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Terrorists Move to Cyberspace
Dreamwalkerofyore writes "The Washington Post has an article on how Al Quaeda is now using the 'net for its new HQ. From the article: 'With laptops and DVDs, in secret hideouts and at neighborhood Internet cafes, young code-writing jihadists have sought to replicate the training, communication, planning and preaching facilities they lost in Afghanistan with countless new locations on the Internet.'"
Impi - GNAA PR Department, South Africa.
In a bold move to bridge cultural divides and to promote racial and sexual tolerance, GNAA president timecop, NAACP president Kweisi Mfumeq and the distributors and broadcasters of popular Naruto anime series embarked on an ambitious project to achieve these noble objectives.
The vehicle selected was the anime series Naruto. In collusion with the distributors on this series, it was agreed to not broadcast episode 146 for the week of August 1st to August 7th, 2005.
timecop proposed and executed the plan to provide an alternative viewing experience, which was aimed at reaching out to the targeted population, and bringing about the achievement of the goals of this project.
Spokesman for Nielsen Media Research Company, Armands Leimanis, estimated that 77439 people downloaded the torrent, which actually was the movie Gay Niggers from Outer Space masterfully disguised as Naruto 146. "Never in the history of mass media marketing has something been so successfully marketed on such a large scale in such a short period of time. timecop has succeeded in accomplishing what marketing gurus around the globe have been trying to do for decades. This is truly genius in motion."
timecop was unavailable for comment as he was on an expedition to photograph spiders.
Dattebayo, in a fit of rage at being excluded from this glorious endeavor, flipped out and made the channel #db on rizon.net +i (invite only) and +k (key). This led to the mass suicide of an estimated 16% of the Naruto viewing population. This is believed to be the single most damaging factor in limiting the distribution of GNFOS to the magical 100,000 leeches. NCAAP president Kweisi Mfumeq condemned Dattebayo's actions and compared them to the KKK and gay bashing organizations.
About Dattebayo and #db on Rizon:
#db is a neo-fascist translating group who foists its misguided translations of Naruto on the unsuspecting and nae fans of this anime series, in an attempt to promote their own nefarious agendas.
About Gayniggers from Outer Space:
Overview
Sponsored by Carlsberg Pilsner
Produced by GayJack Movies
Distributed by WorldWide GayMovies
Dino De Laurentus & Raymond Hansen Present
A Lindberg & Kristensen Production
"The Universe. Its mighty power. Its evolutionary force, not to be stopped by anyone. In its beauty, this, this is a happy place to stay, filled with harmony and cosmic joy. A free place, where men can express themselves, and be as when they were born. All of this is, because someone cares. Because someone looks after us. When we sleep, when we play. When we act natural. This is a movie about those who risk life, and partners, to guarantee living in a wonderful and free universe. This is a movie about the Gayniggers From Outer Space. The Gayniggers come from the planet Anus, in the 8th Sun System, far far away from here. They are much, much more intelligent than any other creature in the Universe. The most fascinating thing about them is that they, with the help of their super intelligence, and their highly developed telepathic system, Braintapping, will be able to create a world, a society, a perfect world to live in without the presence of women. A MALE ONLY WORLD."
Starring
Coco P. Dalbert as ArmInAss
Sammy Saloman as Capt. B. Dick
Gerald F. Hail as D. Ildo
Gbartokai Dakinah as Sgt. Shaved Balls
Konrad Fields as Mr. Schwul
Johnny Conny & Tony Thomas as The Gay Ambassador
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
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Look what those ejihad bastards did http://www.hatefucker.com/
by TheSpoom (715771) Uncaring Linux user here. I have nothing to add to this but please continue. *munches popcorn*
Before the US declares war on the Internet?
Think I'm kidding? I thought my dad was kidding when he said "Iraq is next" after we went into Pakistan.
Does this mean George Bush and the Republican Party learned how to turn on their PCs??
:)
Has someone turned off Net Nanny and let Dubyah online??
DAMMIT people?!
Not enough that the Republicans terrorize both the free and nonfree world, but now Dubyah's gonna terrorize his ISP too.
" What luck for rulers that men do not think" - Adolf Hitler
Ring around the collar is a problem.
Finding a really good dishwasher detergent is a problem.
Terrorism is not a problem. It's a tool that governments use to popularize their oppressive tactics. "We need these strict new laws to Fight Terrorism!"
Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
How many people died in car crashes?
How many people died from getting attacked by wild animals?
I say again: Terrorism is not a problem. And I've got the sack to put my name on my assertion.
It sure would be nice if we could end terrorism. (Oh, I'm sorry, I'm supposed to say "violent extremism" now...) I think it would be even nicer if we could make sure that our national pension plan wasn't going to end up in the shitter. I'd also like a reasonable stab at a good healthcare plan that doesn't ass-rape you when you are out of work for a couple months.
Terrorism is not a problem. It is a puppet show.
Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
More like "it's just like us humans to roll over to government power as inevitability". Has everybody in the world lost their testicals, can they not stand up to a handful of figureheaded high society types and their sycophant advisors? Nobody restricts me, and if they try they become an enemy to be fought by all sane means. Trust me, I've already had sweet revenge(non violent) against many "powerful" people, it's not hard if you have the brains and balls. Then again I am a direct descendent of a european king(and indirect of another!), so I could inherit certain non-comformity genes that those born of serfs have had eliminated by tyrannical leaders over the generations. It's what drives me to power actually, I have inborn not accepting rulers over me, so really I shouldn't complain, I should just utilize the obedience flaw in average humans like all other upper people... Why am I trying to enlighten others anyway, it's clearly a weakness to do so, stupid slashdot temptress of expression...
fuck you, fuck frontpagemag, and fuck ayn rand. you're a retard for taking that shit seriously. eat a dick.
See and this is just more propaganda so that Gw and his cronnies can shut down the net... What do they think we are stupid. Terrorist have been using technology since the beginning...whats the big hub bub? they are going to prob start trying to shut down email first then entire domains. They wanted to shutdown the gps system but I think that plan failed cuz we depend on it so much.. I think they should next start with individuals... Ok so I have an electronics degree and know chemistry. I oppose the war and object to this president who is a liar mass murderer and proffiteer. Uh Oh Im a possible terrorist! BOCK SKY IS FALLING
I only said Big Bro would disappear the website.
Please stop using "disappear" like that. "Disappear" should always appear after the subject it describes, never before it.
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