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Pig Sperm in Space
Spitfire15 writes "China is planning to study the effects of space on sperm, by sending the semen from pedigree pigs into orbit.
Some 40 grams of pig sperm will be taken on board the Shenzhou VI spacecraft for its October launch.
Some of the sperm will be kept outside the spacecraft's biological capsule and some inside, according to China's Xinhua news agency.
Surviving sperm will be returned to Earth and used to understand better the processes involved in pig reproduction."
about "porking in space"
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"by sending the semen from pedigree pigs into orbit."
Are these the capitalist breed of pig?
Looks like anyone who promised to do something 'When pigs fly!' might be in alot of trouble.
It would have had a funnier headline.
Pig's... Sperm... In... Spaaaaaaace!
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You'd think that they could generally-engineered super pig that could fire the stuff into orbit while standing on the ground.
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
So does this mean that China will start conducting the meaningless and irrelevant scientific studies so that America and Russia can get back to exploring the cosmos?
/Hopes so
You've brought up a very important point. Being able to reproduce in space is extremely vital to our future. I suggest that NASA does extensive research on this. I would gladly volunteer myself and Lindsay Lohan as test subjects.
I wonder if there any astronauts that are in the 0G club.
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ANNOUNCER: When last we left the spaceship Swinepork, Dr. Strangepork was on the verge of a major scientific breakthrough!
STRANGEPORK (fiddling with a bizarre contraption): Let's see, adjust this, twiddle that... hmmm.
PIGGY: What'cha workin on there Strangepork? Some kind of Intergalactic vacuum cleaner?
STRANGEPORK: Oh, you'll find out soon enough Miss Piggy. Just one last adjustment and... (disco ball decends from ceiling, disco music blares). (yelling)
This is an intergalactic pig sperm collector! Soon we will understand how pigs evolve!
PIGGY: Strangepork, you are one twisted pig! Where do you think you are going to get pig sperm out here in space anyway?
HOGTHROB: I think you should have only best sperm, therefore it will come from pig numbero uno and galactic playboy... me.
(puts his arm around Piggy). But I'm going to need some help..
PIGGY (dawning realization): What the... oh no you didn't.
STRANGEPORK: No, we need as much sperm as possible. Miss Piggy, you wouldn't want to stand in the way of science would you? (reaches for his pants).
HOGTHROB: As first.. mate.. on this ship piggy, we must repopulate the universe together!
STRANGEPORK: Prepare for docking Firstmate Piggy!
PIGGY: (looks at audience). You saw this one coming right? Hiiiiiiiii----yaaaaaa! (spinning karate kick to the groins of Strangepork and Hogthrob).
(Piggy adjust her uniform as Link and Dr. Strangepork pick themselves off the floor).
STRANGEPORK: Well, you can't say we didn't try.
PIGGY: Typical men.. all pigs.
HOGTHROB: Actually this collector device is strangely attractive.
(Hogthrob humps the collector in the background as Strangepork covers his eyes and Piggy begins retching).
ANNOUNCER: Oh gross. That is not ok. Cut! Cut!
5 minutes ago I didn't like my job. Now I think its ok, because I found out that somewhere on the other side of the earth, some guy/girl/small-child is collecting pig sperm.
... into space
To send
And be brought back in an attempt to "understand better the processes involved in pig reproduction". I bet NASA is pissed that the Chinese beat us to this one...
Many swines' died to bring us this information....
i don't care
That stain on the ceiling? Must be a roof leak, mom....
sperm, sperm, sperm, sperm, sperm, eggs, beacon and sperm.
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