Power Armor For the Elderly
aicrules writes "The question of how to care for the growing number of people in the upper age bracket has a new answer - assistive power armor for the elderly." From the article: "The sleek, high-tech get-up looks like a white suit of armor. It straps onto a person's arms, legs and back and is equipped with a computer, motors and sensors that detect electric nerve signals transmitted from the brain when a person tries to move his limbs. When the sensors detect the nerve signals, the computer starts up the relevant motors to assist the person's motions. Sankai says the suit, dubbed 'Hybrid Assistive Limb (HAL) 5,' can let a person who can barely do an 176-pound leg press handle 397 pounds."
In Korea, only old people are Robocop.
Now we have to be wary of an army of mecha-geriatrics!
That's going to make their already weak muscles weaker.Muscles grow on consisten application of resistance....
The sleek, high-tech get-up looks like a white suit of armor.
For Christ's sake, it looks like the starting point for a storm trooper costume. What's this "white suit of armor" nonsense?
I can't wait til I'm Elderly!
man, I feel like mold.
It's a great concept, but can anyone see anything other than cost per suit preventing this being used as an aid for modern soldiers? With modification, obviously. Then they just need to teach the soldiers bad one liners ('Time to take out ze trash') and we have a super soldier/Arnold hybrid!
I, for one, welcome our power-armoured, elderly, overlords.
Yes it helps elderly with strength, so does it help the older men with sex incase viagra doesn't get it up?
Wait... I've heard that one before.. where was it....
OH YEAH, ON /, a few weeks ago. About the same story.
DUPE!
At what point is an artcle restating a previous article's content not a dupe? How far must it be removed to still be considered news?
Physics is nothing like religion. If it was, we'd have an easier time trying to raise money!
...When can I get my V3 Legs?
Who did what now?
WARNING: Persons denying the existence of robots may be robots themselves.
Did you know subscribers can see articles in the future? Holy shit!
All you'll need to do to get this really popular in the states is to start showing Aliens over and over, and have this company's commercial mixed in.
"Get away from her you BITCH!"
So that's like 8995 more HALs before this is interesting.
for Schwarzenegger's next movie!
They could combine the Terminator/RoboCop story line:
Prime Directives:
1. Get off my lawn!
2. Protect the elderly.
3. Uphold Medicare/Medicaid and Social Security.
I know that if this would actually work, plenty of teams would pay a million dollars per unit for them. Who wants to give me a prototype to test out?
Couldn't you see it coming after Johnny five? Asian man: What are you doing Grandpa 5? GP5: I went out galavanting with some young whipper snappers!! It was great, I felt alive again. Los Locos kick your ass, los locos kick your face, los locos kick your balls into outer space!!! Sing it with you yeh young whipper snapper..
No, Power Amor - inevitable once Viagra fails to work...
Oh well, what the hell...
I can see this as fallout (no pun intended) from WWII really. The US had a baby boom; Japan had to cope with assimilating, through occupation, a new culture. A culture that was somewhat incompatible with their social norms. Now birth rates are falling because what is left of their old culture in their personalities and sensibilities is grinding against their new culture's pace and density. Raising a family is "lame", so nobody is doing it. All this, of course, is gross over-generalization; take it with a giant grain of salt.
If you ask my opinion though, now is the perfect time to start your own Japanese empire.
- Move to Japan
- Have like 12 kids
- Wait a couple generations
- ...
- Profit! (genetically speaking)
Just make sure to save a couple of kids to care for you when you are old and infirm. I seriously doubt this robo-suit thing will pan out.---k--
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The issue of muscle loss when using such a device could go either way - the ability to move around much more actively could actually stimulate muscles. Resistance could be fine-tuned so that the muscles gradually strengthen. Often, the reason old people become so weak is that they are afraid to do things, or at least do them actively (my own grandmothers are afraid to be outside) - so having a body suit would be amazing, if they actually leave the house!!
sig? what sig? i didn't see any sig...
I don't trust old people with driving none-the-less built in computer suit.
I think there other issues such as what happens if they have a medical condition (or otherwise) that could lead them to strike out at others? Arm then you give them a warrant to do anything -- provided you don't stop them as soon as they start doing things they shouldn't.
Obviously this could happen regardless of age but can be more common as our bodies break down (i.e. where being elderly comes in). The theory seems sound until you realize the implications of putting such a system in place in practice.
Now that I think about it, the "armor" could also be controlled by someone else should certain unfavourable conditions be met. This could actually be a very good idea, just don't let control get into the wrong hands.
I live in Chicago and just recently attended the Wired NextFest, where there was a demo for a "Power Assist Suite" (see a picture here: http://www.vcl.uh.edu/~pavlidis/nextfest/photos/Fi gure%2017.JPG). It was cool in concept, but I was rather let down having seen the thing in action; it was extremely cumbersome and took a good ten minutes to prepare.
The device here looks much more appropriate, while having many of the same features as the one presented at NextFest.
I'm sorry Dave. You can't move that way. No, I'm serious Dave, your arthritis is getting worse, and you haven't taken your arthritis medicine yet today.
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maybe athletes can finally cut back on the steriods. i can see these kinda things becoming mainstream, at least in certain jobs. ups could raise the max weight on packages. moving to a new house would become much easier, you could just rent a few of these for you and u'r friends (no drunken battlebots plz). of course the military industry will be all over this. if enough ppl had it, other products would prolly change too. portable computers wouldn't need to be as lite. the human scale that you design around would change. you wouldn't be limited to things that can only be done under normal human strength. of course the scary part is, where to draw the line. each generation of these will be faster and quicker. evolution at a breakneck speed. and the disparity between rich and poor would be even greater. rich and powerful will have a whole new meaning. and as soon as these get wired to the brain for better reaction times and possible brain enhancements, we've become the borg. maybe i'm just overthinking this and should go back to sleep, but the ramifications r interesting. i can't wait to get mine and OC it!
I guess such things would cost a ton of energy, especially in a military setting. Can reasonably-sized batteries last long enough for this? Or does every soldier need to carry around a few litres of gasoline, making them suicide bombs when hit by a bullet at the wrong place? ::shudders::
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Voice Over: Favourite targets for the old ladies are telephone kiosks.
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This is like putting a patch on a completely bald tire that is about to blow - the whole thing is about to wear out. In order to be effective - you need to build up the entire tire to be effective. I just don't see this being practical, nor effective.
..........FULL STOP.
I, Grandpa
The gripping anthology of questions posed in story format regarding the nature of octogenerianism in the face of the mechanical man: what does it truly mean to be Abraham Simpson? Similar to the Turing Problem, if you construct a black box where one inserts apple and receieve mush, at what point can one fool a double blind surveyor as to which is the machine-octogenarian and which is the Real McCoy.