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  1. Re:Paypal programmer can run NBC? on BSG Prequel Series Caprica Canceled · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Why does Slashdot link to this crap?

    Because you clicked on it.

  2. Re:So... on Armstrong, Cernan Testify Against Obama Space Plan · · Score: 1

    reports come back that the latest rover mission may be failing because it's stuck on a 3 inch rock and can't wiggle it's way off . . .

    I think I read somewhere that the rovers accomplished in six years what an actual human geologists (or areologist in this case) could do in an afternoon. Robots are great, but they are very slow.

  3. Re:So sad... too bad... on The End of the 3.5-inch Floppy Continues · · Score: 1

    This works for me. All you need is some zipties.

  4. Re:I smoke... on Young Men Who Smoke Have Lower IQs · · Score: 1

    Grab a cup of tea instead.

    I hear caffeine is addictive too.

  5. Does not matter on StarCraft II Closed Beta Begins · · Score: 2, Funny

    Spawn more overlords.

  6. So . . . on The End Of Gravity As a Fundamental Force · · Score: 1

    will things still fall when I drop them? Ok good.

  7. Re:125 MORE years until the US gets time... on 125 Years of Longitude 0 0' 00" At Greenwich · · Score: 1

    and if English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me.

  8. Re:I'm calling "Bull" on the whole thing... on Computer-Based System To Crack Down On Casino Card Counters · · Score: 1

    How could a computer identify a card counter inside 20 hands when a card counter hasn't even started using their count by then?

    Because its a quantum computer. Duh!

  9. Re:News for Nerds ? on AIDS Vaccine Is Partially Successful · · Score: 1

    *thumbs up* Zombie Issac Asimov likes this.

  10. Re:That Analogy Falls Apart on Sending Astronauts On a One-Way Trip To Mars · · Score: 1

    Wont they be frozen? It's pretty cold on Mars.

  11. Re:Bad timing on Comcast Seeking Control of Both Pipes and Content? · · Score: 1

    If you're counting on one man to save the world, you've been watching too much TV.

    I have been and it's Comcastic!

  12. Re:Deep in the bowels of Syfy . . . . on Team Aims To Create Pure Evil AI · · Score: 1

    You can get the siphilis in your bowels? I thought it was a genital thing.

  13. Re:The Incestuous Cesspool on Wikipedia Approaches Its Limits · · Score: 1

    I had a similar situation a few month ago. I read an article on wikipedia about a TV show. At the end of the article I added Hulu links to the series. They were removed the same day. No one explained to me why it is a bad idea to include links to the actual show in an article about that show.

  14. Oblib XKCD on Ten Things We Still Don't Understand About Humans · · Score: 1
  15. Re:Interesting, but... on Can We Build a Human Brain Into a Microchip? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Creating an actual human brain with all the support equipment necessary is pretty easy in the bedroom too.

  16. Re:Still no Adblock though on New Chrome Beta Adds Themes, Speed, & HTML 5 Video · · Score: 1

    Chrome does have an adblock like software. Adsweep

  17. Re:Great! on Ridley Scott Directing Alien Prequel · · Score: 1

    amen to that. 1979's 'alien' is good, but the 1986 'aliens' is what made my heart thump and want to be a space marine.

    and die horribly. fify

  18. little baby tears on Google Announces Chrome OS, For Release Mid-2010 · · Score: 1

    The web is not the OS. The web is...the web. I do NOT want everything to be a goddamn web app. Web apps work very well for certain applications, and Google has shown that they can push the limits with dynamic content, but that does not mean the web application is an appropriate model for every damned application.

    So stop whining, and don't use it.

  19. wow on Lucky Thirteen On the ISS · · Score: 1

    13 is just right for a really awesome zero g orgy.

  20. sniper on How Do IT Guys Get Respect and Not Become BOFHs? · · Score: 1
    You must have standards.

    1. Be polite.

    2. Be efficient.

    3. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

  21. Article doesn't say. . . on Fluorescent Monkeys Cast Light On Human Disease · · Score: 1

    How may asses does it have?

  22. Re:another angle on Space Station Crew Drinks Recycled Urine · · Score: 1

    especially with that airplane it it.

  23. Re:As long as on Is a $72.5m Opening Weekend Enough For Star Trek? · · Score: 1
    I think he is lying anyway. Slashdotter . . . with a Girlfriend, who is begging to watch Star Trek with him??!!?

    I call bullshit.

  24. Re:blah on Bethesda Announces New Fallout Game For 2010 · · Score: 1

    Frakking Toasters! They all deserve to die.

  25. Re:of course! on Slashdot Mentioned In Virginia Terrorism Report · · Score: 1

    Dont forget the Popular Peoples Front. Bunch of splitters!