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Former Health Secretary Pushes for VeriChip Implants
An anonymous reader writes "Tommy Thompson, the former Bush Health Secretary after implanting a chip into himself, is going to submit a proposal within the next 50 days to promote it for everyone in the USA. VeriChip spokesperson John Procter said 'virtually everyone could benefit from having a chip inserted.' Enjoy your assimilation in the land of the free, citizen."
In other news, umbrella manufacturer thinks everyone could benefit from an umbrella.
Film at eleven.
There is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men. -- Boondock Saints
I want my freedom restricted.
I know where spokesperson John Procter can insert his chip!
One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
Will I be renewed?
Well, if it's easy to misuse the system to track people, at least you'll know where to find the people responsible. ;)
The only chip that goes inside my body is the potato kind...possibly the tortilla kind too.
"We've been working on this for years, it almost feels like an eternity," quipped thompson while lighting a cigar. "It took us 665 iterations before we feel like we got it right. Now we think everyone should have it. Now."
I don't make the rules. I just make fun of them.
I've been wearing my stylish tin-foil hat to keep the mind-control rays OUT. Fortunately, this flexible and fashionable garment also serves to keep RF identifiers IN.
And if they decide to plant the chip in a more sensitive place, my tin-foil cup has been protecting my precious bodily fluids for years.
(Yes, I know that RFIDs respond to outside RF, not generate it themselves. The gag is funnier my way. Relax.)
But does it run Linux? Could you imagine a Beowolf Cluster of Humans? Wow.
The English have been implanting chips in themselves for years and all it has done is made them fatter and depleted the oceans reserves of cod.
Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
What truth?
There is no dupe
Doesn't this remind you of.. Arnold... Mars... Had to pull the thing of out his nose... wtf was that movie...
You seem to be having TOTAL difficulty RECALLing the name of the movie.
...it'll be called "The Freedom Chip".
"Get off the cross - we need the wood" - Tori Amos
Now where have I heard that before?
"He also forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name. This calls for wisdom. If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is man's number. His number is 666" (Rev. 13:16-18).
"A stupid child is ruin to a father, and a wife's quarreling is a continual dripping of rain." (Hebrew, Proverbs 19:13)
Man the bible is like a history book but for the future. If god were like a guy living in like today he would be a novel writer person of future.
"When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her." (Deuteronomy 25:11-12)
"But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God." (I Corinthians 11:3)
"For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man." (I Corinthians 11:8-9)
Man this book is filled with a ton of morals and prophecies. Jesus you are the head of me, my bitch wife with one hand is but the servert of thee. Now taketh your implantith awaith from meith. I now understand why people base their knowledge on their bible, they never fuckin read the whole thing.
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> Of course, VeriChips are for medical use only.
That's funny.. so is my Cannabis.. =)
-Myke
myke@compassionatecoalition.org
http://www.compassionatecoalition.org
Besides, it is "Dr. Seuss" not "Dr. Zeus". One is the author of children's books the other I presume is the doctor of the gods...
B.
This is a sig. This is only a sig. Had this been an actual sig you would have been informed where to tune for more sigs.
"It's hard to believe that the preposition 'on' instead of 'of' would make that much difference."
If a man was "on" your wife (a lover/rapist/dead skydiver) you might be a bit more upset than if the man was "of" your wife (a son).
"Doctor, it's not the voices I hear in MY head, but the voices I hear in YOUR head that really frighten me."
Then why do you advocate silencing them?
Clue, meet LordKazan... wait.. come back!
The fact of the matter is, you have no rebuttal but to tell them to shut up, so in effect, you've lost.
Thank you... come again.
It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.