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6.8GHz 1TB RAM and 2TB HDD Laptop?

Stuk writes "Research & development company AtomChip have announced a new 6.8GHz 1TB RAM and 2TB HDD laptop, which is "coming soon". Apparently it does not use a hard disc, instead it is based on "solid state AtomChip® optoelectronics". A new "non-volatile Quantum-Optical" type of RAM is used. Other features include voice commands, "Num Lock mode, Caps Lock mode, Scroll Lock mode". They're spoiling us." If Nintendogs has taught me anything, it's that voice recognition is awesome and should be used for everything. *cough*. And also to be skeptical of this many buzzwords.

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  1. Does time travel as well by ContemporaryInsanity · · Score: 5, Funny

    April is not for ages yet.

    1. Re:Does time travel as well by m4dm4n · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ahh but in the timewarp that spawned this article, its already April... 2021

    2. Re:Does time travel as well by golfhakker · · Score: 3, Funny

      An optional flux capacitor is available for the swap drive.

    3. Re:Does time travel as well by RevAaron · · Score: 4, Funny

      I hope we have something more than 6.8 GHz by 2021.

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    4. Re:Does time travel as well by tod_miller · · Score: 2, Informative

      Shit, I had better wake up all my customers...

      We run Java on desktop apps for banks and retail outlets on close to 100,000 desktops.

      Anything from signature retrieval, and complex comfortable drag and drop, fluid document management suites in Java, to advanced sales systems.

      The only real issue with Java on desktop was installation, and webstart kinda kicked that one in the nut.

      If you webstart something, it is so nice to install it.

      google square heads demo, click web start, then some back and apologise.

      yip.

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  2. Vaporware? by Nintendork · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe Duke Nukem Forever will run on it.

    1. Re:Vaporware? by suso · · Score: 4, Informative
  3. Time and again... by devaldez · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The first time I heard about holographic memory replacing conventional methods (RAM/ROM/HDD), I was a kid just beginning work at NCR...let's see what the way-back machine says: 1991.

    I've been waiting for 14 years for the technology to become real, and like nuclear fusion, I suspect I'll be waiting forever...

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    1. Re:Time and again... by jimbolauski · · Score: 2, Funny

      The only reason I give this any credit is because the creator Shimon Gendlin has won multiple awards and unless he plans on retiring he would not make that bold of claims. On the other hand they claim the price will be $4.50 per GB of ram which is about the price of a pen with a light on it.

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    2. Re:Time and again... by markbark · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Quoth the poster:
      they claim the price will be $4.50 per GB of ram

      So... the box as specced will cost nine grand just for the memory?
      This must be the system Thomas Watson was speasking of when he was quoted as "seeing a worldwide market for about five" of them (I'm paraphrasing, of course)

    3. Re:Time and again... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      unless he plans on retiring he would not make that bold of claims.

      They certainly are bold claims. In fact, almost the whole damn site is in bold type!

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    4. Re:Time and again... by PingPongBoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      the box as specced will cost nine grand just for the memory?

      Ah, but you may still be in the market when I point out this word: lease.

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  4. OBVIOUSLY LEGIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you're not convinced, just check out the video http://www.compu-technics.com/images/solar memory.WMV.

    Only an idiot would think that was fake. ARE YOU AN IDIOT??!?

    1. Re:OBVIOUSLY LEGIT by TobiasSodergren · · Score: 4, Informative
      Here's what they will display at 2006 International CES: exhibitor details.


      The link also contains some contact info.

    2. Re:OBVIOUSLY LEGIT by xtracto · · Score: 2, Informative

      Darn... somehow slashdot managed to cut my comment..
      Yeah, interesting link.. note that ONLY the 1TB memory chip has a cost of USD $6000. From the product specification:

      <i>
              Specifications [200-pin SODIMM]: 1) DC Input Voltage : 1.4V &#177;5% ; 2) Standby : <0.25&#181;A; 3) Read : 1.0 &#181;A ; 4) Write: 1.5 &#181;A ; 5) Reading time : 0.3 ns ; 6) Update time : 0.5 ns ; 7) Temperature Operating : -50+125 C ; 8) Humidity Operating : 5 - 95% ; 9) Shack Operating [max] : 2,000G . The expected seling price.is $6000 .
      </i>

      The 2 TB disk will cost $5000

      <i>
      Specifications [2 x 1TB (ATA IDE)] : 1) DC Input Voltage: 5.0V &#177;10% ; 2) Standby : <0.5&#181;A ; 3) Read : 1.5 &#181;A ; 4) Write: 2.5 &#181;A ; 5) Reading time : 60 ns ; 6) Update time : 120 ns ; 7) Temperature Operating : -50+125 C ; 8) Humidity Operating : 5 - 95% ; 9) Shock Operating [max] : 2,000G . The expected seling price.is $5000 .</i>

      Unfortunately the notebook specification does not contain the price.. which I think would end being something like USD $15000
          haha

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  5. Power by Hansele · · Score: 5, Funny

    And it only requires 1.2 Jiggawatts of electricity for the flux capacitor!

    1. Re:Power by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, power usage for this laptop, according to spec, is very low.

      "Battery Life: Approximately 8 hours for AtomChip® Quantum® II processor" ... and the battery back is a 6-cell Li unit.

      OTOH, I suspect that the true power usage for this laptop will be zero.

      Seeing as vaporware doesn't actually draw any current.

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    2. Re:Power by davandhol · · Score: 2, Informative

      1.21 gigawatts. Try again.

    3. Re:Power by dusik · · Score: 2, Funny

      Jigga what??? Jigga WHO???

  6. Still not enough! by robyannetta · · Score: 2, Funny
    According to the specs, for all this you get an Intel®855GME video chipset.

    With all those powerhouse specs and without decent video, how am I supposed to play WoW on that?

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  7. The sound you just heard... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...was everyone's bullshit detectors exploding in glorious unison. The earlier thread on OSNews has thoroughly debunked this device as a hoax. All you need to know is that 32-bit Windows XP only supports 16 gigs of RAM and this claims to have 1 terabyte of RAM.

    And this, gentlemen, is why I don't pay for a subscription to Slashdot.

    1. Re:The sound you just heard... by Gondola · · Score: 2, Insightful

      *Is* there another decent site like Slashdot used to be?

      Frequent articles, interesting stuff?

      Inquiring minds want to know...

    2. Re:The sound you just heard... by mpsmps · · Score: 5, Informative

      While certainly a hoax, it's an unusually thorough one. Check out their appearance as a CES Innovations 2005 Awards Honoree.

    3. Re:The sound you just heard... by ptlis · · Score: 4, Informative
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    4. Re:The sound you just heard... by gliph · · Score: 2, Informative
      http://www.digg.com/

      I've been surfing over that way quite a bit lately, most /. stuff ends up over there or starts there.. there are usually a lot more articles, although some of it isn't very interesting... its a nice place to find some of the less mainstream stuff that won't make it on /. these days....

  8. Is it April already? by Soong · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Cuz, it looks like people are getting fooled.

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  9. Multi-tasking on Windows XP by ironwill96 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Will this finally allow me to run multiple programs on Windows XP? With that much ram it should be able to handle the ram-hungry Windows XP.

    Of course, maybe by "TB" they don't mean tera-byte, but instead 'tiny-byte', a brand new term meaning really, really freaking small.

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  10. Infineon Console..? by GaryPatterson · · Score: 2, Funny

    The first time I read the specs here, I thought "Wow - Infineon are finally getting their new console specced up."

    Then I realised it had nothing to do with them.

    Strange how I confused a vapourware console with this.

  11. Is it April First already? by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 4, Informative
    How the hell did this get posted?

    When I read the summary, I looked for the 'It's funny. Laugh' foot icon to the right, but my search was in vain...apparently, we're supposed to take this seriously.

    In the article, there is a screenshot of a supposed 'System Properties' dialog box showing the following:
    AtomChip(R) Quantum(R)
    processor 6,80 Ghz, 1.00 TB of RAM

    Never mind the indecision between using commas (6,80 Ghz) and decimal points (1.00 TB), but according to Microsoft, the most physical memory a Windows XP Professional system can support is 4 GB (or 128 GB for 64-bit edition).

    In short, I call shennigans.
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    1. Re:Is it April First already? by LocalH · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Another proof - look at this image. See where it says "1,99 TB"? Look carefully at the position of those 9's as compared to the 1.

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    2. Re:Is it April First already? by RobbieGee · · Score: 3, Informative

      Hm, I checked my system properties and what's listed is:

      AMD Athlon(tm) 64 Processor
      2800+
      1.81 Ghz, 1,00 GB RAM

      Same indecision, albeit at opposite sides. I'd let this single one slide because of this, although I don't believe the story as a whole.

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    3. Re:Is it April First already? by sconeu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even better, look at the *SHAPE* of the 9's in 1,99 versus the 9 in the disk capacity.

      Definite Photoshop.

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  12. A fraud, according to the OSNews community. by CyricZ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The general consensus at OSNews is that this is a fraud and a complete lie.

    http://osnews.com/comment.php?news_id=11784

    Some people have pointed out some interesting discrepancies in the images and so forth.

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    1. Re:A fraud, according to the OSNews community. by Surt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, if nothing else gives it away, how about the image of the stereo connector with a bunch of labels on it describing the optical components and the massive memory it contains:

      http://atomchip.com/_wsn/page3.html
      particularly:
      http://atomchip.com/db4/00366/atomchip.com/_uimage s/256Mx6M.jpg

      Now, supposing you're a super genius engineer, who has come up with all this clever technology advancement which no one else has been able to think of. Do you:
      a) design a nice new physical interface for it?
      b) make it 100% physically compatible with devices it is not meant to be plugged into so that it can be easily accidentally damaged?

      This site is a pretty thoroughly obvious fake. In fact, you pretty much have to assume that the fakers are intentionally leaving it sufficiently fake to avoid tricking anyone even slightly technologically inclined, and that it is in fact only targetted at trolling news media morons and slashdot editors.

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    2. Re:A fraud, according to the OSNews community. by mrchaotica · · Score: 4, Funny
      trolling news media morons and slashdot editors
      Gee, and I always thought Slashdot editors were trolling news media morons!
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  13. W00t by minginqunt · · Score: 3, Funny

    I® for® one® welcome® our® new®...

    I can't be bothered with this.

    [Something about a beowulf cluster of these goes here]

    Martin

  14. Nanomicrons...? by sarlos · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Tagline from the website... "Welcome to the world of nanomicrons and beyond!" All credibility went out the window right there. Seriously, how much pot do you have to smoke to come up with stuff like this. My grandma can photoshop better than the morons at "Atom Chip Corporation." If anyone gives these people money, they deserve what they're getting - absolutely nothing.

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  15. Right. by brucmack · · Score: 4, Funny

    6.8 GHz, 1 TB RAM, 2TBHDD? Right. And Slashdot's only going to post this article once.

  16. Reminds me of a bong... by itistoday · · Score: 4, Funny

    Their "dylithium crystal" based transceiver, at least the one on the left, looks really familiar...

  17. Re:Funny by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 2, Informative


    Can windows xp even recognize 1TB ram?

    Hell no, it can't. The limit for 32-bit is 4 GB, and the limit for 64-bit is 128 GB.

    In short, it can't even come close to recognizing that amount of physical memory. The article is complete and utter bullshit. Slashdot is dumber for having posted it as 'news', and we are all dumber for having read it.

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  18. Fake, obviously by brokenarmsgordon · · Score: 5, Funny
    Obviously fake, but as anyone looked at the rest of the website? It's hilarious!

    This image alone... http://atomchip.com/db4/00366/atomchip.com/_uimage s/256Mx6M.jpg (from http://atomchip.com/_wsn/page3.html )

    It's the "NvIOpRAM 24GB [3-pin]", also known as the 1/4" to 1/8" gold-plated headphone adapter available at RadioShacks everywhere.

    1. Re:Fake, obviously by quakeroatz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey then apparently my headphones have 24GB of memory in the connector! Who needs the Mp3 player?

    2. Re:Fake, obviously by tantrum · · Score: 2, Informative

      another nice image is this:
      http://atomchip.com/db4/00366/atomchip.com/_uimage s/RAMComp2.jpg

      Looks like they're using a memory controller from 1999 to control 1 tb of ram.. wonder how the access time will be.

  19. Highly dubious by red_dragon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Register has a link to the company's press release with a few pictures. The so-called "Quantum II" processor shown in the "processor compartment" bears a striking resemblance to a mobile Pentium III chip with a heat pipe and fan assembly arranged almost identically to those in Dell laptops. The various

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  20. Phantom? by msobkow · · Score: 4, Funny

    DNF is finished, but it's been rebundled as an exclusive release for Infineon's Phantom game console. They're waiting for the hardware to ship to customers... ;)

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  21. Very misleading... by lar3ry · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I find it very misleading to state that the speed of a quad system (4 1.7 Ghz processors) is the speed of each processor multiplied by the number (4 * 1.7 = 6.8).

    After reading that portion of the specification, I find it difficult to read the rest of it without laughing openly.

    Nice try.

    Let me play: I have a 1.4 Ghz Thinkpad, a 2.8 Ghz HP Presario laptop, and a 500 Mhz iBook. Using the logic from the specifications at that site, those three laptops mean that I have a single 4.7 Ghz laptop? If so, please tell me how I can get Tiger to run at that speed on that 500 Mhz iBook!

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    1. Re:Very misleading... by lunaman · · Score: 2, Funny
      Using the logic from the specifications at that site, those three laptops mean that I have a single 4.7 Ghz laptop?
      Yes, given sufficient duct tape.
  22. Interesting they will be at CES 2006 by cyberlotnet · · Score: 2

    http://cesweb.org/attendees/directory/rd_exhibitor _details.asp?exhibid=7059&

    I would love to be there to see a demo... While being at CES doesn't mean its ready for the world it does mean this is more then just a prank.

    Its a real company, with possibly real products although they could just be fishing for stupid investors also, Wish I could be there to find out

  23. Re:Yeah right by CdBee · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The screenshots show Windows reporting hard drive space and RAM measured in TB.. unfortunately it's Windows XP 32-bit which can't handle more than 4GB of RAM. Clearly a hoax...

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  24. You forgot to add... by Overzeetop · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...that with every order will come with two strippers to entertain you while you set the machine up. I mean, c'mon, Taco, if you're gonna give us a nerd hard-on, at least include something naughty, too.

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  25. hummm by PIBM · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Who allowed this bullshit to go through ? First, no company that respect itself would show a web page like this one. Ok, their device (6.8ghz) to read their memory might be legit, but which intel board with the 855 support four pentium M, again ?

    And their 2GB device, I mean, 2TB device, that use 5V and 2.5 --> MICRO -- amps to WRITE 6GB per second ? It would take much more just to have the circuit resistance beaten =)

    They also claim 2000g operating shock .. Anyone know what that would do to this small 2GB flash dri.., err, 2TB ram :)

  26. OSNews discussion link. by CyricZ · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here's a link to the OSNews discussion itself:

    http://osnews.com/comment.php?news_id=11784

    Read the debunking for yourself.

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    1. Re:OSNews discussion link. by ds9 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then you'd have to wake up first!

  27. It actually does! (and they have the pictures!) by SkjeggApe · · Score: 5, Funny
    Just look at this picture from CES-2006 !

    http://atomchip.com/_wsn/page5.html

    1. Re:It actually does! (and they have the pictures!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The more I look into this the creepier this gets
      They have a website claiming this since 2002, the guy, creator even has a patent

      CES? US Patent? How could he make such a big lie? Why ?
      Link to the patent

    2. Re:It actually does! (and they have the pictures!) by sabernet · · Score: 2, Interesting

      He's using a dummy-proof 5 page 49$ a year website service called "WebSiteNow". I hope that's not his whole website budget:P

    3. Re:It actually does! (and they have the pictures!) by Valegor · · Score: 3, Informative

      If anyone is there please point out that XP will not recognize over 4 gigs of RAM.

    4. Re:It actually does! (and they have the pictures!) by iamhassi · · Score: 2, Informative
      "Methinks this may be a wee bit of vaporware. I'll believe it when I see it."

      You know, the only thing that's really absurd is the memory. 1TB RAM? Exactly how many ram DIMMS would that be?

      The 6.8ghz is plausible, never been done in a laptop but some guy did manage 7ghz.

      And 2TB hard drive isn't too far off, not in laptop drives but he could have four 500gB SATA-II desktop drives in there.

      So, as crazy as this sounds only his ram specs make it obviously vaporware. Had he said 2 or 4gB it'd actually be almost possible, or at least more believable.

      Oh, and the 256mB cache? Give me a break. Makes me wonder if this guy really knows anything about computers, obviously a 6.8ghz wouldn't have a 256mB cache. Anything over 2mB is silly on a desktop.

      Wonder if that 256mB is full speed, he doesnt say. Is it L1 or L2?

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    5. Re:It actually does! (and they have the pictures!) by bjohnson · · Score: 2, Informative

      and if you do a wee tiniest bit of Googling, you'll find that this guy has been peddling this vapor since at least 1997:

      http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0EKF/is _n2191_v43/ai_19951759

  28. Re:Why a low res screen? by ajservo · · Score: 2

    Who wants to doctor a photo at 1280X1024?

    Look at the pisspoor job he did on the Memory counter. I know the old chestnut of "a bad photoshop" can be applied here because all you have to do is look at the CPU/Memory count and you can see the freakin' grey box around it.

    But, hey, maybe my eyes are going.

    Any laptop that has built in Bluetoth can't be all bad.

  29. Domain Registration by SirCyn · · Score: 4, Informative

    Yeah, this looks like a corporate website. The admin contact is an @MSN.com address?! Check out the WHOIS info:

          Registrant:
                Shimon Gendlin
                Shimon Gendlin
                21 Reed Lane
                Westbury, NY 11590
                US
                Email: atomchip@optonline.net

          Registrar Name....: REGISTER.COM, INC.
          Registrar Whois...: whois.register.com
          Registrar Homepage: www.register.com

          Domain Name: atomchip.com

                Created on..............: Sun, Aug 25, 2002
                Expires on..............: Fri, Aug 25, 2006
                Record last updated on..: Fri, Jul 29, 2005

          Administrative Contact:
                WIPOI
                Shimon Gendlin
                21 Reed Lane
                Westbury, NY 11590
                US
                Phone: 516-368-4800
                Email: shimon_gendlin@msn.com

          Technical Contact:
                Register.Com
                Domain Registrar
                575 8th Avenue 11th Floor
                New York, NY 10018
                US
                Phone: 1-902-7492701
                Email: domain-registrar@register.com

          DNS Servers:

          dns1.register.com
          dns2.register.com

    1. Re:Domain Registration by doctor_no · · Score: 2, Funny

      What you don't know?!?

      Shimon Gendlin is a "Gold Oskar" winner!

      http://www.compu-technics.com/pages/22/index.htm

      Not to mention a "World Genius"!!!

      http://www.compu-technics.com/pages/18/index.htm

  30. Re:Yeah right by buttersnout · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seeing that the the other specs are buzzwords really, I doubt it has 1TB of ram. It's probably some trade marked word they made up. For example, it says 6.8 ghz atomchip processor. But then you find out this is there word for 4x1.7ghz pentium ms. They use the word "or" to mean "in other words" here. Of course must of us know this really isn't equivilent to having one 6.8 ghz chip, though it should be fast. Also, it appears that there is no quantum technology in the ram. That's just a trademarked term for there implementation of flash memory.

  31. I've got one of these! by drachenfyre · · Score: 2, Funny

    I own one of these beauties. It's parked next to my Phantom game console. I even have Duke Nukem Forever running between them on my 25 TB/s wireless network.

  32. Re:Yeah right by WillerZ · · Score: 4, Informative

    It can - I have a number of 32-bit Windows machines with 8Gb RAM.

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  33. doubtful by gregulrajani · · Score: 2, Interesting

    He must be a genius if he is not standing on the sholders of giants.
    scholar.google.com

  34. Re:Yeah right by dusik · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just curious - how do you figure out the memory addressing with 32-bit pointers?

  35. But... by Mr+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It has to exist first!

    Y'know, I've seen Linux run on a washing machine. I've even seen Linux run on a toaster, but I ain't never seen Linux run on no phantom Atomchip laptop.

  36. Power Usage by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny
    OTOH, I suspect that the true power usage for this laptop will be zero.

    Oh, I wouldn't say that. I see Windows running on it and the one thing I have learned over the years is that Windows can suck the power out of anything.

    For every advance in processor, disk and memory technology, a new release of Windows follows which ties more of it up. Heck when this thing starts up Windows probably fills up half the available memory (like it does on my 1.25GB desktop system) with DLLs and whatnot, whatever it can't find on the system disk it'll probably create just to meet expectations.

    I shudder to think what Longhorn will demand of systems for minimum hardware.

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  37. Re:Yeah right by arkanes · · Score: 4, Informative

    Some versions of 32 bit Windows support PAE, which is an Intel extension for addressing more 4GB of RAM. You're still restricted to 4GB of virtual memory per process, though.

  38. No, no, no by 3770 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not true according to this quote:

    "The new AtomChip® Quantum® II processor with 256MB on-board memory has a high speed with very low consumption of electrical energy."

    It uses very little elecrical energy. What I have to figure out though is what other type of energy it uses. I'm suspecting bullshit or some other type biological energy source.

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  39. Easy answer - mutli-core! by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Funny

    Never mind the indecision between using commas (6,80 Ghz) and decimal points (1.00 TB), but according to Microsoft, the most physical memory a Windows XP Professional system can support is 4 GB (or 128 GB for 64-bit edition).

    Well obviously they have a Quantum multi-core design, with eight cores each running XP Pro you get a TB of memory supported and the dialogue just adds it all up!

    The whole comma/decimal point inconsitancy is a byproduct of the quantum design, which locks in actual characters used in a dialogue only when a user views the screen. :-)

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  40. They forgot the most important feature of all by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 4, Funny

    And it runs Longhorn!

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    1. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all by wed128 · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...at minimum spec!

    2. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all by sammy+baby · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, but it'll be dog slow. Longhorn should have 2 TB of ram, at the least.

    3. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all by Golias · · Score: 3, Funny

      And it runs Longhorn!

      And gets outstanding frame rates on Duke Nukem Forever.

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    4. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all by Metteyya · · Score: 2, Funny

      And it runs Longhorn!
      And comes with Duke Nukem Forever preinstalled!

    5. Re:They forgot the most important feature of all by halcyon1234 · · Score: 2, Funny
      And it runs Longhorn!

      That's only the second most important feature.

      The most important feature is its amazing three million nanosecond battery life.

  41. a 56k modem? i'm sold by squison · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Communication: 10/100 Base-T LAN on board, MDC Fax/Modem V.90/V.92 on Board"

    Screw the 1TB of RAM.. It's got a V.90/V.92 modem that FAXES TOO! ON BOARD! Wow, what will they think of next?

    Not to mention the air shower, gatta get me one of those.

  42. It's not a hoax!! by WarDancer · · Score: 2, Funny

    They just forgot to mention the stats were for 1,000 units :)

  43. Look no further! by Analogy+Man · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The first posts identified this for what it was...a cute joke. If only they had put miniature hamster wheels powered by pet roaches in the power bay...

    If you trouble yourself to view other posts you will not dozens of idiot geek wanna-bees shocked that slashdot editors did not spot the technical errors of this article. I imagine they are outraged by the obvious political bias of The Onion and Madd Magazine?

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  44. Garden Plastic chair, strange pics by uomolinux · · Score: 2, Insightful

    On one of the company pics, I saw one person siting on a garden plastic chair. Also, the facilities don't impress me much, 4 scientist in a small bathroom looking at some stuff. http://atomchip.com/db4/00366/atomchip.com/_uimage s/8GBAdapters.JPG These pics look funny to me, I could do the same hoax at home with some sort of glue and electronics component I have in here. The most funny part of it is the 2T memory allocation of Windows XP, and why XP OS by the way? Common Slashdot!!! you could do better!

  45. Re:Very Funny by photon317 · · Score: 2, Informative


    Yeah, but an actual 64-bit processor is not capable using 16 exabytes of memory. AFAIK, both x86-64 platforms (amd opteron/athlon64 and intel's ripoffs) are limited in silicon to addressing 1TB of physical RAM. Operating system support can of course push this number lower. The kernel shipping with SuSE Enterprise Linux on an Opteron can address up to 512GB.

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  46. Re:Very Funny by bhtooefr · · Score: 4, Informative

    First... XP64 can only address 128GB RAM, because it's not using 64-bit addressing. It's using 36-bit, which is what the EM64T chips use.

    Now, the AMD64 chips can *AT MINIMUM* address 1TB, b/c they use 40 and 48-bit addressing.

  47. Re:Yeah right by saider · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is just a guess, but they probably just ressurected the segment:offset method. This is what allowed the 8086 to access more than 64k of memory.

    Some current DRAM controllers have a 40-bit address, so Windows could do the shift and add ((segment << 8) + offset) of two 32-bit registers to get the 40-bit address.

    Again, just a guess, but this has been done before.

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  48. Did no one else notice by asynchronous13 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Processor: 6.8GHZ CPU (AtomChip® Quantum® II processor or 4 x Intel® Pentium® M processors 1.7CHz)
    Hmmmm, 4 x 1.7GHz = 6.8GHz. Interesting.
    1. Re:Did no one else notice by pithen · · Score: 2, Funny
      Not only that, but why only a 10/100 MBit NIC? Shouldn't it be a 1 TBit wireless NIC (or better, 1 CBit!)

      Oh wait, I guess that technology isn't available yet.

    2. Re:Did no one else notice by p4ul13 · · Score: 3, Informative
      I think what the GP was saying was that while:
      4 x 1.7 = 6.8
      is true,
      4 x 1.7GHz != 6.8GHz

      In other words a system with four processors running at 1.7GHz aren't going to deliver 6.8GHz of processing ability.

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    3. Re:Did no one else notice by Bloater · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > In other words a system with four processors running at 1.7GHz aren't going to deliver 6.8GHz of processing ability.

      processing ability isn't measured in Hz (the unit of cycles per second), the rate at which a small group of transistors and capacitors will wiggle at is measured in Hz. Since modern CPUs have several clocks, the Hz for a single CPU is just as made up as that for a group of four CPUs.

      6.8GHz is as real as 1.7 GHz and just as uninteresting.

      When they say "clockless" I might pay attention.

  49. Re:Yeah right by TyrelHaveman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's a pretty good guess. The PAE (Physical Address Extentions) option on all of Intel's recent 32-bit processors allows up to 64 GB of RAM (certainly not 1 TB!) (which is 36, not 40 bits, that's probably for the EM64T).

    Switching to this mode requires that you use a 4 MB page size instead of a 4 KB page... but these days that's not as crazy as it was when we had 32 MB of memory.

    If you're more interested in PAE and other higher memory addressing modes, all of this information is available in the IA-32 manual available in PDF form from Intel's web site.

  50. Re:Yeah right by cbreaker · · Score: 2, Informative

    I actually thought you had to enable PAE if you wanted to use more then 3GB RAM because of some sort of addressing issues.

    We have a couple VMWare servers here with Xeons on Windows 2003 that have 32GB of memory, and they run fine. Currently, VMWare on 32-bit windows only supports 3700MB RAM per VM, though.

    PAE does slow things down quite a bit though, so it'll be one of the huge advantages to going x86-64 in the near future.

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  51. Another quantum chip *ruined* by charlesbakerharris · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Do *NOT* observe the quantum chips. That totally ruins them.

  52. Also... by oPless · · Score: 2, Funny

    Preinstalled with ... DUKE NUKEM FOREVER

    No Seriously,

    lol