Measuring Microwave Output From A Laptop?
bethorphil asks: "I was shopping online for a laptop today, and as I was choosing my processor speed, I noticed that the clock frequency of a decent CPU (2.4 GHz) was about the same frequency as the radiation used in a microwave oven. This got me thinking about recent headlines of laptop heat causing male infertility. If the heat alone is a threat, It would make sense that holding a 40-watt microwave emitter in your lap could cause even more serious problems down the road. I assume (optimistically, perhaps) that laptops are designed to shield the user from radiation, and not just to protect the system from interference. , but what I'd really like is a way to test for myself how much microwave radiation actually comes from my laptop. So far, the most interesting thing my searches have come up with is this quack-tastic low emission PC, but actual tools for an amateur to measure this stuff seem hard to come by. What's the best way to find out if my laptop is nuking the family jewels?"
As for how to measure the amount of microwave radiation a laptop emits, that would require special equipment that you are not likely to have at home. But the FCC does put serious limits on the RF that it's allowed to emit. I'll bet the actual microwave RF emitted is under a watt. Probably less than 1/10th of a watt.
Now, if you have WiFi, that will emit about 250 mW of power when it's actively transmitting. Which is a small percentage of the time. But your WiFi card probably does emit more microwave radiation than the rest of the laptop combined ...
As for microwaves causing infertility, that has yet to be really shown.
What's the best way to find out if my laptop is nuking the family jewels?
Breed. If your kids come out with extra limbs, scales-for-skin or superpowers, then it is.
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Most modern high clock frequency CPU's have an internal phase-locked oscillator (in this case 2.4ghz) that's synced to a low-frequency external crystal. The Front Side Bus frequency is about the highest you could detect external to the CPU.
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and might emit a few microwatts at best. The plastic case should stop that. Microwave ovens on the other hand are just a modern RF oven. You dump 800 watts into a cubic foot steel box, something is going to absorb that energy and convert it to heat.
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In same safety stores you can buy a plastic card that when held to a microwave will show you the amount of leakage. Just test your laptop with this. But I don't think you will see any microwaves coming from your laptop unless you have wifi card.
I doubt a laptop CPU emits enough microwave radiation to irradiate your gonads. It may run at 2.4 GHz but as I understand it, it emits plain non-microwave heat - the type you get when a resistor is heated by an electric current.
It's well known that heat (hot bath, sauna, etc) causes a drop in male fertility, but it's temporary IIRC. Just don't use a laptop while trying to conceive a child.
Of more concern are studies on microwave cooking that suggest it induces molecular changes to the food that may be harmful to humans: here's a discussion about a Swiss study once subjected to a gag order. Some label this pseudoscience. However, it's a known fact that the mechanics of microwave cooking are fundamentally different from traditional cooking and can lead to worse nutritional outcomes
Hold an otherwise operational wireless bicycle odometer near your laptop. Watch your speed ... you just might get a ticket ;-)
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What better slasdot topic can there be? "Imagine a beowulf cluster of DNA emitters which don't overheat..."
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Have you considered wrapping your lower body in tinfoil?
If your 2.4 GHz CPU put out any significant amount of microwave radiation cordless phone and WiFi users surely would have noticed by now.
Something related from a previous (ask) slashdot story.
Well, isn't there a metal heatsink covering the CPU? The tiny amount of microwave radiation would be absorbed by the metal heatsink unless I am missing something here.
The full scrotal Faraday cage.
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Look into WiFi or mobile phone. These actually do transmit RF at > 1GHz.
You guys are writing this off a little too quickly IMHO. I never thought about this before but I just looked across the spectrum at my Gateway 600 and....wow! It's no 40 Watt transmitter but it's sure putting out far more that I would have imagined.
I also looked at my cell phone and my Uniden cordless phone, they don't compare. Those devices are pretty focused whereas the Gateway notebook is putting out lots more energy and across more of the spectrum. This thing is like a shotgun.
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This was in the "Nutrition Action Health Letter" from the Center for Science in the Public Interest a few months ago. Its a very reputable publication (I recommend a subscription for anyone that tries to eat healthy).
I read the subject as: Don't Dismount It So Fast.
Shame on me - this is slashdot.
As an amature you will be hard pressed to measure radiation in the 2.4 GHz band. (Microwave is anything beyond 1GHz BTW.) You would need a good HP scope with high impedance probes that probably costs 100K. Better engineering universities will have this equipment. Some university profs are actually geeks so they might be willing to help if you ask nicely.
As others have pointed out the radiation level will be quite low. Various standars have required low EM radiation.
I guess now we know Geordi posts on Slashdot.
My laptop gets forty rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it!
Imagine the day when 40 THz cards might become the norm. Governments and select, exclusive cliques can sell such card at rock-bottom prices or maybe even for free.
This could become the beginnings of a new kind of social genocide (hmmm, a new misnomer?), much like a revival of the purported (or real) government quest of the 70's to find the right molecule to knock of black Americans.
Imagine if it were possible to selectively tune these things such that they don't interfere with residential and emergency services electronics gear or pacemakers and the like. Now, you could peddle these Wi-Fry cards.
But, wait: even better would be the capability to put a clamp (like a sperm-kickin' boot up the ass) around the ankles of registered (assume the unregistered have yet to be discovered and dealt with) sex offenders. These non-sexy anklets could be the near-equivalent of parking enforcement boots for cars, except the house-arrested offender could have his/her, ummm, I mean HIS sperm "neutralized". Well, you could cut his nuggets out and dispose of them, but then if he were an accused and not a confirmed assailant, and were later exonerated, taxpayers would pay out the ying-yang unless the governments were allowed to claim "right of government in the interest of public safety...".
But, then these Teste-Fry bracelets and anklets would protect potential victims from being inseminated. In fact, selling Sperm-Killing emitters might be a way for women to neuter bastards who don't know the meaning of "No!/Stop!". These little anti-jewel emitters could be used without the need to make the man take the male pill, done discretely, and help the woman avert the side-effects of taking the various Pills, RU486's and dealing with IUDs, cervical caps and the like (from an insemination/impregnation POV, not from an anti-HIV/STD point of view).
Maybe whole networks of these things might someday be set up around poor neighborhoods. With the right funding, maybe someone will figure out the right Anti-Verility Frequency for whole communities, used in conjunction with school lunch plans, weather control, and the like.
Hmmm, either I'm onto something (or a few things) or it's just late...
Fertilization!
Just have unprotected sex with your life-partner[*] as often as possible for the next 10 years. Observe whether the rate of her pregnancy goes down over the years.
This is in no way a valid test, nor will it reveal anything about the laptop, but it'll be fun in the process, and you'll be able to claim its all in the interests of science!
[*] Usual rules regarding STDs and ensuring you and your life partner stay true to each other, no nipping off to the local establishment to perform other not-so-valid scientific tests with other, um, subjects.
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So, considering that you don't want to have your laptop on your lap, since it emits heat, why worry about microwaves damaging your "equipment".
It's like saying "I am planning on ignoring this advice about the heat, but I'd like to know if there are even more threats to my health".
My advice, don't put your laptop on your lap, treat it like a portable desktop instead. You'll be fine.
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Been thinking about it for long.
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I have a CRT and non-grounded outlet.
I know the shieldings only work when grounded, but then I also have no idea if it matters with the radiation.
What is emitted and is it dangerous?
Should I care?
Should i get a TFT immediatly? (please say yes
I could use a cord from the kitchen but uhm, no, that sucks, but I don't want to get hurt by this monitor either. Please help. This is leeloo speaking.
If I hold 2.4 billion grains of sand will it also give off microwave radiation?
I hate to say it, but the Ghz for computers and microwaves are both measuring things in per second, but they're measuring different things. The 2.4Ghz in a computer means 2.4 billion operations per second. The 2.4 Ghz for the microwaves means 2.4 billion oscillations of the photon per second. Wait, I just realized that this is Slashdot and you all know this already. Well, at least it's out there.
Sorry mate, but clock speed (Hz) doesn't actually directly relate to operations per second. Case in point: the first Intel P4s were clocked higher than PIIIs but performed less opertions per cycle, and were in fact slower than the PIIIs!!! Also the reason why Athlon went to the "Performance Rating (PR)" instead of using raw clock speed.
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Get yourself a zapchecker
Mine shows some radiation form my computer.
WiFi transmit power for almost all cards is 25 mW. 100 mW is the max legal limit without using automatic power control measures (reducing power when it's not needed) The max legal limit for WiFi is higher (There are even 1W amps), but 25 mW is the max from almost any laptop, and anything more than 100 mW without an external PA is unheard of. (I know of one card in existence that had transmit power over 100 mW)
And as to stray emissions from the laptop itself - WAY less than the 1/10 W (100 mW) you mentioned, guaranteed. Almost surely less than 1 mW. There's no way the FCC would approve any device that was an interference source with 100 mW transmit power. Hell, 1 mW of unintended emissions is probably not allowed. RF-wise, computers (especially laptops) are very quiet.
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> > However, it's a known fact that the mechanics of microwave cooking
> > are fundamentally different from traditional cooking
> No, it's not. Like all forms of traditional heat-utilizing cooking,
> you heat up the food at some place, which heats the rest of it.
You are wrong.
When I cook something in normal fashion, I can be sure that the temperature of the food is BELOW the temperature of my heat source - the grill, open fire, oven, steam, etc. Not so with microwave cooking - I can't reliably estimate temperatures reached within the food. Certain parts of the food can reach temperatures never attained in normal cooking (since the food as a whole would be destroyed at those temperatures.) Localized reactions can generate harmful compounds at such temperatures, which would be masked by the taste of the bulk of the food.
If you think this cannot happen, that's just an article of your blind faith. As for me, I know the cheese in my pizza tastes funny when I reheat it in a microwave.
And that's just the thermal effects of microwave radition. There is growing body of evidence for non-thermal effects: see interesting opinion here and a summary mention here that says: It is clear, though, that nonthermal effects do play a role in some reactions.
Actually, having brushed up on my reading, let me correct the subject of my thread - I WOULD worry about the laptop, but perhaps more on where the built wifi antenna is positioned.
The 2.4GHz clock is generated inside the CPU, multiplied up from the external clock by a PLL. A few microwatts may get out, but it's just RF. All it can do is heat things up. Your balls are already being cooked by conducted heat, so don't worry about the RF.
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There's one other major cause of fertility problems, oestrogen like molecules.
There are two key sources for absorbed oestrogen like molecules, pollution and soya.
A just to make sure you get all the bang for you buck, they also causes birth defects.
thank God the internet isn't a human right.
To be sold in the US, the laptop has to pass FCC certification- there are similar requirements for every other country. The FCC requires that emissions be below a certain level, so that they don't interfere with legitamate users of the airwaves- so there has been testing that has shown that the power level out is pretty low (usually in the microwatts or lower).
But the biggest reason why I wouldn't be concerned is simply the conservation of energy- all of the energy in the laptop is consumed some way- ultimately as some sort of EM radiation (RF out, light out of the display, and heat) Laptop makers are extremely concerned about battery life- if you were transmitting 40W of power as 2.4GHz RF- that's 40W of power that wouldn't be consumed by the CPU- and that much less total operational time while on the battery.
Case in point: the first Intel P4s were clocked higher than PIIIs but performed less opertions per cycle, and were in fact slower than the PIIIs!!!
Care to back that up with a source?
If VISTA is the answer, you didn't understand the question
"Wait, I just realized that this is Slashdot and you all know this already"
We don't know it, because it's not knowledge, it's something "cloudofstrife" pulled out of his rectum on July 3th, 2005 at 10:37pm. Actually, it is PRECISELY the SAME thing. There's a freaking oscillator in there running at that speed! What do you think IS MAKING THOSE OPERATIONS HAPPEN?
The Pentium 4 performs much less work per cycle than other CPUs (such as the various Athlon or older Pentium III architectures) but the original design objective - to sacrifice instructions per clock cycle in order to achieve a greater number of cycles per second (i.e. greater frequency or clockspeed) - has been fulfilled http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentium_4
And in case you aren't satisfied with that:
As early as 2000, THG observed that the Pentium 4's performance was clearly inferior to that of its predecessor, the Pentium III, on a clock-for-clock basis. http://www.tomshardware.com/cpu/20050525/
There are a ton of other sources, just try googling...
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From the discussion about the swiss study in parent post:
Atoms, molecules and cells hit by this hard electromagnetic radiation are forced to reverse polarity 1 to 100 billion times a second. There are no atoms, molecules or cells of any organic system able to withstand such a violent, destructive power for any extended period of time, not even in the low energy range of milliwatts. "Of all the natural substances-which are polar-the oxygen of water molecules reacts most sensitively. This is how microwave cooking heat is generated-friction from this violence in water molecules. Structures of molecules are torn apart, molecules are forcefully deformed (called structural isomerism) and thus become impaired in quality.
So if there is a tiny, mininscule amount of microwave leakage from your laptop, then yes... the family jewels are indeed getting nuked.
Remember all the cases of police radar sterility back in the 70's? Those had transmitting power down in the milliwatts.
Your microwave oven can legally leak 1 full watt, by the way.
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Many properly conducted studies have shown that Microwave cooking destroys Vitamin B12 which is important to combat stress and a lack of it causes lassitude and depression.
As Microwaves cook food faster, they generally retain more vitamins than traditional methods - except for vitamins of the B group.
Microwave cooking is different from Infrared cooking.
all radio frequencies television, radio, shortwave, wifi, AM, FM, military- analogue and digital all run on microwaves. any radio transmission runs on a microwave frequency usually between 1 Hz and 50 gHz.
you probably have more of a chance of damaging your self passing an airport as they run the high power radars which are microwaves too. In actualality everybody everywhere is inundated which microwaves constantly.
That being said the heat of a laptop is much more likely to be of harmful to you than the microwave freq. of a processor
1 Hz = 1 cycle/second
2GHz = 2.4 billion cycles/second
The GHz is measuring EXACTLY the same thing
Just FYI, the skin depth of a 2.4GHz EM wave should be on the order of 50nm - the heat sink alone should be more than enough to stop virtually all microwave radiation from your laptop