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Google Takes Top Spot From Time Warner
newfoundry writes "BBC News reports that Google hit $80bn on the NYSE yesterday, so is now worth more than Time Warner..."
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unnnhhh yeah oh baby ^^the googlegasm
"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate." -Zapp Brannigan
How long until Google buys Time Warner?
"Rocky Rococo, at your cervix!"
Evil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb.
Nananananananana google!
Nananananananana google!
google! google! BATMAN! I mean...GOOGLE!
Woohoo! The bubble is back!
Currently bidding on sig
...so they can maximize synergies right into the ground.
I was fortunate enough to visit google's main HQ. They gave mea tour of thei server room. Now, on any server, you expect to have a few daemons. Google seem to have taken this literally. They summoned thousands of daemons from hell, and chained them to keyboards to answer people's queries.
I was a little shocked by this, but I put my surprise aside. I've worked with a lot of tech companies. I can forgive them their idiosynchrasies. But then we went to their CEO's office. To even meet the CEO, you have to sacrifice a goat, and if you actually want a full length meeting, he demands nothing less that a virgin sacrifice. So I sacrificed someone who was there for a job interview. The COE was pleased with this sacrifice, and I got to see him. To my shock, I saw that the CEO was Satan himself!
So don't believe the Google "Do No Evil" lies.
There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: [shrugs] Pirate.
since this will be a pointless discussion, for your viewing pleasure:
manahmanah
music lover since 1969
I noticed you were modded 'Funny' for your comment. Funny? I think not. It's this sort of justification that lets beliefs like this survive.
And it's comments like yours that demonstrate that the sarcasm gene is not evenly distributed.
...I, for one, welcome our new Google overlords. They are certainly preferable to our old Yahoo and MSN overlords.
Last story: "World's Fastest Inkjet Printer"
This story: Google Takes Top Spot."
Next story: "World's Most Obvious Dupe."
...I'm going to party like it's 1999.
Poser. I have all the original google day-to-day logo art tattooed on me, up to Halloween of 2004. I then ran out of room, so I had to start tattooing the rest onto my 4 month old son. It would have been nice to let him grow up to see his own unaltered adult face, but my plan to increase square inchage of my tattooable skin by becoming incredibly obese isn't progressing nearly fast enough!
I see two possibilities for sattelite radio:
1 - It slowly subsides back into the swamp where fad electronics emerge now and then.
2 - It becomes like cable TV. You know, that TV that doesn't have commercials because you pay a subscription instead.
Exam 4/C again. Maybe I'll do better this time.
I think I just found my new sig...
no, it's "minimalist" humor. In that the amount of humor in the post is minimal...
the coolest club on
Jack Sparrow: [after Will draws his sword] Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again.
:]
Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?
I love that movie.