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Laser Cannons Coming to an F-16 Near You
dxprog writes "Reuters is reporting that the US Pentagon is designing a laser cannon that's small enough to fit onto a fighter jet yet powerful enough to knock out a missile. "The High Energy Laser Area Defense System (HELLADS), being designed by the Pentagon's central research and development agency, will weigh just 750 kg (1,650 lb) and measures the size of a large fridge." Now all we need to do is make fighter jets space worthy for that true Star Wars feel."
Will there be friggin sharks on them too?
Now they just need to be mounted on those damn sharks.
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Once we get them into space, will they make roaring, whooshing noises and manuever just like they did in atmosphere? 'Cause otherwise, forget about it.
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But will it cook a Jiffy Pop container 20' in diameter?
That's right, I read at +2 and post at +1. Not even I care what I have to say.
I can see the headline now: Air Force "reflects" on decision to purchase sexy new laser, after a test backfires when attempting to shoot down a mirrored missile...
& yes, defending against laser is that simple.
Pew pew or Brzzap?
From TFA: Great, does that mean it'll eventually get to the size of mini-bar fridge?
No, we're going to see lots of brighly colored targets for optically-guided cruise missiles.
I'm too close for lasers, switching to Scientology.
Hello Mr. Enemy Pilot, may I Audit you?
"It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
and measures the size of a large fridge. Cool! Lasers have been used for measurement before, but I bet this is the first time the military has been able to measure your fridge in your kitchen from 20,000 feet. The small hole in the kitchen ceiling is a small price to pay for this protection from oversize fridges.
> I'm too close for lasers, switching to Scientology.
> Hello Mr. Enemy Pilot, may I Audit you?
Maveric: You don't know the history of frickin' lasers on sharks' heads. I do!
Goose: We regret to inform you that your son is broke because he is stupid.
It's just a wild guess, but maybe you can have one if you also have security clearance, $47 million, and room for a refrigerator in your car.
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Yes one must be fucking living to be blind. Just like telling no tales, the dead don't see shit..
High Energy Laser Area Defense System
...or
I think Gasseous Optical Nuetral Area Defense System would have been a better name. What do you suppose would instill more fear in the enemy?
"Run for your life! The HELLADS are coming!"
"Run for your life! The GONADS are coming!"
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I love your writing style - it reminds me of a Star Wars into crawl.
Episode IV: A New Lack Of Hope
It is a period of civil war. Rebel guerrillas, striking from hidden bases, have won their first victory against the PENTAGON. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to America's ultimate weapon, the MISSILE FRIGATE, an armored aircraft with enough power to destroy an entire peaceful wedding party.
Pursued by the sinister agents of CONGRESS, Princess Raghad Hussein races home aboard her taxi, custodian to the stolen plans that can dominate her people and change type of tyrannical rule in force in the country.
Are there any deer in the theater tonight? Get 'em up against the wall.
"I believe in Intelligent Design. It was all done by Benevolent Space Aliens. How else can you explain Tom Cruise?"
You call that benevolent?
By the way, you write like a schizophrenic dope head. Nothing personal. I'm just glad you're in the NRA.
Dude, he's totally got xxx in front of his name and after. He's a total bad ass and you sir are out matched.
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