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Next-gen Windows Command Line Shell Now in Beta

Suddenly_Dead writes "Microsoft's new command line shell, MSH or Monad, has entered the beta phase. Channel9 Wiki has information on how to download this (complete with Guest ID), and other related info."

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  1. Here's a Screenshot by blackmonday · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's a Screenshot:

    Microsoft Windows XP [Version 5.1.2600]
    (C) Copyright 1985-2001 Microsoft Corp.

    C:\>


    1. Re:Here's a Screenshot by ShyGuy91284 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Damn, and I was sure they would finally ditch the concept of drive letters this time!!! *Sarcasm*

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    2. Re:Here's a Screenshot by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1, Funny

      Microsoft Windows XP [Version 5.1.2600]
      (C) Copyright 1985-2001 Microsoft Corp.

      C:\>


      Here's a better screenshot, showing the most useful of all Windows shell commands:

      Microsoft Windows XP [Version 5.1.2600]
      (C) Copyright 1985-2001 Microsoft Corp.

      C:\>FORMAT C:

      WARNING, ALL DATA ON NON-REMOVABLE DISK
      DRIVE C: WILL BE LOST!
      Proceed with Format (Y/N)?y

      Checking existing disk format.
      Verifying 40,960M
      Format complete

      Volume label (11 characters, ENTER for none)?

      42,949,672,960 bytes total disk space
      42,949,672,960 byttes available on disk

      32,768 bytes in each allocation unit.
      65,505 allocation units available on disk.

      Volume Serial Number is 3745-19F5

      C:\> bwahahaha!
      Bad command or file name

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    3. Re:Here's a Screenshot by Glonoinha · · Score: 1, Funny

      The previous text was the original Microsoft DOS shell, an obscure command line interface dating back to the early 80's. Although it had a cult following it never really gained any traction in the business or home / personal computer world as it didn't run any of the Microsoft Office products, couldn't interact with their Windows networks, didn't support Active Directory or any other sort of authentication, and most importantly you couldn't play games on it.

      Come to think of it, other than showing white characters on a black screen, it really didn't have any function.

      Us old-timers aren't surprised that you didn't recognize it - it was actually more of a prototype than a real operating system.

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  2. This is what Microsoft has been "fighting" for! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A command line. How innovative!

  3. This is fantastic news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Windows gets more and more like Linix every day. At this rate, I soon won't be able to cut-n-paste between applications! Bring it on. Have they ported xcdplayer yet?

  4. Monad? by Deal-a-Neil · · Score: 5, Funny

    What kind of name is that? Sounds like a command shell that had one testicle removed.

    1. Re:Monad? by QuestorTapes · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, that name sucks. May as well call it Eunuchs. Oh, wait... ;>

      Most names people make up for products are stupid. This one might not even make it into release.

    2. Re:Monad? by dubdays · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sounds like a command shell that had one testicle removed.

      No, it's plural. You know, like:

      "Yo, you ain't no playa. I got mo nad than you, yo."

  5. I guess the site's running it .... by SourKAT · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... doesn't have a web interface...

    Visitors We are sorry but this site is experiencing difficulties at this time. Please return shortly! Thank you for your patience. Webmaster - please contact support as soon as possible.
  6. I don't get it. by thehfctech · · Score: 1, Funny

    Server Error in '/' Application. Runtime Error Description: An application error occurred on the server. The current custom error settings for this application prevent the details of the application error from being viewed remotely (for security reasons). It could, however, be viewed by browsers running on the local server machine. Details: To enable the details of this specific error message to be viewable on remote machines, please create a tag within a "web.config" configuration file located in the root directory of the current web application. This tag should then have its "mode" attribute set to "Off". Notes: The current error page you are seeing can be replaced by a custom error page by modifying the "defaultRedirect" attribute of the application's configuration tag to point to a custom error page URL.

  7. One benefit to Monad. by Deal-a-Neil · · Score: 3, Funny

    .. it won't be so startling when you get the blue screen of death, seeing that you're already in a text screen mode.

  8. Or you could just download the release-quality one by mcc · · Score: 4, Funny
  9. Re: No Thanks by SourKAT · · Score: 2, Funny

    With the number of replies you got, don't you feel just a little bit stooooopid? You do know that Life's like a box of Chocolates, don'tcha?

  10. I find it ironic by v1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    how MS bashes linux, and yet is trying to become more and more like it...

    Probably a very common business tactic, bash the competition and at the same time assimilate its best features, but still, poor style.

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  11. Monad?!?! by 3vi1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "What should we name it?"

    "Let's combine 'Microsoft' and 'Gonad'. It'll make Unix jealous."

  12. They tried this before by infonography · · Score: 5, Funny

    I didn't write this but I wish I had been there.

    " I've been attending the USENIX NT and LISA NT (Large Installation Systems Administration for NT) conference in downtown Seattle this week.

    One of those magical Microsoft moments(tm) happened yesterday and I thought that I'd share. Non-geeks may not find this funny at all, but those in geekdom (particularly UNIX geekdom) will appreciate it.

    Greg Sullivan, a Microsoft product manager (henceforth MPM), was holding forth on a forthcoming product that will provide Unix style scripting and shell services on NT for compatibility and to leverage UNIX expertise that moves to the NT platform. The product suite includes the MKS (Mortise Kern Systems) windowing Korn shell, a windowing PERL, and lots of goodies like awk, sed and grep. It actually fills a nice niche for which other products (like the MKS suite) have either been too highly priced or not well enough integrated.

    An older man, probably mid-50s, stands up in the back of the room and asserts that Microsoft could have done better with their choice of Korn shell. He asks if they had considered others that are more compatible with existing UNIX versions of KSH.

    The MPM said that the MKS shell was pretty compatible and should be able to run all UNIX scripts.

    The questioner again asserted that the MKS shell was not very compatible and didn't do a lot of things right that are defined in the KSH language spec.

    The MPM asserted again that the shell was pretty compatible and should work quite well.

    This assertion and counter assertion went back and forth for a bit, when another fellow member of the audience announced to the MPM that the questioner was, in fact David Korn of AT&T (now Lucent) Bell Labs. (David Korn is the author of the Korn shell)

    Uproarious laughter burst forth from the audience, and it was one of the only times that I have seen a (by then pink cheeked) MPM lost for words or momentarily lacking the usual unflappable confidence. So, what's a body to do when Microsoft reality collides with everyone elses?"

    source = http://www.flutterby.com/archives/1998_Sep/quickie s.html

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  13. Re: No Thanks by Curtman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why do the unix zealots always dismiss...

    Because we're Unix zealots dumb ass. Get with the program.

  14. Re: No Thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    you're such a rebel.

  15. Does this mean? by janus_god · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does this mean that tracert will become traceroute and dir become ls? Good god the implecations are huge.

  16. 30 years in computer years? About 1000 years by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 4, Funny

    The fact that the Unix command line has stood the test of time when virtually everything else has been redesigned and redesigned and redesigned is an amazing testament to the thinking which went into it.

    They basically got it right.

    They must have, otherwise it *would* have been redesigned or have fallen by the wayside decades ago. Decades, in IT. *Decades*. Think about it.

    Sure, something may well come along which is "a better way" but I doubt it'll be MS who come up with it, they don't have a philosophy so I don't see how they could.

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  17. lol, personalized error ... by da5idnetlimit.com · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Server Error in '/' Application."

    Is computing really becoming pervasive ?
    At least it has a sense of humor 8)

    'Server Error in '/' Application.

    Runtime Error
    Description: An application error occurred on the server. The current custom error settings for this application prevent the details of the application error from being viewed remotely (for security reasons). It could, however, be viewed by browsers running on the local server machine.

    Details: To enable the details of this specific error message to be viewable on remote machines, please create a tag within a "web.config" configuration file located in the root directory of the current web application. This tag should then have its "mode" attribute set to "Off".

    Notes: The current error page you are seeing can be replaced by a custom error page by modifying the "defaultRedirect" attribute of the application's configuration tag to point to a custom error page URL.

    '

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  18. modded down for speaking badly about my own post by bersl2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    WTF?

    I need sleep...

  19. Re: No Thanks by stor · · Score: 2, Funny

    +5 for this tripe?

    SFU is a joke. What kind of circus you running there?

    Cheers
    Stor

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  20. Re:See... by geomon · · Score: 2, Funny

    When you update your installation and suddenly all your scripts break.

    Of course nothing ever breaks with a Windows update.

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