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What's the Best Geek Joke You Know?

Posted by Cliff on from the limericks-and-jests-and-jokes-oh-my dept.

super_ogg writes "To break some of the office blues, I decided to tell the worst geek joke I know: 'Why did the Comp. Engineer get X-mas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because Oct(31) == Dec(25)!' Some groaned, some laughed, but only a geek could understand it. I was wondering what are some of the best/worst geek jokes people have out there for the Slashdot community?"

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  1. Fun by mukund · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From bash.org

    t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
    BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
    BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
    BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
    BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
    BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
    BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
    BlackAdder> IN FACT
    BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
    BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
    BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
    *** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
    *** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
    t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
    CRCError> right
    heartless> Right.
    r3v> right

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  2. Re:gotta go hex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Please don't confuse the issue with accuacy or precision.

  3. "Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you," by lilmouse · · Score: 3, Insightful

    An engineer is walking down the street, and sees another guy from his lab walking along with a new bright red motorcycle. He's impressed, especially since his friend doesn't know how to ride a motorcycle, so he goes up and asks, "Wow, where'd you get that?"

    His friend explains, "Well, I walk walking along, and this gorgeous blond drives up on the motorcycle, stops in front of me, strips her clothes off and tells me, 'Take what you want!'"

    The engineer nods in understanding. "Good choice. Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."

    --LWM

  4. Re:Worst calculus joke ever by Second_Derivative · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Indeed it is absolutely terrible....

    But then again I laughed out loud at that (well, that shouldn't be surprising anyway, look at my username...)

  5. Re:A mathematician and an engineer.... by Endymion · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Shouldn't that be Zeno, not Archemides?

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