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$100,000 Poker Bot Tournament

Costa Galanis writes "The LA Times is reporting that a poker tournament will be held where engineers will be able to pit their automatic poker-playing programs against each other in a tournament similar to the upcoming World Series of Poker main event, with a 100,000 dollar cash prize for the winning program. The article mentions how the recent rise in popularity of poker has encouraged many to try and create the poker equivalent of chess' Big Blue, the chess playing computer program that defeated the world's top chess player in a widely publicized event, and also talks about how many engineers also are trying to make bots that are good enough to play and beat human players for money in online casinos."

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  1. What's The Catch...? by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everyone knows that the house always wins in the end.

    1. Re:What's The Catch...? by Quill · · Score: 4, Funny

      The only thing the house gets in poker is table fees or tournament fees.

      And by that, you mean the house definitely wins every time.

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    2. Re:What's The Catch...? by zenneth · · Score: 3, Funny

      The catch? All entries must be delivered in punch-card format.

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  2. overlords by Jbcarpen · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one welcome our new poker playing robot overlords...

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    1. Re:overlords by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I for one welcome our new poker playing robot overlords..."

      SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!"

      Sorry, man. I promised myself I'd do that after I had heard that joke for the millionth time.

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    2. Re:overlords by PakProtector · · Score: 4, Funny

      Pssh. You're too young. Just wait till you're asked to take the oath for when you hear it for the billionth time.

      AI AI CTHULHU FTHAGN!

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    3. Re:overlords by PakProtector · · Score: 3, Funny

      You try to say that right when you're in non-euclidea- - Oh my God the tentacle came out of WHE-

      NO CARRIER

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  3. Eliza by GreatRedShark · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm going to submit a modded version of Eliza. It will win by confusing the other bots into submission! :) :P

    1. Re:Eliza by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Please, tell me more about confusing the other bots into submission. How often do you confusing the other bots into submission?

  4. The bot... by EntropyMan · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Cause the bot always wins. You play long enough, never change the stakes, the bot takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big, and then you take the bot." - Danny Ocean

  5. Be easy to beat if its anything like... by Zeussy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft Poker on Windows 3.1. Just make a huge bet and all the computers Fold :P

    1. Let openents Place you their bets.
    2. Place a stupidly huge bet.
    3. They fold.
    4. Profit!

  6. Lots of problems tho by nokilli · · Score: 4, Funny

    Whenever my poker bot goes "all in", my mudd bot somehow gets the idea that it's time to start slaying all of the other players.

    I think what is required here is clear and concise rules on what kind of weaponry the bots get to wield.

    Also, I don't think bots should get to wear sunglasses.

  7. However this is more like.... by Spectre_03 · · Score: 2, Funny

    mafia poker. what does the house get when there are two houses?

    I can see the commentary now:
    And program one, dubbed guido, pulls into the lead as program 4, dubbed vinnie, goes all in on a lousy full house.

    Madden esque voice: I still say that somehow they have found a way to pull binary cards from their sleeve's.

    Gruden esque voice: What they are doing is a standard bit swap in the packet back to the dealer server tricking it into thinking it didn't really know what it dealt to the player client in question. It's a rather common method of attack.

  8. What would a program want $100000 for? by MooseGuy529 · · Score: 5, Funny
    a 100,000 dollar cash prize for the winning program

    What would a computer program do with $100,000? Build a cluster to run itself on?

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    1. Re:What would a program want $100000 for? by Daffy+Duck · · Score: 4, Funny

      I am now telling the computer exactly what it can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate.

    2. Re:What would a program want $100000 for? by Epistax · · Score: 5, Funny

      What would a computer program do with $100,000?

      two chicks at the same time

    3. Re:What would a program want $100000 for? by teneighty · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wouldn't that be two chips at the same time?

    4. Re:What would a program want $100000 for? by thuh+Freak · · Score: 2, Funny

      We talking dual-core, or doritos, here?

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  9. Re: Bluffing. by Alwin+Henseler · · Score: 2, Funny
    Any poker player will tell you bluffing is where it's at.

    And in case you are not playing online (a bit off-topic, I suppose), that is where your poker-face comes into play. Now for humans, a bit of Botox(tm) might help. But for bots, putting up a poker-face would be hard... without a face. Or would that make it easy? Will future bot programs include code for moving robotic face muscles? Will poker playing robots actually like playing poker, or will they hate their job? Will they drink beer and eat peanuts while they're at it?

    Damn, my face... eh, head starts to hurt.
  10. Schedule of events... by MagicDude · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Tournament will begin at 9:00 AM, and the grand prize will be presented at 9:03 AM.

  11. Re:Um... pokerbot will always win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's a $100,000 prize waiting for you. Build a bot and enter the tournament.

  12. here's a list of the things... by isny · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here's a list of the things that a poker playing robot needs to know:
    1. When to hold 'em
    2. When to fold 'em
    3. When to walk away
    4. When to run
    5. Never count your money: When you're sitting at the table, there'll be time enough for counting, when the dealings done.

  13. Re:That's not the point of bluffing. by spasmatik · · Score: 4, Funny

    Please come sit at my table. Your expert strategy would be a wonder to watch.

  14. Re:Deep Blue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    No, you see, "Deep Though" spent millions of years to calculate 42.

    "Deep Blue", OTOH, actually calculated something useful.

  15. But don't forget the most important rule of poker by spiff42 · · Score: 2, Funny
    A Smith&Wesson beats four aces.

    /Spiff

  16. Re: Bluffing. by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well I had this great poker playing program, but it's cursor would blink whenever it drew a good hand.

    He still owes me a hard drive.

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  17. Re:Texus Holdum by LordFnord · · Score: 2, Funny
    if there was a "simple mathematical algorithm" for beating poker, it would have long ago been discovered and would be in common use.

    I have a truly marvellous demonstration of this proposition which this comment is too narrow to contain.