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Using an Old Space-Suit as a Satellite

Andrew-Unit writes "The ARRL has an interesting article about an amateur satellite project where some amateur radio electronics will be crammed into an old spacesuit and chucked out of the window of the International Space Station."

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  1. Obvious question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is that an antenna in your pocket...?

    1. Re:Obvious question by matt+me · · Score: 5, Funny

      no, i'm just deployed to see you.

  2. Wrong words by Linker3000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    In space, one doesn't 'chuck' - one 'deploys' ie:

    Space: "Then we will deploy the space suit..."

    Earth: "Vern chucked his fast food container out the window of his car"


    Other permutations do not work ie:

    Officer: "What do you think you are doing?"

    Vern: "Hey officer, just deploying my garbage..."

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    1. Re:Wrong words by mister_llah · · Score: 5, Funny

      Good point... I would also think chucking something out of a space station window is a terribly dumb idea, explosive decompression and all.

      The scenario would go something like this...

      Space Jim: "Hey its hot in here open a window!"
      Space Rob: "OH GOD MY LUNGS ARE INVERTING!"

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  3. Great!! by William+Robinson · · Score: 5, Funny

    Aliens will be deterred thinking that they are cops orbitting around earth!!!

  4. Re:helmet cam will be interesting. by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm wondering how many calls there will be when people with telescopes start seeing a body flashing past their eyes.

    "OMG somebody is stranded in space!"

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  5. Re:Why a spacesuit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Didn't the oxygen supply fail on the ISS? They might want to keep those "surplus" suits around.

  6. He's heading for that small satellite. by d9000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I think I can get him before he gets there... he's almost in range."

    "That's no satellite! It's a space suit!"

    "It's too small to be a space suit."

    "I have a very bad feeling about this."

  7. Pictures? by SnarfQuest · · Score: 5, Funny

    I like the part about the schools being allowed to supply one 8-1/2 by 11 inch picture, make absolutely sure it is in jpeg format because they burn up better, to be included on a CD, in order to be burned up with the suit.

    Teacher: Mary, your artwork is so good, were going to burn it. And it's not going to be a normal "throw it in the incinerator" type of burn; we are going to burn it in the most incredible heat possible, and spread the ashes all over the planet so there is no possibility of recovery.

    Mary: ....

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