Record Labels Release Software To Combat Piracy
mrsalty writes "CNET reports that IFPI representatives are pushing a new piece of software to delete filesharing programs. It will also 'search computers for music and movies and remove any illegal copies'." From the article: "Digital File Check is easy to use and can help people prevent their employees, children and others from illegally downloading and swapping movies ... It could be especially useful for parents who want to encourage their children to enjoy music responsibly on the Internet ... It is free, voluntary and for private use only and does not tip off any antipiracy organizations."
"Please remove your spyware-filled file-sharing software in favor of our spyware-filled file-sharing-deleter software." -IFPI
I can't wait until the download completes!!!!
How, pray tell, does it tell the difference between bits that come from my CDs that I own versus those which come from CDs that others own? I believe one of those copies is perfectly legal.
So the kid with 20 gigs of music he copied off of his CD collection is going to be ~really~ upset when he finds out his Mom ran this program on his computer and wiped out his ~legal~ music collection.
Agile Artisans
Man, I haven't laughed this hard all day. Why can't the Slashdot April Fools posts have this level of quality?
"It is free, voluntary and for private use only and does not tip off any antipiracy organizations."
When you release the source code, I might believe you.
...how these people use "employees and children" in one sentence. It's as if they think the two are nearly synonymous.
Oh wait...nevermind, carry on.
Doh, I was in too much of a rush to comment. The correct version:
#!/bin/sh
find / \( -iname "*.mp3" -or -iname "*.avi" -or -iname "*.mov" -or -iname "*.wmv" -or -iname "*.rm" -or -iname "*.ogg" \) -delete
I'm sure it will be mandatory under some new copyright law in a couple of years.
I read the internet for the articles.
This reminds me of the Polish computer virus.
It deleted all the songs I bought through iTunes!
And the sound files for my computer games!
And all my digital photos!!
WTF??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Damn glad I have a backup on my Linux Box.
Oh well, better uninstall this damn thing.
Wait a second, why isn't there an entry for it in "Add / Remove Programs"?
I guess I'll just delete the install fold--
What do you mean "Access Denied"????? I logged into the frigging Administrator account to do this!
Damn it, this Windows install is only six months old. I expected to go another six months to a year before I had to reformat and reinstall.
"Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
Remember kids, that's why we never give Mom administrator privleges.
There are exactly 42,935,718 letter sized sheets in a square mile.
Police in select communities are now offering "write 'em yourself" tickets for a variety of misdemeanors. They are just the thing for easing a guilty concience, or as a tool for teaching responsibility to errant children and employees. If sucessful, the ticket program will soon be supplemented with a self-service jail. Just find an empty cell, set the timer, and close the door until it clicks.
Spock: It would destroy such files in favor of its new matrix.
McCoy: "Its new matrix"? Do you have any idea what you're saying?
Spock: I was not attempting to evaluate its moral implications, Doctor. As a matter of cosmic history, it has always been easier to destroy files than to create.
McCoy: Not anymore; now we can do both at the same time.
Spock: Really, Dr. McCoy. You must learn to govern your passions; they will be your undoing. Logic suggests...
McCoy: Logic? My God, the man's talking about logic; we're talking about universal armageddon.
Letter To Iran
Does anyone have a .torrent link so I can download a pirated copy of the software?