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The Browncoats Rise Again

The Original, One and Only, Hippy of Death writes "There's an interesting read posted on The Weekly Standard website talking about Joss Whedon and the unusual marketing campaign he is waging for the upcoming Serenity/Firefly movie." From the article: "It was ignored and abandoned, and the story should end there--but it doesn't. Because the people who made the show and the people who saw the show--which is, roughly, the same number of people--fell in love with it a little bit. Too much to let it go. . . . In Hollywood, people like that are called unrealistic, quixotic, obsessive. In my world, they're called Browncoats."

271 comments

  1. Re:Brownshirts by TummyX · · Score: 1

    Al Gore...is that you?

  2. Serenity by mikeporter · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I've seen it twice and it was great both times.

    1. Re:Serenity by greyhoundpoe · · Score: 1

      I've seen it twice and it was great both times.
      (Score:0, Redundant)

      Best. Mod. Ever.

  3. Just saw a preview a couple of days ago ... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... and yeah, pretty much everything the article says is right. (How often does that happen?) The crowd was much less over the top than, say, the stereotypical Star Wars / Star Trek / LOTR opening night crowd; very few costumes. We were there to see the movie, and we did, and we walked out grinning from ear to ear. It's great stuff.

    Oh, it's not perfect yet (lots of editing still to be done, I think) but it was still, in its unfinished form, the best movie I've seen in a long time. And the fact that Whedon et al. are actually paying attention to the fans -- treating us as part of the effort of making the movie instead of $TARGET_DEMOGRAPHIC -- is really damn cool.

    It occurs to me that what's happening with Firefly/Serenity is very similar to what happened with Star Trek way back when. The fans basically kept alive what was originally considered a failed series for over ten years between the cancellation of the series and the greenlight for the first movie. We should count ourselves lucky that things moved faster this time around.

    Anyway. This is some of the best storytelling you'll ever see on screen. Don't miss it.

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    1. Re:Just saw a preview a couple of days ago ... by pHatidic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      treating us as part of the effort of making the movie instead of $TARGET_DEMOGRAPHIC -- is really damn cool.

      You don't think Whedon knows this? People who want to feel like they are involved in the making of the movie ARE the demographic Whedon is going after.

    2. Re:Just saw a preview a couple of days ago ... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Oh, I'm sure he does know that, and that's fine; we're happy because we feel included and get a great movie, he's happy because we buy tickets to his movie, everybody wins. My point is that it feels a lot less cynical than the standard Hollywood formula of, "Okay, here's an action sequence for the guys, here's a romance subplot for the chicks, here's something cute for the kids, here's something dramatic for the critics ..." etc.

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    3. Re:Just saw a preview a couple of days ago ... by cybrpnk2 · · Score: 2, Informative
    4. Re:Just saw a preview a couple of days ago ... by chrysrobyn · · Score: 2, Informative

      Warning for the paranoid or purists, parent poster is a referrer link. If you have a problem with that, don't click. If you don't care, no worries.

    5. Re:Just saw a preview a couple of days ago ... by localman · · Score: 1

      And every kind act is really a selfish act to get people to like you!

      Who cares? As long as you're giving me what I want, I'll give you what you want. And we can each view it through whatever cynical or romantic glasses we wear.

      Cheers.

    6. Re:Just saw a preview a couple of days ago ... by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 1

      Trailer looks good except for slo-mo martial arts girl, mr hip shooter, and dear god no, hercules/xena fighting with the spin the guy upside down and drive his head into the ground.

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    7. Re:Just saw a preview a couple of days ago ... by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1
      You don't think Whedon knows this? People who want to feel like they are involved in the making of the movie ARE the demographic Whedon is going after.

      Sure - this sounds like it would be obvious. But it would seem that the concept is either lost on Hollywood or not so easy to pull off. You don't see the same thing going on with Star Trek, Star Wars, or the current run of superhero / comicbook movies.
    8. Re:Just saw a preview a couple of days ago ... by Rei · · Score: 1

      Well, it was time for some thrilling heroics. If anyone gets nosy, you have to... you know... shoot em. Politely. These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like Jayne. I'd call them psychopathic lowlifes, but that would be an insult to the psychopathic lowlife community. You attack, and they avoid it by being fast like a freak. They tell you never to hit a man with a closed fist; but it is, on occasion, hilarious.

      'Sides, if you mess up, it's not like anyone'll be able to yell at you. Show up just in the nick of time, what will that make you? A big damn hero! Ain't you just!

      Now If you'll excuse me, I have to go fix a bible.

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    9. Re:Just saw a preview a couple of days ago ... by rp · · Score: 1

      OK. I'll reply to this in the best /. traditions, i.e. not having read the article, and under severe influence of a(n unfortunately legal) mind-altering substance that, at this stage, barely allows me to type.

      What I want to say is that Robert Pirsig, whose book, "Zen and the art of Motorcycle Maintenance", I read over 20 years ago, is right: there *is* such a thing as *quality*. I have been watching Buffy re-reruns, which somehow started at ungodly hours when I should have been asleep, but what kept me glued to the screen was this exact feature: quality. Granted, some of the episodes are lousy, but sometimes there are jewels of sheer beauty - not just in the way in which characters are elevated to be beautiful, but also in the integrated whole of an episode. This never struck me harder than in the episode in which everybody had magically lost the faculty of speech, and an hour of television was spent without a word being uttered. I watched in fascination, my mind divided between adulation - I was enjoying what I saw - and meta-adulation, coming from, if you will, the engineer in me: the feeling: wow, these guys purposely set out to do this, and they managed to make it work!

      Joss Whedon is quality. Joss Whedon means: no matter how many cliches, there will be something that transcends them, that will hold your interest, that will attempt to play around with conventions and see to what extent they can be stretched and still work. TV has seen enough formulas, it needs challenges. Whedon seems to be one of the persons who are willing to take these challenges every now and then.

  4. Here is my question by antifoidulus · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Why is the submitter, the self proclaimed "hippy of death" reading the Weekly Standard?

    1. Re:Here is my question by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      He was using it as a blanket when the homeless shelter was too full to take him in for the night...

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    2. Re:Here is my question by Neoncow · · Score: 2, Funny
      Redundant? Whay is this redundant?

      Oh by the way, don't mod me insightful.

  5. Saw the movie *minor spoilers* by DeafDumbBlind · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I really liked it until the last 3 or 4 minutes.
    I hope that they change the ending before the final release.
    Having the bad guy behave the way he did at the end cheapened the whole 'believe in something' theme that they were trying to push throughout the movie.
    It was totally weak for the guy to change his entire world view based on one unsubstantiated news clip.
    Other than that, I thought that movie kicked ass.

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    1. Re:Saw the movie *minor spoilers* by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2

      FWIW, the impression I got wasn't that he'd lost his belief in the Alliance, but that he'd lost his belief in himself -- i.e., his whole purpose in life was to be scary-deadly-secret-agent-guy, and having failed in that, he "fell on his sword."

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    2. Re:Saw the movie *minor spoilers* by tpconcannon · · Score: 1

      Why not? Idiots change their opinions all the time based on unsubstantiated news clips. Today, the media controlled cattle line up one by one to go into the slaughter house. Zzzap. Thud. Done.

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    3. Re:Saw the movie *minor spoilers* by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Nope. People like to hold contradictory facts in their head, but very few people actually change who they are based upon what they learn. Real change in behavior is rare.

      For example: I think time is way to precious to be reading Slashdot commentary, yet here I am ;)

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    4. Re:Saw the movie *minor spoilers* by hyfe · · Score: 3, Funny
      American movie in being extremely good until the last 5 minutes shocker!

      Seriously, I'll never understand what's up with you and super-happy cliche endings.

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    5. Re:Saw the movie *minor spoilers* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you talking about.

      He changed nothing.

      He believed what he was doing was right. He found out it wasn't. He stopped.

      What he beleived in was a better world. He thought the Alliance would deliver that. When he learned the truth...

      It would have been AGAINST his character to do anything other than he did.

    6. Re:Saw the movie *minor spoilers* by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      really liked it until the last 3 or 4 minutes.

      Thank you for the spoiler warning, but I fear that whatever it is you say (I'm making an effort not to look... though someone replied to you and provided more info I didn't want to see without the adequate spoiler warning... ATTENTION SLASHDOT OVERLORDS we need a *spoiler* mod that I would customize to put posts at -infinity) about the last 5 minuttes of the movie cannot possibly be a *minor* spoiler.

      P.S. Vador is Luke's father.

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    7. Re:Saw the movie *minor spoilers* by pupdog311 · · Score: 0

      "P.S. Vador is Luke's father." And here I thought it was Vader. Damn phonebook mixups... And yeah, I'd consider it a minor spoiler in the grand scheme of things...

    8. Re:Saw the movie *minor spoilers* by Sneakabout · · Score: 0

      Endings like that of Time Bandits should be compulsory.

      "Don't touch it! It's evil!"

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    9. Re:Saw the movie *minor spoilers* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Saw the movie *minor spoilers*
      You mean, River really is made out of chocolate?

      http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2005-04 -29&res=l
    10. Re:Saw the movie *minor spoilers* by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Just be glad we don't have endings as sappy happy as Bollywood endings :-)

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  6. Re:Yeah well... by galatea2.2 · · Score: 1

    Doesn't mean it won't be a good movie, either. The odds are very good that it will be a good movie, however. Joss Whedon can write and direct and this isn't just a "let's milk our franchise to death" project. Com'on, be happy!

  7. In my world by ninja_assault_kitten · · Score: 0

    All women have at least a full C.

  8. What A Gamble by cybrpnk2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I thought a long time about what I'd seen after a four hour drive home from a preview showing, and the main thought I came up with is this. We live in very uncertain times and the main attraction of Firefly that inspired its cult following was the comfort of a family that would weather all dangers. That comfort is gone in this movie. It is a GREAT movie, but it somewhat lacks the core quality that drew people to Firefly in the first place. SO, whether this is just a better than average movie release or the beginning of the pop cultural phenom the fans had hoped it would be remains to be seen.

    1. Re:What A Gamble by cybrpnk2 · · Score: 0, Redundant
    2. Re:What A Gamble by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      We live in very uncertain times and the main attraction of Firefly that inspired its cult following was the comfort of a family that would weather all dangers. That comfort is gone in this movie.

      Curse their sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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    3. Re:What A Gamble by cybrpnk2 · · Score: 1

      Snicker. An appropriate quote on several levels.

    4. Re:What A Gamble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop spamming this crap you stupid fuck. We can deal with it once, but when you go replying to your own post for the main purpose of advertising your referral link, well you need a penis shaped sound wave to be blasted through your ears.

      Seriously, his whole netblock deserves some bannation.

    5. Re:What A Gamble by runlvl0 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Without giving anything else away, I think that the movie was excellent, right up until the last reel (the sudden but inevitable betrayal), where it became the kind of movie that... made this is "a time for quiet, silent contemplation."

      The only thing that I can imagine redeeming this is that we're the victims of a hoax. If you'll notice, the production values of that last reel (which at this point are approximately those of Saturday morning television, crossed with some of the more absurd portions of the movie Galaxy Quest) do not match those of the rest of the movie. There are two endings to Mal and the assassin's fight, both of which are shown - unless you believe that he's still fighting like that after being run through with the sword - although I did like the line about "wrath." I think that what we saw was incomplete and misleading, not just from a technical/fx standpoint, but from a storytelling standpoint as well.

      I think, or at least desperately hope that the movie that we see in September will have an entirely different ending than the one which we saw Thursday night (and/or are seeing at the other previews).

      Please?

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    6. Re:What A Gamble by He+Who+Has+No+Name · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't be surprised if Joss filmed a different 'decoy' ending for the pre-release screenings to keep from giving the real finale away. He does have his philosophy about making the characters earn their happiness, but I don't think he would backstab such a dedicated audience that was so key to making the film even happen. Plus, I have a hunch the studios insisted that he tack on a fake ending for the screenings as part of the early screening deal.

      A decoy ending definitely explains the lower production value--it was probably thrown together at the last minute.

      That's what *I'd* do, anyway.

  9. Brownstains? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I promise not to troll. I've seen exactly one episode in its entirety, the one they play backwards with the captain being shot. I've seen bits and pieces of maybe another 2 episodes.

    From what I've seen, I wasn't impressed at all, not even a little. Maybe It was the worst of the entire series, short lived as it was. I'll even admit there is 1 B5 episode out there, that if it was the first I had seen, well, it would have been the last.

    That said, this marketing campaign doesn't seem all that great. I'm assuming that those of you that have loved the show (and I know you're out there, I once went from 2 to -1, Troll in 30 some seconds on a Firefly story) will go see it no matter what. Marketing exists for people like me. I like science fiction, but need some encouragement to want to see this movie.

    Anyone care to try explaining to me what's so great about it, without sounding like you just converted to a cult 2 weeks ago?

    1. Re:Brownstains? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      How is this not a troll? You're posting to bitch about a show you don't like, and it's fairly obvious that you don't really want to be convinced to watch the movie. If you're any kind of geek, at least one of your friends, assuming you have them, should be willing to loan you the DVDs.

      It's perfectly fine not to like something popular, but it doesn't make you special, and whining about it is just bothersome. I like Windows, but I don't go into Linux threads to complain, I just don't read them.

    2. Re:Brownstains? by toopc · · Score: 3, Funny
      From what I've seen, I wasn't impressed at all, not even a little. Maybe It was the worst of the entire series, short lived as it was. I'll even admit there is 1 B5 episode out there, that if it was the first I had seen, well, it would have been the last.

      Would that "1 B5 episode" be the entire first season?

    3. Re:Brownstains? by Tx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you've only seen one episode, see a couple more. Rent the series DVD, or if you're really tight, download a couple of episodes ("The Train Job" or "Our Mrs Reynolds" perhaps). If you're so convinced that it's not worth watching that you won't invest the time to see a couple more episodes and decide for yourself, then nothing anyone says here is likely to convince you. On the other hand if you're going to be open minded about it, an hour or two of your time watching what I think is some of the best tv sci-fi ever can't be that painful, even if you don't end up liking yourself.

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    4. Re:Brownstains? by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 4, Informative

      The episode you saw (also titled Serenity, IIRC) was neither the worst nor the best of the series, but it happened to be one that required having watched a good deal of the series to really get into that particular storyline. This is a problem with a lot of Whedon's work, actually -- not a problem for serious fans, of course, but it does sometimes put off the more casual viewer. OTOH, the long, intricate story arcs in all of his series are one of the reasons the guy has so many dedicated fans, so it cuts both ways. He's telling stories, not episodes; if a story takes one episode to tell, that's great, but he'll also tell it in ten episodes if needed.

      If you're willing to give Firefly another shot, I'd recommend finding someone who has the DVD boxed set, and watching the series premiere (the real premiere, the two-hour one, not the fairly mediocre episode that Fox actually showed first) and then, if you like it, watching the rest of the episodes in sequence.

      What's so great about it? Well, for me, it's pretty much the same stuff I think is so great about all of Whedon's work to date: terrific dialogue, immensely likable characters, intricate storytelling, and a willingness both to use cliches as needed and then discard them the instant they're no longer useful. Buffy, Angel, and Firefly all managed to surprise me, repeatedly, just when I thought I was being led down a familiar path. Hardly any TV shows ever do that, and few enough movies.

      It's the characters who make it work, ultimately. You may not always agree with them, or admire them, or even understand them, but you like them, and you care what happens to them. They're not archetypes; they are, even when they're fighting vampires or flying spaceships, people you feel like you could sit down and have a beer with. This is Whedon's great talent, and it's what keeps his fans coming back to his work.

      Not sure if this answer is un-cult-like enough for you, but it's what I've got. ;)

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    5. Re:Brownstains? by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      Marketing exists for people like me.
      Um, no. Marketing does not exist for people who have decided what they like before they've seen the show in question. It exists for people who are likely to be convinced to try something new, and you are not in that group.
    6. Re:Brownstains? by drxenos · · Score: 1

      Serenity? Why would he have to watch a "good deal" of the series to enjoy the pilot episode??? I believe the episode he is referring to is "Out of Gas," my personal favorite. I think his reference to it being "backward" is a misunderstanding with the flashbacks, which I guess would be confusing it that is the *only* eptisode you saw.

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    7. Re:Brownstains? by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Oops, you're right. Not sure why I thought the flashback episode was the one called "Serenity" -- maybe because the ship was really the central character of that one?

      Anyway. Yeah, the point is, that particular episode was hard to make sense of for anyone who hadn't seen at least a couple of preceding episodes, so it's too bad that that's the only one OP has seen in its entirety.

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    8. Re:Brownstains? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I promise not to troll.

      You already did in your subject.
      And you do it again in the last sentence. Ah, trolls who keep going "no no, I'm trolling, I sweaaaar"... sigh.

      Anyone care to try explaining to me what's so great about it, without sounding like you just converted to a cult 2 weeks ago?

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    9. Re:Brownstains? by drsquare · · Score: 2

      Good point. There's no point marketing to the fanboys who'll go and see it a dozen times anyway, you need to market it to people who've never heard of it.

      I've NEVER heard of Firefly/Serenity outside of Slashdot. The marketing/publicity is non-existant.

      Whether it's any good or not it's hard to tell, I'll have to wait for a review from a non-fanboy. I'd get it off bittorrent but my 30,200bps modem won't take it, but I suppose that's what I deserve for living in the arsehole of the universe.

    10. Re:Brownstains? by ctr2sprt · · Score: 4, Informative
      He's not talking about "Serenity," he's talking about "Out of Gas." Technically spoilers, but nothing you don't learn from the first five minutes of the episode:

      It starts with Mal clutching a piece of machinery, then falling to the deck where his blood drips through the grate. Followed by a flashback to when he buys Serenity (the ship) and enlists the crew (not the passengers, whose enlistment is depicted in "Serenity" the pilot).

      "Out of Gas" is the best episode in the series, but only if you've watched all the ones leading up to it and so have an attachment to all the characters already. It is the worst episode to watch first.

      100 posts and a +5 mod for the parent, yet I'm the first one to point this out. Does that seem right to you?

    11. Re:Brownstains? by kiliwongo · · Score: 1

      the rarest quality ive seen in my fellow nerds is the quality each and every one proclaim to have the most of - open mindedness. to doubt the status-quo and ask 'why'. good to see there still exist nerds with TASTE. not all of us are H.P. Lovecraft fanatics (no insult to lovecraft enthusiasts intended, but seriously the adaptations made in the 80's have an almost porno-grade cheesiness to them ;)

    12. Re:Brownstains? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      but seriously the adaptations made in the 80's have an almost porno-grade cheesiness to them

      What? Because some guy's disembodied head is licking a naked woman all over her body and in some places twice?

      You're absolutely right of course. The adaptations of Lovecraft (at least the few I've seen, maybe only that one now that I think of it) have always completely missed the point.

      A good Lovecraft adaptation would rely totally on atmosphere and characters' reactions to drive the horror and the special effects and blood-and-guts-and-gore-and-vein-in-my-teeth stuff would be kept to a minimum, if shown at all. The true masters of horror, like Hitchcock, knew that real fear lies in the unknown, ill-defined terrors, creating an appropriate mood and not being sure what's going to happen. So many modern horror movies are solely exercises in repeated startling (not scaring, big difference), buckets of fake blood and poorly delivered anatomy lessons.

      Although, from what I've heard ("The Sixth Sense", "The Ring", and that Shamalama-ding-dong guy etc) real horror movies are making a bit of a comeback. Too bad I'm so spoiled by MST3K that I end up watching a lot of old 50's B-movies instead. In fact, I discovered one, I think it was called "The Unknown World" that was essentially the same plot as "The Core" only slightly more unrealistics and nowhere near as poorly-written. It amazed me that so many 9-figure special-effects extraordinaires of today are no better the cheapest, cheesiest, shoe-string-budget movies of 50 years ago. Money can buy lots of eye-candy, but apparently it can't buy good writing (and often not even good acting), because so few of the most expensive movies ever have it.

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    13. Re:Brownstains? by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      There was a trailer before Batman when I saw it last week. Outside of here that was the first I'd seen of the film.

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    14. Re:Brownstains? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      "Out of Gas" is the best episode in the series, but only if you've watched all the ones leading up to it and so have an attachment to all the characters already. It is the worst episode to watch first.
      100 posts and a +5 mod for the parent, yet I'm the first one to point this out. Does that seem right to you?


      No, but neither does the fact that you're quoting the best ep of the series in a post stating that it wasn't ;-)
      No wait, "Ariel" was the best.. NO! "War Stories"!

      Er... anyway, "Out of Gas" is only excellent if you've seen enough other shows to ask yourself "I wonder how Jayne came aboard" (you may replace Jayne with any other character). It is a very bad introduction to the series though, since it's appeal is in develloping the backstory of already-familiar characters and showing how much they've changed since coming on board.

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    15. Re:Brownstains? by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      "I like Windows, but I don't go into Linux threads to complain, I just don't read them."

      You're obviously not a regular /. fanboy. You're not even a paid MS shill. So what are you doing here?

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    16. Re:Brownstains? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      you're quoting the best ep of the series in a post stating that it wasn't
      It was my favorite episode when I saw it on TV. Then a several-year gap ensued, during which time I discovered Law & Order reruns, and now it's ruined. ("Is he a black man who happens to be a bounty hunter, or a bounty hunter who happens to be a black man?")

      The horrors of typecasting. Best of luck to Rey Curtis and Mike Logan, though. I laughed out loud when I saw those TD Waterhouse commercials with Schiff and McCoy. Is Dick Wolf on the Board of Directors or something?

    17. Re:Brownstains? by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1
      Would that "1 B5 episode" be the entire first season?

      Only if you're working in modulo 4 arithmetic. ;-)

      To answer the grandparent's question, maybe I can give a little perspective. I bought the DVD set a couple of months back, partly due to seeing it listed repeatedly as people's favourite sci-fi show here in Slashdot in preference to B5, and partly on the recommendation of a close friend whose taste in sci-fi is close to my own.

      I think the thing about Firefly is that its style is different to anything else I've seen. Yes, it's set in a futuristic universe, with space ships and aliens and all that, but that's not the point of the show. The point is characters that have depth and plausible relationships played by good actors. (A prostitute being probably the most educated and respectable member of the crew? They'll be inventing lesbian, vampire-hunting witches next...) The storylines are entertaining and slightly edgy: there are lots of moral ambiguities, even if it's clear where our sympathies are supposed to lie. And of course, there are elements of everything from crime drama to western thrown into the mix as well.

      I'm not sure it's my favourite sci-fi show. Actually, I'm sure it's not; B5 has many of the same advantages, but on a much grander scale, for example. But we seem to be seeing a new generation of high quality sci-fi shows just lately: the new Battlestar Galactica, the new series of Doctor Who, etc. I, for one, am happy to count Firefly among them. It's a welcome change to sometimes watchable but horribly formulaic Star Trek: The Next, Next, Prequal Generation episodes, or Yet Another SFX-laden But Plotless Sci-Fi Movie With Bad Acting.

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    18. Re:Brownstains? by Wandering+Idiot · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. Quotes from the show:

      ZOE: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?"
      BOOK: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps..."

      ZOE: "Jayne...this is something the captain has to do for himself."
      MAL: "No! No, it's not!"

      MAN: "Gave him a peck of trouble for it."
      MAL: "What kind of peck is that?"
      MAN: "The kind where they hacked off his hands and feet with a machete, rolled him into the bog."
      WASH: "The peck pretty hard around here..."

      HARROW: "You didn't have to wound that man."
      MAL: "Yeah, I know. It was just funny."

      WASH: "Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction."
      ZOE: "We live on a space ship, dear."
      WASH: "So?"


      Plus, it had *no sound in space*.

      If that doesn't convince you to at least you to go rent the DVD's, you are a soulless husk of a non-human from the darkest pits of the dimension of humorlessness. (Seriously, it's a really good show)

    19. Re:Brownstains? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      The entire first season built the story. Without it, the following seasons have no foundation, they wouldn't work.

      The episode I'm thinking of revolves around Garibaldi investigating a missing station worker, only to discover there is a hidden floor between decks 16 and 17, the elevator just doesn't stop on it normally. There is a weird death cult living on the floor, complete with monster that is man in a bad rubber suit. It is cheesy, completely out of character, and in no way is related to any of the others. If I remember correctly, even the other subplots were only unessential developments of the story arc.

      It was like a bad SNL skit about b5, to be quite honest.

    20. Re:Brownstains? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      That humor/wit is pretty anemic. And when I want that sort of thing, I'll watch a comedy.

      The no sound in space thing is a nice touch, but totally ruined by a ship that doesn't even look spaceworthy for interplanetary flight.

    21. Re:Brownstains? by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      You can't go into a movie like Re-animator (the most famous "Lovecraft" based movie? hilarious regardless) expecting it to be serious. It is camp. Whether they meant it to be or not if you try and take it serious you will be disgusted.

      Thats like expecting the move Hackers to be a serious introduction to the hacking world.

    22. Re:Brownstains? by pegasustonans · · Score: 1

      "Out of Gas" is the best episode in the series

      I disagree, I think either the pilot episode or Ariel are the best.

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      And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. --Will
    23. Re:Brownstains? by St.+Arbirix · · Score: 1

      It's not right. I haven't seen that episode in two years and I knew which one it was.

      Oh, and I always showed "Out Of Gas" either first or after "Serenity." My friends and I are all real anime fans so we're used to extremely long story arcs. The fact that the 5th episode is so hard to understand if you haven't seen previous episodes is actually a very good indication for those of us wanting complex storylines.

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    24. Re:Brownstains? by julesh · · Score: 1

      The entire first season built the story. Without it, the following seasons have no foundation, they wouldn't work.

      The first episode of B5 that I saw was TKO. That one *really* sucks, as far as I'm concerned. And you can miss it, and about half of the rest of series 1, without really losing out on too much of the story.

      I think the series 1 episodes you need to see are:

      Midnight on the Firing Line
      Born to the Purple
      Parliament of Dreams
      Mind War
      And the Sky Full of Stars
      Deathwalker (?)
      Survivors
      Signs and Portents
      Eyes (?)
      Legacies
      A Voice in the Wilderness (2 eps)
      Babylon Squared
      The Quality of Mercy
      Chrysalis

      That's 15 out of 24, not much over half. And I'd consider a couple of those optional but highly recommended, too.

      Compare that to the series 2 episodes you could skip: The Long Dark, A Spider in the Web, GROPOS (perhaps), Knives.

    25. Re:Brownstains? by julesh · · Score: 1

      the same plot as "The Core" only slightly more unrealistic

      Wow. That's... errr... interesting. How on _earth_ did they achieve it? ;)

    26. Re:Brownstains? by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Look...spaceworthy?

      Are you kidding me? What, it's not aerodynamic enough for you?

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    27. Re:Brownstains? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Of course. But what Lovecraft-based movie was good?

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    28. Re:Brownstains? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Considering that it does atmospheric flight, that wouldn't be such a ridiculous gripe, now would it?

      But no, the engine that they had trouble with, that was laughable.

    29. Re:Brownstains? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the one they play backwards with the captain being shot.

      The fact that this is how you saw the episode only proves that you don't even know enough about that one episode to make accurate assumptions about any of it.

      It isn't played backwards, it stitches together three timelines - assembling the current crew over time, the accident and the crew leaving, and the present.

      So really, all your bitching about it is based on poor understanding and a complete unwillingness to watch the show properly. Which I can understand perfectly - it took almost brute force to make me watch season 2 of Babylon 5 after seeing two or three first season episodes, but at least I didn't resort to trolling fans and making up bullshit excuses as to why I didn't like it.

    30. Re:Brownstains? by dbIII · · Score: 1
      I'll even admit there is 1 B5 episode out there, that if it was the first I had seen, well, it would have been the last.
      That's the one they screened first in Australia.

      It wasn't until I caught half a late season 2 episode that I decided it was worth watching, then eventually because geeky enough to go to a B5 convention.

      Why is it that first run SF TV is shown out of order, late at night, and often has the start postponed because cross-dressing footballers run over time?

    31. Re:Brownstains? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Ah, I see. Since I'm not a fan sitting there with a notebook in my lap taking notes on it already, it just shows I'm not watching it properly? What kind of shit is that? It shows the captain hurt, near the end of the story, first. Then goes back over how the engine isn't running, they can't fix it, him telling them to leave, blah blah blah. You guys are all fucking nuts, this proved it.

    32. Re:Brownstains? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since I'm not a fan sitting there with a notebook in my lap taking notes on it already, it just shows I'm not watching it properly?

      No, since you can't describe the episode in a way that approximates reality, you are not watching it properly. You started watching the show with a closed mind, and didn't even pay enough attention to realise the episode wasn't simply "played backwards".

    33. Re:Brownstains? by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      I've seen all of the TV episodes, but not yet the movie. I thought it was okay, but not outstanding. The intermixture of "Chinese" and English was stilted and unbelievable as presented. Anara is quite clearly Deanna Troi. I have to agree with you on the cult factor. I know people who cream their pants over this show and view those who don't as transgressors.

    34. Re:Brownstains? by Harry+Coin · · Score: 1

      Dagon is the best adaptation of any of Lovecraft's stories that I've seen. It's The Shadow Over Innsmouth, but set in a Spanish fishing village. Other than the setting change, it's the only HPL movie that really caught the feeling of the original story. Of course, half of the effect of HPL comes from his use of the language, so seeing his stories in movie format may be a lost cause.

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    35. Re:Brownstains? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      I described it well enough that most knew which episode I was talking about. That I didn't use the proper amount of religious awe in describing it and that this bothers you... it's indescribably laughable. I love B5, but goddam, but I'd still describe episodes that simply. Thanks for reinforcing my suspicion that its all a bunch of worthless crap that you retards gibber about.

      Still, I wish I could figure out the exact formula about these shows... I also just watched an episode (the first for me) of Dark Angel. Genetically engineered soldier escapes into a post-apocalyptic urban wasteland? Sounds like it has potential. Why do I still get the feeling that it's 2 parts daytime soap opera, 1 part Beverly Hills 90210, 3 parts "lets show off Alba's ass" ?

    36. Re:Brownstains? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, we knew which one you meant, but the way you talk about it makes it obvious you had a grudge about it from the get go, and while fans can recognise the episode from your description, it was an inaccurate and dismissive account. I don't give a crap if you actually give it a chance and don't like it, it's just offensive that you dismiss the entire show as crap with little to no experience of it. It's a lot like (hey, what do you know?) a linux zealot dismissing Longhorn, even though they've had no more experience with it than a few screenshots.

      As for Dark Angel - you're about right. It has promise, but it doesn't really take advantage of it, and ends up roughly as you're describing. Being cancelled after two seasons probably didn't give the writers a lot of room to manoeuvre though. There were times it seemed like they were trying to pull it in a decent direction, but for whatever reason couldn't quite do it.

    37. Re:Brownstains? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      half of the effect of HPL comes from his use of the language, so seeing his stories in movie format may be a lost cause.

      Since they are stories, I would think all of the effect would have to be from his use of language. ;-)

      Seriously though, you're exactly right. I doubt there are many filmmakers (certainly no major one) with the restraint to make a good Lovecraft adaptation. You could do a good HPL adaptation with no CG, etc, at all, if you were a really good filmmaker, and focussed on the characters (good acting is a must), atmosphere, proper pacing, etc. (I was going to say "no special effects", but that term covers things that are often a lot more mundane than giant squid-head monsters gobbling people while dodging laser beams and missiles that explode with that stupid flaming ring effect everyone uses, like maybe fog or something like that).

      Is there some kind of Director's Guild rule that every large explosion has to use that dumb ring effect. I mean, it was cool the first time I saw it (Star Trek 6 maybe?), but starting exactly with the second time I saw it, it was just old. I cringed when Lucas used it in the the New-and- Improved-Greedo-Shoots-First Edition of "A New Hope". I mean, I expected something imaginative and cool from the guy who wrote the book on space combat special effects (well, OK, technically that was Dykstra or however you spell it, but it was Lucas' vision).

      Of course, no movie is complete without a "Matrix". They should remake "Citizen Kane" and "Battleship Potemkin" with flaming rings and bullet-time. Now that would rock!

      Have I ranted long enough?

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  10. and this is on slashdot because...? by manavendra · · Score: 0, Troll

    Oh and mods, go on, mark this as troll please

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    1. Re:and this is on slashdot because...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey fucktard: it's 'ENTERTAINMENT' if you don't like it, go someplace else you asshole.

    2. Re:and this is on slashdot because...? by Neoncow · · Score: 1

      And the mods marked you as troll. Please mark this +1 Irony.

    3. Re:and this is on slashdot because...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where's the irony in someone with nothing to say except complaining that an article should even exist being modded troll?

      It's on Slashdot because someone submitted it and it appealed to the editor on some level. That's it. That's what the formula is. That's what the formula has always been. If that's a problem for someone then they need to find another site.

  11. Firewhat? Serenity? by Council · · Score: 1

    I was so confused, when the Firefly/Serenity stories started showing up on /., because the overwhelming response was along the lines of: "Oh, wow, they're finally listening to the will of the world and making this wonderful, wonderful show into a wonderful, wonderful movie. Oh my God. We all need to decide how to get together and celebrate. And of course it goes without saying that it will be a great movie." And then there would be twenty comments ALL vigorously agreeing.

    And I've been a bit confused, because until the slashdot comments, I had never heard of Firefly. I'm still awful lost, but everyone seems to take it for granted, as if it were Star Trek or something. Did I miss something huge? Am I the only one who didn't know about this movie?

    And most importantly, why is it so good? All I've been able to tell is that it's (a) a good story, and (b) set in space. I know I need to read plot summaries and all, but can anyone fill me in on why they like this show?

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  12. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by cybrpnk2 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Check out the 1300+ reviews over on Amazon, then spend the best entertainment $30 you will ever spend and see for yourself.

  13. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by unlinear · · Score: 2, Interesting

    First of all, serenity doesn't care about technobabble, which was increasingly my pet peeve with 'trek.

    "The engine is dead." "Well, go 'n fix it, damn it."

    Second of all, the universe is incredibly well thought out. It's a universe that actually feels like It Hasn't Been Done Before which this day and age is rare.

    Third... It's funny. damn funny. Characterization is awesome, and the use of humor is on the highest level of Whedonness. I remember having diet coke come up my nose when in episode "Jaynestown" the locals on one planet started their tribute to Jayne. (This makes more sense if you see the whole episode - Jayne's not really one you'd expect to have a tribute written for.)

    I could go on, but I'm a horrible rambler, so that's it for now.

  14. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by artifex2004 · · Score: 1

    Actually, through the end of today, there are some 20% off coupons over at Deep Discount DVD that will get you the box set of Firelfy for under $25, shipped.

    The coupons are listed at slickdeals.net, if you can't find them.

  15. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People like it cos Fox cancelled it. Fox cancels the good shows early on, like Wonderfalls.

  16. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Find a friend that has the series on DVD, take a long weekend and sit and watch. The original premise struck me as "Stagecoach" in space, but after three episodes, I got hooked. The acting was superb, the plots just hokey enough to hook and the love of craft shown through like a beacon. Yeah, Fox had Joss for another series, but it was the suits that killed this one. Somewhat similar to "John Doe", it has more bright, shining moments than dull ones.

    And watching Inara walk down a flight of stairs more than made up for the weak parts.

  17. Its not slashdotted yet! by electrosoccertux · · Score: 1

    Thats something! But I did notice it was slowing down while I was downloading the HD version. Maybe someone should torrent it? I would if I could.

  18. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out this thread for a good summary of what fans think make this show great:

    http://www.gamerswithjobs.com/node/16688

  19. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by Tx · · Score: 1

    Did I miss something huge?
    Yes

    Am I the only one who didn't know about this movie?
    Yes ...can anyone fill me in on why they like this show?
    Because it's bloody entertaining. Go borrow/rent the DVD and watch it, that'll be worth far more than testimonials.

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    Oh no... it's the future.
  20. This isn't really a new thing... by Dinosaur+Neil · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Once upon a time, there was a TV show that was very popular with the geek crowd. It was cancelled two seasons in, then resurrected for one final season (in the worst time slot possible). The fans refused to keep quiet, so four years later the studio created a really bland animated version of the show. That didn't shut them up either; fans still demanded more. Ten years after the show went off the air, a theatrical movie was released. Even though it was a special effects showcase loosely held together with an unlikely plot and really wooden acting, it was financially successful enough that Paramount studios finally gave in and decided that they'd let the fans shower them with money for the next twenty-five years.

    I think it's great that Joss found a way to bring back Firefly, but I wonder if the press is taking this serisously is because they've burnt themselves out from thirty-five years of mocking the people who kept Star Trek alive (after a fashion).

    --
    "I'm a scientist! I don't think, I observe!" - Dr. Clayton Forrester
    1. Re:This isn't really a new thing... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So far, the reaction hasn't been mockery, but rather interest and a degree of respect for Whedon and the fans for pulling it off.

      A big part of it, I think, is that there isn't (yet, and hopefully won't be) the same cult-like display that the worst of the Star Trek crowd puts on (and which then turns into a stereotype of everyone who likes ST, regardless of whether or not they're fanatics.) You know, we're not seeing people having Firefly weddings and insisting that they have a Constitutional right to wear their brown coats at work and, for God's sake, getting cosmetic surgery to make them look more like characters on the show. As long as we don't display that degree of kookiness, I think it'll be all right.

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      The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
    2. Re:This isn't really a new thing... by DavidBrown · · Score: 1

      Does this mean 30 years from now there will be a really crappy "Firefly: Serenity" prequel TV series with an opening song lip-sync'd by Jessica Simpson's less-talented sister?

      I'm all for it.

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    3. Re:This isn't really a new thing... by Seumas · · Score: 1

      I'm a big fan of science fiction, but FireFly (from what I can even remember of the two episodes that I think were on) was just another average science fiction show. It had a bit of "Brisco County Junior" flavor to it, but it took place in space. The End.

      Just not that original or outstanding, if you ask me. Time for something new and interesting and innovative.

    4. Re:This isn't really a new thing... by nsandver · · Score: 1

      I'm a big fan of science fiction, but FireFly (from what I can even remember of the two episodes that I think were on) was just another average science fiction show. It had a bit of "Brisco County Junior" flavor to it, but it took place in space. The End.

      Just not that original or outstanding, if you ask me. Time for something new and interesting and innovative.

      What I think was so great about Firefly wasn't its setting (although I did think it was quite out of the ordinary for a Sci-Fi show, and I liked it), but its characters and the interaction between them. The writing on that show was outstanding. The chemistry between all of the main cast shone through on-screen, and that's what pulled me in. They really seemed to care about each other, very much like a family, and you could really see it and almost feel it on-screen. The scenes in which I think that chemistry was most evident are the ones in which they're all gathered at the table eating a meal, laughing, and telling stories and jokes. It was magic.

      Also, Firefly strikes me as more universally-appealing than most Sci-Fi. As Joss Whedon describes it, it's not about near-perfect people living in a near-perfect society. Its characters have flaws, their ship and their worlds are dirty and rough, and they're not out there saving the universe, they're just trying to live, and live free. My mom and I watched the entire series in a weekend, when she was visiting once, and she loved it (I don't know any other show she would do that with, by the way). My in-laws borrowed the DVDs and after watching them, immediately ordered their own copy. I think it'll be very interesting to see if Firefly gathers a larger following after the movie comes out.

    5. Re:This isn't really a new thing... by Seumas · · Score: 1

      I guess I just don't remember enough about FireFly to think of it as anything particularly interesting. And I would suspect that if it was really a groundbreaking and wonderful series, it would be something I would have remembered something about. Which I don't. So that sort of tells me all I need to know right there.

      Granted, I hated Buffy until it had been off the air for a couple years and I actually sat down and watched a few episodes... next thing I know, I'd watched the entire series in one week (thanks BitTorrent!). AND LOVED IT.

      I shouldn't have loved it. I knew I shouldn't have loved it. But the characters were compelling (for the most part) and it while it could be seen as cheesey, campy and hackish - it wasn't. It was enjoyable on the same level that any other good story with great characters would be enjoyable. I was thoroughly impressed.

      So while I submit that Firefly could be such a show, it made no impression on me. I will give the movie a chance, certainly. But I am not expecting much at all. And really, I'd rather see more Farscape. Or even Dr. Who. :)

    6. Re:This isn't really a new thing... by Snaller · · Score: 1

      I suspect this may exactly be the case - much like Roddenberry Whedon doesn't really know why it was a hit. And by all accounts the movie is different from the series - for my tastes it sounds too different. Alas.

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    7. Re:This isn't really a new thing... by Wandering+Idiot · · Score: 1

      No one who only saw an episode or so of the show on TV really liked it. Almost everyone who's seen it in proper order on DVD loves it. I hate to tell you, but your opinion is pretty much irrelevant at this point. I'm not saying this because I'm some crazily obsessed fan of the show who's unwilling to countenance the idea that anyone might not like it, but because it's the truth. Go to Amazon.com, and see how many people were dissapointed after actually watching it.

    8. Re:This isn't really a new thing... by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1
      No one who only saw an episode or so of the show on TV really liked it. Almost everyone who's seen it in proper order on DVD loves it.

      I watched the series in the time between its cancelation and release on DVD. According to the notes I saw, I had seen the series in its broadcast order. And I liked it. But I understand why some didn't.

      The broadcast order left huge backstory holes. It was like finding yourself waking up on a speeding train with no idea where you're going, where you are, or where you came from. As characters on the show interacted, you got clues to everyone's backgrounds. The intended pilot episodes ended up being a treat - dropping in major pieces of the plot jigsaw puzzle.

      As I said, I enjoyed this treatment. But it would seem that others found this experience to be too disjointed.
  21. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

    That has to be the cheapest box set of an entire show ever. It has to be the cheapest box set of an entire season ever for that matter. Hell, it's only $10 more than a movie. I've never seen a single episode, but at $30 whats the risk?

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  22. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by cybrpnk2 · · Score: 0, Redundant
  23. I believe by Bruzer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I had never seen the Firefly series and a friend told me about the Serenity screening (http://www.cantstopthesignal.com/). I went to it not expecting much and not knowing anything of the story. It turns out you don't need to know anything about the series to enjoy this movie. The screening was a great story it was already a well done movie. I enjoyed the movie so much I bought the series on DVD the next day.

    When Serenity comes out do yourself a favor and watch this movie. I share many similar interests with other people here on Slashdot and I feel that many of the nerds here will like it.

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    "Tempt not a desperate man" - Willy S.
    1. Re:I believe by w0lver · · Score: 1

      I was a fan of the show since the aired pilot but what I did was bring three friends who never even heard of the show prior to the screening. They were amazed, they are heading out to buy the DVD's ASAP. The movie had action, adventure, humor, supense, heart, and a real plot. They loved the movie. I had more issues with it than they did. I still loved just had some issues with minor points. For fans of the show, this is great closure, for new people, this is an excellent Sci-Fi film. This universe is also non-sci-fi fan friendly. Firefly doesn't have a lot of the leaps of faith that a lot of space genre contain like : FTL, aliens, super weapons, and utopian cultures. My view is this Firefly universe is a future time where all the flaws of the real-world exist. People here are still pretty much thes same other than western clothing fetish and an folksy way of speaking with a Chinese influence. Greed, self-centeredness, and some downright evil exists in people. Think Bladerunner-style universe without replicants with a dash of Sliverado, a generous helping of Buffy, with a pinch of Red Dwarf, and slice of Cowboy Bebop...

  24. Interesting question. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    Anyone care to try explaining to me what's so great about it, without sounding like you just converted to a cult 2 weeks ago?

    I always find questions of this sort fun; they challenge me to examine my own reactions so that I understand them well enough to explain them to others. But what are you asking about exactly?

    Are you asking about the series, the promotional campaign, or the film, (which I've not yet seen and so cannot comment on.)?


    -FL

    1. Re:Interesting question. . . by Chancellorgriffin · · Score: 1

      you realy need to wach it from the begging, to get a feal for why its so dam, l33T (ok shoot me).

  25. what subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some birds arn't meant to be caged, their feathers are just to bright.

  26. Rise again? by pedantic+bore · · Score: 2, Funny
    Rise again?

    From the article, this sounds like the first time they've "risen". If this was the second Firefly movie, then that would be "again".

    However, I have to admit the "Brownshirts rise again" has a better ring to it than "Movie studios realize that nerds are a profitable target demographic."

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    1. Re:Rise again? by cybrpnk2 · · Score: 1

      BrownSHIRTS rising again would indeed be a scary thing. We are BrownCOATS.

    2. Re:Rise again? by pedantic+bore · · Score: 1
      s/shirts/coats/g

      My bad.

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    3. Re:Rise again? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      From the article, this sounds like the first time they've "risen".

      The fans rose when the show was first put "on hiatus", and were mowed down by Fox's hubris.

      The fans rose again when the DVDs came out: It topped off Amazon's preorders before the end of the fisrt day it was made available.
      I bought it in a real store, and it was a hassle: I had to go to tons of stores where it was sold out, and they all assured me that they had ordered more since I was by no means the first to ask for it.

      The DVDs did well, and Joss Whedon didn't give up. Now, there's a movie coming up soon, comics coming out sooner, and by my count, this would be the Third Rise of the Browncoats.

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    4. Re:Rise again? by ajdecon · · Score: 1

      Also, it's sort of a paraphrase of a quote from the series... :-)

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      "Science is a way of trying not to fool yourself." -Richard Feynman
  27. I saw the show by yttrstein · · Score: 1

    And it was recycled, tepid, unadulterated crap.

    1. Re:I saw the show by malex23 · · Score: 1

      You didn't like it, fine. I personally didn't care much for Touched By An Angel, so I suppose that makes us even.

    2. Re:I saw the show by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sure you're trying to be fair in your analysis, Mr. Lucas. But are you sure some of this just isn't sour grapes? I mean, you lost a lot of nerd cred, making Greedo shoot first like that.

      Yeah, it must be hard watching some vampire-happy upstart steal some of your thunder like that. We understand.

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    3. Re:I saw the show by Wandering+Idiot · · Score: 1

      I'm going to use my phenomenal psychic powers to deduce that what you saw was the episode Joss had to throw together as the first episode when the network inexplicably decided not the run the original two-hour pilot. It's not really that bad if you've already seen the real pilot so you "get" the small character moments, but it works fairly horribly as an introduction. I'll repeat this again, for anyone else who's come to a snap decision on the show:

      *ahem* IF ALL YOU SAW WAS THE FIRST EPISODE ON FOX, YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT THE SERIES. YOU WOULD ALMOST CERTAINLY LIKE IT IN PROPER ORDER ON DVD. THANK YOU.

      I apologize for the cappiness, but it needed to be said.

    4. Re:I saw the show by yttrstein · · Score: 1

      I saw four or five episodes, and every last one of them was filled with lukewarm, academic performances by mediocre actors forced to recite flat lines from a boring script that traced an entirely been-there-done-that plot. Bleh. No wonder lucas makes so much money. Y'all gotcherselves REAL low expectations.

    5. Re:I saw the show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is trolling for one reason. Not that is specifically negative, but that it doesn't set a standard. In order to believe that you know what you're first talking about, you must first give us a control of your opinion, something that you think *isn't* crap. If you can't do that, then everyone will disregard you as being too pessimistic.

  28. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by DavidTC · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The reason you don't know about it is the reason it failed.

    Fox delibrately purchases sci-fi series so it can shoot them in the foot. Which it did to Firefly. It was delibrately destroyed, played in the wrong order, preempted by random shit, not promoted at all.

    It's not the least bit surprising you hadn't heard of it.

    It had the potential to be the next Buffy, minus the weird image problem Buffy has to this day. Get rid of the silly name, get rid of the silly premise, get rid of the much mocked manner of speakage, keep the important concepts. Instead of the 'best show you're not watching', maybe people would watch it. (And there were a lot of Buffy fans to pull in. Except, of course, Fox never purchased any ads during Buffy or Angel to actually locate them. Not that ads would do any good when you move the damn show around.)

    Or it could have been the next Star Trek, written by someone who actually understands characters and plot. (The next next Star Trek, I guess, as B5 would be the next one.)

    Or, hell, fans would have settled for a cult classic.

    Instead the show got cancelled before all the episodes ever aired. It is possibly unique in TV history for being canceled before the pilot aired, because they showed the episodes out of order.

    The only reason anyone heard of it is that fans pestered the studio for months. Not to renew the series, which is hopeless, but to release the DVDs....which they then proceeded to purchase like madmen. They didn't manage to break any records I'm aware of, but they did manage to convince the studio the movie would sell.

    And people like it for different reasons, so it's nearly impossible to explain.

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  29. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by Neoncow · · Score: 1
    I heard about it from Scott and Tycho (you have to scroll a bit)

    I didn't pay much attention to it until I heard that there was a movie coming out and both comics comics put up strips about the trailers..

    Joss Whedon is the creator of Firefly.

    Comic on the previews..

    Just watched the series a few weeks ago. Downloaded the series and now have the DVD set. Actually, I bought the DVD soon after being disappointed by Star wars...

    What I like is:
    Fun characters + The way the show wrenches with your expectations all the time + The weirdness of the western in space concept.

    I suggest you watch the first 2 or 3 episodes. If you don't like it, then you probably won't end up liking it later.

  30. The word on the street by jfengel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I haven't seen the rough cut myself, but several friends have, and they're all wildly enthusiastic about it. As in, enthusiastic enough to see it again, for money, when it comes out in a few months.

  31. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
    why is it so good? All I've been able to tell is that it's (a) a good story
    What more do you need? If it's a good story it's worth seeing, right? Especially compared with what we've seen for Holywood this year.
  32. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by pupdog311 · · Score: 0

    1. It does everything that Lucas started out with and then changed, right - your main characters are real people, without a black and white worldview.

    2. The series tells fun stories, tehre's guys with guns and horses and spaceships and fighting, and oh yeah, whores...

    3. And if all you;ve been able to tell is that "it's (a) a good story, and (b) set in space", what else do you really need? Tom Cruise? Michael Chiklis in foam rubber? It's a good movie, built around telling a good story, with shit that blows up and people that fight, and cry, and love, and not based around some star just so they have a movie out...

  33. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
    The lack of technobabble rocked.

    You hear they're in a spaceship, and it's broke, and you expect all sort of crazy crap, and you prepare by turning off all knowledge of science and technology, and you get:

    Catalyzer's broke. Gonna need a new one.

    No 'charging the emitters', no gibberish about pulling power from life support, no 'phases', no 'modulation'...it's just 'broke'.

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  34. There's just one thing which bothers me... by Mac+Degger · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...and that is the fact that, even if the movie bombs [as the article points out, but even moreso if the movie does well], it will send FOX the message that there's nothing [fiscally] wrong with totally buggering up the handling of a series.

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    1. Re:There's just one thing which bothers me... by doormat · · Score: 1

      Thats what I worry most about.

      Fox knew they had another Family Guy on their hands. So they made sure they kept ALL the rights to the show. Whedon cant take the show to another network without Fox's permission (which isnt likely now since most of the sets were destroyed and the actors are going, trying to do other TV projects - movies are easier coz they can shoot most of them during the spring/summer when TV shows aren't being filmed). They get a cut of the DVDs, they get a cut of everything. For doing what? Putting it on a friday night and making sure that it wouldnt get good ratings just like UPN did with Enterprise (just because its targeted to geeks doesn't necessarily mean we're home on friday nights). Yes, you too can get a pissload of money for being a TV executive and writing up ultra-binding contracts.

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      If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
    2. Re:There's just one thing which bothers me... by waferhead · · Score: 1

      I'm with you on the concerns about Fox, whatever nutjob dis the scheduling for Serenity needs counseling, or a beating, but "Enterprise" is perhaps a poor example.

      I'm in the "target demographic", card carying Trek fan, B5 nut, even managed to see 2-3 (random) episodes of "Serenity" before they nuked it from orbit...

      I started recording and consistently watching Enterprise once I got Mythtv set up, gave it my best shot trying to get into the story...

      IMHO "Enterprise" sucked. Sorry.

      I guess B5s story long term arcs spoiled me.

    3. Re:There's just one thing which bothers me... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      but even moreso if the movie does well], it will send FOX the message that there's nothing [fiscally] wrong with totally buggering up the handling of a series.

      I think FOX has already got that message.

      Recently, they seem to be even more quick-on-the-trigger to cancel shows - and then release them on DVD. Some examples over the last few years:

      Futurama (cancelled with more than 1 season still in the can)
      The Family Guy
      Dark Angel (renewed for a 3rd season and then 2 weeks later suddenly cancelled)
      Wonderfalls (cancelled after 4-5 episodes)
      True Calling (renewed for a 2nd season, 6 episodes shot but never aired until 5 of the 6 are aired as filler for the time slot of...)
      Point Pleasant (cancelled world-wide after 7 or 8 episodes)

      and of course Firefly.

      Based on the above semi-time-ordered list, the time to cancel seems to be getting shorter with each new season. All of the above have DVD releases already, except Point Pleasant which Fox has made strong noises about releasing this Fall, Family Guy even came BACK after DVD sales did so well.

      So, I think it is the general sucess of TV on DVD that is driving Fox (and other networks) to cancel shows quicker and more often. They figure that they can still make back their losses on DVD sales instead.

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    4. Re:There's just one thing which bothers me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except it's not FOX that's going to reap the rewards of keeping this story alive. Universal has the rights to the story, and will likely make 3 movies. FOX's lack of faith or insight has cost them a great deal of money indeed.

  35. Worked for Star Wars. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    The release of the original Star Wars happened back in 1977, about a month before the end of school. There were no such things as previews, and movie marketing was a matter of placing ads in the newspapers, putting up some posters, releasing the film and then letting it simmer in theaters for as long as word of mouth took to spread. And a liberal amount of praying and lip chewing.

    Lucas twisted within that rule-set so that a new and effective angle was achieved. He did this: Released Star Wars long enough for some kids to see it during school and talk it up among all the other children. (Schools are the hot-house pressure cookers of 'word of mouth'). Then when the summer holidays began and parents were looking for things to do with their kids, "Star Wars" would come up around the breakfast table.

    I don't really know if Lucas planned it that way, but that's how it went down in my family. Regardless, the thing I really like about such a marketing tactic, is that it only works if the film is worth seeing.

    The only prejudice I have against Whedon's current approach to twisting within the boxed-rule set has nothing to do with Whedon. It has to do with the sharks.

    I hate hearing stories about marketing people speculating on methods of herding the population. Speaking openly about it as though it isn't deliberate manipulation, which it is. I mean, Yuck! A little respect, please. It would be nice if they would at least pretend they're not manipulating people with bullshit about renegades and love for the medium, etc. --Which are both true things in their own degrees! But knowing that there's some money-person at the top of the chain rubbing his/her hands together in soulless glee makes me want to puke. It sullies the fun when money is the prime target. Good stories don't flow from love of money. They flow from love of Story.


    -FL

    1. Re:Worked for Star Wars. . . by AJWM · · Score: 1

      The release of the original Star Wars happened back in 1977, about a month before the end of school. There were no such things as previews,

      Not true. I saw a preview of the original Star Wars in a theatre months before the release, late 1976. I remember it well; it was shortly after my father died and the preview gave me a feeling of something to look forward to that I hadn't had in a while.

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      -- Alastair
    2. Re:Worked for Star Wars. . . by Democratus · · Score: 1

      Exactly!

      I still remember the tag line in the original trailers.

      "A movie a million years in the making!"

  36. Oh man thats bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Judging from that trailer, this movie will STINK!

    "Hi, we're a bunch of pretty faced americans with soap opera appeal!"

    1. Re:Oh man thats bad by pupdog311 · · Score: 0

      Would it be asking too much to have you spell out your problems with the trailer? Keep in mind this is the first teaser trailer, really just designed to grab attention, and make the existing fans cheer a little...

    2. Re:Oh man thats bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just did. That faked quote says it all I think.

    3. Re:Oh man thats bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hollywood just can't resist the soap opera appeal. Its almost impossible to have a good science fixtion movie our of that "sophisticated" Hollywood croud.

      I'm sure they are going to include some kind of Political Correcness bit and probably promote gay sex in one fashion or other.

  37. Re:Yeah well... by dezzikitty · · Score: 1

    ...except it is. A good movie. One of the best I've seen in years. I've seen it twice, and I can't wait for September 30th to roll around so I can see it again. I already want to buy it on DVD, and coming from someone who *never* buys movies (I own like, six), that's saying something. :) Just because it's an unconventional marketing strategy doesn't mean the movie's not worth marketing.

  38. B5 and FF by jfengel · · Score: 1

    Good answer, but I'm not certain it's going to change his mind, and I'm not sure it should.

    Firefly is a character-driven series, which keeps the stories fairly small. It's a western set in space, a conceit I know some people didn't care for. Its writing is sharp and incisive in that Joss Whedon way, which not everybody goes for.

    This guy appears to be a fan of B5, and seemingly nearly episode of it. I'm a Firefly fan and found B5 offensively bad: terrible writing, flat characters, a host of truly dreadful performances, cheesy special effects.

    But clearly it appeals to many, many people. I'd say that those are people looking for different things in a TV show. Everybody who likes B5 raves about its long story arcs, which Firefly mostly lacks. There are a few continuing threads, but it doesn't have the enormous sweep that B5 has. Not to mention that B5 has nifty space battles that feel like a Flash Gordon episode (with better special effects.)

    I did watch the entire series of B5, and it definitely gets less bad starting around the middle of season 3. I'd go so far as to say it was even OK, and occasionally good. There must be some overlap between Firefly fans and B5 fans, but I'm betting those in the overlap like each for very, very different reasons.

    It's entirely possible that this guy would like the series if he saw it from the beginning, but if he wasn't at least intrigued by that one episode, I wouldn't bet on it. To each his own.

    1. Re:B5 and FF by sgtrock · · Score: 1

      The PP is right. B5 and FF probably draw from different fan bases. I admit to being both a B5 and FF fan, a fan of SG1 from the time I first saw it in Showtime, the new BSG, Buffy, Angel, etc. (I've always had pretty eclectic tastes. Why eat just vanilla and chocolate ice cream? :) ) Anyhow, I think there's a lot of underrated sci-fi on the small screen. Every series has its strong points, and I tend to look for what any particular series or movie does right and downplay the things that they got wrong. Yet even I had a hard time getting excited about something like Farscape, for example. Not that I thought Farscape lacked for storytelling. It's just that I couldn't get into the story or the characters.

      Back on topic. I'm not surprised by Joss's marketing approach. The man has consistently demonstrated an ability to think outside the box that much of Hollywood lacks. He has also demonstrated a respect for his stories, his characters, and his fans that again, much of Hollywood lacks. IMO those qualities combined with his very real talent for writing a good story will mean that his series will probably be watched 30 to 50 years from now. And no, I don't mean just on TV Land, but in widespread syndication. How many current series do you think can make the same claim?

    2. Re:B5 and FF by 2short · · Score: 2, Insightful


      "It's a western set in space, a conceit I know some people didn't care for"

      Personally, it's not the conceit I don't care for. I just don't care for westerns. I like SciFi, and watched a bunch of Firefly, but concluded it's not, as billed by some, a Sci-Fi Western. It's a Western. The props are Sci-fi, but the premises, stories and charachters are all western.

      I've no problem with other people liking it. I just don't think you should expect others to if you are basing that expectation on whether they like Trek or Babylon 5. It would be more relevant to ask if they liked Bonanza or The Magnificent Seven.

    3. Re:B5 and FF by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

      I would say the whole subplot revolving around the doctor's sister is patently sci-fi, wouldn't you?

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    4. Re:B5 and FF by jfengel · · Score: 1

      I suspect that fans of horse-opera westerns would be weirded out by the space trappings, even without any actual aliens.

      Funny that you should bring up Star Trek, since Trek was originally conceived as a western set in space. Gene Roddenberry called it "Wagon Train to the Stars." For that matter, Star Wars was heavily influenced by Akira Kurosawa, who also influenced (and was influenced by) the great westerns (e.g. The Magnificient Seven and The Seven Samurai).

      I no longer know what sci-fi as a genre is, because it's many, many things. I doubt you'll find any definition that includes everything you wish to call sci-fi without also including a lot of other things that you don't.

      That is, unless you wish to take an extremely narrow view if sci-fi, as you have. That's not meant to be derogatory; apply the terms as you like. If space ships don't make it sci fi for you, OK. The language, visual design, and plots were all heavily influenced by westerns, but so was a lot of great "sci fi". But Star Wars and Star Trek are sci fi primarily because they're set in space and have aliens.

      (Out of curiosity, if the "Indians" in Firefly were played by aliens, an apt analogy that was never used, would you find it more "sci fi"? Or would that just make it more Western?)

      I don't know what it means to say "I like sci fi" or "I don't like sci fi" since it's so broad. I wouldn't be able to define a set of "premises, stories, and characters" that were sci fi, the way I can for Westerns.

      The closest I could come is that sci fi always seems to involve at least one bit of scientific extrapolation (space travel, robots, time travel, aliens, apocalypse, technological advance a la Matrix or Neuromancer) and telling stories against that background of extrapolation. (We can argue whether Firefly fits that definition or not, or whether it's entirely appropriate.)

      We seem to agree on the "western set in space" tag for Firefly. But I suspect that the best indicator of liking it is neither Star Trek nor The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly, but Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The biggest defining feature is the tone of its writing, which strikes me as clever and incisive but strikes friends of mine as glib and pretentious. And its inventiveness with combining genres, which I find clever and interesting but others find dumb, weird, or just irrelevant.

    5. Re:B5 and FF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For what it's worth, the Serenity movie leans more towards the "Scifi" end of Firefly's spectrum of stories. And it shold be noted, Firefly's main story arc during its run, (and the main plot of the Serenity movie) is absolutely sci-fi.

      I think part of what makes it difficult for people is that it uses the western themes so explicitly, down to horses and clothing. Thematically, half the action/dramas you see on TV or in the movies are essentially westerns, just set in Japan/some urban environment/ancient Greece.

      It's a sort of a quirk of movie history that the Western genre in specifc became so fundamental to the way certain kinds of drama are percieved, especially by Americans, thematically speaking it could have gone another way if the culture from which much of early film development had a different set of core cultural myths. For example, if "Hollywood" had happened to have developed in Italy or Greece, maybe the foundational setting for certains kinds of morality and action dramas would be based on greek mythology/history, Homer, not Peckinpah.

      For an interesting example, Deadwood, the excellent HBO western series by David Milch, started life as story set in Rome. But HBO had another Rome themed project on their plate and asked Milch to change up the setting, and (eventually) this became Deadwood, while retaining many of the underlying ideas Milch wanted to explore about law and order, loyalty, masculinity, civilization building, etc etc..

      Anyway, I guess what I'm saying is, that Firefly being a "Western in Space" didn't necessarily have to be an issue, a hell of a lot of stuff is "a Western in...Blah". It just happened to be so explicit about it. Ah well.

      Also, I love Babylon 5 dearly, but there was a hell of a lot more than 1 episode that could have driven a new viewer away from the show.

    6. Re:B5 and FF by laura20 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that was one of my problems with it: the complete lack of imagination. The colony worlds weren't a cool interpretation of how a frontier world might work with limited access to high technology but the developed historical and technical knowledge of the previous centuries, they were just stock 20th century western/plantation settings.

      Plus the psuedo Confederate nostalgia was a turnoff as always. People who glamorize the Confederacy have generally read a lot of 20th century propaganda and not a lot of the 19th century founding documents and historical records, and it annoys accordingly.

      When things were set on the ship and the background politics were left out, it was a pretty decent scifi show, with likeable actors and snappy dialogue. But that part required putting up with a lot of dreck elsewhere.

    7. Re:B5 and FF by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      SG1 is a special case. Having seen the movie first, was impossible to think that it could be a decent show... how many other movies-turned-syndicated shows have been awful?

      And the first season is pretty bad, to be honest. Every third episode of later seasons is goofy (though not necessarily bad). They seem to do another third that are formula scifi (the time loop one is straight out of star trek and who knows where else... but seeing Teal'c and O'Neil whacking golf balls through the stargate made up for it).

      Generally, the details are good. It can be a likable show, and it's not so far off. I can't imagine the military having the damn thing, and not making some progress over a period of years... though I wonder if a starship could be built so quickly. And they tend not to rely on deus ex machina nearly as much as some other shows.

    8. Re:B5 and FF by julesh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What have Confederates got to do with it? The sci-fi part is pretty much an excuse for having characters on the losing side of a civil war *without* them being Confederates. Look at the politics they talk about: it is _nothing like_ the same as the cause of the American Civil war.

    9. Re:B5 and FF by julesh · · Score: 1

      I love Babylon 5 dearly, but there was a hell of a lot more than 1 episode that could have driven a new viewer away from the show.

      Including about half of the first series, unfortunately.

    10. Re:B5 and FF by julesh · · Score: 1

      the time loop one is straight out of star trek and who knows where else...

      I've not seen the SG1 take on it, but the earliest incarnation of this story that I know of is "A Little Something for Us Tempunauts" by Philip K. Dick.

    11. Re:B5 and FF by adpowers · · Score: 1

      Everybody who likes B5 raves about its long story arcs, which Firefly mostly lacks.

      Well duh. It was only on for 15 episodes. I think if it went on longer it would have a lot more arcs and become even more interesting.

    12. Re:B5 and FF by sgtrock · · Score: 1

      Time loop stories go way, way back. I think the earliest that I read was a reprint of something that Campbell had approved in the late 1930's.

    13. Re:B5 and FF by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      More like the probable cause of the next one :(

      Cheers,
      SB

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  39. Brand Loyalty by mosel-saar-ruwer · · Score: 1

    Um, no. Marketing does not exist for people who have decided what they like before they've seen the show in question. It exists for people who are likely to be convinced to try something new, and you are not in that group.

    IANAM, but I have heard that the purpose of marketing is to reinforce brand loyalty.

  40. Joss Whedon by pete-classic · · Score: 0, Troll

    I've never seen any of his stuff. I've seen previews and such.

    From the outside looking in, it seems like his career is based on setting up situation where a hot young chick in a tight outfit kicks people (and things that aren't exactly people) a lot.

    I'm being sincere, here. Are Joss Whedon fans just a bunch of guys with young-hot-chicks-who-kick-a-lot fetishes, or is there some deeper thread I'm missing?

    Don't get me wrong, I dig young hot chicks in tight pants. Nothing wrong with that. I'm just trying to figure out what gives him the tight-panted-girl-kicking-a-lot midas touch.

    -Peter

    1. Re:Joss Whedon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to Firefly. A series that isn't like that. Joss did exactly ONE series like that.

    2. Re:Joss Whedon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Ac because I moderated this thread. The preview to Serenity appears to be a hot girl kicking ass because that's what appeals to people. The actual series has one girl who does any ass kicking, and she is not a member of the crew. The girl you see in the preview doing the ass kicking has a storyline about her that explains somewhat what is going on, but throughout the series she does 0 kicking.

      Also, having seen small amounts of the series Angel, I don't believe that there are girls kicking ass in it.

    3. Re:Joss Whedon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you watch the serenity trailer? It certainly gives the impression of being like that.

    4. Re:Joss Whedon by Neoncow · · Score: 1

      When I watched the trailer, I'd heard that the show and movie were written by the same mav who wrote buffy.

      Later when I actually watched the series, it took me a while to realize that the butt kicking character in the trailer is totally different. Instead, the series focuses on who she is and why she's so crazy. There's no kicking from her.

      Okay, the AC's got to it first.. Someone mod them up.

    5. Re:Joss Whedon by toxfox · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why stay on the outside? Borrow or rent a few DVDs and watch a few episodes of any of his shows. On TV, you'll find reruns of Buffy on FX, Angel on TNT, and in July, Firefly on SciFi. Overall, Whedon fans trend slightly more female than male. I managed to get tickets to the most recent "Serenity" screening, and the crowd looked to be about 50-50 men and women. And slightly older than I was expecting - I think the 30-somethings were most strongly represented. The "deeper thread" that draws in fans is primarily the characters themselves, their individual arcs and their relationships. The creative supernatural or scifi worlds he's created are certainly a great part of the fun of being a Whedon fan, but the resonance of the shows comes from the dynamic of the created families for each series.

    6. Re:Joss Whedon by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      I see. I had "Dark Angel" and "Angel" confused.

      I don't actually have television.

      My (incorrect) understanding was:

      (Dark) Angel: Jessica Alba in latex pants, kicking dudes around.
      Buffy: Sarah Michelle Gellar in tight pants, kicking dudes (and un-dudes) around.
      Serenity: (Have you seen the preview?) Some chick in futuristic tight pants, kicking dudes around.

      -Peter

    7. Re:Joss Whedon by pupdog311 · · Score: 0

      "Serenity: (Have you seen the preview?) Some chick in futuristic tight pants, kicking dudes around." Actually, she's wearing a dress. And id doesn't look like that futuristic an outfit either, unless you count boots as some new, cool footwear of the future.

    8. Re:Joss Whedon by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      Okay, she's wearing a dress when she's kicking the dudes around.

      But I don't know many chicks who wear stretch pants with little buckles and grommets and shit on 'em.

      -Peter

  41. Ironically Enough... by McD · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I saw this third preview (w00t!), thanks to some quick clicking from my alert wife (who's also a fan).

    It was fun to watch everyone in our theater checking their cell phones prior to the movie starting. We're in one of the most densely populated areas on the east coast, but apparantly "Service not available" was all anyone got. Folks all around us kept commenting on it as they switched their phones off.

    Yes, that's right - at the fan preview, somehow they managed to stop the signal.

    Peace,
    -McD

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    "Given the pace of technology, I propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside." -- Calvin
  42. Re:Brownshirts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Al Gore a brownshirt? So he is a liberal AND a fascist. What's next? Your gonna tell me he invented the Internet?

  43. The hollywood croud are real scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always love it and cheer when I see engine and explosion sound effects in space.

    Especially when those crafts with wings move around in space with the characteristics of flying in air.

    1. Re:The hollywood croud are real scientists by Neoncow · · Score: 1

      Watch the series first.. The space scenes are silent except for the music. And there are space stations with no wings.

      I was surprised at the sounds when I saw the trailer..

    2. Re:The hollywood croud are real scientists by pupdog311 · · Score: 0

      And without giving away anything important, it's just in the trailer... But then again, having silence in an 'action movie trailer' would be a bad thing too...

    3. Re:The hollywood croud are real scientists by MonkeyT · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you watch the series very carefully, there ARE a couple of scenes that the sound shows up in the exterior shots of the ship. It happens when the ship is just beginning to descend into the atmosphere, or is under weaponfire from some bad guy. I assume it happens because the noise from abusing the hull can travel within the pressurized ship itself. It's a rational justification to ratchet up the adrenaline with some noise. It's all the more effective because in the deep space shots, under normal flying-around circumstances, the silence is quite in-your-face (twangy incidental music, notwithstanding). In the trailer, all the space noise that happens is under just those circumstances - re-entry or gunplay. BTW, real scientists can spell. Usually.

  44. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by gilroy · · Score: 2
    blockquoth the poster:

    Fox delibrately purchases sci-fi series so it can shoot them in the foot. Which it did to Firefly. It was delibrately destroyed, played in the wrong order, preempted by random shit, not promoted at all.

    OK, I disdain Fox as much as the next sci fi fan, and they've honked me off too. But this makes no sense: Why would they spend the money just to ditch a show? Is Rupert Murdoch on some sort of anti-SF crusdae?

    Firefly got canceled because they expected it to do, proportionally, what Buffy did for the WB -- but since Fox was already established and a much bigger network, that was impossible.
  45. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    And I've been a bit confused, because until the slashdot comments, I had never heard of Firefly. I'm still awful lost, but everyone seems to take it for granted, as if it were Star Trek or something. Did I miss something huge? Am I the only one who didn't know about this movie?

    If only there was a series of online comics that explained the interest in a humourous way...

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    You can't take the sky from me...

  46. Word of Mouth goes Prime TIme by Ridgelift · · Score: 1
    The marketing plan rises to evil-genius levels when you realize all the ways the move from April to September pried open six months' worth of free-publicity for the entire Firefly/Serenity franchise.
    The apex of effective advertizing is, as we all know, word of mouth. Of course word of mouth doesn't scale as well across large geographic areas or even continents.

    Until now.

    What the producers realize is the blogosphere is practically a synonym for word of mouth. If they think the product is good (which it probably is), then marketing this way is an advanced form of releasing the movie on Wednesdays so word of mouth will help make the opening weekend big.
  47. Re:Yeah well... by Petrol · · Score: 1

    Way to RTFA, it's a human interest story, it's not about the movie.

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    ...and that's the end of our show. Donk!
  48. river IS made of chocolate by TK2K · · Score: 1

    Not to put any spoilserz into this post, but i have been lucky enough to see the movie twice, at the may 26th screening in providence, and then again on june 23rd in las vegas. Let me put it this way, the movie has perfect diolaug, Wash, Jane and River have some great lines that i cannot help but quoting in daily life. The plot is great, it explains any of the major plotholes that were left open in the 14 episodes. River becomes a real member of the crew. But its not a totaly happy movie ether.
    Wait And See. Here it Does End Swiftly.

  49. Demographic by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

    I honestly think it comes down to intelligence.

    I just don't think stupid people are capable of gleaning the details that Joss puts in to bring people who haven't been watching up to speed in the middle.

    I'm no genius, but why is it that I figured out what was going on in Buffy within two episodes of starting to watch the show?

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    1. Re:Demographic by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      Because the framework of Buffy was easy to understand.

      Pretty girl kills ugly monsters.

      It was the interaction between characters that made it worth watching for more than a few episodes.

  50. Re:Uncertain, so it's not a spoiler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I've heard either Mal or Wash die.

    Joss does have a habit of killing off characters. Buffy was always getting killed.

  51. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by Gonoff · · Score: 1

    Is Rupert Murdoch on some sort of anti-SF crusdae?

    Speaking as a Brit, I can assure you that Mr Murdoch most definitely has got ambitions to shape culture. He is harming ours with all his cr4p on TV and in print. It would not surprise me to learn that he wants to change yours too!.

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    I'll see your Constitution and raise you a Queen.
  52. What... by EMIce · · Score: 1

    ...your getting shit on all the time?

  53. um..... no. by kiliwongo · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I just dont see this thing taking off in the way fans (?) would like it to. The reasoning being mainly that most often what fans would like to happen usually isnt what they get. Such was the case with HHGG. Also personally, looking at the concept behind firefly I just dont see it becoming the "buffy" of scifi. People shouldnt forget that most of the audience that made buffy the tv juggernaut that it was were girls between the ages of 13 and 18. Creating a teeny-bopper soap opera in space simply for the sake that its in space doesnt make a concept unique or necessarily a good idea. Normally I would stand up for the scifi entertainment community but taking into account my taste for quality and fresh ideas I just dont see serenity/firefly becoming the phenomenon fans wish it to be. sorry guys.

    1. Re:um..... no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you even bothered to watch Firefly?

      The only thing it has in common with Buffy is Joss Whedon.

      That's it.

      Calling Firefly "a teeny-bopper soap opera in space" proves that you, and the clueless mod who rated you as "insightful", don't know squat about Firefly.

      Now go watch it, already, or stop mouthing off about things of which you are ignorant.

  54. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by forkazoo · · Score: 1

    The characters. They were much more interesting than the usual characters in a show because they were balanced. Think about unit balancing in an RTS. Bowman beats pikeman beats horseman beats bowman. The characters were balanced in similar ways. Every character had at least one or two characters who were the exact opposite (and also the exact opposite from each other in some other way.)

    Mal, the captain of the ship was former military who fought the Alliance. River is a crazy girl who was basically tortured by the Alliance.

    So, there are two characters who hate the alliance more than anybody else on the ship, but one expects people to be disciplined and follow orders, while the other one is an uncontrollable psychotic.

    Jayne was a mercenary. In one sense, he has a similar background to Mal. He is handy in a fight, and makes a good soldier. But, he doesn't hate the alliance. He has always been a hired gun, and would try to sell people out if he gets a good offer. (And, did in the series.)

    Inara is a "business woman," and she gets the best business in Alliance territory, but she also seems to have feelings for Mal, making fer fiercely loyal. she is wiser than Jayne, but not a warrior.

    So, in that random selection of four characters, you have
    two characters who hate the alliance, teo who won't mind it
    two who are loayl, two who are uncontrollable
    two who are good in a fight, two who are hot babes

    When you sit down after watching the whole series, you can make a gigantic rock-paper-scissors map on all the characters, and various aspects of their character like violence, and wisdom, etc. The characters weren't just randomly picked to be cool. somebody sat down and really thought about how to get a very diverse set of characters. Not just very diverse, optimally diverse. It makes it interesting seeing how the different characters react to the same situation, and seeing the interaction between the different characters.

    There are about four lines of technobabble in the entire series. I love technobabble, but in Firefly it isn't needed. They make the show about the characters, not about the stuff. This helped me massively with suspension of disbelief, because they never got anything wrong, they only mentioned technology as it pertained to the story.

    No sound in space. And, it is done to good effect. Helps nail the lonely feeling. Nice music. There are guitars in space.

  55. Brownshirts by Venner · · Score: 1

    BrownSHIRTS rising again would indeed be a scary thing. We are BrownCOATS.

    Hahaha. Indeed. When I read his post I about choked on my tea. Suprised no one tried to twist that into some anti-republican propoganda ;-)

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    A preposition is a terrible thing to end a sentence with.
  56. Re:Brownshirts by TummyX · · Score: 1

    Do a google search for al gore and digital brownshirt and you might get what I meant.

  57. A Dear John slash Love Letter by superultra · · Score: 1

    The strength in Joss Whedon's (JW) is his character writing. People love them, because they're typically witty, clever, and/or funny (the "or" covering Jane of course).

    The movie works, or least works best, because JW has had 14 hours of TV to build up histories for the characters. But the film seems to angle the Firefly franchise into cinematic waters and away from television. Frankly, while I loved the movie, it will be very difficult to do what JW does best within the framework of 2 hours instead of 14.

    So it's my conclusion that while JW wants the movie to succeed, I can't help but wonder if it isn't just one big loving Dear John letter to the fans. JW will have his hands full with Wonder Woman (we would all be so lucky) for the next few years so it's highly unlikely that we'll even see a sequel to Serenity for some time, and especially any kind of television work.

    The only alternative is that JW hands the reins of Firefly off to someone else, in which case it might suck.

  58. Best. Quote. Ever... by billdar · · Score: 3, Funny
    Think of it as Star Wars, if Han Solo were the main character, and he still shot Greedo first.

    This should be on the movie poster... Almost feels like a quote from a Kevin Smith movie.

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  59. Re:Saw the movie (Spoilers) by eatenn · · Score: 1

    Having the bad guy behave the way he did at the end cheapened the whole 'believe in something' theme that they were trying to push throughout the movie.

    I disagree with you. The Operative's turn at the end was completely justified. What makes him such an interesting villain is that he knows what he does is evil, but he sees it as a necessary evil.

    At the end, when he's lost the battle but still has the opportunity to kill River, he doesn't, because he knows it would no longer be for a "better world."

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    "But the cars are all flashing me, bright lights are passing me, I feel life passing me by" - Stiff Little Fingers
  60. Opening Night by gellenburg · · Score: 1

    There has *never* been a movie (before Serenity) that I've wanted to see on opening-night.

    Firefly--the series--was witty, entertaining, unique, and charming.

    Movie studios need to wake up that while their target demographic may be worth more in numbers, my demographic (I make close to $45/ hr.) has a whole helluva lot more money to spend.

  61. Wrong! by eatenn · · Score: 1
    Nope. People like to hold contradictory facts in their head, but very few people actually change who they are based upon what they learn. Real change in behavior is rare.

    That's your opinion. The Operative's change at the end was not a betrayal of the character. At the beginning of a movie, he was willing to kill for a greater good. At the end of the movie, he would still kill for a greater good, but not for any other reason. When the possibility of a "better world" was lost for him, he stopped killing.

    He certainly goes through an arc and change, but it's not a contradiction of the character.

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    "But the cars are all flashing me, bright lights are passing me, I feel life passing me by" - Stiff Little Fingers
  62. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by Nutcase · · Score: 1

    I've heard that the executive that championed Firefly at FOX was ousted in a political battle right before the show started to air. Since it would look pretty bad to have fired the guy who helped create one of your smash new shows, Fox moved it around and basically killed it.

    Course, that's pretty much total hear-say and I haven't looked anything up to verify it. But it does sound a lot like fox, and makes sense in a sad and tragic way.

  63. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
    'There ain't no such animal.', eh? You see it but you don't believe it?

    Saying their actions does not make sense is one thing, but I never asserted they did make any sense.

    All I said was 'Fox purchases sci-fi series so it can shoot them in the foot', which is demonstratably true.

    Why Fox thinks this is a good idea is unknown at this time.

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    If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
  64. The nerd within the nerd reaches out.... by kiliwongo · · Score: 1

    The study of this would actually make an interesting case study. Most of the people speaking of serenity/firefly are die-hard fans of whedons work. those outside of the fan community for the most part dont know what the hell this is or why they should care. upon reading some of the previous posts supporting the film, it is obvious that said folks are speaking from the perspective of a person who has dissected every ounce of dialogue in the entire series and related material. very few people except the outsiders are looking at serenity and the future of the concept as it is: a movie based on a failed tv series. the chances of serenity taking off are at best 50/50. for more accurate numbers, just take the number of tv series that have been cancelled, count how many of those were scifi/fantasy, count how many later had movies made based on the series and then see how many of those made a comeback or were otherwise commercially successful.... the answers are pretty grim. frankly i dont see anything special about serenity/firefly that would make it throw off the shackled curse of the myriad failed tv series that have come before it. its already had more than most have coming to them, this is its second chance and considering how difficult it obviously is to convince producers to push an idea through (especially if it is beloved), serenity is a real indulgence for joss whedon and fans of the work.

    [EDIT/ADD.]

    once again, just as with HHGG die hard fans were thrilled to see a beloved hobby (obsession) of theirs thrown up on the BIG screen and considered the result to be totally worth it and would rate the movie as a '10.' however, anyone who has not been making anime drawings of the characters on their peechees for years (the non-obsessed and otherwise laypeople) would see a movie geared toward a specific circle of people. it would take on an inside-joke type of uncomfortability that would leave laypeople looking around them for the right moment to exit and would end up leaving a bad taste in their mouths. if this effect built up enough, it could actually create negative sentiment toward the series as i saw with HHGG. in the end, so many people didnt get it that the mere suggestion of a sequel resulted in a roaring "NO WAY THAT MOVIE SUCKS!" the sad conclusion being that the series would have been better NOT to have a movie as to prevent backlash that ultimately creates negative sentiment. this is a serious risk to the serenity/firefly concept. anyway im done. if you cant tell already, i havent slept! no trollery intended, honest!

    1. Re:The nerd within the nerd reaches out.... by hendersj · · Score: 1

      Geez, nice generalization about Hitchhiker's....

      I think I'd qualify as a die-hard fan of Adams' work - so I'm the type of person your comment is geared towards, or so it would seem. Does having a towel autographed by DNA count?

      Suffice to say, I thought the HHG movie was OK - not great, just OK. There were a LOT of in-jokes, but many of them weren't necessary to understanding the plot (such as it was - and as it has always been with HHG).

      But in true Adamsian style, the movie presents yet another totally different take on the story. Something that Adams himself consistently did with the story in each and every version. If continuity of story is what you want, HHG is not the place to look for it.

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      Insanity is a gradual process; don't rush it.
    2. Re:The nerd within the nerd reaches out.... by Democratus · · Score: 1

      "Most of the people speaking of serenity/firefly are die-hard fans of whedons work. those outside of the fan community for the most part dont know what the hell this is or why they should care."

      It's strange you should say this. 90% of the Firefly fans that I personally know (quite a large number) have never watched or been fans of Wheedon's other series.

      Most discerning viewers that I know have steered clear of shows about "hot undead-on-teenager action."

      Firefly is of an entirely different calibre. It is a show that appeals to adult viewers who want intelligent dialogue and subtle character interaction.

      Wheedon may have cut his chops on Buffy and Angel, but this was his first truly grown-up series.

      And it was great.

  65. I don't think so by eatenn · · Score: 1
    Quote:

    So it's my conclusion that while JW wants the movie to succeed, I can't help but wonder if it isn't just one big loving Dear John letter to the fans.

    I've seen the movie twice now, and if it was only aimed at the current fan base, then I don't think Joss would have went to such incredible measures to make it accessible to newbies.

    I went to the June 23rd screening with a couple people who had never seen the series, and they both loved the movie enough to go out and buy the DVD set.

    The movie is certainly more resonant if you've spent 14 hours with the characters, but Joss has gone to great lengths to make sure no one's left in the dark.

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    "But the cars are all flashing me, bright lights are passing me, I feel life passing me by" - Stiff Little Fingers
  66. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by Stiletto · · Score: 1


    I second the parent post's suggestion. SUBMITTER: If your article is about some obscure TV show and you think it's possible that you're one of a relatively few slashdot readers who has even heard of it, at least use one sentence in your summary to, uhh, I don't know... SUMMARIZE it!

  67. have Sci-Fi Channel or NetFlix? by johnpaul191 · · Score: 1

    i watched what they showed on TV, and enjoyed it. my housemate bought the DVD set and it made things a lot easier to follow if you saw the pilot. the episode you saw, as i recall, was kind of unusual how it was done. it might have been the worst to see as your first exposure. it was the only one shot like that. it seems like every tv series does that once.

    as the article says, Sci-Fi will run the whole series, in sequence, before the movie opens. that is probably the best promotion for the movie (or people renting or buying the box set). the show was aired on a friday night with is not really a good place to put a show, especially not a quirky one with a target audience that may leave their houses on the weekends (as opposed to pre-teens or younger parents).

  68. Technology by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

    Actually, this was one of the few problems I had with Firefly: Joss's complete lack of knowledge about the practical realities of space travel.

    He has *claimed* in an interview that there is no FTL in this universe and the entire series takes place in one "really really big" star system.

    I'm sorry.

    No.

    That's just. Not. Possible.

    I don't care how much terraforming you do, the band of habitability is just *not* that big.

    I have a feeling he's going to have to go back on it when faced with the inconsistencies this is going to build up.

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    1. Re:Technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd consider a planetary system with a whole bunch of planets within its habitable zone less unlikelty than FTL, as far as scientific plausibility is concerned.

      The star system in Firefly is around a blue star, meaning it's a lot hotter and heavier than our sun, putting the habitable zone further out, but also making it far bigger.

    2. Re:Technology by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Tut, you have too many implicit assumptions.

      Suppose something happened to the sun to make it a lot brighter. Earth becomes a cinder (so you'd get references to "Earth that was") and the moons of the outer planets become terraformable -- especially if said outer planets were to warm up to brown dwarf stage.

      I'm not saying that that is Whedon's backstory -- although in some episodes he uses planet names same as some of the moons in our solar system.

      As to what could cause such a thing: well, increase compression on the gas balls in the system to increase fusion rate, increase gravity on the moons to hold atmosphere at a warmer temperature, and it looks like we've had an at least local change in the gravitional constant. Given that the ships have artficial gravity, maybe some experiment went horribly wrong, or maybe there was a war that involved "gravity bombs" in a different sense than the conventional. Or maybe you can just put a gravity generator on a large asteroid and give it an atmosphere.

      Shrug.

      As 2001: A Space Odyssey showed, the practical realities of space travel are pretty damn boring, paranoid ship's computers aside.

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      -- Alastair
    3. Re:Technology by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      I like the rest of the show enough to deflect that issue with my "Suspension of Disbelief".

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      Democrats or Republicans. They are both taking us to the same place and they are not afraid of us anymore.
    4. Re:Technology by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

      That's the other thing. They clearly have gravity generation technology. Gravity generation is more or less the holy grail of space travel - you can use it for sublight propulsion, environmental gravity, and supraluminal propulsion.

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    5. Re:Technology by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Depends on the characteristics of the gravity generation as to what you can use it for, especially if it only curves space positively and not negatively. (Otherwise your attempt at an Alcubierre warp just turns into a black hole.)

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      -- Alastair
    6. Re:Technology by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      It's the Centauri system :)

      Earth died - Earth That Was - they fled to Centauri; there's lots of gas giants and moons that are semi-hab or terraformable there. *cough* 500 years certainly gives enough time.

      (ok, it's a WAG, but it's the only theory I've come up with that works :)

      Cheers!
      SB

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      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
    7. Re:Technology by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      Another thing to consider is that with gravity control (let's just assume :) it's very localized and not a drive system for now) if it also functions as an inertial dampener, you can run a fusion drive up to hundreds of gees or more depending on your system.

      Accel like that can cut even billion+ km journeys down quite a bit :)

      Cheers!
      SB

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      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
  69. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by gilroy · · Score: 1
    Not to call the logic cops, but

    Fox purchases sci-fi series so it can shoot them in the foot

    asserts causality. Rephrased, your statement could, "Because it wants to shoot them in the foot, Fox purchases sci fi series." And I question the causality implied there. I don't think that's the reason that they buy the shows.

    It would be different if you had said

    Fox purchases sci-fi series and it shoots them in the foot

    which only sets up a timeline: Fox buys sci fi seies. Subsequently, they always shoot them in the foot.
  70. it really is a space western by johnpaul191 · · Score: 1

    the comparison to "if Star Wars was based around Han Solo" is a good analogy.... but take out the aliens and super advanced droids.

    if you have watched Buffy or Angel, you will be familiar with the dialog style. that being said i know some people that never watched Buffy or Angel and loved Firefly (they own the DVDs).

    basically the earth is dead or something and people are expanding to far planets. a lot of the story has to do with the low tech settlers that live like people on the frontier. think space movie without any aliens. a lot of people don't even seem to realize they watched a space based sci-fi show and every living thing is from earth (humans, horses, dogs etc). comparing it to star trek or star wars may be a mistake. it does not have the same Sci-Fi geek factor of aliens and crazy technology. i guess in a way it does not have the learning curve that other Sci-Fi shows do? you do not need to know anything about different aliens or the abilities of certain ships. there is not a lot about space that you do not already know from high school.... except that is is bigger and more inhabitable planets.

  71. Space Cowboys by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Personally, it's not the conceit I don't care for. I just don't care for westerns. I like SciFi, and watched a bunch of Firefly, but concluded it's not, as billed by some, a Sci-Fi Western. It's a Western.

    It's Space Cowboys.

    If you dislike either things in space, or cowboys, you WILL dislike Firefly. / If you have no irrational hatred of either, you will LOVE Firefly.

    That is the magic of the show: It appeals to anyone except those who hate these two things, instsead of appealing only to people who love either or both of these two things.

    I've lent my DVDs to be consummed maniacally to geeks and non geeks, men, women, teenagers, chicks who like reality shows and hip-hop, etc, and they all love it.
    The only filter I need is to tell them right up front that it's an excellent show about space cowboys. So if they have a problem with space, cowboys, or the combination of the two, they shouldn't bother. If not, they shouldn't miss it.
    I have 100% success rate in creating new fans who can't wait for the movie with that formula.

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    You can't take the sky from me...

  72. I'm a believer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw the movie at the third pre-screening in Norfolk, VA this week and it was great. I really felt that Joss delivered everything I could have hoped for and the atmosphere in the theater was very unique because of the number of people who *really* wanted to be there. Already I'm recommending the movie to people and it won't be out until 30 Sept.

    It definitely helps to see the Firefly series before the movie IF you want to have the same feeling for the characters that other fans have. On the other hand, friends who saw the movie with me were able to confirm that it is still very enjoyable if you have not yet seen the series. The film can stand on its own but it is all the better for the believers.

  73. but the lost revenue! what about other seasons? by johnpaul191 · · Score: 1

    yeah Fox will make a bundle (relatively speaking) on the DVDs..... but they would have made a lot more if the series lasted a few seasons. they would have had a DVD set for each season. Buffy took more than a season to take off, at first it also had crappy time slots. look how big that got, and how well the DVD sets do, same with Angel.

    really, somebody at Fox never liked this show. Fox started Firefly out on Friday nights, which is not a prime slot for a hip new show. it's often saved for shows they are phasing out. then add that they showed the pilot last and ran the show out of sequence. maybe the sequence made sense to them, but not to me as a viewer. maybe it was a scam to get the people that watched it to get the DVDs so they could see it in sequence? whatever the thinking, it was a bad call.

    as other people pointed out, Fox has a weird way of scrapping shows it does not understand. if it is not american idol or some half season thing (like simple life, wife swap) they will ride it hard and fast straight into the ground.... then try something new. do they have any long running series besides the simpsons? i don't really watch the channel much so maybe i don't know.

  74. Love of story by qbzzt · · Score: 1

    But knowing that there's some money-person at the top of the chain rubbing his/her hands together in soulless glee makes me want to puke. It sullies the fun when money is the prime target. Good stories don't flow from love of money. They flow from love of Story.

    The director and the actors and the script writers may work from love of Story, but they wouldn't work on this full time if they had to make a living to feed themselves. The spiffy special effects would certainly not be there without the money.

    Because wasting money is so easy, the only people who control the kind of money it takes to make a movie like this are the people who like money, the ones who get excited over ROI.

    So, they have their own requirements from a group project. Big deal. So do the actors, script writers, and everybody else. As long as they don't ruin it (= StarTrek), they have their spot. If it's ruined, just ignore the franchise and watch something else.

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    1. Re:Love of story by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
      Because wasting money is so easy, the only people who control the kind of money it takes to make a movie like this are the people who like money, the ones who get excited over ROI.

      I'm not sure what you mean by 'ROI', but I completely disagree with the premise that sharks are necessary in any part of the creative process.

      It's easy to make money. Money and resources and possibilities flow easily when you are in touch with your passion and path in life, and they do not need to have anything to do with greed. In fact, greed damages the process.

      I have known numerous self-employed artists who make a lot of money without agents and without greed being a factor in their lives. It's not just possible, it results in healthier systems, better work and much happier people.

      Greed is a disease and the only reason people see it as a necessary part of our world is that it's all over the place and people seem to believe that unregulated Darwinian processes are somehow automatically good things. (Are terminal cancer cells superior forms of life which should not be fought simply because they are good at winning?)

      Just because things happen to work the way they currently do does not mean there is no better way.


      -FL

  75. Word of mouth through slashdot by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    I've NEVER heard of Firefly/Serenity outside of Slashdot. The marketing/publicity is non-existant.

    It's not "non existant", it's just not launched into full blown marketing blitz yet. The movie only comes out in a few months, they don't start flooding the media with it's promotional material until a few weeks before release.

    In the meantime, the word-of-mouth dealy is working, since you have heard of it here, and you're asking yourself "what's up with those fanboys?". Find a local fanboy and get him to loan you his DVDs... some stores have 'em for rent too, if you can deal with Space Cowboys, you won't regret it. If you can't deal with space cowboys, though, spare yourself the hurt.

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    You can't take the sky from me...

    1. Re:Word of mouth through slashdot by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't think word of mouth marketing will work. Slashdot is hardly a huge market force. There is the potential for this film to crash and burn. Badly. This could end Firefly full-stop, which is unfortuanate if it's as good as the fanboys say.

      I'm afraid I don't know any fanboys or geeks, they don't seem to exist in the real world, just this web site.

    2. Re:Word of mouth through slashdot by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid I don't know any fanboys or geeks, they don't seem to exist in the real world

      Go visit an engineering school, they're crawling with 'em : )

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      You can't take the sky from me...

    3. Re:Word of mouth through slashdot by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


      Methinks you read too much slashdot and don't travel enough on the web:) Firefly is all over the place.

      Here's one recent example....

      http://www.ew.com/ew/article/commentary/0,6115,107 2933_1%7C%7C1072975%7C1_0_,00.html

      Cheers
      SB

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      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
  76. You just did. by runlvl0 · · Score: 1

    "Brownstains" != "I promise not to troll."

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  77. Okay, Here's My Take by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    I've never seen the series. I've never seen Babylon 5, either, except maybe one episode while I was in the joint.

    I've seen a FEW episodes of X-Files and maybe one episode (or might have been part of one, I can't remember) of Buffy.

    Now I've seen the trailer for Serenity. It was completely incomprehensible to me, but looked interesting. I liked the scene where the apparent villain says, "I'm alone and unarmed", whereupon the hero says, "Good!" and draws his gun and shoots him. Reminds me of Indiana and the guy with the sword in "Raiders". Although I hope the whole movie isn't retreads of stuff I've seen like that.

    If I have the money, I'll give this one a shot simply because it's space opera. I've seen the current Star Wars twice, and if I have the money I might see it again at some point - although I think it's going away pretty quickly.

    I've seen the entire "Blake's Seven" series, and I think this one probably is on a par with that (with vastly superior special effects, of course!).

    My favorite character in Blake was Avon, because he was a computer thief and both ruthlessly selfish and an idealist. My favorite line in Blake is in the episode about the dual between planets where Avon asks Tarrant if he has any compunction against cheating, and Tarrant says, "None whatsoever!", to which Avon replies, "Oh, good!"

    If Serenity can match that, I'll give it a thumbs up.

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    1. Re:Okay, Here's My Take by EvilMagnus · · Score: 1

      If you liked Blake's Seven, you'll like Firefly. I've seen both, and there are many similarities (outlaws on the run from oppressive interstellar government, with the whole 'freedom fighter' thing cropping up) - and they're both well written sci-fi.

      So, yes, Serenity can easily match that. Rent the DVDs sometime and watch them in order. You will not be disappointed.

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  78. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    I'm not so sure Fox doesn't do that.

    Fox is not your average network. It's a political movement disguised as a network. Nothing else can explain Fox News. It's not just a company which was set up to play to a certain ignorant demographic.

    Murdoch has an agenda and everything he does fits that agenda. So it would not surprise me at all to see him buy a series just to kill it and piss people off. After all, it's one 14-episode series - it's not going to bankrupt the network or him. If he thought it was subversive of his agenda in any way, yes, he'd kill it no matter how much his execs spent for it. And the rumor that the guy who bought it got canned supports that concept.

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  79. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    And I'll add to that. This reminds me of the "Doom 2099" comic that Marvel put out along with their other "2099" series. Doctor Doom, the premier villain in Marvel Comics, became a critic of the "American Way" in that comic - and it got pulled because of it, the way I heard it.

    The entire series got canned later, probably because of low sales, but "Doom 2099" was the best comic in the series and probably one of the best comics Marvel had put out around that time.

    The "silent issue" where Doom meditates on his failure in invading and conquering the United States and the potential of nanotechnology to change the world was one of the best comics I've ever read.

    They even had him quoting Noam Chomsky and Bakunin in earlier issues!

    Obviously somebody thought this was way too subversive.

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  80. Not a "fan" of Whedon's past work by hendersj · · Score: 1

    I have to start out by saying that my sentiments of shows like Buffy and Angel pretty much consisted of rolling my eyes or running screaming from the room when it came on. However, my wife and son both enjoyed both shows.

    Enter Firefly - and Netflix....My wife had seen the series, but wanted to see it again, so put the DVDs in her queue so we could watch them. I watched them with her, and found them quite enjoyable.

    The story was pretty straightforward, and I honestly was unsure of the whole "space cowboy" concept, but I found the dialogue to be funny and the characters to be engaging.

    Then we got lucky - my wife found out that the movie was going to be previewing in a theater about 5 miles away from us and she purchased tickets.

    The film - as we saw it - was about 90% complete. Even after having seen the series, I wasn't sure about the movie, but I was curious enough to find out what happened to the characters to go - and I'm glad I did.

    This has got to be one of the better films I've ever seen. It's got a good story, excellent dialogue (unlike the Star Wars prequels - that dialog just plain sucked), and it was very entertaining.

    Bottom line - don't judge the film before you've seen it. Oh, wait, this is /. - that's what people around here do.

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    1. Re:Not a "fan" of Whedon's past work by drxenos · · Score: 1

      My God...does your wife have a sister?

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    2. Re:Not a "fan" of Whedon's past work by hendersj · · Score: 1

      Two - both happily married. :-)

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  81. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by pupdog311 · · Score: 0

    The article wasn;t about some obscure TV show, it was about a major motion picture that's coming out, that just happened to have spawned from a less-than-optimally viewed TV show.

    And I myself am surprised, with as well-informed and knowledgeable about the world as most /.'ers see themselves, that there'd be 'a relatively few slashdot readers who has even heard of it'.

    Dunno, but I thought mentioning it was about a movie coming out, and then the article linked explaining that movie right off did pretty well in filling in the details.

  82. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I myself have twice picked up +5 mods for posting synopses of the show; it's been mentioned about 20+ times on /. - if you haven't heard about it by now, you're just not listening.

    And why post this sort of thing anyway? I don't post "why don't you summarize this" everytime someone puts a story about some obscure anime series or video game on the front page. I just assume (from all the comments) there's enough interest in it, and read the postings to decide if it should interest me (and usually it doesn't). I don't whine that I'm being excluded.

    Sheesh. These kids.

  83. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by DrJimbo · · Score: 1
    gilroy saith:
    Why would they spend the money just to ditch a show? Is Rupert Murdoch on some sort of anti-SF [crusade]?

    The short answer is that FOX crunched Firefly and other shows like it because they didn't like the political message of those shows.

    But FOX is a large corporation, not a single individual. At the risk of Goodwinning myself, the politics of FOX as demonstrated by FOXnews, or their current darling, 24, is extremely right-wing bordering on fascism: fear, pro-torture, and anti-human-rights.

    Shows like Firefly or Dark Angel or even Wonderfalls are championed by younger execs who are not fully indoctrinated in the politics of FOX. Once these shows get started, more and more people in the FOX organization are involved in making decisions that affect the fate of these shows. As the anti-fascist message of these shows becomes more clear to the FOX organization, the shows are silently squashed.

    I would be extremely surprised if anti-anti-fascism at FOX was spoken of as such. I very much doubt there was ever a memo that said this show is too anti-fascist, cancel it!. Instead there is a mindset that pervades upper management that finds these shows distasteful but can't explain exactly why.

    A very similar thing happened to the US car companies about 30 years ago (as documented by the New York Times Magazine). The upper management of all the US car companies were living in their own insulated world and were totally out of touch with the common-man/woman. So they keep making HUGE cars and got creamed by the Japanese who were making good smaller cars that more Americans wanted.

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  84. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by glwtta · · Score: 1
    Somehow I doubt that FOX would put political dogma ahead of profits - being a large corporation, they just don't have the integrity for that.

    Seems like they are just as capable of running a show into the ground through ineptitude; it didn't help that it was a particularly expensive show - they probably could get a whole season of some reality show clone for the price of one or two Firefly episodes.

    Anyway, Hanlon's Razor seems to be appropriate here.

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  85. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by glwtta · · Score: 1
    Get rid of the silly name, get rid of the silly premise, get rid of the much mocked manner of speakage, keep the important concepts.

    Wait, are you talking about Buffy or Firefly? In case of Firefly, the premise and the stylized nature of how it looked an how people talked (haven't heard of this being mocked per se) were the best parts of the show! Playing to the lowest common denominator by removing the more unusual aspects is not the way to make a good show. I'd rather have 13 episodes of a great show, than 5 seasons of the same thing as usual, over again.

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  86. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
    No, I didn't say anything about it wanting to do anything. Or purchasing them for the purpose of canceling them.

    For all we know, it feels horrible about it and has to have a cold shower and a good cry afterwards. I'm just saying that, at the time it purchases sci-fi, it already intends to kill it for some, as yet unknown, reason.

    Perhaps because Fox is worried one of them will attract the attention of our secret alien overlords, perhaps it's just to keep them out of the hands of other networks. Perhaps there's an actor someone at Fox dislikes who normally does sci-fi, so they are attempting to destroy the entire market. Perhaps Fox is secretly required by law to purchase every sci-fi show it can, and resents this, so gets around this law by canceling them.

    I do not know their motives, nor do I think they are important at this point in time. I just can see the effects. Fox purchases every sci-fi show it can, and then mismanages them, so it will have an excuse to cancel them. Let's move them around randomly, let's air them opposite the Superbowl, let's show them out of order, let's put them on Friday night!

    Sometimes it doesn't even bother coming up with an excuse. Sometimes it does completely absurd things like pay for episodes of shows and never air them, which is just unbelievable behavior for any sort of business, and probably grounds for a shareholder lawsuit. And they're doing it with what is traditionally the most expensive genre on TV.

    I have no clue of what their motives might be. They can't seriously think that any sci-fi show they air will be successful. Even sheep get the 'Don't brush up against the electric fence' on the second or third try.

    You know that expression that 'Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.'?

    What's a dozen times? Genocide?

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  87. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
    I dunno about that, but it's an interesting idea, because the other purpose of the Fox TV network is produce shows for watchers of Fox News to get riled up about.

    Seriously. It's exactly those people who complain about the evils of 'Who Wants to Marry a Multimillionaire' and 'The Simpsons' and 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' (1) who watch the damn Fox News Channel, where they call in to complain.

    For some reason they're with me when I suggest a boycott, until I point out who'd they'd be boycotting...

    I don't think that theory really holds up, because some of the scifi is quite unobjectional even by the most conservative standards, like John Doe. Logically, they should promoting conservative sci-fi, because the market is going to exist no matter what, and other networks will step in to fill it.

    Unless they are delusional enough to think they can actually kill all sci-fi, which is just silly, as they have no control over movies or books or comics.

    1) Buffy aired on the WB and UPN, but was produced by Fox. But note that, luckily, it's Fox TV that kills off sci-fi shows, quite a lot of which are produced by Fox studios, so Buffy escaped the ax. Fox studios produces great sci-fi, but sadly Fox TV has first dibs on it.

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  88. Re:Yeah well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gawd the previews look like a TV show... Blech.

  89. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
    A show? You think they mismanaged and cancelled A show?

    Have you been asleep the last decade? Do you want a list of all the science fiction shows Fox has cancelled? Does anyone have a list?

    Will it fit into a single post?

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  90. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by DrJimbo · · Score: 1
    You raise a good point with Hanlon's Razor. Perhaps I should have made my original post more clear.

    I don't think FOX was being dogmatic. I think it was being stupid, just like the US car manufacturers were being stupid in the 70's.

    The car companies pushed large cars in the 70's because those were the kinds of cars the top execs liked. All the people the top execs associated with (big surprise: other top execs) also liked large cars.

    One grand-parent of this thread claimed that FOX bought Sci-Fi shows in order to cancel them, some sort of dogmatic anti-Sci-Fi-ism. There is certainly a clear pattern of cancellation of certain types of shows and pushing of others.

    I am proposing a mechanism of a certain sort of corporate stupidity that explains the weird pattern of cancellations. If the top execs at FOX find these shows distasteful (much like the top car execs found small cars distasteful) then those shows are not going to get as much of a corporate push as shows that the top brass likes better. Not because the top brass has a dogmatic corporate agenda to cancel those shows (even though it might appear that way), but because they don't think the shows are good.

    Some fledgling shows with an anti-fascist message get started at FOX, just like a few small model US cars got made in the 70's. But in both cases the product did not appeal to the top brass and was left to wither and die. And in both cases the same products sold like hotcakes when they were promoted by other companies with a different corporate mindset.

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  91. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
    I think you misunderstood. I was saying that Firefly took Buffy and removed all that.

    It did add in new weirdness, like the Chinese expressions and the extremely overt western theme, but they weren't silly weirdnesses, they weren't like the things that kept people from taking Buffy seriously.

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  92. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by glwtta · · Score: 1
    Well not exactly asleep, but I certainly didn't spend that decade watching Fox.

    We were talking about a single show, Fox's history of cancelling good shows before they had a chance to develop doesn't seem to run counter to my point.

    Incidentally, it is my understanding that Fox goes through half a dozen cancelled shows a season (or thereabout) - is it really true that a disproportionate number of those are SciFi shows?

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  93. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by glwtta · · Score: 1

    Ah, ok - never seen Buffy myself, so I was confused.

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  94. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by rijrunner · · Score: 1

    I suspect that this was more a victim of Fox thinking they had a clinched demographic and slot. Since X-Files was successful and in that slot, other shows along the same line should also be successful. But, X-Files was moved into that slot bringing its audience with it. None of the other shows them have wedged in there have really had much of a draw on their own.

    Also, there is the matter of episode cost. Science fiction is relatively expensive compared to "reality" television and even shows like "The OC". F/X shots every show. Costuming for Firefly was interesting as they did not do the "all-people-of-this-culture-wear-identical-clothes " that a number of scifi shows has done.

    I suspect that there were a lot of fights that year about "reality" vs scripted shows inside Fox.

    I doubt it had anything to do with any political message inside the show itself. It was strictly a dollar issue and lack of patience.

  95. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by AJWM · · Score: 1

    two who are good in a fight, two who are hot babes

    Well, of the two hot babes mentioned, one has certainly shown herself to be unnaturally good in a fight (although there may be a problem with consistency), and the other generally avoids fights but has shown herself to be a pretty good shot with a hand laser.

    But that's a nit. I agree with all your points, and your argument about character design is well made.

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  96. Okay; I'll bite. by geekwench · · Score: 1
    "...can anyone fill me in on why they like this show?"
    • Good writing. Not just witty, pithy one-liners, although they abound. Real conversations occur within the context of the storyline, many of which are thought-provoking.
    • Good characterization. One of Joss Whedon's talents is the ability to create characters who you could see yourself sitting down and having a drink with. Or playing checkers, or whatever. Whedon doesn't deal in cyphers or archetypes, although some are recognizable. His characters are people with strengths, weaknesses, flaws, personality quirks and phobias. They have histories which you may never know in full, just like the people that you meet every day. The "good guys" don't always get along with one another, and the "bad guys" aren't always unsympathetic. Yes, the metastories aren't "real-life" situations. (Civil war in a spacefaring society? A blonde, perky cheerleader, instead of being messily killed in the first reel, gets to kick monster butt? Inconceivable!) The characters within those stories, though, come across in realistic ways. There are very, very few two-dimensional portrayals in any of Whedon's worlds.
    Obviously, I'm a fan; not only of Firefly, but all of Joss' work. That being said, it took me a bit to warm up to Firefly, because of the way that Fox handled the series. I found it to be well worth the effort, though. All I can say is, give it a chance. If it's not to your liking, you've spent a bit of time that you could've put toward something else. Like reading Slashdot. ;) You might, though, find yourself enjoying something that you wouldn't have otherwise encountered.
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  97. Re:Saw the movie (Spoilers) by DeafDumbBlind · · Score: 1

    You're assuming that he was absolutely sure that that was the only secret that River gleamed... She might have had a ton of other secrets in her head...

    I respect your opinion, and we can disagree on this, but I felt that the ending was poor, and the villain's change of heart really cheapened his character.

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  98. Re:Uncertain, so it's not a spoiler by Rei · · Score: 1

    But I've heard either Mal or Wash die

    I heard that River is made of chocolate.

    (by the way, shameless plug: Firefly fortune-mod available here. I can't wait to add new quotes from the movie into it ;) )

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  99. Re:Yeah well... by mikeporter · · Score: 0

    Maybe because it originally WAS a tv show...duh

  100. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by julesh · · Score: 1

    Is Rupert Murdoch on some sort of anti-SF crusdae?

    Wait... does this mean Fox is owned by News International (or one of Murdoch's other holding cos)? That explains a _lot_.

  101. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by nothings · · Score: 1
    Fox delibrately purchases sci-fi series so it can shoot them in the foot.

    I didn't say anything about it [...] purchasing them for the purpose of canceling them.

    Yes you did, sheesh. That's what "so" means in this kind of construction, especially with "deliberately". (This dictionary defines it as "in order that", in this sense.)

    Now, you can retreat to a totally different position:

    I'm just saying that, at the time it purchases sci-fi, it already intends to kill it for some, as yet unknown, reason.

    And of course you'd don't know that and it's an incredibly stupid theory. You have evidence which isn't unreasonable to interpret as Fox deliberately "destroying" Firefly, sure; but you have no evidence they intended to do that in advance (except that they "keep" doing it). Given the reality of stupid politics inside studios, those politics theories seem (a) to explain it, and (b) to make more sense.

    What's a dozen times?

    Hyperbole.

  102. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
    Incidentally, it is my understanding that Fox goes through half a dozen cancelled shows a season (or thereabout) - is it really true that a disproportionate number of those are SciFi shows?

    Fox cancels every single sci-fi show on it. Most before the end of the first season.

    Now, Fox does cancel an amazing amount of shows, and it purchases almost all the sci-fi that's for sale, so it's possible that this is some sort of statistical anomoly. If you have all the sci-fi, and an absurd turnover, than logically you will be canceling a lot of sci-fi.

    However, that doesn't explain absurd things like Fox purchasing six episodes of season 2 of Tru Calling, airing five, and then cancelling it and not showing the last one.

    Or, for example, showing Firefly out of order, and not promoting it to the millions of loyal Buffy fans. Um, duh. Hell, it owns FX, where the Buffy reruns were airing twice a day. Any ads? Nope. Because there were no ads at all!

    Or constantly preempting Futurama with football so no one can find the damn thing.

    The last two were by the creators of two of the most largest pop-culture phenoms on TV in history, The Simpsons and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and they threw them away, seemingly delibrately.

    The first, Tru Calling...well, okay, that had moderate ratings, and wasn't that amazing...but why the hell did they renew it, and then cancel it? What could have possibly been going through their mind there?

    It's not just the cancellation, see? It's the sheer randomness of their behavior.

    The ultimate reason here is Fox cannot tell good shows from crap. Thus it purchases and promotes crap, and eventually has to cancel it, and it purchases, fails to promote, and abuses quality, and has to cancel it.

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  103. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by Robotron23 · · Score: 0

    A very similar thing happened to the US car companies about 30 years ago

    Ah the effects of that were already setting in by the mid 1960's, 40 years ago. I strongly recommend "Adam Smiths" amusing and satirical "Supermoney" novel which was published in 72' or thereabouts, it goes into the US automobile situation in quite some detail aswell as his own follys and adventures in the financial world...

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0394479939/ qid=1119745711/sr=2-1/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1/103-9300774 -8365429/

    Theres quite a lot of contempt still for gas-guzzling US-jeep style cars over here in Britain. People ask why a 4 litre car is needed for the school run and shopping trips when a 1.2 litre vehicle would suffice for a family of 4 easily.

    Yet the old naggling Britishness prevails over even this criticism (we moan, and yet do nothing to follow up our moaning), some younger families opt for larger vehicles, more American style vehicles over here now. Also, Chevrolet and Crysler are going ahead with a vast attempt at market penetration.

  104. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by forkazoo · · Score: 1

    Problems with consistency? She attacked her own brother! And, I was mostly talking about the series, where she wasn't shown kicking anywhere near as much ass as she does in the film.

  105. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
    Yes you did, sheesh. That's what "so" means in this kind of construction, especially with "deliberately". (This dictionary defines it as "in order that", in this sense.)

    You're still not grasping the point. You seem to think I am saying they purchase and cancel shows to cancel shows. Which is just crazy.

    They are not. They are purchasing shows so they can cancel them, and the cancelling is serving some unknown purpose. It's like purchasing a car so you can go to work. The point isn't to go to work, the point is to make money. The point isn't to cancel the shows, the point is whatever gain they are getting from that.

    I'm just saying that, at the time it purchases sci-fi, it already intends to kill it for some, as yet unknown, reason.

    And of course you'd don't know that and it's an incredibly stupid theory. You have evidence which isn't unreasonable to interpret as Fox deliberately "destroying" Firefly, sure; but you have no evidence they intended to do that in advance (except that they "keep" doing it).

    Why is 'keep' in quotes? It's about two shows a year, over a period of a decade. I don't know how it's confusing to anyone.

    What's a dozen times?

    Hyperbole.

    John Doe!
    Tru Calling*
    Futurama#
    Harsh Realm!
    Lone Gunmen!
    Millenium!
    Wonderfalls*!@
    Firefly*@
    Dark Angel
    The Tick@
    Sliders*!
    Brimstone!@
    Strange Luck!@
    Space: Above and Beyond#
    VR 5*@
    Kindred: The Embraced@
    Point Pleasant
    MANTIS!
    Roar
    Brisco County, Jr.!
    Freaky Links!*@

    Oops, that was more than a dozen. Shows with a # got run after football, so were preempted often. Shows with a * were randomly moved around or skipped weeks for no apparent reason so no one could find them. Shows with a ! were on Friday nights in the Timeslot of Death. Shows with a @ got less than a full season. There are probably more marks I could add, but frankly I've spent enough time on this post.

    But to be fair, scifi shows that were not canceled:

    The X-Files!

    Just one, but it was in the timeslot of death for a large amount of time.

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  106. well put by adpowers · · Score: 1

    I stopped watching 24 because it was fascist. I didn't know how to describe it at first, but I was turned off by the violation of human rights and due process. This is not a good show to be airing while we are at war and violating rights all the time (like in Guantanamo).

    Your post makes a lot of sense and should be modded up to +5.

    Andrew

  107. Re:A Dear John slash Love Letter [SPOILER] by diabolus_in_america · · Score: 1

    I agree that he probably has no plans to bring it back. If he did, then he really hurt his chances by messing with the cast chemistry by killing off characters in this movie.
    If there were plans to take it to Sci-Fi or even back to Fox or another network, I doubt Joss would have (or been allowed to) killed those characters.
    I have to say I was terribly dissapointed in the movie. It seems like Joss just killed them because he could.
    What a sad end for characters I'd grown to like... just because he could.

  108. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by the_weasel · · Score: 1

    God I loved that series. So glad to hear I wasn't alone.

    The art in the Marvel series is always garbage, but the writing in that series was enough to make me forget it for a little while.

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  109. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by glwtta · · Score: 1
    Hmm... Firefly, Futurama, Family Guy...

    I think Fox just hates shows that start with 'F'!

    Anyway, all I wanted to point out is that this "seemingly deliberately" comment is a bit of a stretch. Sure, as any large organization Fox has various internal forces working against each other, that produce final results which might seem arbitrary. Still don't forget that good shows are expensive and not great money-makers compared to Fox's other fare, and that the shows we (the /. crowd, by an large) enjoy are definitely in a niche market.

    As far as ineptitude and mismanagement in marketing, there's plenty of that to go around at any network.

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  110. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think VR 5 got a full season. Or at least, made it to the season finale.

    I loved that show. Really loved that show.

    Damn.

  111. Why This Movie will flop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is because the marketing is totally geared towards those who are hard core fans of Whedon. Kind of like the Jobs kool-aide drinkers. Both guys are talented, and both tend to drive away other talent and make big mistakes. This movies seems one of them.

    Saw the trailer and for the life of me I can't tell you what the storyline is (coming from someone who watched about 7 epis); suggesting there really isn't one in the movie. The characters besides the Captain and the River chick who beats people up are also ill-defined in the trailer; suggesting the same problem in the movie.

    Rollout of the film is to the true believers through previews, that's not enough to make it successful Box-office wise. It will probably go even though with DVD sales as long as the price is high enough to soak the suckers/customers/kool-aide drinkers.

    Anyone who sat through the Firefly TV series knows what to expect, not even a base of a plot, pseudo-macho posturing (instead of the real Die Hard thing), baby-talk girls who beat people up, icky sex, etc. The last years of Buffy and Angel were total crap, let's face it Buffy falling in love with her rapist or Angel's son impregnating his girlfriend and sacrificing kids isn't good TV; ickiness to be "edgy" because the writer is creatively bankrupt.

    (If you believe the Dove Foundation Report; the film's R rating will hurt it; on average between 1989 and 2003; the 1500 odd R movies made 7 million average in box office and the 253 G movies made 65 million average; profitablity was strongly correlated with the closness to Gs; PG was more profitable than PG-13. Explanation was that less strong ratings on average requires better writing and directing, a better story.)

    There's BETTER sci-fi out there; War of the Worlds (has Spielberg who's light years better than Whedon), Fantastic Four, Batman, plus on TV Battlestar Galactica. I don't see this breaking through in a crowded marketplace, particularly in Sept. when the good movies have sucked out the $$ from the broad public. I think this is not Blair Witch and more like ... Pluto Nash which also got dumped in Sept.

    Summation: Marketing campaign sucks cause the movie sucks, it will suck the cash out of the kool aide drinker's wallets but not much else; long term Whedon's looking to get his WW pulled when this thing craters box office wise as it will.

    (One reviewer likened the movie to a combination of Pluto Nash, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever; Steel; Paycheck, and Chronicles of Riddick with overuse of cheap soundstages and crappy ass characters like a "Mr. Universe" guy who lives inside a computer)

  112. Characters? Whedon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's all about WHICH Whedon you talk about. Early on in Buffy and Angel when he had people to work with and tell him "No that's stupid" he certainly DID have a gift for characterization.

    But like McCartney without Lennon, his current work isn't very good.

    Buffy's last two seasons were all about the minor character Spike, who raped Buffy and somehow had her fall in love with her. Oh, and Willow tortured and killed a guy. All the other characters were pushed to the side; you'd cross the street to avoid Buffy who was an icky, sex-addict cold bitca who couldn't care less about anyone not undead and screwing her.

    Angel's last two seasons were just as bad; like Buffy almost every character was turned into a brutal murderer for "fun" and there wasn't any difference between the heroes and the perfunctory bad guys; Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer may have been a great indie but it wasn't what the show was originally about.

    Ever hear McCartney's stuff where he produced his late wife's "singing?" Whedon's current stuff is that bad, simply because the characters are cold, unlikeable, brutal, and most importantly AMORAL. They don't actually stand for something, just being cooler than the bad guys.

    Besides the movie is a base rip-off of Chronicles of Riddick. Whedon used to be talented but his characterization as of late is lacking. It's the main reason Firefly flopped; it wasn't Fox's fault but Whedon's in thinking people would just worship him without putting out characters people loved and cared about.

  113. Fandom story by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

    I liked Firefly. I've got the boxed set, and I feel it's the best scifi since B5. I like the stories, the characters, etc. But that doesn't mean I worship the ground Joss Whedon walks on.

    Unlike most Firefly fans I know. It seems you're not allowed to like Firefly without liking Buffy as well. But I hate Buffy. I don't like Angel either, and that upsets some people. I even had one friend shocked when I refused to attend a Kerry fundraiser held by Joss Whedon. That fact that I wouldn't vote for a candidate that Joss endorsed was outside of his comprehension range.

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  114. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
    That might have worked the first ten times.

    It really doesn't hold up now, because even if it is a string of completely amazing coincidences, someone at Fox should have noticed by now and pointed it when they were about to purchase their newest sci-fi series.

    Even if they don't realize it's their fault, eventually someone should stand up and says "Wait a minute. All our scifi fails. Maybe we shouldn't purchase any more scifi."

    I mean, sure mismanagement and ineptitude could explain the death of shows, but to explain the continue purchase of shows, and for them not to notice the pattern, you're basically assuming the people who purchase shows are too dumb to not drown to death in the kitchen sink.

    Or possibly that the people purchasing the shows on Fox have no knowledge of what shows are currently on Fox. Maybe they think all the scifi they purchases had long and fruitful runs. (Hey! That's why Fox purchases episodes it doesn't air! So if the show purchasers hear rumors their show has been canceled, Fox can feed the episode into the TV as the 'newest episode'.)

    See, you have to come up with crazier explainations if you think it's an accident.

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  115. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by DavidTC · · Score: 1

    Well, I didn't see it. Of course, that was probably due to them moving it around randomly. ;)

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  116. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by BattyMan · · Score: 1

    Well, of the two hot babes mentioned, one has certainly shown herself to be unnaturally good in a fight...

    Indeed, River would be the gal to have around in a firefight. Another reply to the parent suggests she does some hand-to-hand in the movie. I've always suspected that, when push comes to shove, she's a LOT more functional than she normally appears. There's also the "I can kill you with my brain" thing, which reminds me of the blue-hands guys and their bleeding-out-the-cranial-orifices method of execution. My theory is that River can do that only better, maybe _without_ the equipment, or at superior range (which is, of course, why they're SO hot after her).

    ...and the other generally avoids fights but has shown herself to be a pretty good shot with a hand laser.

    While I don't recall this, I'll take your word, and point out Inara's brief scrap with "our Mrs. Reynolds" (who completely held her own against _Mr_Reynolds) and her ability to school Mal (and prolly Zoe & Cobb) in the use of a sword. With rifles at 100 meters, I dunno If I'd want Inara or Jayne (her buddy Mandi was certainly dangerous), but at close range it'd be nolo contendere:

    COBB: (takes a potentially face-altering swing at Inara)

    INARA: (dodges, giggles, and pulls down the bodice of her dress,
    revealing sweet, milky globes)

    COBB: (wide-eyed, slack-jawed) "Whoa..."

    INARA: (a quick whirl-kick to Jayne's ear)

    COBB: (falling to teh deck, unconscious) "Duhh."

    Yeah, it's pretty obvious that "the Whore Academy" (I forget its real name) trains its students _well_ in self-defense.

    The standout characteristic of the violence tendancies of both babes is that they're quite defensive, as opposed to Reynolds, Zoe, Cobb, and to some extent the Preacher, who are ready to walk into a situation with _intent_ to kick butt.

    Simon, Kaylee, and pretty much Wash, OTOH, have all proven themselves rather useless in the fight situations...

    This is why I'd pair up (in the first round):
    Simon & Kaylee (obvious)
    Jayne & River (as unlikely as that sounds)
    Book & Inara (already hinted at)

    In the second round (third season):
    Wash & Zoe split up (over Wash's fear of reproduction, already hinted at)
    Reynolds & Zoe (take me _hard_, Captain!)
    Jayne & Simon both prove too clumsy to maintain lasting relationships
    Inara cries a lot and maybe even leaves
    Perhaps a new character to provide romantic interest for Book (a la Oz/Willow or Laila/Wesley)

    Third round (fifth season):
    Mal & Inara (finally, after five years, like Buffy & Spike)
    Jayne marries a cowgirl/merc/whore they pick up somewhere.
    Possible major personality changes or additional new characters
    for other combinations. Think Gunn/Winnifred & Willow/Tara. Anything can happen in five years on a Whedon show.

    Now, that woulda been the _original_ plan, the cancellation and movie may of course accelerate _some_ of that, while simply not leaving time for most of it.

    **** MY POINT ****

    It's been remarked that Firefly (and Buffy, and Angel) have all been greatly character-driven shows. This is gonna be the tragedy of Firefly's cancellation: without the hundred or hundred-and-fifty hours it'll take to treat them properly, we'll never get to meet say, Book, as well as we've come to know Spike (who never even _showed_up_ in the first season). Zoe and Kaylee simply don't have the _chance_ at as much life as Cordelia and Willow enjoyed, and this is the part that makes me want to cry.

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  117. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by AJWM · · Score: 1

    I was talking about the series too, haven't seen the film yet. Recall the scene where, in a firefight, River takes one look at where the 3 bad guys are, picks up the gun Kaylee dropped and, not even looked at bad guys, takes the three out with one shot each.

    She also does a fair job of saving everyone else in the last (?) episode where the bounty hunter comes aboard.

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  118. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by AJWM · · Score: 1

    Good points all.

    The Inara with a hand laser (in the outback) I was referring to was the episode where we meet "Mrs. Reynolds" again and they steal the Lassiter. Inara doesn't kill anyone just shoots out a piece of hardware from 10 or 15 yards away.

    I'd forgotten the other incidents you mention. Time to watch the series again.

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  119. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by shadowbearer · · Score: 1
    COBB: (falling to teh deck, unconscious) "Duhh."

    append *Jayne slurring his words* "I'll be in my bunk"

    :D

    There's also the "I can kill you with my brain" thing, which reminds me of the blue-hands guys and their bleeding-out-the-cranial-orifices method of execution.

    Excellent point, hadn't thought of that....ye gawds -not that she'd need such a weapon, she seems pretty deadly without :)

    Cheers!
    SB

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  120. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by glwtta · · Score: 1
    Meh, still sounds like Fox purchases a lot of shows, and expects a large proportion of them to fail, and what's more, will only start investing effort into the shows after it looks like they've taken off.

    Since scifi makes up only a small percentage of the total number of shows (seriously, how many new scifi shows did they buy in the last five years?), it's not all that surprising if most or all of them fail.

    This whole "Fox is out to destroy scifi as a genre!" thing sounds a bit tinfoily.

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  121. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
    Oh, I don't think they have anything against scifi personally or anything. Businesses do not set out to delibrately lose money by mismanagement. (And like I said elsewhere, if they disagree with the views in scifi, they would be a lot better of producing a series that promoted whatever they want, instead of producing series to kill.)

    However, this leads to the obvious idea that somehow starting scifi series and then canceling them is profitable for them. That somehow cancelling them before they finish airing is profitable.

    When you realize that most of these series are made by Fox studios, then you start to get a clearer picture. They air a series, collect fans, and then cancel it, and then sell the DVDs.

    No more of this 'wait for a series to be unpopular' bullshit. By mismanaging it, they can point at ratings. They then do not have to pay to make the series anymore. (As a bonus, the horrible ratings keep other networks out.) No actors, no sets, no production costs...

    ...just some intellectual property that scifi fans will pay anything for, to 'show their support'. Especially when there are unaired episodes.

    By being marginalized for decades, scifi fans have learned to put up with any abuse then go out and give money to the bastards who abused them.

    You don't even have to postulate this is deliberate. It's just when purchasing scifi, they say 'What if it get cancelled like Wonderfalls or Firefly?' and everyone else turns at them and says 'What are you talking about? The commercials paid for the original airings, and do you know how many of those DVDs we sold?'

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  122. Re:Firewhat? Serenity? by glwtta · · Score: 1
    Hm, how deliciously evil of them :)

    Now I don't feel so bad about getting the DVDs off of bittorrent.

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