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Apple Powerbook and iBook Battery Recall

doubleacr writes "The Register is reporting that Apple is recalling batteries in 12 and 15 inch Powerbook and 12 inch iBooks sold between October 2004 and May 2005. Apple has set up a page with info on model number and serial numbers of batteries affected, and also how to get a replacement."

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  1. Nah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I rather like my exploding iBattery, thanks.

    1. Re:Nah by nizo · · Score: 2, Funny

      A cheaper solution for Apple would have been to market this as a birth control device. It isn't a bug, it's a feature!

    2. Re:Nah by Karl+Tacheron · · Score: 2, Funny

      Since when has boiling lithium pouring onto your genitals been a feature?

      Did I miss the memo?

  2. From the FAQ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Q. Can I use my iBook or PowerBook without the battery in it?

    A. Yes, once you've removed the affected battery, just plug in the AC adapter to power the computer.


    And I thought only Windows users were dumb. How silly of me!

    1. Re:From the FAQ by tehshen · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, but Mac users are faster, better, and look prettier when they're being stupid ;)

      Reminded me of this.

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  3. Explains a lot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So that's why it keeps smoking! I'm so used to overclocked systems I thought that was normal.

  4. Nuts, Not My Battery by Dr.+Transparent · · Score: 4, Funny
    And here I was hoping for a new battery. I missed it by a few production runs it appears.

    Maybe if I scratch the serial number up...

    1. Re:Nuts, Not My Battery by pantycrickets · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe if I scratch the serial number up...

      Then you'll be guilty of defacing a battery. A felony in most states!

    2. Re:Nuts, Not My Battery by Caltheos · · Score: 4, Funny

      More like you would be convicted of Assault on Battery

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    3. Re:Nuts, Not My Battery by tunesmith · · Score: 5, Funny

      assault on battery. :-)

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  5. From TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "...the components could overheat and catch figure."

    Get hot and strike a pose.

  6. Whatever you do.. by PopeAlien · · Score: 5, Funny

    DO NOT put them in a washing machine and puncture them with a screwdriver!

    1. Re:Whatever you do.. by HAKdragon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Homer Simpson: See? Because of me, now they have a warning

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  7. Macs are for f@gghits!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Seriously. Everyone knows that the only people who use Macs are either teh ghey or they are wannabe geeks who are to inept to use Linux but who do not want the stigma of using windows so they go buy a poseur Mac and then think that they are cool.

  8. They can have my battery... by nathan+s · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..when they pry it from my cold, dead fing-

    Oh wait, this is a good thing. Nevermind. :-)

  9. From TFA by millennial · · Score: 3, Funny

    "The danger posed by these batteries is at its greatest when soaked in water and then stabbed with a screwdriver or other blunt object."
    Just kidding. But it's true for the iPod, remember?

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  10. Hot bodies attract? by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Apple has asked 128,000 notebook computer users to return their PowerBook or iBook batteries on the off-chance the components could overheat and catch figure. I'd be interested in purchasing a computer that can catch figures for me.

  11. How do they do it? by jargoone · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's incredible! I got my new battery from the recall, and my Powerbook is faster than ever before! Whether it's software or hardware, Apple just keeps getting better!

  12. Microsoft by devphaeton · · Score: 2, Funny

    So how long before Microsoft copies this?

    er.. i mean....

    Who should we complain to in the KDE team about being slow and lazy in adding this feature? My Toshiba running FBSD hasn't had any troubles with the battery! Those KDE folks are slow and lazy.

    er... i mean....

    Good job Apple.. Glad to see someone taking some responsibility.

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  13. Re:It always sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    I was designing the logo for our new t-shirt campaign "Fascist Canary Enslavers And How They Must Be Stopped" at the local Starbucks when my battery burned my balls off. Now it was a rush job, because the local print shop was closing because the owner was going on a two week sabbatical to become one with the flowers, so I ignored the flames leaping up from my Powerbook. Clearly, despite the intense heat, the need to finish the logo was my prime interest.

    At any rate, my girlfriend, M (her real name is Olivia, but she feels that being part of the human community means identity must be simplified) said "Geez, Renfrew, don't you think you should at least pour some espresso on that?" I couldn't reply, as my penis was being seared and my mouse was starting to get sticky. I tried to think "What would Steve Jobs do in a situation like this?" but all I could think of was that he would probably order a muffin with a low-fat margarine substitute.

  14. Re:Before anyone goes off... by Saven+Marek · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well maybe youd like to explain this destroyed powerbook then. the heat was enough to buckled the frame and everything.

  15. Re:haha ironic by Delilah+Jones · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thanks for the tip, man.

    I got a PB around that time, so I should check it out as well.

    Although it's probably a good thing that you didn't get first post. Strongbad would have torn apart your post for spelling! :)

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  16. batteries on fire by digitaldc · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Apple has asked 128,000 notebook computer users to return their PowerBook or iBook batteries on the off-chance the components could overheat and catch figure."
    In a related note, the Register's reporting and editing have been outsourced to Bangalore.
    Paris Hilton had her ibook's battery explode on her lap, all that we could hear her say was... 'That's hot!'

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  17. I for one... by slcdb · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... welcome our new Consumer Product Safety Commission overlords.

    Ahem, sorry... this is getting really old, isn't it?

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  18. Re:When I worked for an Apple Laptop repair compan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "They're mainly manufactured in Guadalahara, Mexico"

    I think that you mean, Guadalahara Meksiko.

  19. Hello Slashdot by falcon5768 · · Score: 4, Funny
    could you PLEASE stop hitting the server so I can actually set up the replacement for my battery

    Thank you

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  20. Mine is fine by lbmouse · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm using it right now and haven't had a singl

    +++ATH
    NO CARRIER

  21. Re:affected by dwlovell · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obvious, not Informative

  22. Re:When I worked for an Apple Laptop repair compan by Daedala · · Score: 4, Funny

    WE always had problems with the batteries and logic boards going out like crazy. Would anyone care to wager a guess why?

    Because you were working in a repair company, so people didn't bring you the ones that worked?

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  23. Re:Many laptops shouldn't! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    No, they don't. Li-Ion batteries are destroyed if they are mischarged, and placing the battery in parallel with the power supply would be extremely dangerous. The battery would likely burn and/or explode the first time that it was connected due to overcharging.

    Modern laptops have extensive power circuitry to preciscely control the charging cycle of the battery.


    Except, apparently for Apple laptops.

    *ducks*

  24. Ellen Feiss's story... by vistic · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I was writing a paper on the PowerBook, and it was, like, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep! And then, like, the battery exploded acid all over me. And I was, like 'ow.' It devoured my skin. It was really good skin. And then I had to do get grafts and I had to do it fast so it wasn't as good. It's kind of a bummer."