How I Failed the Turing Test

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Posted by ryuzaki0 on Tuesday September 6, 2005 @01:26AM from the we-are-the-robots-doo-doo-doo-doo dept.

chrisjrn writes "I stubled across this article today, detailing a man's experiences of being added to AIM Screen Name lists - one full of "celebrities" and the other full of "Sex Bots" (he was, of course, neither of these). Raises a few questions as to how easy it is to get a hold of your screenname, and also of the effectiveness of the Turing Test for AI, in the online world. Or is it just that people aren't bothered trying to tell the humans apart anymore?" Also, it's funny. Don't try to read anything deep into it.

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It's not that he failed the Turing test... by It+doesn't+come+easy · 2005-09-06 01:27 · Score: 5, Funny

It's that the dialog of a typical IM user can't be distinguished from a brain-dead conversation bot...

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1. Re:It's not that he failed the Turing test... by domipheus · 2005-09-06 01:32 · Score: 5, Funny
  
  You're the dialog of a typical IM user can't be distinguished from a brain-dead conversation bot?
2. Re:It's not that he failed the Turing test... by Keith+Gabryelski · 2005-09-06 04:22 · Score: 5, Funny
  
  I live in Boston, MA but was in in Fort Lauderdale, FL a couple of months ago and thought it would be nice to see what Zagat's Guide had to say about the restaurants. I openned up the danger device and added "Zagat" and "Zagats" to my instant messenger buddy list, and immediately I saw "zagats" online. Very cool.
  
  The conversation went something like this:
  
  Keith M Gabryelski: fort lauderdale, fl
  
  [... moments pass ...]
  
  Zagats: ?
  Keith M Gabryelski: sushi
  Zagats: what do you want?
  Keith M Gabryelski: Well, missed opportunity me thinks. Have you never heard of Zagat's guide?
  
  At this point it is obvious to me my relationship with zagats will not be going much further. I receive no reply and set my sights on trying to navigate the zagat website from my danger device.
  
  A few days later, at lunch I notice "zagats" online again. I thought: hmmmm... let's play:
  
  Keith M Gabryelski: recommend thai boston, ma
  
  [... no response ...]
  
  About three minutes later:
  
  Ginaleena03: why are you im'ing my friend... shes not the zagats guidebook, shes a law student
  Keith M Gabryelski: Ok, then can u suggest a good thai place in boston?
  Keith M Gabryelski: Somewhere around the theatre district
  Keith M Gabryelski: That's ok if you have to think about... Get back to me later please
  
  [... time passes ...]
  
  Ginaleena03: no ... god! ... go on citysearch or something; we dont care where you dine
  Ginaleena03: we're not earning commissions over here
  Keith M Gabryelski: Ok. Well... I have a review for the zagat guide. Can I forward it to you and can you get it to them?
  
  [... at this point ginaleena03 and zagats both log off; I suspect I have been blocked ...]
  
  If anyone knows of a restaurant guide on AIM could you please forward the screenname? I suspect both of these are real people.
  
  Pax, Keith
  
  Ps, Yes... this actually happened
  
  PPs, Yes... I am an as*hole
Bots have interesting qualities by DJ+Marvin · 2005-09-06 01:35 · Score: 5, Funny

Well, this article shows that at last we came to the point where a bot is comparable to a human being at a chat room. In fact, we didn't get to this point with better AI, but with worse RI (real intelligence, if the term applies to this case).

Ladies and Gentleman: a completely insensitive and unintelligen bot can be more interesting to chat with than a human! Well, at least they write correctly (N07 L@M3 @SS).
GATTACA by Transdimentia · 2005-09-06 01:38 · Score: 5, Funny

Forget genetic discrimination in the future, I can't even farking sign up for slashdot anymore. Soon I won't be able to get my welfare check because of these stupid turing tests!
Favourite bit by SimilarityEngine · 2005-09-06 01:40 · Score: 5, Funny

My favourite snippet has to be:
jmstriegel: no, really. I'm quite human.
jmstriegel: test me if you want
shymuffin32: ok
shymuffin32: why do you like music?
jmstriegel: hmm. i've never really considered that.
jmstriegel: hell, i'm not going to be able to contrive a good answer for that one. ask me something else.
shymuffin32: jeesus, you're worse than eliza

It's not him that's stupid (as claimed elsewhere), it's these shymuffin32 morons.

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Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire
1. Re:Favourite bit by schon · 2005-09-06 02:20 · Score: 5, Funny
  
  No, I'd believe they're a politician.
  
  Either way, there'd be no real intelligence. :o)
really, it can't be that hard by theheff · 2005-09-06 01:43 · Score: 5, Funny

I mean, have you seen the typical chat room conversation?

user1: ~~OMG~~
bot1: Want to see my sexy pics?
bot2: Want to see my sexy pics?
bot3: Want to see my sexy pics?
user2: WUT!?
bot1: Want to see my sexy pics?
bot2: Want to see my sexy pics?
user3: LoL
bot1: Want to see my sexy pics?
bot2: Want to see my sexy pics?
bot3: Want to see my sexy pics?
user1: You LOL
bot1: Want to see my sexy pics?
bot2: Want to see my sexy pics?
bot3: Want to see my sexy pics?
user3: STFU LOL!
user2: OMG hAhA!
bot1: Want to see my sexy pics?
bot2: Want to see my sexy pics?
bot3: Want to see my sexy pics?
user1: JK :) !
bot1: Want to see my sexy pics?
Re:Another AI test by ozmanjusri · 2005-09-06 01:51 · Score: 5, Funny

I'll believe in AI when a robot can tie shoelaces.

The most convincing AIs I've seen are the bots in FPS games. And they're already programmed to hunt down and kill humans...

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Re:Skype Prank by Anonymous Coward · 2005-09-06 02:41 · Score: 5, Funny

There is a famous real world one that you can play. If you introduce two people to each other, tell each one that the other is mostly deaf, and that they have to SPEAK LOUDLY.

At the end, they'll shout at each other. At this point you can leave. Very funny.
Re:humor by pyrote · 2005-09-06 05:47 · Score: 5, Funny

Quite possibly, I had never heard of Eliza until I read TFA.

And how does that make you feel?

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