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Debian 3.1 (Sarge) Released

Mister Furious writes "First, Apple switches to Intel, and now, equally shocking: Debian Sarge is released! Hell has officially frozen over! The scoop is from debian-administration.org: "The new Debian stable release, codenamed Sarge, has officially been released today. Several years of development since the last stable release, Woody, was released on the 9th of July, 2002 over a thousand developers around the world have helped make this release possible." Changes include Gnome 2.8, Firefox 1.0.4, Thunderbird 1.0.2, Apache 2.0.54 (1.3.33 is still available, too!), Postgresql 7.4.7, and more. The news hasn't hit the main Debian GNU/Linux site as of this article's posting. Congratulations to all of the Debian developers and contributors. Thanks for all your hard work and for a great distro!" Here's a link to the Debian Stable "Release" file.

Espectr0 points out an article about the release at Linux Compatible, writing "It is available on 14 (!) CD's or 2 DVD's. It includes XFree86 4.3, GNOME 2.8, KDE 3.3, Kernel 2.4.27, GCC 3.3.5, OpenOffice.org 1.1.3 and much others."

26 of 411 comments (clear)

  1. Yes but... by yogikoudou · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does it run Linux on my Mac x86 ?

  2. in other news.. DUKE NUKEM FOREVER RELEASED! by perler · · Score: 5, Funny

    In a brillant marketing sting, Steve Jobs of Apple, the Debian Developement Team and 3DRealms united and tried to get the attention of the world today by confirming the long rumored news of the release of their respective flagship products, the Intel-microprocessor based "Macintosh Computer", the linux operating sytem "Debian 3.1" and the so called first person shooter game "Duke Nukem Forever" within hours and by doing so slashdotting the website "Slashdot.Org" - the only thing of the whole internet thought to be unslashdottable.

  3. This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    XFree86 4.3? Wow!

  4. Coincidence? by hunterx11 · · Score: 3, Funny

    In a rare show of solidarity with Apple, the Debian maintainers decided to stay with XFree86 instead of X.org when they heard that Apple was switching to x86.

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  5. Way to go, guys! by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 2, Funny

    Congrats all around. Even though I haven't been much of a Debian user, I am very pleased to see this. Making the June 6 projected release date sends a great message to the rest of the larger Linux community.

  6. Whew! by .killedkenny · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maintaining a 3-year-old Woody has been quite er...hard.

    1. Re:Whew! by DirePickle · · Score: 2, Funny

      You've been saving up that joke for years, haven't you?

    2. Re:Whew! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, but I live in Canada. My appointment is in August...

  7. At least ! by farib · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dawn lamer warez groups, weren't able to leak a final version of Sarge before the official release.

  8. Yea D-Day has arrived! by OmegaBlac · · Score: 3, Funny

    I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of "But Debian is so ancient" trolls suddenly cried out in frustration and were suddenly silenced.

    1. Re:Yea D-Day has arrived! by AkaXakA · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! Not that joke again!

  9. The end of the world isn't near.... by tktk · · Score: 2, Funny

    I won't start panicking until Duke Nukem Forever goes gold.

  10. If Hell has frozen over... by rdwald · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...why don't I have a girlfriend?

    1. Re:If Hell has frozen over... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Because she actually has been waiting for hell to freeze over to meet Mr. Right.

  11. You have to wait for the signals by theMinorcan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now, when can we expect Etch?

    These are some of the things that happened between Debian releases:
    a) The Olympic games returned to Greece.
    b) The Pope died.
    c) A German Pope got elected in a conclave.
    d) Apple switched to Intel.
    e) Watergate's Deep Throat identity was revealed.
    f) The French rejected the European Constitution
    g) Boston won the World Series.
    So just sit, be patient and wait for the signals my son.

    1. Re:You have to wait for the signals by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Funny

      So just sit, be patient and wait for the signals my son.

      Revelation 6:12 And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood;
      13 And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind.
      14 And the heaven departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every mountain and island were moved out of their places.
      15 And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains;
      16 And said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb:
      17 For the great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand?
      18 Oh, and Debian Etch was released.

  12. End of days! by fsterman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Red Sox win
    We know who deep throat is
    Apple switches to X86
    and Sarge was actually released.

    Its armageddon. Or the Heart Of Gold just flew by.

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    1. Re:End of days! by LarsWestergren · · Score: 2, Funny

      I finally dug up that strange bump on my driveway. Guess what - it was Jimmy Hoffa!

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  13. My next three commands... by jusdisgi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Finally I get to run:

    apt-get update
    apt-get dist-upgrade
    apt-get install duke-nukem-forever

    Yes!!!!

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  14. Win32 Installer or Port? by OsirisX11 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can someone please link me to the win32 (Windows XP Home) installer, version, or port of Debian Sarge please?

  15. Re:Excellent news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The reason is simple. The Debian developers are impatient and rushed things.

  16. Re:Working download link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    " Sarge ... is dead !"

    Not to worry! Sarge is Linux based, not BSD.

  17. So... by IntergalacticWalrus · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess that by the end of the day, Duke Nukem Forever will be out.

  18. Re:Mail to debian-announce; news on www.debian.org by kjots · · Score: 2, Funny

    Firefox 1.0.4 is two years out of date? How long was I asleep?!?

  19. Re:Toy Story connection? by Whafro · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, and this is clearly why they have such a long release cycle... they have very few names left to use, so they have no choice but to make them count.

  20. Obligatory Debian Joke by beforewisdom · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow! Fireforx 1.04 ?!

    I only have Firefox 1.0. You know, when a Debian release has a higher browser version then you do, you know it is time to upgrade.