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Oregon Is Growing A Mystery Bulge
nedwolf writes "LiveScience is reporting that a 100 square mile bulge has been rising in Oregon. First observed from a satellite using a relatively new technology called 'radar interferometry', some believe this to be the formation of a new volcano. I think it's just happy to see me."
That, or God really needs a science fair project on short notice.
Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to ME?
Locusts are next...
"Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
...Longhorn. Or Blackcomb.
You can hold down the "B" button for continuous firing.
We've invaded a country for trumped up reasons in order to settle a personal debt our Chief Executive Officer has about a conflict his father had with the leader of said nation.
And we're proceeding to screw over the invaded nation and our own society to line corporate pockets.
And we've done it all without having any kind of an understanding of the local populace or how to get a stable government up and running.
If the Muslims have it right and the Jews and Christians have it wrong, then God is going to be PISSED. Hell, he'll probably be pissed either way. This is starting to look like the next round in a divine smack down.
Remember, he only promised to never use a flood to destroy the entire Earth. No guarantees were made about using floods to destroy parts of it, or using other means to wipe the Earth clean.
"Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
Just like how God made AIDS to punish gay people,
Well Stuart, thats just because of what the gays are doing to the soil.
Sorry, teleporters just kill you and then make a copy. A perfect, soul-less copy.
Goatsex Man!
Get your own free personal location tracker
This pisses me off. Why the HELL are you going to rely on someone else to evacuate you? You choose to live there, be educated! Learn about your surroundings, and for Gods sake, take responsibility for yourself and stop burdening the government with every little thing you don't want to do.
Isn't that amazing. Anybody want to buy my vacation property at Black Butte Ranch?
BTM
That was the turning point of my life--I went from negative zero to positive zero.
Nitpick: you can post something every two minutes (not 30 seconds) IF your karma is Excellent.
Lower karma (or not being logged in) means longer times, especially on later posts.
I liked the Martian satire better...
The end of microsoft is near! That bulge will erupt into a giant fountain of lava...raining down death and destruction to the evil corporation once and for all. I might have to buy some stock in microsoft once the market is "hot"...har har har