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Running Windows With No Services

mattOzan writes "So how many of the almost 4 dozen default-enabled services does Windows XP really need in order to preserve basic functioning, like web surfing and running applications? Zero, as it turns out. Mark Russinovich at Sysinternals demonstrates that if certain steps are followed, Windows XP will still run with only two active processes: System and Csrss.exe. No Smss.exe, Winlogon.exe, Services.exe, Lsass.exe... And, contrary to the expectations of various lead engineers at Microsoft, even Internet Explorer will still work under such conditions."

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  1. No Services on Boot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    What are the real limitations of running like this? Some will become obvious during your exploration, but a major one is that you won't be able to logoff (or shutdown)
    Well Windows "shutsdown" on its own accord often enough, so that isn't a big problem (well it isn't a NEW problem), but it would be nice to be able to boot-up without these processes instead of having to kill them every time.
    1. Re:No Services on Boot? by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 2, Funny

      Who needs a 15 year old. I can bring you some of the professors I used to work for and they should do the job quite nicely.

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    2. Re:No Services on Boot? by penguinrenegade · · Score: 2, Funny

      Windows is perfectly stable, as long as you don't add any third party software to it, including anything that comes on the installation CDs.

      =)

    3. Re:No Services on Boot? by FictionPimp · · Score: 4, Funny
      su -
      password: XXXXXX
      # rm -rf /

      or

      su -
      password: XXXXXXX
      # rm /boot/kernel-2-6-12-gentoo-r6
      # shutdown -r now
      WTF, my software shouldn't screw my OS up!!!!
      Something is horribly wrong with my OS!
  2. And... by TrippTDF · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...I bet fewer services will mean less servicing, no?

    1. Re:And... by pilgrim23 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Would this not be a breech of my Service Agreement?

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  3. ...even Internet Explorer will still work... by RandoX · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmmm. Define "work"...

    1. Re:...even Internet Explorer will still work... by cached · · Score: 1, Funny

      I think a period was forgotten. It should be Internet Explorer will still. Work...

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    2. Re:...even Internet Explorer will still work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      mmm. Define "work"...

      Is that you Bill Clinton?

    3. Re:...even Internet Explorer will still work... by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 4, Funny
      Define "work"...

      An excruciating slog through random and painful events beyond my control.

      So, yes. I think 'work' applies to IE.

  4. Need ma music! by dxprog · · Score: 2, Funny

    I disabled Themes and Windows Audio and now my productivity is near zero. Who could work without visual styles and music?!

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  5. As long as... by xor.pt · · Score: 4, Funny

    As long as we can get BSODs, windows basic funtionality is assured.

  6. Let me get this straigt by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 4, Funny

    So wait a minute...

    Are they saying that, even without all that crap that normally get started...it still crashes?

    Or is that not what they mean when they say Windows works?

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    1. Re:Let me get this straigt by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 2, Funny
      Are they saying that, even without all that crap that normally get started...it still crashes?

      Of course. That's what the "System Idle Process" is for...

      ;-)

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  7. You can even close explorer.exe... by brxndxn · · Score: 5, Funny

    For running games, if you really care about it, you can CTRL ALT DEL and close explorer.exe. Then, run the game from the 'run' menu in Task Manager.

    You probby won't notice any speed difference.. But your penis will be larger.

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  8. MOD PARENT DOWN!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    UNTRUE! I just tried his suggestion and it didn't work AT ALL!

  9. Give me BSOD or give me ... by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 5, Funny

    As long as we can get BSODs, windows basic funtionality is assured.

    In Windows Vista it's a Transparent Ice Blue Screen Of Death, and it's tabbed.

    You're still hosed, but it looks nicer.

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  10. Shutdown is for wimps anyway! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Real men (like me, of course) just use sync from sysinternals and hit the power switch. Fastest Windows shutdown on the planet.

  11. less servicing? by infonography · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does that include oil changes?

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  12. This is great! by dynoman7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is great! Love the screenshots too, but WTF is that system idle process running at 99% !!!???!!! Jesus H that thing is a hog! Does anyone know how to kill it? I don't want to burn out my CPU...

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  13. Big deal by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 3, Funny
    My Mac OS X box runs without any Windows processes at all.

    Pfft.

  14. Well What? by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 2, Funny
    If you were to replace the word "windows" with "linux," the parent would be modded "flamebait" or "troll" as opposed to "funny." Assuming of course that the article was about linux.

    Yes, but while I use both Linux and Windows, and am quite happy with both, I've never had Linux shut down on me unexpectedly either. Maybe I'm doing something wrong?

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  15. Re:Lots of work by Glonoinha · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bah - if you don't mind downloading it, all software is free

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  16. Re:No Thanks by Swamii · · Score: 5, Funny

    You will get a system with no networking or GUI and all your drives will be read only and a single root prompt (provided you told it you wanted one).

    Sounds alot like Linux!

    [with all the cheap shots taken at Windows by /.ers, I just had to even things out a bit. If you mod me down, I will come to your house and take away your children -- errr --- Linux boxen]

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  17. Hmm, I recognise you by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're the guy who tried to kill the kernel idle daemon, because it was eating 90% of his
    CPU time.

    1. Re:Hmm, I recognise you by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 4, Funny

      no, that was dvorak.

  18. Even Better Solution by greenhybrid · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've actually discovered an even better solution, myself. With a little bit of toying around, I've effectively eliminated unexpected program crashes and virus attacks while still allowing all useful applications to run on my favorite operating system. See, I found this little button on my Dell case and pushed it. And then I took out my Powerbook.

  19. Re:Windows Uptime: 221 ?!! by scottv67 · · Score: 2, Funny

    because we don't allow IPX to cross the router...

    ...and communicate with the 21st century.

    ;^)

  20. Re:No Thanks by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 2, Funny
    Well, if they were smart, they would port MS Office to GNU/Linux.

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  21. Interesting but not news by KarmaBlackballed · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is not news. In the 15 years I've been running Windows all I've ever had was poor service if any at all.

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  22. Re:No Thanks by Oliver+Defacszio · · Score: 2, Funny
    Why would that be smart? Or, by "smart," do you mean "fans of wasting time and money for no good reason other to appease a hilariously small, cheap and malcontented demographic that has never, ever done anything but mindlessly bash Microsoft?"

    In THAT case, I'd totally agree, but I doubt you meant something so lucid.

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