I'm a clerk at a library. So I guess you could break my job down to an SQL statement:
SELECT from 'stacks_3rdfloor' where 'call_number' == $callnbr.
Or something like this:
$ kill -9 snoring-patrons
It seems curious that this announcement comes just weeks after malicious code infestations affected vast numbers of computers with their products installed.
I was diagnosed with ADHD in the third grade, I continue to question this diagnosis, and I use natural alternatives to ritalin, after I began refusing to take ritalin in the 9th grade. Do you really want to be on a drug that will radically affect your sleep patterns, libido, eating habits, mood, and could possibly cause permanent damage to your liver and metabolism? All for the sake of some mysterious psychobabble called 'being able to focus.' Whatever the fuck that is.
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Actually, the Vatican *is* a democracy. But only the bishops can vote.
WiFi is great. I can take a shit and surf porn at the same time.
There's no WINE before its time and no Southern Comfort til the lights go out.
Tell me about it. Apparently, the docs forgot to cut mine off. For years, my folks told me it was a "second penis."
You mean to tell me that paraplegics have feelings?
I want a paraplegic to feel me!
Of the G8 nations, the US is in 6th place when it comes to standards of living. The five nations ahead of us are in Europe.
Oh, you mean the Hindenburg?
Google is good for regular searching, but Alta Vista's video search is good for helping me find porn. :)
I'm a clerk at a library. So I guess you could break my job down to an SQL statement: SELECT from 'stacks_3rdfloor' where 'call_number' == $callnbr. Or something like this: $ kill -9 snoring-patrons
I wonder if they are going to recycle Start Me Up for this one?
Anyone else smell damage control?
I was diagnosed with ADHD in the third grade, I continue to question this diagnosis, and I use natural alternatives to ritalin, after I began refusing to take ritalin in the 9th grade. Do you really want to be on a drug that will radically affect your sleep patterns, libido, eating habits, mood, and could possibly cause permanent damage to your liver and metabolism? All for the sake of some mysterious psychobabble called 'being able to focus.' Whatever the fuck that is.