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The Neuron Drive

billy writes "After two weeks of planning, painting, cutting, and slicing, I have completed my idea for the Neuron Drive, the world's first 80GB canvas. It is a fully functional USB hard-drive. The Neuron Drive contains 2 fans and 1 Maxtor 80GB hard-drive. It is fully functional as a hard-drive and both fans spin."

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  1. So tell me by TelJanin · · Score: 4, Funny

    How well is it dealing with being on fire?

  2. Sweet! by orangesquid · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now I can combine my two dream jobs into one exciting career path: art thief and data pirate!

    Oh man, I can't wait for a high-brow credit card company to install some of these in their art gallery / server room.

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  3. This is news for nerds? by draziw · · Score: 4, Funny

    Stuff that matters? That some guy wants to sell some art on Slashdot? On the plus side, when the dupe is posted, it will have some funny comments. (unlike this post)

    1. Re:This is news for nerds? by Tezkah · · Score: 4, Funny

      I can't wait until the next story on /.:

      Your Rights Online: Nigerian Prince in trouble!
      Posted by timothy on Sunday June 26, @12:30PM
      from the maybe-a-dupe dept.
      An anonymous Nigerian reader writes: PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU OF MY DESIRE OF GOING INTO BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU. I GOT YOUR NAME AND CONTACT FROM THE TOGOLESE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE AND INDUSTRY. I PRAYED OVER IT AND SELECTED YOUR NAME AMONG OTHER NAMES DUE TO IT'S ESTEEMING NATURE AND THE RECOMMENDATIONS GIVEN TO ME AS A REPUTABLE AND TRUST WORTHY PERSON I CAN DO BUSINESS WITH AND BY THEIR RECOMMENDATIONS I MUST NOT HESITATE TO CONFIDE IN YOU FOR THIS SIMPLE AND SINCERE BUSINESS. I just hope he chooses me for this awesome opportunity!

      Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted! Reason: Don't use so many caps.Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted! Reason: Don't use so many caps.Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted! Reason: Don't use so many caps.Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted! Reason: Don't use so many caps.Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted! Reason: Don't use so many caps.Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
      Reason: Don't use so many caps.

    2. Re:This is news for nerds? by draziw · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh crud - you left out the link, so I can't read more on this tragic prince story. Why must you toy with me?! That's ok, it will be caught on the dupe. :)

  4. It's an ad. He's trying to sell a harddrive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    nothing to see here

  5. Neato! by Xzzy · · Score: 4, Funny

    The fans spin, wow! Sign me up for that, talk about art pushing innovation.

  6. Just had to be.... by reality-bytes · · Score: 5, Funny
    An advert

    The Neuron Drive is for sale. Please send me an e-mail if you are interested.


    To be honest, this might have been worth something if the drive was anything other than a Maxtor.
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    1. Re:Just had to be.... by kfg · · Score: 3, Funny

      . . .this might have been worth something if the drive was anything other than a Maxtor.

      Well what the hell else is a Maxtor good for? You wouldn't put data on it, would you?

      KFG

    2. Re:Just had to be.... by Sivar · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Most of the time, a series of drive deaths can be traced to all drives coming from the same supplier, or the same shipment. Most deaths are caused by shipping or otherwise something in-between the manufacturer and the user.
      It is not uncommon to see UPS drop an entire pallet of drives from the truck, and pick them back up and continue on as if it were a shipment of basketballs or something.

      Not that I consider Maxtor the best at this time, but I do not consider it the worst either. Drive companies tend to go through phases of poor reliability and then good reliability every 3-7 years or so.

      (Mods: Yes this is offtopic. If you want to talk about a painting with a hard drive glued on, be my guest)

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      Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. --E. W. Dijkstra
  7. Inconsistent Metaphor? by TPIRman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's an interesting idea, and kudos for pulling it off, but I do have a little constructive criticism. The hard drive seems minimally integrated into the piece -- there is a large neuron area where you cut the hole for the drive, but the actual aesthetics of the hard drive don't have much to do with the surroundings. It feels like a first draft in this respect.

    Secondly, the fans baffle me. Given their distance from the drive, while they may be function in that they work, they're not functional in that they have no practical purpose. And how do they integrate with the "neuron" metaphor? Fans don't transmit information -- it seems that they were put there for the sake of having more things poke out for the back, but I think it would have more of an impact if the drive itself were more of a focus.

    Again, this is intended as constructive criticism, stuff to think about for the next iteration. Congrats on completing the project. I hope there's more to come.

    1. Re:Inconsistent Metaphor? by Council · · Score: 5, Funny

      I just stapled a ziploc bag full of microchips to my cat. Can I get a Slashdot article and some money now?

      Thanks.

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      xkcd.com - a webcomic of mathematics, love, and language.
  8. in case you don't know what the heck he means.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    ..and don't want to click the link..

    some amateur artist has stuck a hard drive onto a painting.

    Personally, it does nothing for me, the painting would be more interesting without that hard drive stuck there (and with a few lighter colors or highlights so it isn't so dark overall).

    Or at least don't show the brand and label of the hard drive, it really sticks out like a sore thumb.

    If I were creating something like this, I"d put the hard drive where you couldn't see it, and just put some LEDs or something on the front. And the fans too, those are okay and would make the viewer "think twice" about what might be behind.

    Keep trying though, it's a cool concept.

  9. Mirror at Mirrordot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative
  10. well... by jt418-93 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    that's just stupid.

    not even clever. ooo, i glued a hard drive to a poster.

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  11. Art?? by djdanlib · · Score: 4, Informative

    That's just ugly.

    I wouldn't hang it on my wall.

    Seriously, something you painted to fit a "cool someone will buy this" theme plus computer parts does not make an art piece. I don't care how much of a geek you are. Was there ANY thought about composition?

    If you want to be an artist, you need to think about making art, not making something "cool" that someone will want to buy. Don't sell out like that.

    - From an artist to you.

    1. Re:Art?? by StikyPad · · Score: 3, Funny

      Right. Remember folks, if people like it, it ain't art. Art isn't "cool," which is what makes it so damned "cool." Even though we can't define art, we know it when we see it.. just like obscenity. In fact, we shouldn't have to define art using words, because art is expressing yourself without using words. Except for literature and poetry. And when we understand exactly what you're saying with your art.. when it's not cryptic and open to interpretation, we don't want it. And by we, I mean the people who count -- other artists -- not the misguided public who can't tell a Picasso from a paint-by-numbers (which doesn't say anything about Picasso, of course) even though they're the people who buy your "art" because we don't have any money. Art is something you "feel," unless what you "feel," is "popular," in which case you're not "feeling," it. Don't sell out, maaaannnn.

  12. It's the Idea by czarangelus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The art itself is decent enough, but I don't think that's necessarily the thrust of this.

    I think what he (the artist) might be asking us to do is to challange our technological paradigms. I mean, why shouldn't our hard drives have ornamental value as well as technological? A lot of computers are still ugly white rectangles that invade a room's space rather than compliment it. How about a hard drive vase? Maybe a webcam inside of a bust? I don't really know where to take it myself; 'course I'm not an artist. But I think it's a good idea for our gadgets to be works of art as well as utilitarian tools.

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    1. Re:It's the Idea by BoneFlower · · Score: 4, Funny
  13. only one thing can explain this post. by binarybum · · Score: 5, Funny

    did taco have a kid?

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  14. And finally... we've found step 2 by PhoenixK7 · · Score: 4, Funny

    1) Integrate hard drive into painting
    2) POST ON SLASHDOT
    3) Profit!!!

  15. I can't believe it! by alewar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...and some of the articles I submitted to /. were rejected!

  16. Thought provoking! by Stankatz · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is a bold attempt at combining different media that challenges the way we think about blah, blah, blah... Just kidding. This sucks.