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6.8GHz 1TB RAM and 2TB HDD Laptop?

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the get-me-on-the-review-list-for-those dept.

Stuk writes "Research & development company AtomChip have announced a new 6.8GHz 1TB RAM and 2TB HDD laptop, which is "coming soon". Apparently it does not use a hard disc, instead it is based on "solid state AtomChip® optoelectronics". A new "non-volatile Quantum-Optical" type of RAM is used. Other features include voice commands, "Num Lock mode, Caps Lock mode, Scroll Lock mode". They're spoiling us." If Nintendogs has taught me anything, it's that voice recognition is awesome and should be used for everything. *cough*. And also to be skeptical of this many buzzwords.

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  1. Does time travel as well by ContemporaryInsanity · · Score: 5, Funny

    April is not for ages yet.

    1. Re:Does time travel as well by golfhakker · · Score: 3, Funny

      An optional flux capacitor is available for the swap drive.

    2. Re:Does time travel as well by RevAaron · · Score: 4, Funny

      I hope we have something more than 6.8 GHz by 2021.

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  2. Vaporware? by Nintendork · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe Duke Nukem Forever will run on it.

  3. OBVIOUSLY LEGIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you're not convinced, just check out the video http://www.compu-technics.com/images/solar memory.WMV.

    Only an idiot would think that was fake. ARE YOU AN IDIOT??!?

  4. Power by Hansele · · Score: 5, Funny

    And it only requires 1.2 Jiggawatts of electricity for the flux capacitor!

  5. Multi-tasking on Windows XP by ironwill96 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Will this finally allow me to run multiple programs on Windows XP? With that much ram it should be able to handle the ram-hungry Windows XP.

    Of course, maybe by "TB" they don't mean tera-byte, but instead 'tiny-byte', a brand new term meaning really, really freaking small.

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  6. W00t by minginqunt · · Score: 3, Funny

    I® for® one® welcome® our® new®...

    I can't be bothered with this.

    [Something about a beowulf cluster of these goes here]

    Martin

  7. Right. by brucmack · · Score: 4, Funny

    6.8 GHz, 1 TB RAM, 2TBHDD? Right. And Slashdot's only going to post this article once.

  8. Reminds me of a bong... by itistoday · · Score: 4, Funny

    Their "dylithium crystal" based transceiver, at least the one on the left, looks really familiar...

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  9. Fake, obviously by brokenarmsgordon · · Score: 5, Funny
    Obviously fake, but as anyone looked at the rest of the website? It's hilarious!

    This image alone... http://atomchip.com/db4/00366/atomchip.com/_uimage s/256Mx6M.jpg (from http://atomchip.com/_wsn/page3.html )

    It's the "NvIOpRAM 24GB [3-pin]", also known as the 1/4" to 1/8" gold-plated headphone adapter available at RadioShacks everywhere.

  10. Phantom? by msobkow · · Score: 4, Funny

    DNF is finished, but it's been rebundled as an exclusive release for Infineon's Phantom game console. They're waiting for the hardware to ship to customers... ;)

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  11. You forgot to add... by Overzeetop · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...that with every order will come with two strippers to entertain you while you set the machine up. I mean, c'mon, Taco, if you're gonna give us a nerd hard-on, at least include something naughty, too.

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  12. It actually does! (and they have the pictures!) by SkjeggApe · · Score: 5, Funny
    Just look at this picture from CES-2006 !

    http://atomchip.com/_wsn/page5.html

  13. Re:Time and again... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    unless he plans on retiring he would not make that bold of claims.

    They certainly are bold claims. In fact, almost the whole damn site is in bold type!

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  14. They forgot the most important feature of all by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 4, Funny

    And it runs Longhorn!

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    1. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all by wed128 · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...at minimum spec!

    2. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all by sammy+baby · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, but it'll be dog slow. Longhorn should have 2 TB of ram, at the least.

    3. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all by Golias · · Score: 3, Funny

      And it runs Longhorn!

      And gets outstanding frame rates on Duke Nukem Forever.

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  15. Re:A fraud, according to the OSNews community. by mrchaotica · · Score: 4, Funny
    trolling news media morons and slashdot editors
    Gee, and I always thought Slashdot editors were trolling news media morons!
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