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Amazon's Special Thank-You

theodp writes "To commemorate its 10th Anniversary, Amazon.com announced that on July 16th customers will receive a special thank-you - a concert featuring Bob Dylan and Norah Jones. Of course, customers will be squinting at streaming video while Amazon employees actually attend the concert at Seattle's Benaroya Hall, but isn't it the thought that counts?"

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  1. hey, thanks jeff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    now stop trying to patent mouse clicking, you noob.

    1. Re:hey, thanks jeff by rudydog · · Score: 2, Funny

      now stop trying to patent mouse clicking, you noob.

      I just patented playing with my self! SO hahah BITCH!

  2. You know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I would've accepted a coupon or something.

  3. Wow Streaming Video! by bloko · · Score: 5, Funny

    Man if only i could be that lucky to be a amazon.com customer!

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  4. WOW!! by mangus_angus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A free concert I can't goto and with 2 people I probably wouldn't go see anyway! Gee wiz Amazon you really pulled out the stops on this one!!


    Seriously wouldnt offering free 2 or 3 day shipping on all items for the weekend have been better?

  5. Re:Amazon? by James_G · · Score: 2, Informative
    Amazon outsources its investor site to CCBN/Thomson. This is a very common practice. It saves having to host your own SEC feeds, handle sending out of documents on request (10K, for example) and many other things.

    Some sites embed it in their own pages (like this) and others just point to the remote URL, (like this). Obviously, Amazon has done the latter.

  6. Bob Dylan? by BinBoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is Bob Dylan trendy again or is he so untrendy that it's cool to like him? Or was he just cheap and available? They should have at least tried to get an 80's band.

    1. Re:Bob Dylan? by FidelCatsro · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Bob Dylan doing some celebratory concert for Amazon to me says he has finally, totally Sold out.
      The times they are A-changin indeed

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    2. Re:Bob Dylan? by Kirth · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Bob Dylan is an asshole. He lobbied for the extension of the copyright-terms -- and guess who exactly is playing old traditionals which copyright has expired? Exactly. What a hipocrite.

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    3. Re:Bob Dylan? by rsidd · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I also sincerely doubt he's overly concerned with the opinions of people who can't even name more than 3 of his songs in the first place.

      Girl of the north country. Who killed Davey Moore? Fourth time around.

      What's common to those? They all borrow heavily from earlier works. The first two are basically rewritings of standard folk songs (which Simon & Garfunkel sang as "Scarborough Fair" and "Sparrow" respectively). The third is a take-off on the Beatles' "Norwegian Wood" -- he'd never get away with that today. A number of his other songs owe a lot to older blues and folk songs.

      All this is fine and admirable; what's not admirable is then turning around and saying that copyrights need to be extended infinitely and infringements should be clamped down on. He really has sold out.

  7. Screw em by njcoder · · Score: 3, Interesting
    From now on I'm buying all my books from local bookstores. I'll just use amazon.com to help filter through titles, then go to a local shop, sit down and go over the books enjoying the coffee and wifi until I decide on my purchases. I'll even take a picture of me handing the money to the other boostore and send it to amazon.

    That's one thing I hate, corps rewarding their employees and making it seem like they're doing it for the consumer. Why don't they post pictures of the company picnic too.

    1. Re:Screw em by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Amazon's prices aren't so much better than brick and mortar stores (and being in WA state, I have to pay sales tax at Amazon like I would in a local store), and you don't have to pay shipping and handling if you buy locally."

      The selection sucks. You can't get Maison Ikkoku DVDs or Video Girl Ai books around here, for example.

      Of course, for those I'd go directly to Viz' website, but still, those are two examples where, if I could find them locally, would happily buy them locally.

    2. Re:Screw em by njcoder · · Score: 2, Funny
      People have been able to do a lot with carrier pigeons. I'm surprised you guys never figured out how to take that to another level with kangaroos. That would solve your problem. You guys have an abundance of a natural dellivery person roaming around. Do something with it. You can't just keep waiting for inovation to fall from the sky.

      :)

    3. Re:Screw em by Xugumad · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Here I have one bookstore literally around the corner from where I live, from which I could get pretty much any fiction title I am likely to want, and there's a larger store within about 40 minutes travelling.

      However:

      1. Neither of them come even close to the range of computing books I need. Even the larger store is almost entirely beginners books, or Windows-focused stuff, none of which is useful to me.

      2. Amazon.co.uk generally ship stuff to me for the next day, and with enough of a discount that it wipes out S&H.

      3. Travelling to the larger store is more expensive than S&H anyway, not to mention generally not wanting to spend an hour travelling to buy a book or two.

    4. Re:Screw em by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My local bookstore has 470 copies of "The DaVinci Code" and one copy of "DOS for Dummies" with a ripped cover. That's it. I'll stick to Amazon.

  8. Bob Dylan and Norah Jones.... by retro128 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well I guess Amazon's servers have nothing to worry about. But those poor employees....

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  9. Yes, but.... by Evanisincontrol · · Score: 2, Informative

    That would have cost them money.

    Streaming a video, on the other hand, only costs them about $50 in bandwidth.

    1. Re:Yes, but.... by adpowers · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Okay, damn. I wasn't going to say anything, but after seeing so many comments, I just have to? What the fuck is wrong with Bob Dylan? You guys are acting like he's the backstreet boys are something. He is one of the most influential artists of the last century and was a very prolific songwriter. His voice may not be the best, but he has great music.

    2. Re:Yes, but.... by Farrell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's more the fact that they're basically offering to stream us a concert for their 10th anniversery, instead of, you know, giving us something we'd want. And then on top of that, they're acting like we should be worshiping them for it.

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  10. "Amazonian" Exotic Dancers anyone? by gotglint42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I suggest purchasing the services of exotic dancers for an "Amazonian" themed brouhaha. Certainly nobody would turn down a live feed of the cultural tribute...

  11. Re:MOD UP by BrianGa · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I almost died when I saw him do those horrible Klein commercials. Or was it the GAP?

    Worse.

  12. Hey Mister... by chillmost · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tambourine man....(buffering)...(buffering)....play a song...(buffering)...(buffering)...for me. I'm not slee...(buffering)...(buffering)...py and there is no...(buffering)...(buffering)...place I'm going to.

    1. Re:Hey Mister... by 40000 · · Score: 5, Funny

      " Tambourine man....(buffering)...(buffering)....play a song...(buffering)...(buffering)...for me."

      That's not a bandwidth problem, you're listening to the William Shatner cover.

  13. Re:How do they afford this? by chillmost · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't try to side-step the question Mr. Bezos!!!

  14. What's with the Amazon bashing? by KingSkippus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For real, why is everyone bashing Amazon? I buy stuff from them all the time. The prices are very competitive on most items, and the selection of stuff is hard to beat. I've been a pretty loyal customer since 1998, and unless something is significantly cheaper somewhere else, I almost always buy anything I need that they sell there.

    If you don't like Bob Dylan or Norah Jones, then don't watch the frickin' concert! Jesus, you'd think that they were having John Ashcroft in concert or something, the way everyone is reacting! ("Let the eagle soar!..." Ugh.)

    My company, a large Fortune 100, does this periodically. For special occasions, it will sponsor a concert for the employees and VIPs. Chances are that Amazon was going to have the concert anyway, and decided to Webcast it just to be nice, so give 'em a frickin' break, already!

    Sheesh, talk about no good deed going unpunished...

    1. Re:What's with the Amazon bashing? by KingSkippus · · Score: 2, Funny

      <rant style="color:political; rant-type:offtopic;">

      I [am] Jesus and I like John Ashcroft's singing, you insensitive clod!

      If you were Jesus, you never would have let anyone in America even know who John Ashcroft is. I will still always remember him neither as the Attorney General of the United States nor as the number one runner up to Shatner's "I Want to Sex You Up" as the biggest earbleed of all time, but as the guy who lost his senate seat to a dead guy.

      Voters of Missouri: "Hmmm... Ashcroft or dead guy. Ashcroft or dead guy... I'll take the dead guy!"

      George W. Bush: "Yep, the loser to the dead guy is the person I want as one of the most powerful people in my administration! Oh, and could you please vote for me again in 2004?"

      Voters of Missouri: "Okay, no problem..."

      Karl Rove: "I AM A GOD!!!"

      Me: (sigh)

      </rant>

  15. Get over yourselves! by Stu+Charlton · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Amazon puts up a free concert, and Slashdot idiots go nuclear. What a surprise.

    This isn't deserving of thanks or, 'gee look how kind they are' -- I think of it as an extra service provided by a company. Some will enjoy it, some won't. Why is it deserving of such scorn?

    When AOL did this several times over the past years, with the Rolling Stones, for example, did that deserve scorn?

    Music is highly subjective, but it's the height of adolescent immaturity to slag off Bob Dylan and Norah Jones as crap if you don't like their style of music.

    Get the fuck over yourselves.

    (It was time to burn the karma anyway)

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    1. Re:Get over yourselves! by fishbowl · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Amazon puts up a free concert, and Slashdot idiots go nuclear."

      Amazon treats its employees to a picnic but tries to frame it as some kind of service to the customers.

      "We're taking your sister to Six Flags -- don't worry, we'll show some pictures of some of the rides, aren't you excited?"

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    2. Re:Get over yourselves! by cloudmaster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, height of immaturity would be saying that they pooped themselves, or making some other joke about a bodily function / natural act.

      Also, that music doesn't suck - it's just that it's not good enough to offend much of anyone. I argree that it sucks, and that the opportunity to watch a video of the concert is a suck-ass gift. It's like giving lottery tickets as a gift. "Surprise, I probably didn't get you anything! Happy father's day!"

      For the record, all of those "free concerts" are a load of crap. A recording is a recording, even if it's a "live" recording. I'd be happier with a discount price on a CD or something - maybe free shipping on one CD (normally you have to go over $25 to get free shipping). Then, I'm not angry with this announcement, like some of the posters have been (which perhaps was the point). Free shipping would've been nice... :)

  16. Re:MOD UP by aka-ed · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I love it. Amazon and Victoria's Secret are THE MAN. I can't wait till one of you geniuses notice the JP Morgan Chase involvement. I suppose every one of you has a $7-an-hour "activist" job. If I must endure more self-righteous priggishness about Dylan taking money from big corporations, I'd like to see full disclosure of each critic's sources of income.

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  17. Never never never base copyright on someones death by blonde+rser · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Personally, I think that copyrights on music should last until the writer dies, and they should only be given to the song writer.

    Let me say that again. You never never never want to base the length of copyright on someones death. There are enough things that makes passing on hard enough. We don't need to put the added stress on people with the idea that "every day I stay alive is another residue check my family can receive." Or worse "if we unplug dad from the respirator out estate has to give up our copyright." Linking financial matters (even more than we already have) with the process of dying is inhuman. This is one of those cases where something sounds like a good idea but the consequences are disgusting.

  18. It's corporate version of public masterbation. by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually, the reason has little to do with Amazon's policies, and more with any company that publically masterbates in front of a croud, and tells us that it's a present for us. If this was just a company party, that'd be one thing. Pushing it as a "Show of Thanks" or gift to the customers is a joke, and they're getting called on it, big time.

    Imagine it on a personal level. Imagine that your wife or whoever your significant other is comes home, and you invite them into the bedroom. Tell them "This is to say thank you for all you've done for me," then proceed to masterbate. If they don't get hit/slap/leave/laugh at/divorce you, I'd be suprised (some have kinkier partners).

    This is what Amazon did. It could have given away tickets to 100 lucky customers. It could have given away other prizes. It could have done ANYTHING that actually gave some benefit to the customers. I don't even like American Idol, but I'd rather watch it on TV than a junk streaming concert. If I'm going to sit for 2+ hours to watch something, I want some chips, a drink, and a sofa. That's just me, but I would assume this is true of the average Amazon shopper as well.

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    1. Re:It's corporate version of public masterbation. by TummyX · · Score: 2


      and more with any company that publically masterbates in front of a croud


      But clearly you have no problems with a thousand geeks masturbating in front of you everyday or you wouldn't be here.

  19. Re:MOD UP by Tengoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There is some interesting information on this topic at Telegraph:

    Asked in 1965 what might tempt him to sell out, Dylan replied: "Ladies undergarments".

  20. SImple answer, if you really want to help locals. by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 2, Informative

    Call the bookstore.
    "Hey, can you order title X,yan z for me?"
    BOokstores are 90% of the time willing to order books they dont have in stock for you, espscially the smaller ones. Yeah, its not gonna beat amazon on price or speed, but at least youre helping out someone besides a faceless corporation.

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