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Statler And Waldorf From the Balcony
An Anonymous Reader wrote in to mention Statler and Waldorf From the Balcony, a short feature on movies.com where the surly Muppets review current films. From the site: "This Week's Episode -
Will War of the Worlds' aliens scare off our cranky coots? Will Bewitched be the end of Will? Plus, Pepe the Prawn begs Miss Congeniality to cuff him."
An Anonymous Reader gave us a kickback to mention Statler and Waldorf From the Balcony...
How we know is more important than what we know.
it's WMP... I'm not gona bother... Seriously... who in their right mind even has that installed? Gimmie quicktime or gimmie nothin.
"The Sesame Street Gang Learns Something New"
Grover was really bored, one day. Big Bird was collecting cans for
the poor, and Oscar the Grouch was in one of his pissed-off moods
again. So he decided to go over to Maria's house.
"Hi, Maria!" Grover exclaimed as he entered. The sight he saw was one
he would not soon forget. Maria lay on the couch, wearing nothing but
a pair of high-heeled shoes. She had one of her fingers deep inside
her wet pussy, the digit probing and caressing her inner membranes.
She looked up and saw Grover, and was startled; she had not expected
any company. But a lewd grin soon replaced her initial look of
apprehension; she invited Grover to join her on the couch.
Now Grover, you see, was a virgin. He didn't ever admit it to any of
the other Sesame Street gang, but he had never even felt a girl's
tits. So you can imagine the wave of pleasure that swept over him.
Without a word, Grover approached Maria, and crawled on top of her.
Since muppets don't wear clothes, he didn't have to undress. He
reached between his legs, and from the jungle of blue fur extracted a
huge blue cock, hairy from end to end. It was already fully erect,
and fit to burst. With one deft move, Maria parted her pussy lips,
already wet from masturbation, and Grover soon filled her void with
his heaving azure member. He pumped up and down on Maria, the
sensuous movement bringing his excitement to a fever pitch. The
puppeteers had their hands full that day! Maria was experiencing a
whole new world of pleasure, herself; she had never fucked a muppet
before, and it proved to be an incredible experience.
Grover soon exploded inside her, his warm fuzzy dick going off like a
cannon deep within Maria. She screamed, as she was climaxing at the
same time. She grabbed ahold of Grover's blue shoulders, and almost
wept on his shoulder, so powerful was the experience.
But Grover wasn't done yet. His furry member had gone soft, and he
wanted it hard again. So he leaned over, and took one of Maria's pert
breasts in his mouth. His plush tongue caressed and fondled the
nipple, and Maria moaned at the pleasure of it. The nipple was very
hard, and Grover was having a delightful time, tasting bare tit for
the first time. Soon Maria decided it was her turn to have a little
"taste" of the action. She shoved Grover off her tit, and bent down.
With both hands she grasped his monstrous cock, and began to stroke
it, slowly at first, then with greater and greater intensity. Grover
(actually Frank Oz) moaned and cried at the incredible feeling. The
member was soon hard as a rock, and Maria lifted it to her eager lips.
She devoured his cock with great appetite, sliding her mouth up and
down the plush boner, and with her hands she stroked his blue balls.
Grover, by this time, was about ready to come, and he cried out;
simultaneously, great bursts of white cum exploded from his member
into Maria's mouth, and she eagerly swallowed the divine nectar of his
loins. She was pleasantly surprised to find it tasted like
marshmallows.
Grover knew he must have more. He turned Maria around, so she was on
all fours; he licked and sucked her ass and pussy, burying his big
furry head between her creamy thighs. Soon, he was erect again; and
without another word, he proceeded to drive his massive rod into her
ass, again and again. He was like an animal. Maria cried out in a
mixture of pain and ecstasy: "Oh, Grover, Yes, Grover!" Grover knew,
as he came one more time, that learning letters and numbers just
wasn't going to cut it anymore.
At about this time, Bert and Ernie stopped by Maria's. They were going
to go miniature golfing. But when they saw the vicious fucking on the
couch, they knew that they were staying right there. They quickly
stripped, and Bert fucked Ernie's ass so hard that Ernie screamed.
Bert bucked back and forth lik