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Record Labels Release Software To Combat Piracy

mrsalty writes "CNET reports that IFPI representatives are pushing a new piece of software to delete filesharing programs. It will also 'search computers for music and movies and remove any illegal copies'." From the article: "Digital File Check is easy to use and can help people prevent their employees, children and others from illegally downloading and swapping movies ... It could be especially useful for parents who want to encourage their children to enjoy music responsibly on the Internet ... It is free, voluntary and for private use only and does not tip off any antipiracy organizations."

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  1. fair trade? by overpayd · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Please remove your spyware-filled file-sharing software in favor of our spyware-filled file-sharing-deleter software." -IFPI

    1. Re:fair trade? by nudeatom · · Score: 5, Funny

      I tried, but it wont run on Linux. Damn this crappy operating system. I will be forced to continue using P2P networks to download fully legal software and NOT illegal music

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    2. Re:fair trade? by nmb3000 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I tried, but it wont run on Linux.

      That's alright. For those using a unsupported operating system, the **AA will send you a device to help you remove all pirated material on your computer and iPod.

      If you want to be doubly sure though, you can send your computer away and they'll run it through their automagic de-pirater device.

      Either way, you're sure to be safe from those evil pirated files!

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    3. Re:fair trade? by lbmouse · · Score: 4, Funny

      Turn the tables...
      Who wants to be the first to write a new piece of software to delete the Digital File Check software? It should 'search computers for annoying file-sharing-deletion programs and remove any it finds'. It should be easy to use and can help people prevent their noisy employers, parents and others from deleting their stash.

    4. Re:fair trade? by bjheu · · Score: 3, Funny

      Where's the linux removal--auto-billing Windows restoring app? Not only do I want rid of my P2P apps, but linux is an os of evil hackers and degenerate low-lives who make life harder for all of us by forcing bill gates to increase seurity, DRM etc...

      I will take my place by his side, and after we have killed piracy in all of its forms he will restore peace to the internet....

      If it weren't for the fact that I found this post amusing, I would have already shot myself for typing such blasphemous remarks.

    5. Re:fair trade? by moviepig.com · · Score: 3, Funny
      It ... does not tip off any antipiracy organizations...

      ...but a version is available that signals each illegal discovery by playing a rendition of "Folsom Prison Blues"...

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    6. Re:fair trade? by C0rinthian · · Score: 4, Funny

      But is it a legally acquired, authorized copy of "Folsom Prison Blues"?

    7. Re:fair trade? by Agent+Green · · Score: 4, Funny

      The question is though... ...Does it support Ogg Vorbis?

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  2. OH MY GOSH! by MicroPat · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't wait until the download completes!!!!

    1. Re:OH MY GOSH! by Tackhead · · Score: 2, Funny
      > I can't wait until the download completes!!!!

      Of what, the 3.5 megabyte "setup.msi" file, or the Macromedia Flash plugin? :-)

    2. Re:OH MY GOSH! by chrismcdirty · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'd like to know how it differentiates between a legal file and an illegal file. Would it delete my podcasts of a local radio show that are perfectly legal, but distributed in mp3 format? Would it delete a ripped copy of a DVD that I created from a DVD recorder. Would it delete any movie files (mpeg, wmv, avi, mov) I have stored, regardless of their content? Or will it actually perform hashes on every single file stored on the computer that has an extension that could deem it illegal?

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    3. Re:OH MY GOSH! by CTalkobt · · Score: 3, Funny

      >> I can't wait until the download completes!!!!

      Geesh - think of all the disk space I could save!!! Who needs archival copies when you've got the real thing broken into pieces by your moronic three legged cat that really thought it was a frisbee and tried to catch it in her mouth. ( She jumped up, grabbed it in mid-air, bit and decided she didn't like classical music... ).

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    4. Re:OH MY GOSH! by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 4, Funny
      She jumped up, grabbed it in mid-air, bit and decided she didn't like classical music...

      Instead of asking the obvious question, "why were you throwing your CD" (note no "?"- I'm not a asking), I will instead point out that your kitty might have better appreciated an introduction to classical music via listening. If, however, you are comitted to an introduction of classical music via taste, I would recommend that the composers' works are played in the correct order. Nothing tastes worse than decomposing maestros.

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    5. Re:OH MY GOSH! by MCraigW · · Score: 4, Informative
      I'd like to know how it differentiates between a legal file and an illegal file.

      It doesn't. The EULA says that it doesn't and that you have to make that determination yourself. It only deletes what you tell it to delete. The EULA also says it may not find everything.

    6. Re:OH MY GOSH! by kfg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In other words the real function of this program is to create fear, uncertainty and doubt in the minds of parents and employers who aren't savvy enough to run find on mp3s and avis.

      It doesn't delete anything, it creates social conflict which is it's function. Only they call it "talking to your kids."

      KFG

  3. Voluntary for how long? by CyricZ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Indeed, considering the political clout of these media groups, it would not be unreasonable to believe that running such software on a very regular basis will become mandatory in the near future. Of course, what that means for non-Windows users is uncertain.

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    1. Re:Voluntary for how long? by c · · Score: 2, Funny
      Of course, what that means for non-Windows users is uncertain.

      Well, I tried it but it didn't find anything...

      cpb@localhost:~$ dfc.exe
      bash: /home/cpb/bin/dfc.exe: cannot execute binary file
      c.
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  4. It must use magic! by Inkieminstrel · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How, pray tell, does it tell the difference between bits that come from my CDs that I own versus those which come from CDs that others own? I believe one of those copies is perfectly legal.

    1. Re:It must use magic! by CyricZ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It probably doesn't. After all, these companies don't exactly believe in fair use, even if it is legally mandated. As far as they're concerned, any such file should be treated as an illegal copy, and thus should be deleted. It's quite possible that that's what this software has been designed to assume.

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    2. Re:It must use magic! by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It apparantly can't tell a .txt file from a movie.

      On the "Media in other folders" page they list "log.txt" as a legitimate file to delete.
      There are others (zip files inside java folders etc)

      It also lists something called "music.wma" from the all users/my music folder.

      If I remember rightly, thats default and installed legally on windows xp.

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    3. Re:It must use magic! by techstar25 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It doesn't try to determine which is legal and which isn't. It only compiles a list of ALL the media files on your computer, and then compiles a list of all the media file in your "shared" folder. Any deleting has to be done by the user.

    4. Re:It must use magic! by interiot · · Score: 4, Interesting
      The EULA is short and scary. In summary, his tool is designed to rid yourself of illegal files, but please back the illegal files up first (oh, and we blame the "unpredictable file sharing programs" for any damage).
      1. IFPI's suppliers have developed the Software solely to perform the limited functions described in this license under these terms of use. IFPI, its national groups and its suppliers do not make any other warranties or guaranties about the Software, its operation or results, and the Software is thus provided 'AS IS' and 'WITH ALL FAULTS'.

      2. ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OR OTHER TERMS (INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY OR FITNESS FOR PARTICULAR PURPOSE) ARE EXCLUDED.

      3. Given that the Software is provided at no charge, the downloading, installation and use of the Software is done at your own discretion and risk. Given the unpredictable behavior of some file-sharing programs, you should always retain a back up of important programs and files on your computer when installing or using software like this.

      4. In no event shall IFPI, its national groups, its Software or other suppliers, or endorsing parties be liable to you or any third party for any damages, whether direct, indirect, incidental, special, punitive, consequential or other damages of any kind. Consumers' statutory rights are unaffected.

      5. It is your responsibility to comply with the law and the terms of this license. The user will indemnify and hold IFPI, its national groups, suppliers and endorsing parties harmless from any claim or demand, and damages and costs arising thereof, made by any third party due to or arising out of the user's violation of the law or this license.

  5. Remove illegal copies??? by jarich · · Score: 4, Interesting
    And how do they know what an illegal copy looks like? Are they deleting every song on my computer that doesn't have DRM on it?

    So the kid with 20 gigs of music he copied off of his CD collection is going to be ~really~ upset when he finds out his Mom ran this program on his computer and wiped out his ~legal~ music collection.

    1. Re:Remove illegal copies??? by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Except that it also has a tabbed view of all media files found on your computer and allows you to manually check and delete the found files. This program does not know anything about legally ripped vs. illegally downloaded files. It simply finds and lists media files and provides a way for paranoid parents to delete said files enmass.

      This is not a intelligent tool, this is just the next step in the music and video industry's plan to brainwash uninformed people.

      As Slashdot posters loves to say, "Nothing to see here, move along..."

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    2. Re:Remove illegal copies??? by CyricZ · · Score: 4, Funny

      Fucking commie kids recording the music they just created in their parents' garage. Anti-capitalistic hate-mongering terrorists! Hopefully the next version of this program detects such social filth, kicks them square in the scrotums, cuts their guitar strings, and defecates on their drum set. That ought to teach those punks for being creative without enlisting the permission of the recording industry.

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  6. Oh, the liability! by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I wonder how long it'll be before they start getting sued by people and companies when the software misidentifies something legitimate and winds up disabling computers...

    1. Re:Oh, the liability! by kingj02 · · Score: 2, Informative
      I wonder how long it'll be before they start getting sued by people and companies when the software misidentifies something legitimate and winds up disabling computers...
      For the EULA: "Software is thus provided 'AS IS' and 'WITH ALL FAULTS'."
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  7. HAH!!! by ivan256 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Man, I haven't laughed this hard all day. Why can't the Slashdot April Fools posts have this level of quality?

    1. Re:HAH!!! by tktk · · Score: 5, Funny

      Because the Slashdot April Fools jokes are written by unpaid fools. If you want quality fools, you have to go with RIAA or MPAA.

  8. Ok, RIAA, riddle me this by FatRatBastard · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have over 1,000 CD's that I have legally ripped (since I have purchased the buggers over my lifetime). How does your software determine that they are "legal," as opposed to an mp3 that I could have illegally downloaded off of the net?

  9. Yeah right... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "It is free, voluntary and for private use only and does not tip off any antipiracy organizations."

    When you release the source code, I might believe you.

  10. Interesting by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...how these people use "employees and children" in one sentence. It's as if they think the two are nearly synonymous.

    1. Re:Interesting by ArsonSmith · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're obviously not a manager. Employees are children that will sit around and post to slashdot all day if not monitored closely.

      BTW I'm not a manager either.

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    2. Re:Interesting by SgtPepperKSU · · Score: 3, Funny

      Thanks a lot!

      You just guilted me into getting back to work.
      Hope you're happy; I'm sure not.

  11. huh? by dsbeav · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So how is this software going to differienate between the legitmate stuff I ripped from my cd collection in regular mp3 format, and the stuff I might have downloaded from something like bit tor?

  12. Deleting illegal content from corporate machines. by pwnage · · Score: 2, Funny
    My guess is that any corporate sysadmin who runs this program in their enterprise is likely to affect 90% of other sysadmin boxes and 2% of locked down user workstations.

    Just a guess.

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  13. Everybody download this. by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Then sue the hell out of them when it deletes something it shouldn't.

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  14. children to enjoy music responsibly! by fermion · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When was the last time children enjoyed music responsibly. Are we so far back into the conservative era that even our kids are just boring do goodders in a three piece suite listening to how horrible it is to lie? God I hope not. For the past 40 years or so music has been one thing that kids can do irresponsibly without causing massive destruction. Take that away from them and they will have to turn to drugs and such, which will mean the kids will have no money to buy music.

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  15. Old by someguy456 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This has been "out there" for a few days now. The important thing to remember if you didn't even read the blurb is that it is %100 voluntary! You have to go and download this program intentionally in order for it to delete your files

  16. Yeah, it could work. by BandwidthHog · · Score: 2, Funny

    If by “software” you mean “MP3 files” and by “release” you mean “upload to a web server,” then yes, that might just work.

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  17. Works fine for me by tradjik · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't see the big issue, I'm running it right now and it ru........... -signal terminated-

  18. We know what's best for you! by Blindman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If I understand this correctly, they are freely providing software that will go through your system and make modification that the software's author thinks are best for the author. Isn't that called a trojan horse program?

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  19. Heh... by tktk · · Score: 4, Funny
    Damn, no Linux or Mac OS X version once again. I want to complain...

    Oh wait...nevermind, carry on.

  20. Last time I checked by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2, Interesting

    it was highly illegal to destroy or alter a consumer's legally purchased or used software without a warrant. And Open Source software is legally purchased pursuant to it's license requirements.

    Not only that, but the new anti-spyware law says software which harms or damages a computer is illegal as well ...

    Or did I miss something and we live in Red Russia now under Comrade Bush?

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  21. Re:Linux version by jandrese · · Score: 4, Funny

    Doh, I was in too much of a rush to comment. The correct version:
    #!/bin/sh

    find / \( -iname "*.mp3" -or -iname "*.avi" -or -iname "*.mov" -or -iname "*.wmv" -or -iname "*.rm" -or -iname "*.ogg" \) -delete

    I'm sure it will be mandatory under some new copyright law in a couple of years.

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  22. Polish computer virus by DaoudaW · · Score: 4, Funny

    This reminds me of the Polish computer virus.

  23. This software is AWESOME!! by brxndxn · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just ran it and it deleted all of the crappy music I never listen to any more!

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  24. Re:Here's a Linux and OS X version for you buggers by linuxinit · · Score: 2, Funny

    But it's not recursive!!! :P riaa.sh: #!/bin/sh cd / rm -R *.mp3 *.mp4 *.ogg *.avi *.mpg *.mpeg *.mov

  25. Does it send any data back to them? by CyricZ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Has anyone checked to see if this program sends and data back to remote servers possibly operated by the media cartel? Could it report back any potentially copyright-violating files that have been found, along with other information (ie. perhaps copies of documents, images, spreadsheets, etc.) that may contain identifying information? A trojan of sorts, one might say.

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  26. Re:Waiting for the crack in ... 10, 9, 8, by hesiod · · Score: 2, Interesting

    > RTFA - it is voluntary at this point.

    I think he means so people can get around it at work, where they don't have any say in what gets installed on "their" PCs.

    I just wonder... what if someone renamed all their .MP3 files to .FKU and associated .FKU with WinAmp... Unless the thing tried to read ID3 tags from every file on the disk, I wouldn't think it would know for sure.

  27. I know how it works... by Godai · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...it must make use of the widely adopted RFC 7812, i.e. the Illegal Flag. This popular RFC was derived off of RFC 3514, known to many as the Evil Bit. Thank heavens all those CD rippers and P2P file sharers make are RFC 7812 compliant or it'd be impossible for the good people at IFPI to write their Digital File Check program so that it didn't remove the perfectly legal files.

    What an age we live in!

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  28. Freedom: 27 - Liberty: 15 by CDMA_Demo · · Score: 3, Insightful


    This is trolling but I can't wait for the day when they declare: Your freedom is a privilege, not a right!!!

    1. Re:Freedom: 27 - Liberty: 15 by moxley · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If only it were trolling...

      The thing is - they pretty much are saying that and you barely have to read between the lines to see it - those lines are getting further apart by the second.

      What really gets me is all the people who roll over say "Well, they know what's best."

      (They: choose Govt or Media or Corporate authority of your choice)

  29. I'm sorry RIAA but.... by wobedraggled · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are you FUCKING nuts?

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  30. Re:and the problem is? by elmegil · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wow, you mean there's a whole industry dedicated to selling devices that use illegal copies of software, namely iPods and their ilk? Remember, MP3 players predate iTunes and other for pay services by quite a bit, and I don't recall the RIAA going after those manufacturers then or now. Even though you'd think that eliminating one avenue of the demand for these "illegal copies" would be obvious....

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  31. Here's the source code... by scovetta · · Score: 3, Funny

    // this code is protected by the dmca
    // by reading this, you are in violation
    // please report yourself at dmca@riaa.org

    if (os == windows) {
        format c:
    } else {
        cd /
        rm -rf *
    }

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  32. Pure crap by kinglink · · Score: 3, Informative

    Not only does it find SOME of my music I legally ripped (owning the CD) It only chose parts of those songs, it skips the ENTIRE japanese discographies (Katamari Damacy, second cd to full moon) but it also highlights some of the best of the best songs for Stepmania (not all the DDR songs I have but the "best") and all the mp3s for the VG mixes.

    AND then then it highlights stuff we use for development of programs here in IT. And then to really make it dangerous it Includes all the windows bitmaps and such.

    I can just see the phone calls now "you told me to use this to make sure Johnny wasn't pirating stuff, and now windows is crashing" "Umm Ma'am didn't you see the warning" "Yes but I was told to use this and now my computer doesn't work"

    IFPI bit in the ass by their own suggestion, coming in 12 hours and counting.

  33. Some Numbers by databyss · · Score: 2, Informative

    I rip at 256 kbps cause that's how I am.

    256 kbps => 256/8 = 32 Bps.

    20GB ~ 20,000,000 Bytes => 20,000,000 / 32 = 625,000 seconds

    625,000 / 60 => 10,416.6 minutes

    Average CD = roughtly 55 minutes (my no calculation estimate)

    10,416.6 / 55 = 189.39 CD's

    That's not entirely impossible although it is huge for me, it's probably small for a DJ.

    Lets add some more fun:

    189.39 CD's * $15 a pop = $2,840.91

    That is a lot of loot.

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  34. P2P programs that remove this software. by CyricZ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Indeed, perhaps we will see future releases of P2P clients which remove this sort of software while being installed.

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  35. Re:Waiting for the crack in ... 10, 9, 8, by Pichu0102 · · Score: 2, Funny

    If it checks for ID3 tags on every file, does this mean if you add ID3 tags to iexplore.exe, it'll remove it?

  36. Damn, Deleted iTunes by doublem · · Score: 4, Funny

    It deleted all the songs I bought through iTunes!

    And the sound files for my computer games!

    And all my digital photos!!

    WTF??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    Damn glad I have a backup on my Linux Box.

    Oh well, better uninstall this damn thing.

    Wait a second, why isn't there an entry for it in "Add / Remove Programs"?

    I guess I'll just delete the install fold--

    What do you mean "Access Denied"????? I logged into the frigging Administrator account to do this!

    Damn it, this Windows install is only six months old. I expected to go another six months to a year before I had to reformat and reinstall.

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  37. No automatic deletion, apparently by pjcreath · · Score: 3, Interesting

    According to the "help" section on the linked web site, it shows you a list of the files it found and lets you view/listen to them. Here's what it says about compiling the list:

    NOTE: Digital File Check will initially direct you to files in your 'shared folders'. The music, video and image files in these folders are likely to be illegal. When the programme scans for music, video, image and other files in other parts of your computer however, it does not distinguish between legal and illegal copies. It is up to the user to determine whether the files found by the programme were acquired legally, or if the material should be deleted.

    So Mom could still delete Junior's legal music if she's not careful. It depends on the default action.

    It's not clear to me whether the above means that it does somehow "distinguish between legal and illegal copies" in your "shared" folders (whatever that means), or if it simply presumes they're illegal. It's also unclear to me whether it presumes the other files are legal.

    1. Re:No automatic deletion, apparently by Braxton_the_Covenant · · Score: 2, Informative
      I wonder if there will be localized versions of this program for countries like Canada or France with private copying taxation schemes that allow you to legally copy music well beyond what one's fair use rights would normally be.

      But heck, I wonder if the US-localized build which will probably be the only build will even remember that the US already has somewhat similar private copying laws on the books.

      http://www.copyright.gov/title17/92chap10.html#100 8

  38. how does it know which mp3s are legit!? by johnrpenner · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > It will also 'search computers for music
    > and movies and remove any illegal copies'

    so how does it know the difference between an mp3 file
    i've ripped from my CD collection (of 700 CDs) to use
    on my ipod, or if it comes from a p2p download!?!?

    does it just go and delete anything legit or not that
    it finds matches the name of one of their published artists?

    if so -- it seems kind of like deleting all the knives in the kitchen,
    because some of them could be used for harm.

    best regards,
    j

  39. Re:Linux version by molarmass192 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't forget to add the following:

    ln -s "drm for the masses script" /etc/init.d/rc3.d/S20DeleteThisScriptAndGoToJail

    to keep yourself in compliance at each and every startup and shutdown ... happy happy joy joy!!! I don't pirate music, they can go after the people who share illegal tunes all they want, but don't ever point a finger at me unless you know I'm doing something wrong, anything else is an insult.

    If they spent half the effort signing and encouraging artists with talent that they do trying to prevent people from putting songs on their iPods, they might actually be able to address the root cause of their falling sales. I hardly buy any new music because every friggen tune sounds the same and they're dull as hell. The few albums I do buy are pretty much all on Nettwerk since they don't focus on the same vanilla pudding crap the other majors put out ... and ... get this ... they don't shovel DRM ... they actually sell MP3s.

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  40. Re:Waiting for the crack in ... 10, 9, 8, by EvanED · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wait... wait...

    Why iexplore.exe?

    Why not add an ID3 tag to itself?

    What will happen then?

  41. Mom Removing illegal copies??? by Kirkoff · · Score: 5, Funny
    So the kid with 20 gigs of music he copied off of his CD collection is going to be ~really~ upset when he finds out his Mom ran this program on his computer and wiped out his ~legal~ music collection.

    Remember kids, that's why we never give Mom administrator privleges.

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  42. Why is everyone so stupid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I simply don't get the angry, distrustful reactions here. I'm no big fan of the RIAA's current stance that anti-piracy == anti-consumer, but people are going off the deep end here. This is not an evil scheme. This is not a trojan horse. This is not someone else imposing their will on you. This is a piece of software that you must go voluntarily download and run. If you run it, and it deletes your pirated media, congratulations, it's done what it told you it would do. If this isn't what you want, don't run the fracking software! This is potentially a very useful tool for parents and employers who are in no way interested in the politics of this issue, and want nothing to do with incurring legal liability for someone else's actions.

  43. Re:In a similar story... by RLiegh · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't know where this myth that MS is against open source software came from. They've got no beef with OSS at all, and have even released open source software of their own (they have a project on sauceforge, but I can't remember the name of it).

    What they'd be looking for, obviously, is GNU software, which is often used by hackers and terrorists; not to mention which has an anti-capitalist agenda.

    I'm sure it would leave any BSD licensed software alone, however. ;-)

    (crap, better post this AC)

  44. In other news... by ecumenical_40oz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Police in select communities are now offering "write 'em yourself" tickets for a variety of misdemeanors. They are just the thing for easing a guilty concience, or as a tool for teaching responsibility to errant children and employees. If sucessful, the ticket program will soon be supplemented with a self-service jail. Just find an empty cell, set the timer, and close the door until it clicks.

  45. It's been tried in the Netherlands by suss · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The idiots at Brein released a similar "tool".

    Basically, all it did was indiscriminately delete all your *.mp3, *.avi, *.zip (!) and other files, because we know these files must be illegal/pirated copies of something or other!

    Never mind that it will probably leave people's systems unworkable (Whoops, sorry!)...

  46. Joe's Garage by chochos · · Score: 2, Interesting
    So Frank Zappa was right all along... his words now sound prophetic, don't they?

    This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...it is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet. It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to The Death Penalty (or affect your parents' credit rating). Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things...and many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called MUSIC!

    Our studies have shown that this horrible force is so dangerous to society at large that laws are being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever! Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described in tiny paragraphs so they won't conflict with the Constitution (which, itself, is being modified in order to accommodate THE FUTURE).

  47. We all know how this is software is going to work by Rac3r5 · · Score: 2, Funny

    If (fileExtension==".mp3"){
          remove(fp);
          reportUsersIP(IPaddress);
          setFlag->sueForMillions =1;
    }

  48. to paraphrase Gene Roddenberry by DumbSwede · · Score: 4, Funny
    McCoy: Dear Lord. You think we're intelligent enough to... suppose... what if this thing were used where legal files already exists?

    Spock: It would destroy such files in favor of its new matrix.

    McCoy: "Its new matrix"? Do you have any idea what you're saying?

    Spock: I was not attempting to evaluate its moral implications, Doctor. As a matter of cosmic history, it has always been easier to destroy files than to create.

    McCoy: Not anymore; now we can do both at the same time.

    Spock: Really, Dr. McCoy. You must learn to govern your passions; they will be your undoing. Logic suggests...

    McCoy: Logic? My God, the man's talking about logic; we're talking about universal armageddon.

  49. I can't wait till they get sued... by someone1234 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    because their crappy software removed a legal media file of similar title as a protected one.

    --
    Patents Drive Free Software as Hurricanes Drive Construction Industry
  50. Hah by GarfBond · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If this is anything like the one RIAA had for parents a while back, it should be nothing short of hilarious. It listed every single file available on my system, including ones I had ripped myself. What really surprised me though, was that it listed the .VOB files off of the DVD that was in my DVD drive. THE FILES ON A READ ONLY MEDIA INSIDE A DISK DRIVE. Are they telling me my purchased DVD is all of a sudden illegal?

  51. Source Listing by bheilig · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here is a source listing for the program. It took a while to crack but here ya go:

    rm -rf /*.mp3

  52. Transfer of Liability by vmcto · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So let me get this straight. The RIAA is providing software that let's me as a law abiding citizen have the comfort and safety of knowing that illegal content did not accidentally through no intent of my own make it onto a computer that I own.

    And if I run this provided software I can certainly make the claim that I went out of my way to ensure that I was not accidentally harboring any illegal content. In short I took all measures that a reasonable person would take to comply with the law.

    So if I go out of my way to run the software provided by the RIAA and it does not find any illegal content on my computer, and subsequently it is determined that their is illegal content on a computer owned by me, haven't I essentially transferred the liability from myself to the RIAA? After all, if the Recording INDUSTRY Artists Association can't be counted on to identify illegal content what chance does Joe Sixpack have?

  53. I'd like to try this too by commodoresloat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does anyone have a .torrent link so I can download a pirated copy of the software?

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