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RFID Tags To Track Foreigners, Identify Dead

An anonymous reader writes "U.S. security officials say they will use RFID technology at border posts with Canada and Mexico to track foreigners driving in and out of the United States. A Department of Homeland Security spokesman said wireless chips for vehicles would become mandatory at designated border crossings in Canada and Mexico as of Aug. 4. At the same time, British officials are considering using RFID chips to identify the dead in the wake of a disaster." From the British article: "...following the bomb blasts on the London Underground, the process of identifying some bodies - particularly on the deep-lying Piccadilly Line - became very difficult, with some families upset by the amount of time it took to confirm a relative had died. VeriChip advocates argue it could help in these circumstances. "

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  1. They can pry my RFID tag... by Microsift · · Score: 2, Funny

    from my cold dead fingers!

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    1. Re:They can pry my RFID tag... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      They can pry my RFID tag ... from my cold dead fingers!

      The US Govt finds your terms acceptable.

  2. Re:Big brother is watching by ucahg · · Score: 2, Funny

    George Orwell called. He wants his ideas back. Oh wait, you mean this is real?

  3. My cat has one of these things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...But the government aren't too interested in my cat.

  4. Ho-hum by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lobbying congress for RFID initiatives :
    $200,000,000
    350 million RFID chips :
    3,500,000,000$
    Tracking the location of every single potential customer at any time you wish :
    priceless

    Some things just can't be bought. For everything else, there's dirty politics.

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  5. Dont worry.... by Kenja · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dont worry, the EMP blast will whipe out all RFID chips in the area when I off myself.

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  6. As Kent Brockman would say... by frankie · · Score: 4, Funny
    ... it's in Revelation, people!
    "Also it causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to be marked on the right hand or the forehead, so that no one can buy or sell unless he has the mark, that is, the name of the beast or the number of its name."
  7. Obligatory Python reference... by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead. [a man puts a body on the cart]
    Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one.
    The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.
    The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
    The Dead Collector: What?
    Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
    The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead. The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
    Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
    The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.
    The Dead Collector: He isn't.
    Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
    The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better.
    Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
    The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
    The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart.
    Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby.
    The Dead Collector: I can't take him.
    The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine.
    Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.
    The Dead Collector: I can't.
    Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
    The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
    Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round?
    The Dead Collector: Thursday.
    The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk.
    Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
    The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy.
    [the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club]
    Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much.
    The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
    Large Man with Dead Body: Right.

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  8. Re:Demolition Man by CableModemSniper · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is also the movie where you apparently wiped your ass with a trio of seashells.

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  9. Not over the top. by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 3, Funny
    You only have to worry if you come here to commit crimes or acts of terrorism. Why shouldn't we surgically implant RFID or use non-removable collars that contain RFID? That way any government official can tell when they are here illegally. We could also track their movements by installing a sensor network -- then when they say they are going to stay with someone, we can verify it is true. If they are arriving as a student, we can confirm they are at school.

    This is only done to protect us. It only hinders the bad people. The government is only here to protect us.

  10. Re:Just outlaw tourism by Bimo_Dude · · Score: 4, Funny
    Hmmm... This will indeed discourage tourism. However, it comes as no surprise, given that everytime Bush has given a speech or press conference, he's been saying things like, "we've got to get them tourist groups with ties to Al-Qaeda."

    :)

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  11. The other risk by Aexia · · Score: 3, Funny

    Suppose this tourist goes shopping at Wal-Mart and then gets blown up by a suicide bomber and the explosion causes a tragic mixup of RFID tags.

    Will the police inform Proctor & Gamble that a tube of Vanilla Mint Crest toothpaste(on sale for just $1.99!) was tragically killed in the exploision?

  12. Re:Just outlaw tourism by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

    I had a trip down there (I'm in Canada) planned for November but forget it.

    That just means that sooner or later we'll have to come up there and dart you to install your ear tag and tracking collar.

    KFG