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Windows Longhorn Beta Screenshots

An anonymous reader writes "A few screenshots of Windows Longhorn Beta 1 have surfaced on the net showing off many of the new transparency features, Internet Explorer 7 and Avalon or WinFX."

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  1. Longhorn more like Copland. by __aavhli5779 · · Score: 2, Funny

    What a failure. How many more features will they lose before they just abandon it entirely.

    Ooh-wee, eye candy!

    Let me in on this!

    1. Re:Longhorn more like Copland. by HyperChicken · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ooh-wee, eye candy!

      They're just copying from Apple. ;)

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    2. Re:Longhorn more like Copland. by bmgoau · · Score: 5, Funny

      You can put polish on a piece of shit, but you'll just end up with a shiny piece of shit.

    3. Re:Longhorn more like Copland. by hedge_death_shootout · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't joke with the Mac boys. They can't handle it. ;)

    4. Re:Longhorn more like Copland. by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh yes we can handle it. With just one button too.

  2. From TFA: by Kethinov · · Score: 5, Funny
    Windows Longhorn 5203 Screenshots
    The article lies! There can't be more than a dozen screenshots in that article. Certainly not five thousand! :(
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    1. Re:From TFA: by NTworks · · Score: 5, Funny

      you misunderstoood.. 5203 is the projected release year for Longhorn.

    2. Re:From TFA: by NeuroManson · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, it's clearly the retail price.

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    3. Re:From TFA: by Nailer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Windows Longhorn 5203?

      Sure, I've got 5.2Gs free. *clicks the torrent*.

      What?!?!

      Screenshots!?!?

      2002 wants its article back.

    4. Re:From TFA: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You're all wrong. 5203 is the number of features that they've removed from it so far.

    5. Re:From TFA: by Kjella · · Score: 3, Funny

      5203 is the projected release year for Longhorn

      The poor chinese. They'll have to deal with it in just under 500 years.

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    6. Re:From TFA: by ben_rh · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hear it's an estimate of the number of levels deep this thread is destined to grow.

  3. Copying Apple again? by jtbauki · · Score: 3, Funny

    Seems like Microsoft is doing what Microsoft does best. Copying other companies. Maybe that's an unfair statement, but man, I hate Microsoft =).

  4. start to shut down by smeagols_ghost · · Score: 5, Funny

    Good to see you still need to click start to shut down.

    I had great fun explaning that to my mum when she first used xp

    1. Re:start to shut down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Takes about 1 sec for me to reach around and yank out the power.

  5. Holy Shit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Transparency! Tabbed browsing! A search bar in the browser! Brilliant!

    And why the fuck exactly did recycling old technology take them this long?

  6. Re:Looks an awful lot like Ubuntu's themes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That's because ubuntu stole the designs from microsoft, duh.

  7. Down already? by aendeuryu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is the server performance a Longhorn preview as well?

    1. Re:Down already? by cowscows · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, come on...a glass trashcan? Like I want to see old gum stuck to the sides, mixed in with banana peels and crumpled up post it notes.

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  8. Slashdotted Already by Joel+Rowbottom · · Score: 4, Funny

    "And in related news, Longhorn's webserver fell on its arse after 50 geeks attempted to look at the eye-candy simoultaneously..."

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  9. So where's the screenshot of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    ...the bluescreen of death?

  10. Microsoft's motto should be... by Stormwatch · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The technologies of today --- TOMORROW!"

    (yeah, I said that joke before. Kinda lame, I know...)

  11. Transparency Features by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "many of the new transparency features"

    Some one has turned the transparency up too far. When I click the link I can't even see the website.

  12. Cool! by SolitaryMan · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The page cannot be displayed" looks cool! Since it is the page which explorer visits most often it is very important to make it look cool.

    And I'm happy to see that cmd still doesn't show directory names properly.

    GO Longhorn!

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  13. Re:How does transparancy improve my productivity? by hilaryduff · · Score: 5, Funny

    back in the old days, windows turned into just a 1 pixel border when you moved them, and solid window movement was a big new feature. progress, eh?

  14. Re:Sigh.. by hilaryduff · · Score: 5, Funny

    if you were a windows user, you'd understand why we hate microsoft!

  15. Re:Wow ... (not!) by DigitlDud · · Score: 2, Funny

    If it was the Doom 3 of desktop engines it would be pitch black and the mouse cursor would be a flashlight.

  16. Administrator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nice to see them running as Administrator for that 100% secure feeling.

    (Or should it be "Nice to see them running as ADMINI~1"?)

  17. rofl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    *rofl*
    Did anyone elso notice the open "linux noob" webpage in the taskbar in the last 2 pictures? :D

  18. Slashdotted, mirror URL by Ilgaz · · Score: 4, Funny
  19. I think by norppalaho · · Score: 2, Funny

    they should release it as service pack 3 for XP.

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  20. Re:Wow -- way to go Microsoft! I'm blown away by Coolnat2004 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do you realize how long it would take to do a complete rewrite! Even with tons of people working on it, it'd take like 5 years! Oh, wait..

  21. Re:Wow -- way to go Microsoft! I'm blown away by balloonhead · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's microsoft's new enhanced security.

    No internet connectivity.

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  22. Note, there are two icons on the desktop... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The desktop seems to have the two most used icons shown as default... and these are:
    Recycle Bin
    (and, you guessed it) How to Report a Bug!
    At least they have their priorities right. ;)
    screenshot here

  23. Originality (Re:Sigh..) by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 2, Funny
    Can we at least keep the attacks on Microsoft original this time?
    Wouldn't that require something original to attack?
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  24. noticed the banner by Kuscheltier · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did anyone else notice the banner on the 3rd screenshot saying:
    "Want longhorn today?
    Cutting-edge Web UIs,
    declarative XM dev approach.
    Open Source"

    :X

  25. Re:How does transparancy improve my productivity? by word_virus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just imagine if every technology we have were built only with its most narrowly conceived function in mind.

    Gah, it'd be like living in IKEA!

  26. Re:Screenshots are all you need by ThePlague · · Score: 1, Funny

    There was also a Office 95, and before that 4.3/2 (with Access/without Access). I think there was an Office 98 for Macs. It's been a while, but I think Office 95 was the release that had all the app versions go to 6.0, no matter what their previous version number was. Word went from 2.0 to 6.0 in one fell swoop, as a means of making it seem better than WordPerfect at version ~5.2 or so. Silly, of course, but that's marketing for you.

  27. Re:Close Window 'X' by IainHere · · Score: 4, Funny

    [After short pause to restart browser and find location in thread]

    I can verify the above statement.

    [Hangs head in shame]

  28. Re:Screenshots are all you need by GraemeDonaldson · · Score: 2, Funny

    wrong way around, it was 97's younger brother and 2000's older brother.

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  29. Re:Close Window 'X' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Literally? Why doesn't anyone know how to use that word properly?

  30. Re:This is not the beta by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can say with complete certainty that the beta is still under development and has not been released internally or to the public.

    We can tell it's not the beta because they're not selling it for $199 at Fry's yet.

  31. Windows Classic Theme by JohnG307 · · Score: 3, Funny

    As someone who would never use the default WinXP theme, I can't wait to enable the "Windows Classic Theme" on Longhorn and then have it be EXACTLY THE SAME OS as XP. Rockin'.

  32. In other words... by SuperKendall · · Score: 3, Funny

    "This is not the beta you're looking for"

    this is not the beta I'm looking for

    *blink*

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  33. Why? by SuperKendall · · Score: 3, Funny

    And why the fuck exactly did recycling old technology take them this long?

    Well, to bake in the evil of course!

    You think that stuff can just be sprayed on like Pam? It takes some time to bake it in so it can't be removed.

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  34. Longhorn = Cheese by comzen · · Score: 2, Funny


    Longhorn cheese refers to a mild Cheddar or Colby cheese made into a long orange cylinder.

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  35. Re:That is the CLI by coolGuyZak · · Score: 2, Funny
    If the cookie cutter housung units were the equivalents of the CLI, then every one would come with power windows, sinks, showers/bathtubs, and toilets. They would have interchangable interiors, automatic furnature generators, and customizable security controls. Depending on the parameters you pass (upon entry), you could romp around interactively, or have it do everything for you. You would be able to interactively move people into the forground or background, break, or even kill them with a simple command.

    I don't know... it's sounding pretty good. ;)