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Sony Aibo Hacks Increase Functionality

Dinglenuts writes "Engadget posted a how-to article on increasing your Aibo's functionality using third party hacks. Given the increasing availability of networked home goods, I'm very interested to see what uses the Slashdot community can conceive for a household controlled through voice commands issued to a robot dog."

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  1. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Funny

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  2. Hack suggestion by Council · · Score: 4, Funny

    Better hack: remove the innards, place a live puppy inside.

    Makes it far more realistic.

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    1. Re:Hack suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Somebody got hit with the "take the joke too seriously" hack.

  3. Frickin Lasers by Rii · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just want a robot dog with frickin lasers strapped to his head.

    AIBO! SICK 'EM!

  4. I'd kill for this hack by pestilence669 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Aibo needs a guard function for the neighborhood cats. Just bark and move a bit when there's any meowing around. If they pee on my door one more time, I'm gonna' set bear traps.

  5. Voice operated x-rated juke box? by 5plicer · · Score: 2, Funny
    From the article:
    You can say to him for example "AIBO, DVD - Debbie Does Dallas 2000" and the DVD of that movie will play.
    ROFLMAO!
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  6. imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    a beo-woof woof woof of these...

  7. Based on recent events... by coj · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I'm very interested to see what uses the Slashdot community can conceive for a household controlled through voice commands issued to a robot dog."

    Whatever it is, it's gonna involve goatse.cx

  8. Re:First of all by yotto · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lets make a mobile "keg-bot"

    And make the tap a long tube sticking out, and you've got yourself a Dalek! Throw your computer in there and you'd win the local LAN party's case mod contest for sure!

  9. Feeding pets by Gertlex · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Give the cat fresh food!"

    *Meow!!*

  10. A server! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    error 404 page not found. We're sorry, but the server is out of range of the wireless network. It either went for a walk or is chasing a squirrel in the back yard. Please try again later.

  11. I'll be happy... by SeventyBang · · Score: 1, Funny


    ...as long as the code which tells it to sit makes it sit and there isn't a bug which makes it sh%t instead.

  12. Domestic bliss by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Funny

    I gotta get me one of them robots to vacuum the floor. They're not that expensive, but I'm cheap, and there's not enough marketting to remind me that I need one. Yesterday I had to carry two weeks worth of groceries from the car up to my unit. That's like 2 flights of stairs. It's not a hard job, but I'm lazy. Where's my grocery carrying robot? You could do it with a stair climbing trolly, but what do you do with that trolly when you're done with it? Who has space to store a trolly? Maybe them autoreconfigurable robots are the way to go. Ya know, the 4 million bricks that talk to each other and can form any shape.

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  13. 3vil by God'sDuck · · Score: 2, Funny

    "household controlled through voice commands issued to a robot dog" i'm much more amused by the concept of a household controlled *by* voice commands issued *from* a robot dog. "hey sparky! run next door and tell the Jones' house to turn down that godawful music...and turn off their hot water while you're at it...mwouhahaha"

  14. IT dog by jeffmock · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just want my Aibo to hobble over and push the reset button on my windows box so I can stay on the couch...

    jeff

  15. Re:First of all by JahToasted · · Score: 5, Funny

    INTOXICATE! INTOXICATE!

  16. Bestiiality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do these Aibos lick peanut butter or do they prefer grease?

  17. However by BlackMesaLabs · · Score: 1, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, Robot animal hacks YOU!

  18. What about teaching it to lick peanut butter off by Hohlraum · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... my hand. What? What did you think I was gunna say?