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The Tongue Twisting Tooth Microphone
dylanduck writes "New Scientist has found a patent for a microphone that clips on your tooth, meaning you can stay in radio contact even the noisiest situations - like warzones. You use your tongue to flip it on and off. Here is the patent itself. The same article mentions a blimp that launches like a rocket."
That is exactly what the Imperial Stormtroopers used to activate their microphone in Star Wars.
(For those of you who had no life in High School, we learned these things. Then wondered why we had no girlfriends.)
Anjanappa, Muniswamappa
A person may have a mic in his mouth, but that's not going to help anyone trying to say this guy's name.
now all those idiots with toungue peircings can go to job interviews and say that they are just antenae for their cell phones for the competitive edge.....
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So what happens with this little device during various sex acts?
I know, this is slashdot. The only sex acts involve, what... Wives? eheh
"Piter, too, is dead."
Crap! Which tooth was the radio and which tooth was the cyanide again?
I saw it being used downtown on Monday, the guy didn't appear affluent enough for one but there he was, all by himself, carrying on a animated conversation with no cell phone or ear piece visible, drinking something in a paper sack.
Nate
Nate
The Freemasons. That's where they put the tracking device. In my teeth. My dentist betrayed me. He was just part of the network. They do it to keep tabs on you-- know where you are, hear everything by secret frequency. At first it was just the ones they'd sent back from the future, but after Tager broke the secret they had to move on to the general public, to ensure the truth didn't spread. Once they got a taste of power they wanted more. The operations expanded. 10,000 Americans every year. Now everything is in preparation for the Colonization. They hear everything. They know where to attack, when. They know where we're weak. It will begin soon.
Shit, have to go, I think I see helicopters. If I do not post on this site again you will know what happened.
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How about when Gilligan got hit in the mouth accidently and his filling became a radio and the Professor tried to turn it into a transmitter to get them off the island?
Liberals call everyone Nazis yet they are the closest thing to it.
It's just like an empire game!
"You found scrolls of ancient wisdom!"
"You found patent for modern technology!"
When things get complex, multiply by the complex conjugate.
Per the parent, I presently possess a patent pending pertaining to patents with prior prototypes.
There are no karma whores, only moderation johns
bluetooth compatible?
Uncopyrightable: The longest word you can write without repeating a letter.
A microphone that turns on with your tongue? I know of women who can get turned on with a tongue....
And All I Ask is a Tall Ship And a Star to Steer Her By
Oh, you mean the Hindenburg?
Take off every Sig.
Patenting prior prototype patents? Prepare post-cards protesting!
A person will have to be a pretty good cunning-linguist
to operate that thing with one's tongue!
The best planning can be done after the project completes.
My French teacher didn't think so. I just failed my midterms because of your "wisdom". Merci beaucoup!
Or as you would have me pronounce it, "Murr-kih bee-yow-cowp"
The CB App. What's your 20?