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Internet to Pakistan Goes Down

TwobyTwo writes "According to CNN, a power supply problem on an undersea cable has severed all outside Internet connectivity to Pakistan. Many businesses have been seriously impacted. Repairs will involve some disruption to access from other countries, and are tentatively scheduled for overnight." From the article: "'It's a worst-case scenario. We are literally blank,' said a senior foreign banker who declined to be identified. An official at the Karachi stock exchange said Pakistan's main bourse was unaffected as it had its own internal trading system."

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  1. Weird... by toupsie · · Score: 3, Funny

    Weird, I didn't notice it at all!

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  2. I told them to keep the janitor out by winkydink · · Score: 2, Funny

    of the closet with the Cisco 2502!

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  3. Think of it... by srmalloy · · Score: 4, Funny

    An entire country Slashdotted...

  4. For all the Pakistani Geeks and Nerds by aliens · · Score: 2, Funny

    We heard your collective screams and offer our prayers. I can only imagine in my nightmares if we lost our internets.

    *shudder*

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    1. Re:For all the Pakistani Geeks and Nerds by jaysones · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is exactly why we have more than one internets.

  5. Re:Dammit by DrMrLordX · · Score: 3, Funny

    They're a crabby lot.

  6. whew by WormholeFiend · · Score: 4, Funny

    thank god I still have access to Tech Support services in India...

    1. Re:whew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'd have to bet on Ganesh to remove this obstacle. Vishnu must not have been looking when Shiva trashed the cable.

      Anon to, um, protect my karma...

      *ducks, runs away*

  7. What's wrong? by NeoPotato · · Score: 2, Funny

    I felt a great disturbance in the Internet, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced...

  8. The terrorists at it again. by TioBlack · · Score: 5, Funny

    Osama Bin Lobster did it!

  9. In other news by kc0re · · Score: 5, Funny

    "...Internet Attacks from the Middle East seemed to grind to a halt today..."

  10. Indeed, we have no more Internet by MonkeyCookie · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm currently in Pakistan, and I have to say that not having any Internet really sucks.

    How am I going to read Slashdot now?

    1. Re:Indeed, we have no more Internet by Ingolfke · · Score: 2, Funny

      My friend, it is good to see that you too have found a way to connect to the outside world while our Internet connection is down.
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      This message brought to you by the good people at Practical Modern Solutions, the only IP over Camelback (IPoC) solution provider in the Islamabad area. Our service is only exceeded by our latency.

  11. wait, Pakistan? by JVert · · Score: 3, Funny

    Damnit! I was trying to cut the India line but it was all jibber this jabber that and being underwater didn't help my vision.

  12. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by TBone · · Score: 3, Funny
    Carnivore for crabs anyone?


    Wouldn't that be "Shark"?
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  13. This happened to the wrong country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Imagine if this happened to Nigeria...

    According to CNN, a power supply problem on an undersea cable has severed all outside Internet connectivity to Nigeria. Many businesses have been seriously impacted. Repairs will involve some disruption to access from other countries, and are tentatively scheduled for overnight." From the article: "'IT"S A WORSE CASE SCENARIO, NO MORE WIRE TRANSFERS' said BIBI LUCKY, A SENIOR BANKER SEEKING TO TRANSFER MONEY. An official at the Lagos stock exchange said Nigeria's main main mail server was unable to send hundreds of mails queued to be sent to the outside world.

  14. Adwords clicks drops by 90% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Adwords clicks have dropped by 90%. Suddenly clickthrough vs purchase ratios are up 500%.

  15. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by ScuzzyTerminator · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...let's just say the Jimmy Carter is uniquely capable to perform missions vitally important to the war on terror...

    Thats a statement I thought I'd never see!

  16. Aquaman by greenskyx · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn, where is Aquaman when you need him?

  17. That explains it. by vegetablespork · · Score: 2, Funny

    *** Osama has been left the channel #h8usa. Disconnected.

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  18. Underwater death-starfish attacks? by Andy+Gardner · · Score: 5, Funny

    I feel a great disturbance in the Internet. As if millions of Pakistani nerds cried out in terror, and were suddenly silienced.

  19. Underwater Cables by wembley · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now that we know what the underwater cable is for, will someone in Pakistan please tell me what's in that damned hatch?

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  20. Whomever is responsible for this..... by cttforsale · · Score: 2, Funny

    is a very very bad man...

  21. One cable? by kvn · · Score: 2, Funny

    We don't need no stinkin' backup! What could possibly happen to our

  22. Re:Dammit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Does the US have any major undersea pipes?

    No. All our high-speed internet links to Europe and Asia are done with carrier pigeons.

  23. Oops... by gwayne · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sorry about that. I unplugged a cable that I thought led to an empty wall. Let me put it back...brb!

  24. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by BWJones · · Score: 5, Funny

    So you know nothing about international intelligence or undersea cables, and yet you feel qualified to comment... If you don't understand what you're talking about - don't comment on it.

    You should not talk without knowing about people's backgrounds and if you had any balls, you would not post things like that as Anonymous Coward. You might be surprised at the backgrounds of many folks in various careers. How they got there is often a convoluted path.

    By the way, even though you are an anonymous coward...... Your IP address is 80.43.97.222. You run Mozilla 5.0 as a browser in X11 on Linux. You run Intel hardware. Your ISP is Tiscali UK Limited out of London England. You are in your mid 20s, unemployed though intelligent and you feel just a little disenfranchised.

    P.S. The use of yeah? at the end of sentences is common to those in the south of England, and in particular London. Also common in New Zealand. That helped narrow down the IPs associated with hits on the site. There's more, but I've got work to do. :-)

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  25. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by HardCase · · Score: 4, Funny

    They have these things called boats.

    Ships.

    Now, the Navies they have these people called soliders.

    Sailors.

  26. Re:Colombia and Ecuador by HardCase · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did you just say "Titi.." ? That would be a fine lake !!

    Except for the "caca".

  27. Re:No landlines? by HardCase · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pakistan isn't exactly known for having hospitable terrain.

    Have you been there? Or are you just believing the same media which hyped up the Iraq war?


    You mean that the rugged terrain and nearly impassable mountain peaks are a media fabrication? That damned National Geographic and their lying maps anyway. I'll bet that K2 is just a little hump of a hill.

  28. why pakistan? couldn't this have been Nigeria? by cashman73 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Just imagine if the internet cables leading to Nigeria had been cut. The rest of the world would probably not be quite so eager to restore them,... we'd get a bit of peace and quite from all those damned 401 emails! :-)

    If Nigeria requested our assistance in restoring the cables, send back a reply charging them $200,000,000,000, in cold hard cash, packed into several suitcases. :-)

  29. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by MyLongNickName · · Score: 2, Funny

    That was because he specified it must be a dual fuel source capable plane -- jet fuel and peanut oil. This was before the ethanol crowd got into power.

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  30. Re:Get your tinfoil hats here by weirdwilly · · Score: 3, Funny

    I just copied the list and emailed it to everyone in my address book so they could be informed, too. Hang on, there's someone at the door...