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ACLU to Challenge Utah Porn-Blocking Law

delirium of disorder writes "Opponents of a Utah law that requires Internet service providers to offer to block Web sites deemed pornographic filed a lawsuit last Thursday to overturn the measure. The American Civil Liberties Union of Utah is seeking an injunction in federal court in Salt Lake City as part of its lawsuit claiming that the Utah law violates state residents' rights to free expression and unlawfully interferes with interstate commerce. The legislation requires the attorney general to create an official list of Web sites with material that is deemed harmful to minors. Under the law, Internet providers in Utah must provide their customers with a way to disable access to sites on the list or face felony charges."

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  1. OK, now..... by BWJones · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So, part of the problem with this is that it turns many small Internet providers into de facto censorship organizations responsible for the policing and determination of ALL content hosted through them or make them software companies due to this little inclusion in the law:

    260 (3) (a) A service provider may comply with Subsection (1) by:
    261 (i) providing network-level in-network filtering to prevent receipt of material harmful to minors;
    262 or
    263 (ii) providing at the time of a consumer's request under Subsection (1), software for{ }
    264 contemporaneous installation on the consumer's computer that blocks, in an easy-to-enable and
    265 commercially reasonable manner, receipt of material harmful to minors.


    The other major problem of course is that if the first course is taken, then Internet providers are legally *obligated* to be searching your computers or files for content in violation of federal law.

    Of course this also begs the question of who determines "adult content" which should make one suspicious of motives as this law comes from a state that had a state appointed "porn czar" who was a self avowed virgin. Also, at one of the major Universities in the state, BYU felt that censorship of sculptures by Auguste Rodin was appropriate for the national tour a couple of years ago. Did they consider that "adult content"? What would they think of Internet sites covering sculptures of Michelangelo's David?

    The other seriously maddening thing about this is that the little independent book shop just around the corner from me, The Kings English book shop would not be able to put any books on their website other than childrens books.

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    1. Re:OK, now..... by swilde23 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Also, at one of the major Universities in the state, BYU

      If BYU was a publicly run University, then this would be relevant. Why does what a private university considers to be "adult content" even relevant in this discussion?

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    2. Re:OK, now..... by CharlieHedlin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      While I agree that this is a terrible law, did you even read the slashdot summary?

      The AG's office is producing a list of sites that have to be blocked. This is easy to do on the network layer and doesn't require searching the customers computers. It doesn't require the ISP or another company to determine what to censor, the list is maintained by the AG's office, part of the state government.

    3. Re:OK, now..... by CaymanIslandCarpedie · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not that I like this law, but its not as bad as you suggest. They don't have to filter both directions or even filter all "adult" content. They just need to filter based on a list provided by the states AG. So there is no need to search clients content or even search all 3-rd party content. They just need to have the ability to filter those sites listed by the AG.

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    4. Re:OK, now..... by Skye16 · · Score: 4, Funny

      More importantly than any of this crap: how do I get to become a porn czar?

    5. Re:OK, now..... by kryonD · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, since most folks don't understand how Utah works, here goes....

      Utah can best be described as a Democratic Theocracy. This is not to say anything negative about the LDS church or indicate corruption in the government. It is simply a product of being a state where over 80% of the voting population are devout members of the church to one degree or another. While this is changing slightly with the heavy influx of population from California and Arizona, the current voting population will side with most, if not all legislation that is endorsed by the church leadership. Some would argue that this is a dangerous blurring between church and state but democracy by definition is a representative government and the majority of the citizens support laws that are in agreement with their beleifs and lifestyles. The fact that those beliefs and lifestyles are largely driven by church beleifs is irrelevant. Similar restrictive laws exist regarding alcohol and same-sex relationships. The reason why BYU is even referenced is because it is the Notre Dame of the LDS world. If you are looking for a degree in theology that specializes in the Mormon (LDS) beleifs, this is where you go.

      Anyways, I think the ACLU has a valid argument. However, they are up against a very steep wall of not being able to find a majority voice to contend with Utah's propensity to legislate their moral values.

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    6. Re:OK, now..... by shotfeel · · Score: 4, Funny

      They just need to have the ability to filter those sites listed by the AG

      Just out of idle curiosity, I wonder where one applies for the job of surfing the net looking for porn sites to add the *ahem* "Black List" in the AG's office.

  2. ACLU Target For Conservatives by geomon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This gives more ammunition to the rabid right in their attempt to make the ACLU the bogeyman for everything "evil" in this world. Of course the rightwing nutjobs forget that the ACLU has also defended Ollie North and Rush Limbaugh. I guess ingrates have short memories.

    The target of this legislation also dooms it to failure. Business interests are not going to stand by and allow the Utah legislature make common carrier status a criminal offense. If that were allowed to stand then the phone company would be criminally negligent for obscene phone calls made on their lines.

    Never let it be said that the Utah legistlature had real brain power. After all, the state produced Orrin Hatch!

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    1. Re:ACLU Target For Conservatives by fishbowl · · Score: 4, Insightful


      >This gives more ammunition to the rabid right in
      >their attempt to make the ACLU the bogeyman for
      >everything "evil" in this world.

      The problem with the ACLU is that they stand out as one of the very few high profile organizations that do what they do, as opposed to being among so many others that they risk being lost in the noise.

      FSF has a similar problem.

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    2. Re:ACLU Target For Conservatives by BungoMan85 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As a member of the "rabid right" I'm glad the ACLU is stepping up on this one. I fail to see how this gives those of us on the right any ammunition against them. I would question anyone who claims to be a conservative who supports legislation of this sort. There is nothing right wing about it. A real conservative would think that government should stay out of this sort of thing and that forcing ISPs to restrict content is absurd.

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    3. Re:ACLU Target For Conservatives by JesseL · · Score: 4, Informative

      Take a look here. Although they try to sound neutral on the issue, it's my opinion that taking a neutral stance on a basic freedom is qualitativly the same as denying it altoether.

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    4. Re:ACLU Target For Conservatives by Skye16 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So...wait. Are you really trying to say I don't have the right to be free from religion?

      Now, notice I said "I", as in "Myself, the individual" and not "We".

      Keeping your religion out of my personal life insofar that I don't have to participate in any of your reindeer games without fear of government reprisal is absolutely necessary, just as keeping my lack of religion out of your personal life is necessary. All I want is for me to live my life without having to worry about dealing with your particular brand of religious dogma in a governmentally sanctioned manner. If you want to show up at my door with a Bible or a Koran and bang on it for a while, extolling the supposed virtues of your particular faith, then so be it. But trying to make me into a defacto Christian by passing Bible-based laws that have no logical backing is where I draw the line.

      (I should note that most of these yous are of the general variety, not of the specific. I do not deign to know your particular belief set and I don't know that it necessarily matters one way or the other. I'm just telling you how I feel about those who want to trespass into my life for no other reason than they can't stand the thought of people holding to different beliefs than themselves. As if universal "belief" is indicitive of how "right" someone's faith is. But I'll stop ranting and take the -6000 flamebait modifiers now.)

    5. Re:ACLU Target For Conservatives by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 4, Informative
      You should be aware that the ACLU takes the "collective right" interpretation of the second ammendment

      Please, explain!

      Basically, the ACLU believes that every reference to "Rights" in the Constitution refers to "individual Rights", except the Second Amendment, which they believe refers to "government Rights".

      Never mind that by reading the Federalist Papers' discussion on the Bill of Rights it becomes quite clear that it is an individual Right.

      And never mind that the Constitution always uses the word "powers" to refer to the Government and "rights" to refer to individuals.

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    6. Re:ACLU Target For Conservatives by nametaken · · Score: 5, Insightful


      This is exactly what the ACLU wants you to say in response to this. Unfortunatly this scenario has nothing to do with religious freedom.

      In fact, all this legislation does is gaurantee an option for consumers. The ACLU is going to try to have it stuck down.

      The worst part is, we'd normally think legislation that provides consumers with options is great. In this case, however, we all want to believe that the ACLU is doing the right thing (they are, after all, properly aligned with /. ethics in other cases)... so people will try desperately to justify this.

      The hard truth is that the ACLU is spending our Anti-Patriot Act (etc) dollars to strike down legislation that promises options to consumers, that is all.

    7. Re:ACLU Target For Conservatives by amliebsch · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I don't understand. And before you flame me for being stupid, try to educate me. And if I still disagree, please feel free to flame away!

      What I am referring to are noncriminal, nonjudicial punishments for free speech, like employees being fired or students being expelled from universities for violating campus speech codes, and civil lawsuits, usually involving harassment or workplace discrimination, which attach legal penalties to what ought to be protected speech. The university speech code issue particularly rankles me, but organizations like FIRE have stepped in to pick up the slack. (It also rankles me that the ACLU refuses to recognize the plain meaning of the Second Amendment, but the post I originally replied to acknowledged this, so I'll digress.)

      As to you and the others who responded with vociferous disagreement, I want to make clear that I am not attacking the ACLU for standing up for an individual's right to freely exercise any religion or not, nor for standing against any state compulsion of religion. What I am referring to is the ACLU adopting the position that individuals ought to be protected from seeing or hearing anything related to religion coming from the state whatsoever, and more to the point, that the government must uniquely discriminate against religious entities for the provision of social service funds or grants. In particular, I thought the lawsuit against the BSA was unnecessary and counterproductive.

      P.S.: I'm an agnostic.

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  3. Useless law, really. by arkham6 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is yet another example of a 'feelgood' law, that conservative lawmakers pass to appeal to their base, and to be able to see "See, I am fighting immorality!"

    Yet the law is 100 percent ineffective. First of all, there is no way they can ever block every single source of smut on the internet. Seconmd of all, its an opt in system. You choose to have these sites blocked, the ISP isnt blocking them for you. parents can do this already with a number of 'childware' packages already out there.

    So really, what is the law good for? Nothing, except appealing to the base.

    What good is the ACLU challenge? None either, except making them selves look more like 'champions of pron' to the conservative members of this country.

    Its all a bunch of chest thumping.

    1. Re:Useless law, really. by Maestro4k · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Yet the law is 100 percent ineffective. First of all, there is no way they can ever block every single source of smut on the internet. Seconmd of all, its an opt in system. You choose to have these sites blocked, the ISP isnt blocking them for you. parents can do this already with a number of 'childware' packages already out there.

      So really, what is the law good for? Nothing, except appealing to the base.

      It'll be effective at something, just not it's stated intentions. It'll cause repercussions that aren't thought of.

      I just found out first hand how these laws can cause trouble. I set up a forum, one mostly about anime and manga. Now there is quite a vast age range of anime and manga fans, so it's not unlikely I'll end up with users under 13 as well as those above 13. 13's the magic age in COPPA, an act designed to protect children from having information gathered on them. I used PhpBB which has built-in COPPA handling, and went to research what I had to do on my end to allow those under 13 to use the site and be COPPA compliant.

      Well that didn't last long, I'd have to provide a physical address, phone number, fax number, etc. for parents to send in COPPA documents for their children. All this and all the info I'd be gathering is their E-mail address (used for registration confirmation). I don't even require a real name, just the nickname they want to use.

      So what was the result of this law to protect children in my case? They're banned. If they chose the link "I'm under 13 and want to register" they get a polite message telling them they can't sign up and are redirected to disney.com. I guess you could argue they're protected, after all they can't participate in the forum, but all it's really going to do is cause the kids to try again later and lie about their age. That's assuming they tell the truth in the first place.

      Maybe it appeals to their base, but all it's really good for is causing problems for others, and rarely if ever actually helps the problem it's supposedly solving.

    2. Re:Useless law, really. by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 4, Informative
      It's not that they don't like it, it's that they read the whole thing, as opposed to just the second part of it like the NRA does. I.e. the ACLU wants to protect the actual amendment, not just the biased, edited fringe version of it.

      hmm, Second Amendment:

      A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

      Well, let's look at the parts you think are ignored by the NRA.

      George Mason said "I ask, sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people, except for a few public officials."

      Thomas Jefferson said "The strongest reason for people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government."

      Samual Adams said "That the said Constitution shall never be construed to authorize Congress to infringe the just liberty of the press or the rights of conscience; or to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms..."

      Richard Lee said "The militia, when properly formed, are in fact the people themselves.. . . [T]he Constitution ought to secure a genuine and guard against a select militia, by providing that the militia shall always be kept well organized, armed, and disciplined, and include . . . all men capable of bearing arms...". For a further note, "select militia" mentioned above is more or less the same as "National Guard" today.

      James Madison said "The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed; a well-armed, and well-regulated militia being the best security of a free country; but no person religiously scrupulous of bearing arms shall be compelled to render military service in person.". Note that this was the original proposed text of the Second Amendment, and that Madison was the author of same.

      Patrick Henry said "The great object is that every man be armed. Everyone who is able may have a gun."

      Thomas Jefferson, again "No freeman shall ever be debarred the use of arms."

      and again "The Constitution of most of our states (and of the United States) assert that all power is inherent in the people; that they may exercise it by themselves; that it is their right and duty to be at all times armed and that they are entitled to freedom of person, freedom of religion, freedom of property, and freedom of press.

      Funny, it looks like the Founding Fathers (you remember them, they were the ones who WROTE the Constitution and Bill of Rights) think that the Second Amendment is an INDIVIDUAL right. Note especially Richard Lee's statement above, in which a clear distinction is made between the "militia" and the "select militia", which latter, in the modern world, closely corresponds to the National Guard.

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  4. Mormon Pr0n? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I bet there is a lot of girl on girl on girl on girl on guy action

  5. Shades of Communism by RetroGeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So how does this substantially differ from Microsoft filtering certain words and phrases in China?

    If I want to block Internet content from my children, this is my right (until they reach the age of majority of course). The same way I can block TV shows. This is MY responsibility and right, not some government appointed watch dog.

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  6. Sorry this is missing somethign by Amouth · · Score: 4, Insightful

    if the idea is to keep minnors away from adult material .. i am wondering why the government or companies are doing the job of parents.. if you let your child out of the net and don't follow what they are doing it is your own damn fault and you are the one to be held liable.. same thing as if your 10 year old is ... never mind this argument always falls on def ears.. parents need to know what their damn job is and not blame the world.. take some responsiblity

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  7. Easy Solution by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 5, Funny

    Under the law, Internet providers in Utah must provide their customers with a way to disable access to sites on the list or face felony charges."

    I suggest that all Utah ISP's implement this with feature with a link from their home page "Click here to disable access to pornographic web sites" that leads directly to the ISP's account termination page.

  8. How? by Mad+Ogre · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How can it be a violation if it is an optional service offered to those who want it?

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  9. This is the right thing to do by loose_cannon_gamer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I grew up in Salt Lake City, and am (as you may have guessed) not a big fan of pornography. But at the same time, there's a right way to solve this, and a wrong way to solve this.

    Legislating that ISPs have the responsibility to provide ways to block a list of offensive websites is a good idea and a bad implementation. That kind of censorship belongs on the consumer, not on the ISP. We might as well expect handgun realtors to provide a list of movies that children shouldn't watch to keep them from becoming violent. Sure, it's something to do about the problem, but it is the wrong thing.

    I think the availability to minors of pornography is a huge problem, but there is (or at least there was) a real industry building up out of censorship tools for the internet, which provide the kind of services that this law was supposed to enforce anyway.

    So I fail to see the need for such odd legislation. The right of censorship in the home has always been protected as a right of the individual, excepting those 'expressions' which have been defined by society has harmful enough to legislate against (i.e. kiddie porn). But within the bounds of what society has legislated to be acceptable, the right to refuse or accept media still belongs to the end user.

    And please, if the problem is that you're trying to protect your children, please notice that it is *your* responsibility to look after and protect your children. Don't leave something so important to anybody else.

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  10. Re:I'm sympathetic by Skynyrd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Personally, I'd like to see a law that makes it illegal for adult context to appear on a URL unless is has a special extension, something like ".xxx".

    Who decides what defines "adult content". Pictures of people smoking? Women in bras (I can see that in the newspaper).

    You choose to have kids; you be their moral guide.

    If your kids can't surf the net without finding porn, don't let them surf the net without supervision. Or just don't have kids.

    I don't want your standards imposed on my kids, as they may be to strict or too open for my tastes.

  11. Re:I don't believe that porn is "speech" by Shkuey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just who is going to draw the hard line between those various types of pornography? You?

  12. Re:I'm sympathetic by memfrob · · Score: 5, Funny
    Personally, I'd like to see a law that makes it illegal for adult context to appear on a URL unless is has a special extension, something like ".xxx". Then it'd be easy for concerned parents (and wives!) to configure the browser to block anything from that extension.

    What about IP-based URLs?

    (http://127.0.0.1/ is FULL of pornography!)

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  13. Re:States Rights? by Jason+Ford · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The ACLU does not believe in States' rights. The ACLU believes in civil liberties. You must be thinking of the ASRU (American States' Rights Union.) I don't think that organization exists, though. You should feel free to create it.

    Then, when a state wants to implement slavery, your organization could say, "Hey, the people of this fine state want slavery, so our organization supports it." Or, when a state wants to ban guns, your organization could say, "Well, the state should do what it wants." You would need to be consistent, of course. ;)

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  14. Yay another political firestorm by isa-kuruption · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So yeah I have already seen about 6 posts looking something like, "those crazy right wing nut jobs want to stop the righteous and omniscient ACLU from protecting my civil liberties!" Seems to be the trend on /. recently, which makes it less interesting for me to read.

    However, despite whether you may think this is a left vs right issue or whatever, I find it highly disturbing that the more liberal groups continue their attempts to strip the rights of states to have their own laws, especially in a representative government.

    The problem I really have here is that while all you pro-ACLU people continue to scream about the ACLU protecting my right to free speech, it seems that the ACLU is restricting the right of the people of Utah (in this case) to elect a government which is representative of their ideals and beliefs.

    Remember, our representatives are put into their positions in order to act on our behalf. Who is to say the people of Utah do not want this law? Maybe they do. If they do not, they could elect individuals who would overturn said law.

    Now I don't necessarily agree with this law and I don't necessarily dislike the ACLU, but this rabid attack on how the "right" is bad and the "left" is good is really starting to get simply immature and sickening.

  15. Re:Obvious question... by pete-classic · · Score: 4, Interesting

    To the un-initiated it may seem counter-intuitive, but the amount of sex a man has is generally inversely proportionate to the number of wives he has. If you don't belive me, get married.

    You might also want to note that "polygamous or plural marriages" are expressly forbidden by the Utah state constitution.

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  16. Companies' Rights by aduzik · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From what I've gathered, the ACLU's objection is, of course, motivated by the fact that they reject censorship in any form. But the argument is legitimate.

    Their argument is that the state is requiring ISP's to provide a particular service whether they like it or not. They are dictating how ISP's are "permitted" to do business, asserting that they need the state's blessing to run that particular type of business. I guess what really gets me is the government's attitude that ISP's are allowed to do business by the grace and goodwill of the government, not because it's one of the founding principles of this nation.

    It's like if you ran a restaurant, and the government came along and said, "I see you serve cheeseburgers. Some people don't like to eat meat, and most people agree that eating cheeseburgers all the time is downright harmful. You'd better start serving some healthy vegetarian entrees or we'll close you down."

    If the state of Utah still insists on making porn-blocking more widely available, the better approach would have been to make money available to the ISP's in the form of tax breaks or low-interest loans to encourage them to offer porn-blocking services to their customers. I'd still object on the grounds that the government is promoting censorship, but at least they wouldn't be forcing ISP's to do it at gunpoint like they are now.

    The most daming question, though, is this: who gets to determine what constitutes a naughty web site? For some, a place like /. would be considered pretty taboo because people use bad language here. Any form of censorship necessarily imposes some person's view of morality on others.

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  17. Re:Hmm by v01d · · Score: 5, Funny

    How about tackling the cause rather than the effect?

    Puberty?

  18. Re:I'm sympathetic by LWATCDR · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "I don't want your standards imposed on my kids, as they may be to strict or too open for my tastes."
    Ahh but that is the key here. The filtering is OPTIONAL.
    You do not have to turn it on.
    So you can turn it off or replace it with another filtering software. The law just requires the ISPs to OFFER the service. So in effect if you feel that offering the service is wrong then you are trying have your standards imposed on other people. The very thing you feel is wrong.

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  19. Once upon a time in America by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Once upon a time not too many decades ago the U.S. Government attempted to impose price controls on meat to combat perceived gouging. Cuts of meat were all itemized, and maximum prices allowed for each determined.

    What did the butchers do? They created new cuts of meat with new names that weren't on the price-controlled list. In short, they worked around the problem faster than the government could respond.

    Gun manufacturers did similar things when so-called (so-called, because they're not really) "Assault Rifles" were banned by manufacture and model. Make a cosmetic change and slap on a new model number.

    How can this be applicable here? The Utah AG is going ban sites by name. How fast can he update the list? How fast can he distribute it? Answer: not fast enough!

    Consider this example of a workaround. A page with absolutely no infringing content that can't be legally banned. On it a link stating "Utah residents click here to access our site". Link changes daily -- even hourly. How do you put the target site on a ban list and distribute it fast enough? Won't happen.

    This law is a feel good farce that won't stop anyone with an ounce of inventiveness on the web. End of comment.

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  20. Re:Obvious question... by winse · · Score: 5, Funny

    That reminded me of something I read once:

    Our stay in Salt Lake City amounted to only two days, and therefore we had no time to make the customary inquisition into the workings of polygamy and get up the usual statistics and deductions preparatory to calling the attention of the nation at large once more to the matter. I had the will to do it. With the gushing self-sufficiency of youth I was feverish to plunge in headlong and achieve a great reform here - until I saw the Mormon women. Then I was touched. My heart was wiser than my head. It warmed toward these poor, ungainly and pathetically "homely" creatures, and as I turned to hide the generous moisture in my eyes, I said, "No - the man that marries one of them has done an act of Christian charity which entitles him to the kindly applause of mankind, not their harsh censure - and the man that marries sixty of them has done a deed of open-handed generosity so sublime that the nations should stand uncovered in his presence and worship in silence." Mark Twain

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  21. Re:I will give you the real explanation as an insi by wcbarksdale · · Score: 4, Funny
    It is painfully obvious what the ACLU is really going after here. They are protecting the rights of businessmen to show pornography to minors and clobbering a parent's right to guard their kids from pornography.
    Yes, just as the ACLU must love Nazis, since they argue for their right to protest. HIDE YOUR BABIES BEFORE THE ACLU GETS THEM!
  22. Re:Obvious question... by infinite9 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Have you seen their wives?

    I'm now an IT consultant with 15 years of experience. I have a bachelors degree degree in computer science. And live in a nice house. Little do most people realize that my parents were bikers. My uncle (also a biker) came to our house to visit once when I was only 12. I was having a discussion with my mother and uncle about how annoyed I was by my social situation at the time. There was a girl who I was attracted to, but she didn't want to have anything to do with me. And there was this other girl who was attracted to me, but I wasn't very interested in her because she wasn't very attractive. My uncle offered up some words on advice. At the time, I didn't understand his words. But in the fullness of time, I've come to appreciate and even revere the words he spoke to me on that day. He said in a deep, gravely biker voice,

    "Well you know, Brian, even ugly girls have pussies."

    My mother was irate. And I was be bewildered. For many young men have longed for the companionship of a pretty girl, and spurned the advances of one more homely. So here is wisdom: if you ever find yourself in this situation, remember the words of my biker uncle. For what good is a pretty girl if she cannot also cook, clean, be a good mother, hold a conversation, and give you a religeous experience in bed? That is all I have to say.

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  23. Forced options by phorm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, but should the government be forcing this "option." If it's an option that consumers want, then it can be offered as a service. That's how the free market works, you choose your service provider based on quality, price, and offerings.