Microsoft Frowned at for Smiley Patent

theodp writes "ZDNet UK reports on criticism of Microsoft's attempt to patent the creation of custom emoticons. 'I would have expected to see something like this suggested by one of our more immature community members as a joke on Slashdot,' quipped Mark Taylor of the Open Source Consortium. 'We now appear to be living in a world where even the most laughable paranoid fantasies about commercially controlling simple social concepts are being outdone in the real world by well-funded armies of lawyers on behalf of some of the most powerful companies on the planet.'"

Comments

Uhoh

[Drathus]

I can see it now:

=( (r)

* Disclaimer: "=(" is a registered Trademark of Microsoft Corporation of Redmond, WA. Used without permission.

(Please don't sue)

Re:Uhoh

[fr0dicus]

I think he's kissing someone whilst wearing opera glasses.

Re:Uhoh

[Seumas]

In Korea, only old people patent smileys.

immature community members?

[aendeuryu]

'I would have expected to see something like this suggested by one of our more immature community members as a joke on Slashdot,'

I don't know. These days it seems like the editors don't comment as much as they used to...

[rimshot]

All I have to say...

[Anonymous Writer]

about this is :P

Re:All I have to say...

[Alsee]

No no.... you didn't properly violate the patent. You need:
A method, comprising: selecting pixels to be used as an emoticon; assigning a character sequence to the pixels; and transmitting the character sequence to a destination to allow for reconstruction of the pixels at the destination.

Note that if you happen to use a 19x19 group of pixels it not only violates the primary patent but claims 2 and 3 as well (and maybe others). I will select a 19x19 emoticon and a 2 character sequence and I will transmit it to you through this post such that it can be recontructed at the destination:

M$

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they want to patent emoticons, eh?

[v_1_r_u_5]

Well, they can kiss my ( | ).

Re:they want to patent emoticons, eh?

[kahanamoku]

if they patent those, people will be (_O_) for being such a (_._) not paying for it use!

Instant Messengers....

[fudg3tunn3l]

Owned! oh well i hate smileys anyway, damn nuisance things.... Bill Gates can eat my =========8

Patent THIS!

[rylin]

.,|,, -_- ,,|,.

Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
Reason: Your comment looks too much like ascii art.

while you were all posting, i patented these :)

[mediumcool]

!-( Black eye !-) Proud of black eye #-) Wiped out, partied all night #:-o Shocked $-) Won the lottery, or money on the brain %(|:-) Propeller-head %*} Inebriated %+{ Got beat up %-( Confused %-) Dazed or silly %-6 Brain-dead %-\ Hung over %-{ Ironic %-| Worked all night %-} Humorous or ironic %\ Hangover >>:-- Female >-> Winking devil >--) Devilish wink >:) Little devil >:-> Very mischievous devil >:-:-:-( Annoyed >:-) Mischievous devil >=^ P Yuck Devilish expression Devilish expression .. ) alienated (( )):** Hugs and kisses ((())) Lots of hugging (initials or a name can be put in the middle of the one being hugged) () Hugging (-: Left-handed smile, or smiley from the southern hemisphere (:& Angry (:- Unsmiley (:-& Angry (:-( Unsmiley (:-) Smiley variation (:-* Kiss (:-\ Very sad (::()::) Bandaid, meaning comfort (:| Egghead * Kiss *--->--- A dozen roses 2B|^2B To be or not to be 5:-) Elvis 7:) Ronald Reagan 7:^) Ronald Reagan 8 Infinity 8 :-) Wizard 8) Wide-eyed, or wearing glasses 8-# Death 8-) Wide-eyed, or wearing glasses 8-o Shocked 8-O Astonished 8-P Yuck! 8-[ Frayed nerves; overwrought 8-] Wow! 8-| Wide-eyed surprise : ( Sad : ) Smile : [ Bored, sad : | Bored, sad :( ) Loudmouth, talks all the time; or shouting :* Kiss :*) Clowning :**: Returning kiss :+( Got punched in the nose :,( Crying :- Male :-# My lips are sealed; or someone wearing braces :-& Tongue-tied :-> Smile of happiness or sarcasm :-> Puckered up to kiss :- Very sad :-( Frown :-) Classic smiley :-* Kiss :-, Smirk :-/ Wry face :-6 Exhausted :-9 Licking lips :-? Licking lips, or tongue in cheek :-@ Screaming :-C Astonished :-c Very unhappy :-D Laughing :-d~ Heavy smoker :-e Disappointed :-f Sticking out tongue :-I Pondering, or impartial :-i Wry smile or half-smile :-J Tongue in cheek :-j One-sided smile :-k Puzzlement :-l One-sided smile :-M Speak no evil :-O Open-mouthed, surprised :-o Surprised look, or yawn

Re:while you were all posting, i patented these :)

[Markus Landgren]

You forgot one: XP

Or did Microsoft beat you to it?

Re:Prior ASCII Art???

[rylin]

I dunno.. I always think of the 8 as being boobs.

;)>8-<
;)>-`<

Goatse version

[Anonymous Coward]

(=O=)

Being a lwayer

[tsa]

Lawyers live in an alien world. They make a great fuss about many things `normal' people (as far as they exist) will never even think about, let alone worry about, and they get paid enormous amounts of money for it too. They must be even more `out of this world' than your regular scientist.

See?

[Rick Zeman]

Microsoft DOES innovate! No one thought of patenting smilies before them!

Re:Despair.com

[Anonymous Coward]

I do believe emoticons are for those who lack the skills to express themselves with words and the intelligence to understand what others have written.

And I do believe you're one the kind who like to talk too much.

Custom Smiley

[slashflood]

:-d

Look, I can lick my nose!

Copyright Infringement Notice Notice ID: 43-131844

[Anonymous Coward]

Dear Sir

We believe you may have been enaging in the illegal use of the following copyrighted emotions, which are the property of GlobalTech MegaCorp Holdings, LLC:

Happiness, Suprise, Bewilderment, Outrage, Despair, & Suicidal Depression.

Please cease and desist all current feelings of the above copyrighted emotions.

Please be advised that this letter is not and is not intended to be a complete statement of the facts or law as they may pertain to this matter or of MegaCorp's positions, rights or remedies, legal or equitable, all of which are specifically reserved.

Very truly yours,

Copyrighted Emotions Department
Internet Anti-Piracy Team

Re:Prior art?

[PhrostyMcByte]

I, for one, welcome our new smiley overlords. (prior art?)

I had a dream last night

[Maluvia]

In it, the Almighty spoke to me and said:

"This is God, and I have already patented every thought you have ever thought, or ever will think
- and I've got one hell of a lawyer!"

Re:And my opinion is...

[Anonymous Coward]

I saw where Microsoft has patented their new emoticon for their Linux strategy.

o
|\__o
/\/\ /\

Bastards.

Re:Prior art?

[Urchlay]

Big guy got all the chicks because he could provide and defend them. Little guy invented "the Almighty" (and the idea of priests) so he could instill fear in the big guy and be able to get some chicks, too.

Big guy retaliates by enforcing celibacy on little guys who become priests, so they can't get any chicks?

Reply from microsoft

[RedLaggedTeut]

Microsoft Frowned at for Smiley Patent

Now you frown, till we patent that

Who Does He Think Is Running Microsoft?

[Master of Transhuman]

"suggested by one of our more immature community members as a joke on Slashdot"

Bill Gates is running Microsoft.

Has he ever read a biography of Gates?

"Immature" doesn't describe him adequately.

"Asshole" does pretty well, though.