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Oregon Is Growing A Mystery Bulge
nedwolf writes "LiveScience is reporting that a 100 square mile bulge has been rising in Oregon. First observed from a satellite using a relatively new technology called 'radar interferometry', some believe this to be the formation of a new volcano. I think it's just happy to see me."
I don't really know what is more pathetic. Your idiotic jokes and incessant "commentary" on every subject under the sun or the fact that you are consistently modded up by moderators that share your level of intelligence. Is this offtopic? You bet. I just wish I'd stop seeing your ID on every single story...
Mother is the best bet and don't let Satan draw you too fast.
You must not know about Yellowstone. Or that volcano in the Atlantic ready to cause a tidal wave. Or that meteor scheduled to smack into the earth in a few decades. You may not have heard - there is a 100% guarantee of death on this planet. Safe to say, it's a dangerous place.
"Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart, he dreams himself your master."
News Flash: "New technology has recently uncovered long thought lost texts from Pompeii. Records of the days preceeding catastrophic eruption of Mount Vesuvius indicate that it was a failure on the part of the Bush (ancient ancestor of the current US president) Administration and FEMA (Feudal Emergency Management Authority) to act in the weeks prior to the fatal occurance, even though the indications were clear that a catastrophe was imminent."
hopefully this means the US will be reaching maturity sometime soon...