. by Ithika · · Score: 1

    I only meant whatever the OP was referring to... which was plainly absurd, as he mentions this blind dog running after the first elk it sees... which must imply it never runs away.

  17. Wheels of Zeus... by andreMA · · Score: 1

    I recall reading about some controversy about Steve Wozniac's company's tracking product as it might potentially be applied to children, but it claims to be low cost.

    1. Re:Wheels of Zeus... by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 3, Informative
      Might potentially?
      The wOz system provides peace of mind for parents, caregivers and others who need to:
      • watch over their children who are too young to carry wireless phones, ensuring they are near their homes, at school, at the playground, or any other place they should be
      • monitor elderly individuals, particularly those impaired by Alzheimer's disease or other forms of dementia, and who may be prone to wandering into dangerous areas
      • ensure pets remain within a yard or other safe zone
      • ensure the security of valuables

      With the wOz solution, caregivers can determine the exact location of their charges and items, and receive immediate notification of a deviation from a specified zone. It also tracks Smart-Tags that have left the zone, giving consumers the information needed to find and recover people and valuables they care about.

      Sounds like that's their top application for it, along with blind hunting dogs.

      Personally, I want this for my car. Not LoJack and all that, just a thing that says, "the car is 25 meters north of here" when I come out of the house in the morning. If wOz can do this on a dog or a child, why don't German luxury cars have this standard? I'm not sure I want OnStar to know where I am at all times, but a short-range where-the-hell-did-I-park dingus would be great.

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  18. err by Evro · · Score: 1
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  19. Re:False cognate. In English, it's called a Moose. by SA+Stevens · · Score: 1

    Seems like one hell of a good troll, and in the Original Story itself.

  20. Your dog runs away? by Haiku+4+U · · Score: 0

    We have a big fenced-in yard.
    Tracking is easy!

  21. lol by jjshoe · · Score: 1

    My sister has a blind hunting dog (yes really) and will soon be moving to the wilderness area of Sweden. She is really worried that her dog will run off after the first elk that it sees never to be seen again (since he's already run off numerous times already).

    It's blind but it's going to run off when it sees an elk? Anyone see an issue here?

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  22. NetHack by Pentagram · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've had the same problem playing NetHack. The best option is to use a magic whistle (a blessed eucalyptus leaf will work in a pinch).

    If a magic whistle isn't available, then a leash can work well. Failing that, be sure to feed your pet regularly and always carry some tripe. The dog, attracted by the smell, will follow you more closely.

    HTH

    1. Re:NetHack by lilmouse · · Score: 1

      Alternately, polymorph your blind hunting dog into some major demon, who can teleport to where you are, all the time. While this may cause problems with guests at the dinner table, it shouldn't affect your sex life, as long as your partner is either an incubus or succubus.

      --LWM

  23. Your problem isn't that the dog gets lost by thenerdgod · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's that he's run away.

    Buy an Invisible Fence and collar.

    1. Re:Your problem isn't that the dog gets lost by lilmouse · · Score: 1

      But the dog is already blind - it doesn't need an Invisible Fence!

      --LWM

  24. Buy a Tracking Collar by TFGeditor · · Score: 1

    Hunters have used radio tracking collars for years to keep "track" of expensive hounds, bird dogs, etc. "Inexpensive" is relative, but figure on approx. $500 U.S.

    See some of the brands available at http://www.gundogsupply.com/tracking-collars.html

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  25. also useful for tracking teenage daughters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    since the state doesen't allow using a chain or even a cage....

    1. Re:also useful for tracking teenage daughters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simply bring her over to my mom's basement, and I will keep track of her for you. She is cute, isn't she??

  26. Try this by hankaholic · · Score: 1

    This is effective within a 50 foot radius.

    For a slightly higher-tech solution, try this or even this.

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  27. Blind hunting? by secolactico · · Score: 2, Funny

    My sister has a blind hunting dog (yes really)

    How do you exactly hunt blinds?

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    1. Re:Blind hunting? by BlurredWeasel · · Score: 1

      Just like normal people, just they're easier to catch.

    2. Re:Blind hunting? by robogymnast · · Score: 1

      Leave hoes and shovels strategically lying around?

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  28. Wheels of Zeus by Karl+J.+Smith · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Woz's Wheels of Zeus is for tracking local objects and pets.

    It's still vapor, though - you can't buy any products.

  29. how pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about using a chain?

  30. How's a blind dog see an elk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, I get you, just couldn't resist.

    If dog is male and not neutered, suggest getting him a bitch. He'll come home.

    If male and neutered, let him chase the elk. When he gets hungry, he'll come home.

    Yes, I have a male hunting dog and he still has his nuts and I can swear and testify that there are only 10 things on this dogs mind.

    Ranked in order of importance, from his POV.

    1 - 6) BITCHES IN HEAT
    7)fOOD
    8)shredding cats
    9)licking his balls
    10)getting his chin tickled

  31. same for humans by dan_bethe · · Score: 1

    There are organizations who track humans who suffer from dementia (alzheimers, paranoia, whatever). And you can call a vet and use google.

  32. legal? by tengwar · · Score: 1

    It may not be legal to let the dog loose - depends on where your sister will live. In some areas of Swedish Lapland, only the Saami are allowed to lets dogs loose or use motorised vehicles. It's possible that these are relatively small areas, perhaps just the national parks, but it's worth checking if she's up in the north.

    1. Re:legal? by SocialEngineer · · Score: 1

      Dogs are allowed to use motorized vehicles? Like in that Insurance commercial? :)

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    2. Re:legal? by tengwar · · Score: 1

      Why yes, of course - providing they are over 18, and pass the written and practical tests for the licence.

    3. Re:legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually there was an episode of My Classic Car (on Speed channel) where a Golden Retriever was driving a modified Model T Ford.

  33. Another GPS/GSM solution by raitiovaunu · · Score: 2, Informative

    This company has also a tracking product that might apply:

    http://benefon.com/products/pointer_dog_gps/

    Might cost a few hundred euros and requires GPS and especially GSM network coverage.

  34. umm by austad · · Score: 4, Funny

    My sister has a blind hunting dog ... She is really worried that her dog will run off after the first elk that it sees

    Her worries are unfounded.

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  35. Ask Slashdot followup...lighter tracking device? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ok, now let's ask about a tracking device for my...um...Cat, yes...cat...I want to track my cat in case it runs off chasing Elk.
    Obviously, I will need a lighter tracking device than discussed for my dog. It needs to be light enough so my girlfriend..oops..I mean Cat, cannot tell that it is attached to their person...oops...I mean fur.
    Also, I want to purchase this device with cash. That's so the police...oops...I mean the Cat Cabal cannot track me down.

  36. Not quite right. by Jason+Pollock · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually... It's stranger than that.

    www.dictionary.com
    elk

    n : large northern deer with enormous flattened antlers in the male; called elk in Europe and moose in North America [syn: European elk, moose, Alces alces]

    wapiti
    n. wapiti or wapitis

    A large light brown or grayish-brown North American deer (Cervus canadensis) having long, branching antlers. Also called American elk, elk.

    moose
    n. pl. moose

    A hoofed mammal (Alces alces) found in forests of northern North America and in Eurasia and having a broad, pendulous muzzle and large, palmate antlers in the male.

    1. Re:Not quite right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A møøse once bit my sister....

    2. Re:Not quite right. by wed128 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

  37. Re:False cognate. In English, it's called a Moose. by mobby_6kl · · Score: 2, Funny

    A Møøse once bit my sister ...

    No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".

    Ok, ok, I'm sorry =)

  38. Re:False cognate. In English, it's called a Moose. by jaakkeli · · Score: 1
    What you probably mean is a moose or alces alces. Alces alces is called älg in Swedish, elg in Norwegian, hirve in Finnish.

    That would be hirvi.

    I know, terribly important...

  39. Radio collar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We've been putting radio collars on wild animals since forever. Here's an example:
    www.npwrc.usgs.gov/resource/tools/telemt ry/bbear.h tm
    Put the collar on an unused fm frequency and you can do the tracking with a cheap consumer grade radio. You can improve everything by using a decent yagi antenna on the receiver.

    The commercial units didn't used to be too expensive. You could probably build your own transmitter. The trick is to conserve the battery. Just make it so it transmits only every minute for a few seconds. Google for a simple fm transmitter and a 555 timer. Put them together and you have your radio collar. Also google on "radio amateur" and "transmitter hunt". You could turn finding the dog into a hobby!

  40. super high tech. by jotux · · Score: 1

    1.pound stick into ground
    2.tie rope to stick
    3.tie rope to dog collar

    It doesn't run linux...but it works

    1. Re:super high tech. by natefanaro · · Score: 1

      You could burn a bunch of Linux install cd's and throw them on the ground. Then the dog could run on Linux.

    2. Re:super high tech. by jotux · · Score: 1

      hey, there is even a distro that is suited for this.oralux

  41. Tell her to relax. by jonadab · · Score: 1

    The dog will not get lost. Dogs do not get lost. Ever. In all of recorded history, there is not a single uncontested documented instance of a dog getting lost. There are many urban legends about "lost" dogs, but almost all of these, if not just plain made up, are gross overstatements or misunderstandings. Most of them are just the dog's owner/companion freaking out and going into a panic because *they* don't know where the dog is.

    Sometimes a dog will stray away from where the dog's owner/companion thinks the dog should be, and that person may not be entirely certain where the dog is, but the dog, although it may be loose and possibly astray, is *not* lost; the dog knows *precisely* where he is, and *exactly* how to get back home; when he's ready, assuming you've made the environment such that home is a place where he wants to go, he'll show up there.

    You say it's blind, but you forgot to mention that this particular blind dog is also deaf, cripled, and lame and has had a lobotomy.

    The real danger for stray dogs isn't that they won't be able to find their way back home; the danger for stray dogs is that some adverse circumstance will occur and injure the dog while he is out; this is especially likely in an urban setting. The dog is much safer in a rural environment than an urban one.

    She should keep the dog indoors or on a leash or rope for a few days at the new place, so that he'll accept it as home and not attempt to get back to the former home. This seldom takes more than a week. Once the dog knows the new place is home, he will not get lost. Even if you shut the dog in the trunk and drive for half an hour, when you let him out, he will be able to find his way back. (Don't actually do this, though; it's cruel, and the dog may not trust you afterward; trunks are no fun whatsoever to ride in.)

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    1. Re:Tell her to relax. by lisaparratt · · Score: 1

      "I know exactly where I am! I'm directly above the centre of the Earth!"

  42. APRS by clone22 · · Score: 1

    With a radio transmitter and gps module you could track your pooch via aprs. There are digipeater frequencies for vhf and hf, which might be of interest if wanderlust strikes.

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  43. Is it chasing Trolls too? by infonography · · Score: 1

    Well Sweden is known for having the occasional problem with Trolls, Not to mention other nasties.
    Troll [Categories: Nordic folklore, Dungeons & Dragons creatures, Norse mythology, Legendary creatures]

    A troll is a member of a fearsome humanoid race from Scandinavian folklore
    The mythology of Scandinavia (shared in part by Britain and Germany) until the establishment of Christianity Norse mythology the well-known Scandinavian folk tale Grendel in the poem The legendary hero of an anonymous Old English epic poem composed in the early 8th century; he slays a monster and becomes king but dies fighting a dragon Beowulf is a closely similar creature. The word "Troll" is possibly derived from an old norse word meaning Any art that invokes supernatural power, magic, cf. Swedish "Trolla", Danish "Trylle" (Perform magic tricks).

    Trolls in Scandinavian folkloreAccording to a 1908 cyclopedia: "Trolls are Dwarf
    A person who is abnormally small Dwarf Northern mythology, living in hills or mounds; they are represented as stumpy, misshapen, and humpbacked, inclined to thieving, and fond of carrying off children or substituting one of their own offspring for that of a human mother. They are called hill-people, and are especially averse to noise, from a recollection of the time when Thor
    (Norse mythology) god of thunder and rain and farming; pictured as wielding a hammer emblematic of the thunderbolt; identified with Teutonic Donar Thor used to fling his hammer at them. A Scandinavian kingdom in the eastern part of the Scandinavian Peninsula Sweden there are many places that are named after trolls, such as the town Trollhättan (Troll's hood) and Trollkyrka.

    Trolls are one of the most frequent creatures of Scandinavian fairy tales and more common than elves
    An acronym for emissions of light and very low frequency perturbations due to electromagnetic pulse sources; extremely bright extremely short (less than a msec) electrical flashes forming a huge ring (up to 400 km diameter) in the ionosphere

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  44. Is Slashdot down? by FullCircle · · Score: 1

    There were no updates all day.

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    1. Re:Is Slashdot down? by One+Childish+N00b · · Score: 1

      Is Slashdot down?

      Uhh... anyone want to answer that?

      Anyone?

      Guys...

      NOOO!!!

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  45. MOD parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn, a decent responce, and all I had to do was read through 40-50 crap messages.

  46. example of dog smarter than the owner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    next time do not get a collar the dog could chew through do got attach the chain to a stake where the dog can get it to slide off the top.

  47. hunting the blind? by belmolis · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm pretty sure that Sweden is one of those highly advanced countries with tons of social benefits. I don't believe for a minute that they allow the hunting of the blind.

  48. Id tags by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

    If yougoto any country shows you will find a stand with people who will happily put a microchipinto a dogs ear so it can be tracked and IDed. If it went missing they could track it by the tag and it's cheap and painless.

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  49. Motion to depreciate the term 'elk' by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1
    I'm sceptical to the reliability of non-scientific sources like dictionary.com in this context.

    But regardless, it would be useful to disambiguate the tasty creature. Since no one bothers to say 'European Elk' or 'American Elk', I propose that the term 'elk' in general be depreciated on both continents and that 'moose' (alces) and 'wapati' (cervus) be used instead where applicable.

    This was done with the fish, Dolphin, which is now referred to as Mahi-mahi, as the name Dolphin got it confused with the porpoise-like mammal also called Dolphin.

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  50. LoJack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's it, LoJack. Just add a 12V Power source and...

  51. It's blind right? by MrRoarkeLovesTattoo · · Score: 1

    How the hell is it going to see an elk?

  52. Wrong direction... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are probably not allowed to let your dog run around in wilderness areas, might it see or be blind, for the sake of wild animals. Your sister will get into trouble when any wildlife ranger person will come across your dog chasing moose, and it will be very lucky not being shot.

    A long leach will be the device to go, and if your dog wants to run, find a fenced area, and there will be no problem.

  53. Re:False cognate. In English, it's called a Moose. by O.W.M · · Score: 1

    Although he probably means alces alces (European elk or moose) there are wapiti (cervus elaphus) in Sweden. In Swedish, they are called Kronhjort.

  54. Dogstumbler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know!! I will develop a software called DogStumbler to track various pets and record their location, signal strength, breed and whether or not they have encryption!

  55. Train it (inadvertantly) by hairykrishna · · Score: 1
    My old dog used to run off a lot. She got taken to the police station by helpful people.(I used to live in a smallish town)

    The police used to feed her, play with her etc.

    Obviously after a while this meant that, every time she 'escaped', she made a beeline for the police station often arriving there before we even knew she had left.

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  56. Re:How to abuse your dog by trud · · Score: 0

    If the best plan you can imagine for a dog is chain him to a tree, I can only hope that _you_ have been neutered. Would hate to see more of the ignorant bred.

    Res Ipsa Loquitur

  57. Kronhjort aka Elk aka Red Deer by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1

    Thanks. I should have made the connection myself. Though I didn't, probably for the same reason 14C is 'warm' weather and 58F is 'cold' weather.

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