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Free Beer That's Free as in Speech

darkonc writes "The CBC has notes and an interview with Dane Rasmus Nielsen who decided to reduce the confusion between 'free as in speech' and 'free as in beer' by making a beer free -- in speech. The result is Vores Oel, an open source beer. The CBC site includes the recipe for the beer which is made with Guarana beans, and gives it a bit of a caffeine-like hit. The danish site downloads include the label for the beer (which is also Open Source)."

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  1. Wait... by DanielNS84 · · Score: 5, Funny

    But will he send it to me free like a Ubuntu CD?

    1. Re:Wait... by wickedmm · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ryan Stiles on the Drew Carey Show, commenting on their "new" Buzz beer recipe - "Coffee flavored beer , I feel like I have to pee already!"

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  2. It can't be open source by WillerZ · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's already version 1.0.

    If this were in the true open-source spirit it'd be 0.99_rc3_beta1.1 at most.

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  3. Free beer is one thing by hobotron · · Score: 4, Funny


    Trusting the Danish for your free beer is quite another.

    *ducks*

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    1. Re:Free beer is one thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      > Trusting the Danish for your free beer is quite another.

      mmmmmm danishhhhh ..... beer? danishhhhhhh .... mmmm ..beerrrr...... danish? .....

      that would confuse the fuck out of homer simpson!

    2. Re:Free beer is one thing by wolrahnaes · · Score: 2, Funny

      Obviously you haven't been through college if you don't think beer is for breakfast.

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  4. First Prime Factorization Post by 2*2*3*75011 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Recipe for approx. 5*17 ltr. Vores Øl (Our Beer) (approx. 3/(2*5*5) alchohol by volume).

    Malt extract
    For Vores Øl we use four types malted barley:

    2*3 kg pilsner malt
    2*2 kg münsner malt
    1 kg caramel malt
    1 kg lager malt
    The malt is crushed and put in 5*11-2*2*3*5C hot water for 1-2 hours.

    The mixture is filtered and the liquid now contains about 2*5 kg malt extract.

    Taste and sugar
    Besides malt we use:

    2*2*3*5 g Tetnang bitter hops
    2*5*5 g Hallertaver aroma hops
    2*2*3*5*5 g Guarana beans
    2*2 kg sugar
    (Guarana beans can typically be bought at health food stores).

    The malt extact is brought to a boil in a large pot with the hops and approx. 2*5*7 ltr. of water.

    After half an hour, the Guarana beans and sugar is added.

    The mixture simmers for about an hour, and is then filtered and cooled in a sealed container.

    Fermentation

    Yeast is added and the beer is fermented at room temperature for approx. 2 weeks.

    When the beer is fully fermentet it is transferred to bottles. First 2*2 g sugar is added per liter and some yeast from the bottom of the fermentation tanks for priming.

    Vores Øl is then left in the bottles at room temperature for 2*2*2-2*5 days for carbonation. Then the beer is ready to enjoy; cold and refreshing.

  5. Now that will just add to the confusion... by TheRealBlueEAGLE · · Score: 5, Funny

    As everyone knows free beer will make you drink more and get drunk. When you get drunk you will speak more freely. So it will be free speach by free beer. How does this help anyone?

    Except that it helps us get drunk, and that's not a bad thing, is it? ;D

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  6. The label... by aaza · · Score: 4, Funny
    But is the label free as in beer, or free as in speech?

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    In practice, however, there is.
  7. Re:caffeine LIKE? by Saven+Marek · · Score: 3, Funny

    > umm... guarana HAS caffeine. in fact it is one of the richest
    > natural sources of our beloved caffeine!

    The important thing is that guarana is better for you as it is a natural source of caffeine. so that's something to remember

  8. Free Beer? by BRonsk · · Score: 1, Funny

    Where's the .torrent?

    1. Re:Free Beer? by datafr0g · · Score: 4, Funny

      yeah yeah, find the torrent but good luck getting the beer out of your PC safely. How do you plan to get the beer out, drip it through that old unused floppy drive?

      Are you crazy?

      Streaming free beer over the internet is pointless without a DRM free RS-232 Bar Tap for output and only RMS has one of those.

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    2. Re:Free Beer? by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 5, Funny

      Use Unix. This is where all those pipes and filters come in handy.

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    3. Re:Free Beer? by xtracto · · Score: 2, Funny

      Forced simpsons quote:

      To start press any key.
      (reading screen) Where's the "any" key? I see Esc, Catarl, and Pig Up. There doesn't seem to be any "any" key.

      Wo! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab.
      (presses TAB key).

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  9. You can talk about free beer all you want. by mikeophile · · Score: 4, Funny

    Until I'm drinking it, there is no buzz.

  10. Little Known Fact About Free Beer/Free Speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did you know that it is legal to beat the crap of anyone who tries to explain something to you with free as in beer/free as in speech?

    Hopefully someday the ass kicking won't just be legal, but compulsory.

  11. Important message from Heineken by datafr0g · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a Heineken representative, I'd just like to remind you all that THERE ARE NO ADVANTAGES to open source beer.

    See our website for zillions of usless statistics and reports (compiled by and independent organisation (funded by us)), that disprove the so called benefits of open source beer.

    As well as conveniently digging up all those old patents we also plan to file numourous lawsuits against the open source beer community - if you are a user of open source beer, watch out - you may be prosecuted.

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    1. Re:Important message from Heineken by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2, Funny

      As a Heineken representative, I'd just like to remind you all that THERE ARE NO ADVANTAGES to open source beer.

      As a beer "power user", I'd just like to remind you that Heineken tastes like an ass.

  12. Out of morbid curiosity..... by Volvogga · · Score: 3, Funny

    can a person under the legal drinking age purchase these ingrediants without anyone asking for ID?

    I know that malt can be used for other things (although I doubt lager malt has other uses), and hops have properties that stop bacterial reaction (although I have never heard of their use for anything else). Yeast, of course, is used for bread. So for thoes with experience in home bewing, what's the verdict?

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  13. Re:Freedom by tod_miller · · Score: 4, Funny

    Its free as in Free beer, but not as in free beer.

    Shame. *hic*.

    Don't forget - all drivers are incompatible with this open source release, DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE

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  14. Groovy by Papay-Noel · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now I just need debian support to fulfill my dreams:

    apt-get pour beer

    or

    apt-get drink --to-death beer

    Long live to open source!

  15. ALERT!!! DO NOT DRINK IT! by aysa · · Score: 3, Funny

    This beer has a viral license.
    After you drink it you are running embedded beer and you will have to open all your internals for free
    (small fee for sending your intestines is acceptable)

    1. Re:ALERT!!! DO NOT DRINK IT! by aysa · · Score: 1, Funny

      That would only be true if you distribute a modified version of the beer.

      On the other had that is unavoidable.
      Your modified version gets distributed next time you flush the toilet.

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  16. Re:Somewhat Lacking? by bhtooefr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sounds like it's already the Linux of beers, then.

    Hard to set up, isn't that good, and you can add something to something more mainstream to make it do the same thing!

    (just kidding!)

  17. Re:Open Source Beer? by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 5, Funny

    I certainly hope so, since after you drink it you'll have a hard time not producing derivative works...

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  18. Re:GPLed Mead by say · · Score: 3, Funny

    But what good is an open source recipe when it is written in Shakespear-ish measurements like "lbs", "gallons", "sachet", "F" and "pint"? This kind of anglosaxican prejudice is exactly the problem with open source!

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  19. Re:Open Source Beer? by MadCow42 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great, now all the toilets will be plugged up with copies of the GPL... which has to be distributed with said derrivitive works.

    MadCow.

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  20. Re:GPLed Mead by Mr2001 · · Score: 5, Funny

    But what good is an open source recipe when it is written in Shakespear-ish measurements like "lbs", "gallons", "sachet", "F" and "pint"?

    Says the guy with RGB colors in his sig. In my country, we only use HSV, you insensitive clod!

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  21. Beta testing by dapyx · · Score: 4, Funny

    Beta testing must be really fun. :-)

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    1. Re:Beta testing by Urchlay · · Score: 3, Funny
      Beta testing beer has got to be better than beta testing some other products I can think of...

      Did you ever wonder about the poor guys who beta tested preparations A through G? That had to be a crappy job...

    2. Re:Beta testing by tighr · · Score: 2, Funny

      Did you ever wonder about the poor guys who beta tested preparations A through G? That had to be a crappy job...

      One might even say that job was a pain in the ass!

  22. Re:Open Source Beer? Release Notes by ozmanjusri · · Score: 3, Funny

    if you change it you have to publish your modyfied version as well

    Most of the modifications I make to beer involve kidneys, liver and bladder. There have been a few occasions where I have made their products freely available, but most people seemed more annoyed than grateful.

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  23. Re:GPLed Mead by Lillesvin · · Score: 2, Funny

    For those unfamiliar with Mead, it is a honey-wine that dates back something like 6,000 years to either Greece or Cyprus.

    Judging from your user ID you were one of the inventors, right? :-p

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  24. Re:reduce the confusion? by Evil+Pete · · Score: 2, Funny

    Friend: "Er, right. Suddenly everything becomes clear-as-in-mud." Me: "Actually it recently got a bit more complicated..."

    No, that usually happens by about Beer 9.0.

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  25. Re:Beer is already free (as in speech) by Richard+W.M.+Jones · · Score: 2, Funny
    But I'm a descendent of Hildegard, and I demand royalties!

    Rich.

  26. It already is... by SeekerDarksteel · · Score: 1, Funny

    I propose the name "Open Sauce" for this beer.

    It already is...in Boston.

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  27. Bug report by Stormwatch · · Score: 2, Funny

    BEER 1.0
    If you run this app for too long, it causes system glitches (hangover) a while after quitting it.

    (ok, I know, that's not a bug, that's a feature. workaround: non-alcoholic hack)