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Stealing Data? A Sniffer Shows it's Easy

museumpeace writes "Though its not exactly a How-To of cracking into financial institutions, a few intriguing details are mentioned in a New York Times article "the Sniffer vs the Cybercrooks" (it's worth the cookie). From the article: ""Tell me the things you most want to keep secret," Mr. Seiden challenged a top executive at the bank a few years back.....A week later, Mr. Seiden again sat in this man's office in Manhattan, in possession of both supposedly guarded secrets....""

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  1. well by chrisxkelley · · Score: 5, Funny

    just takes ya back to the saying "the most secure server is one that's offline" :)

    1. Re:well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Essentially, you're claiming that the most secure server is the one linked from Slashdot?

    2. Re:well by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 2, Funny

      The most secure server is one that was raised in a supportive environment with lots of positive reinforcement. "You're a very good server! Everyone likes you, server!"

      Insecure servers are ones that felt unloved and neglected, and often engage in needy or self-destructive behaviors to compensate, leaving unnecessary services active and ports open to get the attention it never had as a child... (process)...

  2. The most secure server by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Funny
    "just takes ya back to the saying "the most secure server is one that's offline" :)"

    The most secure server is first locked, then secured with a Kryptonite lock. After this, some real Kryptonite is attached to it (remember, it is never secure as long as Superman can bust into it). After this, it is encased in carbonite with a scarecrow wearing a Jar Jar Binks mask. The entire assembly is left in Jabba's palace. Don't worry, no one's gonna even be thinking of approaching the thing to rescue Jar Jar.

    Just in case anyone does, we have an "I Love the Bee Gees" bumper sticker on the side. Also, we've moved it to a position standing right behind Jabba's toilet. I dare you to approach it.

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    1. Re:The most secure server by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 4, Funny
      first locked, then secured with a Kryptonite lock

      You mean the ones you can unlock with a Bic pen?

      we have an "I Love the Bee Gees" bumper sticker on the side.

      Thereby guaranteeing it will be blown up by an anti-disco activist---as in "If we don't blow up this server, the disco Taliban will have won."

      Clearly, the best way to protect the server is to put it in a large bucket, then to pour molten titanium into the bucket. Then encase it in carbonite.

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      This is not my sandwich.
  3. Re:Good thing...but far from perfect? by TRS80NT · · Score: 3, Funny

    Once when I set up a small office network I made each person's password the model number of their monitor, because I figured it would show up there on a post-it as soon as I left anyway. This way there was maybe a small element of hiding in plain sight.

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  4. copy of said patch by gr8fulnded · · Score: 3, Funny

    root@somebox# cat rename.patch

    #!/bin/sh
    # Idiots getting their panties in a bunch of a friggin' program name!

    # Fine, here:
    mv /usr/sbin/satan /usr/sbin/santa

    echo "Happy now?!"

  5. Re:Good thing...but far from perfect? by ford42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!