Wisconsin Corpse Plant To Bloom Again
V_IL_Len writes "The University of Wisconsin's original Amorphophallus titanum, or 'corpse plant' known as Big Bucky is ready to bloom and emit its intensely malodorous stench. The plant only blooms a few times in its 40 year life span and each bloom lasts only 2-3 days. Its stench attracts carrion beetles and flesh flies to pollinate it. See this link for photos and live stream of the bloom."
Does the "It's funny, laugh" category on this one have anything to do with Amorphophallus meaning "malformed penis"? Penis... hehehehehehehehe.
It also attracts Nerds...
I spent an inordinate amount of time watching that live stream last time this thing was blooming.
3AM drunk frat boys trying to compare "equipment" with the flower is something that is burned into my brain forever.
And I love it!
IMHO, corpse plant is the best argument against "intelligent design". :)
I hate myself for knowing that.
Good Scientist:
Change the scent to a fragrant one and make it bloom more often.
Evil Scientist:
Cross it with a venus flytrap and consume the passersby too stupid to watch it bloom.
That thing is straight out of nightmares. Seriously, it scares the fuck out of me... I want one.
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