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Another School Exposes Private Information

DutchSter writes "In the wake of other schools announcing the theft of hardware containing sensitive student information, Miami University, of Oxford, Ohio, has announced that a file containing the name, Social Security number, the grade point average for the Fall 2002 semester, cumulative grade point average, and other related academic information, such as credit hours attempted that semester, for all 21,000 students who attended the Fall 2002 term has been available on a web server for the last three years. The discovery was made this week and the university is taking steps to deal with the fall-out sure to come."

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  1. It's Everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Miami University, of Oxford, Ohio
    Miami, Ohio, England, where the hell is this University?
    1. Re:It's Everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      where the hell is this University?

      And more important, is one of the students called Carmen San Diego?

  2. Re:Who are they hiring? by corporatewhore · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...and where do I send my resume ?

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    you think it's easy, but you're wrong...

  3. Miami University, of Oxford, Ohio by wahgnube · · Score: 4, Funny

    Miami University... must be in Florida.

    Oh, it's in Oxford... must be in England.

    Bzzzzzt. BUT NO! It's in Ohio!

    It must have taken a long time to come up with that combination of naming and placement.

  4. All eyes towards the mighty CIS degree by michaeltoe · · Score: 3, Funny

    Three cheers for Business School's retarded cousin.

    1. Re:All eyes towards the mighty CIS degree by glimmy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Its still better than a degree in communications

  5. is this a fark post? by dAzED1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Miami University...in Oxford...Ohio.

    Met a girl from Miami that went to Oxford, and didn't like the song "Ohio." Seems a little less obscure, too. Yet, this school has 21,000 students? I mean...that's more than the real Oxford...the one that's not in Ohio, but has students from Miami...

  6. Re:Just say 'No' to giving schools the SSN by Andrew+Lenahan · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have a copy of a book called "Get Even" (published sometime in the 80s, probably out of print now). Anyway, the book has Richard Nixon's actual SSN in it, which it recommends using on forms and such which demand an SSN for no good reason. I wouldn't actually do that, as it's probably some sort of federal crime or something to impersonate a deceased former president. But I imagine using the SSN of a dead relative would probably work instead. If the issue ever gets raised at school or wherever, just claim their database must be corrupt and offer to help them upgrade to FoxPro 2.6.

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  7. BAM! by metalligoth · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's the Future of Rock & Roll!

  8. Simple Solution by Kizzle · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sue the hell out of the person who discovered the security hole. That will show em.

  9. Re:Another Security issue by Frogbert · · Score: 3, Funny

    It was later found out to be a misspelt url that was causing the problem.

  10. Free identity theft monitoring by GAATTC · · Score: 5, Funny

    For free identity theft monitoring, please send your name, social security number, birth date, credit card numbers with expiration dates, and address to protectmyidentity@gmail.com. We will take care of your credit record for you and guarantee that you will never have to worry about your good credit record ever again.

  11. Re:My SSN is stolen - I can't party anymore! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Business school? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *wipes a tear from my eye* Arguing about which business school is better is like arguing which tastes better, dog shit, or cat shit.

  12. Re:SchoolMAX SchoolHAX by Suchetha · · Score: 2, Funny

    By posting this information you have violated the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA). Please stand outside your house and the Copyright Enforcement Agents will be there to pick you up.

    Thank you
    SchoolMAX

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    learn from yesterday, plan for tomorrow, party tonight
    or one out of three ain't bad
  13. Re:Why humiliate them? by PakProtector · · Score: 2, Funny
    Are some of them even willing to take three to four cocks up the anus concurrently?

    I say, sirruh, we Americans may on average be large assholes, but that is a bit much, don't you think?

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    man: no entry for woman in the manual.
    "Qua!?"

  14. BT? by DeafByBeheading · · Score: 3, Funny

    Anyone got the torrent?

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  15. I'm glad I was in college in the 1980s by joelsanda · · Score: 3, Funny

    Back then we carried around sheets of paper with our information. Some used a redundancy method known as "carbon copy" - in which the user would write once and the data would be recorded in many places.

    Though I had to physically walk miles to track down professors without watches, the data was always securely stored in the back pocket of my jeans or stuffed into my backpack.

    Best of all, we relied upon social engineering security and things like locked wooden file cabinets. The security team was staffed by should-have-already-retired women who hated all people and wore too-tight pastel colored polyester blouses and shirts. But nothing got past them.

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    The Luddites were ahead of their time.
  16. Included demographics by Trinition · · Score: 4, Funny

    The information released also included demographics. I've obtained the information and masked off the personally identifying information so I could show the sort of demographic information made available:

    ... Gender Dress ...
    ... Male, Khaki shorts, white T-shirt, ball cap
    ... Female, Khaki shorts, white T-shirt, ball cap with pony tail pulled through
    ... Male, Khaki shorts, white T-shirt, ball cap
    ... Female, Khaki shorts, white T-shirt, ball cap with pony tail pulled through
    ... Male, Khaki shorts, white T-shirt, ball cap
    ... Male, Khaki shorts, white T-shirt, ball cap
    ... Female, Khaki shorts, white T-shirt, ball cap with pony tail pulled through
    ... Female, Khaki shorts, white T-shirt, ball cap with pony tail pulled through
    ... Male, Khaki shorts, white T-shirt, ball cap
    ... Female, Khaki shorts, white T-shirt, ball cap with pony tail pulled through

    (if you've been there, you'll understand)