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6.8GHz 1TB RAM and 2TB HDD Laptop?

Stuk writes "Research & development company AtomChip have announced a new 6.8GHz 1TB RAM and 2TB HDD laptop, which is "coming soon". Apparently it does not use a hard disc, instead it is based on "solid state AtomChip® optoelectronics". A new "non-volatile Quantum-Optical" type of RAM is used. Other features include voice commands, "Num Lock mode, Caps Lock mode, Scroll Lock mode". They're spoiling us." If Nintendogs has taught me anything, it's that voice recognition is awesome and should be used for everything. *cough*. And also to be skeptical of this many buzzwords.

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  1. Does time travel as well by ContemporaryInsanity · · Score: 5, Funny

    April is not for ages yet.

    1. Re:Does time travel as well by m4dm4n · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ahh but in the timewarp that spawned this article, its already April... 2021

    2. Re:Does time travel as well by RevAaron · · Score: 4, Funny

      I hope we have something more than 6.8 GHz by 2021.

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  2. Vaporware? by Nintendork · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe Duke Nukem Forever will run on it.

    1. Re:Vaporware? by suso · · Score: 4, Informative
  3. Time and again... by devaldez · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The first time I heard about holographic memory replacing conventional methods (RAM/ROM/HDD), I was a kid just beginning work at NCR...let's see what the way-back machine says: 1991.

    I've been waiting for 14 years for the technology to become real, and like nuclear fusion, I suspect I'll be waiting forever...

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    1. Re:Time and again... by markbark · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Quoth the poster:
      they claim the price will be $4.50 per GB of ram

      So... the box as specced will cost nine grand just for the memory?
      This must be the system Thomas Watson was speasking of when he was quoted as "seeing a worldwide market for about five" of them (I'm paraphrasing, of course)

    2. Re:Time and again... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      unless he plans on retiring he would not make that bold of claims.

      They certainly are bold claims. In fact, almost the whole damn site is in bold type!

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  4. OBVIOUSLY LEGIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you're not convinced, just check out the video http://www.compu-technics.com/images/solar memory.WMV.

    Only an idiot would think that was fake. ARE YOU AN IDIOT??!?

    1. Re:OBVIOUSLY LEGIT by TobiasSodergren · · Score: 4, Informative
      Here's what they will display at 2006 International CES: exhibitor details.


      The link also contains some contact info.

  5. Power by Hansele · · Score: 5, Funny

    And it only requires 1.2 Jiggawatts of electricity for the flux capacitor!

    1. Re:Power by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, power usage for this laptop, according to spec, is very low.

      "Battery Life: Approximately 8 hours for AtomChip® Quantum® II processor" ... and the battery back is a 6-cell Li unit.

      OTOH, I suspect that the true power usage for this laptop will be zero.

      Seeing as vaporware doesn't actually draw any current.

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  6. The sound you just heard... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...was everyone's bullshit detectors exploding in glorious unison. The earlier thread on OSNews has thoroughly debunked this device as a hoax. All you need to know is that 32-bit Windows XP only supports 16 gigs of RAM and this claims to have 1 terabyte of RAM.

    And this, gentlemen, is why I don't pay for a subscription to Slashdot.

    1. Re:The sound you just heard... by mpsmps · · Score: 5, Informative

      While certainly a hoax, it's an unusually thorough one. Check out their appearance as a CES Innovations 2005 Awards Honoree.

    2. Re:The sound you just heard... by ptlis · · Score: 4, Informative
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  7. Multi-tasking on Windows XP by ironwill96 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Will this finally allow me to run multiple programs on Windows XP? With that much ram it should be able to handle the ram-hungry Windows XP.

    Of course, maybe by "TB" they don't mean tera-byte, but instead 'tiny-byte', a brand new term meaning really, really freaking small.

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  8. Is it April First already? by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 4, Informative
    How the hell did this get posted?

    When I read the summary, I looked for the 'It's funny. Laugh' foot icon to the right, but my search was in vain...apparently, we're supposed to take this seriously.

    In the article, there is a screenshot of a supposed 'System Properties' dialog box showing the following:
    AtomChip(R) Quantum(R)
    processor 6,80 Ghz, 1.00 TB of RAM

    Never mind the indecision between using commas (6,80 Ghz) and decimal points (1.00 TB), but according to Microsoft, the most physical memory a Windows XP Professional system can support is 4 GB (or 128 GB for 64-bit edition).

    In short, I call shennigans.
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  9. A fraud, according to the OSNews community. by CyricZ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The general consensus at OSNews is that this is a fraud and a complete lie.

    http://osnews.com/comment.php?news_id=11784

    Some people have pointed out some interesting discrepancies in the images and so forth.

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    1. Re:A fraud, according to the OSNews community. by mrchaotica · · Score: 4, Funny
      trolling news media morons and slashdot editors
      Gee, and I always thought Slashdot editors were trolling news media morons!
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  10. Right. by brucmack · · Score: 4, Funny

    6.8 GHz, 1 TB RAM, 2TBHDD? Right. And Slashdot's only going to post this article once.

  11. Reminds me of a bong... by itistoday · · Score: 4, Funny

    Their "dylithium crystal" based transceiver, at least the one on the left, looks really familiar...

  12. Fake, obviously by brokenarmsgordon · · Score: 5, Funny
    Obviously fake, but as anyone looked at the rest of the website? It's hilarious!

    This image alone... http://atomchip.com/db4/00366/atomchip.com/_uimage s/256Mx6M.jpg (from http://atomchip.com/_wsn/page3.html )

    It's the "NvIOpRAM 24GB [3-pin]", also known as the 1/4" to 1/8" gold-plated headphone adapter available at RadioShacks everywhere.

  13. Phantom? by msobkow · · Score: 4, Funny

    DNF is finished, but it's been rebundled as an exclusive release for Infineon's Phantom game console. They're waiting for the hardware to ship to customers... ;)

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  14. Very misleading... by lar3ry · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I find it very misleading to state that the speed of a quad system (4 1.7 Ghz processors) is the speed of each processor multiplied by the number (4 * 1.7 = 6.8).

    After reading that portion of the specification, I find it difficult to read the rest of it without laughing openly.

    Nice try.

    Let me play: I have a 1.4 Ghz Thinkpad, a 2.8 Ghz HP Presario laptop, and a 500 Mhz iBook. Using the logic from the specifications at that site, those three laptops mean that I have a single 4.7 Ghz laptop? If so, please tell me how I can get Tiger to run at that speed on that 500 Mhz iBook!

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  15. You forgot to add... by Overzeetop · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...that with every order will come with two strippers to entertain you while you set the machine up. I mean, c'mon, Taco, if you're gonna give us a nerd hard-on, at least include something naughty, too.

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  16. OSNews discussion link. by CyricZ · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here's a link to the OSNews discussion itself:

    http://osnews.com/comment.php?news_id=11784

    Read the debunking for yourself.

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  17. It actually does! (and they have the pictures!) by SkjeggApe · · Score: 5, Funny
    Just look at this picture from CES-2006 !

    http://atomchip.com/_wsn/page5.html

  18. Domain Registration by SirCyn · · Score: 4, Informative

    Yeah, this looks like a corporate website. The admin contact is an @MSN.com address?! Check out the WHOIS info:

          Registrant:
                Shimon Gendlin
                Shimon Gendlin
                21 Reed Lane
                Westbury, NY 11590
                US
                Email: atomchip@optonline.net

          Registrar Name....: REGISTER.COM, INC.
          Registrar Whois...: whois.register.com
          Registrar Homepage: www.register.com

          Domain Name: atomchip.com

                Created on..............: Sun, Aug 25, 2002
                Expires on..............: Fri, Aug 25, 2006
                Record last updated on..: Fri, Jul 29, 2005

          Administrative Contact:
                WIPOI
                Shimon Gendlin
                21 Reed Lane
                Westbury, NY 11590
                US
                Phone: 516-368-4800
                Email: shimon_gendlin@msn.com

          Technical Contact:
                Register.Com
                Domain Registrar
                575 8th Avenue 11th Floor
                New York, NY 10018
                US
                Phone: 1-902-7492701
                Email: domain-registrar@register.com

          DNS Servers:

          dns1.register.com
          dns2.register.com

  19. Re:Yeah right by WillerZ · · Score: 4, Informative

    It can - I have a number of 32-bit Windows machines with 8Gb RAM.

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  20. Re:Yeah right by arkanes · · Score: 4, Informative

    Some versions of 32 bit Windows support PAE, which is an Intel extension for addressing more 4GB of RAM. You're still restricted to 4GB of virtual memory per process, though.

  21. They forgot the most important feature of all by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 4, Funny

    And it runs Longhorn!

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    1. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all by wed128 · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...at minimum spec!

    2. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all by sammy+baby · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, but it'll be dog slow. Longhorn should have 2 TB of ram, at the least.

  22. Re:Very Funny by bhtooefr · · Score: 4, Informative

    First... XP64 can only address 128GB RAM, because it's not using 64-bit addressing. It's using 36-bit, which is what the EM64T chips use.

    Now, the AMD64 chips can *AT MINIMUM* address 1TB, b/c they use 40 and 48-bit addressing.

  23. Re:Yeah right by saider · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is just a guess, but they probably just ressurected the segment:offset method. This is what allowed the 8086 to access more than 64k of memory.

    Some current DRAM controllers have a 40-bit address, so Windows could do the shift and add ((segment << 8) + offset) of two 32-bit registers to get the 40-bit address.

    Again, just a guess, but this has been done before.

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