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Saturn Moon Continues to Delight and Baffle

vic_1066 writes to tell us that BBC News is reporting on the many interesting discoveries made by the Cassini probe. The Saturn moon, Enceladus, apparently continues to provide confusion and excitement for scientists the world over. The Cassini probe has been making waves ever since its arrival to the Saturn system.

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  1. What?!!? by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The Cassini probe has been making waves ever since it's arrival to the Saturn system."

    What, now there's water on Saturn, too!

    (I know, I know, it's not a rock like Mars is... gimme a little rope here for the joke, k?)

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  2. Couldn't help myself by uberjoe · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's no moon! It's a space station! And many Bothans died to bring us that information.

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  3. Mmmmm... Moon! by GreatRedShark · · Score: 5, Funny

    I knew I was delighted when I read the name of the moon... until I realized it's not "Enchiladas"... :(

  4. More (Better) Information... by jsight · · Score: 4, Informative

    As usual, get the information straight from NASA

    Press Release, Pictures

  5. Maybe they'll discover oil or uranium by xtal · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..then we can have a hope of a mission there. Without upsetting the monoliths!

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  6. For those who care about who... by rob_squared · · Score: 5, Interesting
    ...the moon is named after:

    "In Greek mythology Enceladus was a Titan who was defeated in battle and buried under Mount Etna by Athena."

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  7. Great things come in small packages by lightyear4 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    These are the things that make this universe so incredible! Nature may be governed by general laws, but she will never allow a dull moment

    For such a tiny moon (its only 500km across), this one packs plenty of surprises. This oddity has: a localized hotspot at its southern pole, a largely water vapor atmostphere with some interesting trace compounds, and most intriguingly, a spot on the very short list of places possibly harboring life.

    Absolutely intriguing - congrats to the Cassini team for their achievements.

  8. Oh, just great by nacturation · · Score: 5, Funny

    So at the equator it's several hundred degrees below zero -- cold enough to freeze your balls off in 2.3 seconds. At the south polar region, it's a bit less... cold enough to freeze your balls off in 2.15 seconds. When do we send the manned mission?

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    1. Re:Oh, just great by darklordyoda · · Score: 5, Funny

      Send female astronauts.

      Problem solved.

  9. It'd be interesting by krymsin01 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    if the source of the heat turned out to be a natural nuclear reactor, like Oklo. I doubt that's a possibility, since I would think it'd put off a lot more heat if it were.

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  10. hmm by i_should_be_working · · Score: 4, Funny

    Enceladus, apparently continues to provide confusion and excitement for scientists the world over.

    Why? Is Enceladus a naked girl?
    Har har har.

  11. In other news... by jeffehobbs · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..."Sailor Moon" continues to simply baffle.

    ~jeff

  12. What a coincidence! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    My moon also continues to Delight and Baffle!

    Wanna see?

  13. Re:Source of Enceladus' heat discoverd by Slashdot by techno-vampire · · Score: 4, Informative

    Enceladus was male, as you can tell by the name. A female would have been named "Encelada," making the mexican food joke even better.

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  14. Re:Cracks me up by mopomi · · Score: 4, Informative
    . . .We can't account for . . . volcanoes drifting around the surface of Io. . .


    1) The volcanoes at Io's surface have nothing to do with plasma physics or MHD.
    2) No volcanoes have "drifted around" the surface of Io.
    3) There have been migrations of Ionian eruption plumes (the gas/dust "geysers" above the surface).
    4) We can quite readily explain this with simple thermophysics. Plasma or MHD has nothing to do with it.
    5) Some people have claimed that MHD has influenced the shape of plumes, but we can't reconcile that with the observations of WHERE the fields interact with Io.
    6) Some have claimed that electric currents can cause the elevated temperatures of some of Io's volcanoes, but they haven't done the simple math to know that even at 100% efficiency, there simply isn't enough energy available, and AGAIN, the field lines don't intersect the high temperature volcanoes.

    Theory is fine, but if your pet theory can't handle the observations, go back to the theory--the observations are rarely "wrong".

    . . . gullies that cross over one another. . .

    Not sure what the hell this has to do with plasma physics or MHD. Electrical currrents don't do a damned thing to effect morphology. Same with craters. Same with IMPACTS into comets and subsequent ejection of materials.

    Are you really claiming that high energy particles accelerated by the nearly non-existant magnetic field of Mars is causing flat-bottomed craters?! Wow! They must be moving really fucking fast.

    Not sure what you mean that "these guys" never studied plasma fluid dynamics. If by, "these guys", you mean planetary scientists, cosmologists, or astronomers (all VERY broad fields), "they" invented or extended just about any new branch physics (I'm talking real science, with perdictions and ways to test the predictions) you care to talk about.

    Who the hell modded that post "insightful"?