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What's the Best Geek Joke You Know?

Posted by Cliff on from the limericks-and-jests-and-jokes-oh-my dept.

super_ogg writes "To break some of the office blues, I decided to tell the worst geek joke I know: 'Why did the Comp. Engineer get X-mas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because Oct(31) == Dec(25)!' Some groaned, some laughed, but only a geek could understand it. I was wondering what are some of the best/worst geek jokes people have out there for the Slashdot community?"

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  1. Re:Well,,, by Kell_pt · · Score: 2, Informative

    You mean:

    "I have 2 apples. I give you 3, how many apples do I have now?"

    --
    "I don't mind God, it's his fan club I can't stand!" E8
  2. Re:I thought of a better version by SillySnake · · Score: 2, Informative

    It took me forever to get this..

    dead + 1 = deaE (The hex number) The one here is you..

    deaE + 1(your friend) = deaf