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Clinton To Take On Rockstar

Hillary Clinton, protector of the innocent, has vowed to see an FTC investigation launched against Rockstar because of the 'Hot Coffee' sex mod (already under investigation by the ESRB). From the Gamespot article: "...following recent reports revealing that the video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas has graphic pornographic content which may be unlocked by following instructions on the Internet, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton will hold a press conference to discuss legislative solutions to keep inappropriate video game content out of the hands of young people." ARGH! Okay...seriously...it's already rated M. It's out of the hands of children. If Rockstar actually left the content in that wasn't the smartest thing they've ever done, but it's not like they killed a puppy.

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  1. meanwhile by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny

    meanwhile, Bill works feverishly to open the sex game in GTA before Hillary puts a stop to it altogether.

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  2. Naked Sims, film at 11 by jon787 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not investigating Maxis over The Sims Nude Patch

    INCONCEIVABLE!

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  3. Boo for sex by FidelCatsro · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sex is a clearly dangerous and malevolent thing that needs wiped from our society.
    If nobody had sex , then pretty soon (about 100 years tops ), then their would be no crime , No poverty , no overcrowding , no more poloution , many animals species would be allowed to thrive.
    I clap my hands for Hillary Clitnon , and support her cause to wipe out Humanity .
    Security Welfare ,Senator Clinton .
    (/sarcasm)

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  4. Re:I like hillary by Cornflake917 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I would hope that the government is more informed and intelligent than than I am."

    Fortunately, I don't think it's that hard to be smarter than me.

  5. Strange turn of events by BlightThePower · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was of the understanding the Mrs Clinton was rather good at overlooking sexual escapades right under her nose.

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