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Google Forms Partnership With NASA

jangobongo writes "Google said on Wednesday that it plans to partner with NASA on space research projects. The new partnership will involve R&D on biotechnology, information technology and nanotechnology, as well as supercomputing. The news article notes some of the mutual benefits: "Google stands to gain from learning about NASA's supercomputers, which could come in handy as the Mountain View search engine compiles even bigger indexes of information and video. NASA leaders cited the benefits of getting access to Google's search expertise to pick out nuggets of information from the volumes of data streaming back from satellites and human space launches."" This story might seem familiar to you. Consider it a public service: if I didn't screw up occasionally, a lot of angry readers would have no other way to vent their rage in a safe environment.

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  1. Saw that coming by fembots · · Score: 5, Funny

    First they were collaborating on technology, so the next natural step is to form a partnership. All in all took less than 10 hours to decide.

    1. Re:Saw that coming by Zarquil · · Score: 2, Funny

      10 more hours and they'll have a marriage with a couple of really rowdy kids running around the place...

    2. Re:Saw that coming by iotashan · · Score: 1, Funny

      Look, ma... Duplicate comments for a duplicate post! :)

  2. R E P O S T by popo · · Score: 5, Funny


    Fer crying out loud, its not only a repost, its *still* up on the /. front page!!!

    Get it together CmdrTaco!

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    1. Re:R E P O S T by Megane · · Score: 5, Funny

      Zonk is so good that he's been posting dupes before the original article appears!

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    2. Re:R E P O S T by Rahga · · Score: 4, Funny

      Physics can explain this...

      The article is moving is moving so fast that that while it appears to be in at the bottom of the page one second, then at the top of the page by the next second. However, the article has taken what would feel like days in our time to make the trip, and observes that we haven't moved at all.

    3. Re:R E P O S T by oGMo · · Score: 4, Funny

      But this one features the Google icon on top, so we're getting both sides of the story.

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    4. Re:R E P O S T by extrasolar · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, maybe the daddypants account is just a joke or something. Here, try the following email address because I'm *sure* it works: rootdevslashnull@slashdot.org .

  3. Searching Space by rsmith-mac · · Score: 4, Funny

    Am I the only one that finds a certain sense of subtle irony in a search engine company searching space itself? Now if only I could use Google to find my car keys...

    1. Re:Searching Space by bhsx · · Score: 4, Funny
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    2. Re:Searching Space by blackmonday · · Score: 4, Funny

      I searched Google for your car keys, they're in between the cushions on your couch.

  4. We all know the real reason behind this. by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think Google is just hoping to get discounted fares for trips to their lunar base.

  5. Re:Duped in under 9 hours. by Otter · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...and it's not like there's a high threshold here for Google stories. Haven't they changed their cafeteria prices or repainted their parking spaces or something since this morning?

  6. NASA twenty years from now by totallygeek · · Score: 4, Funny
    The head of NASA will be saying, "Looking back, working with Google was a mistake."

  7. Next within 2 hours on news! by TarrySingh · · Score: 2, Funny

    Google's partnership with NASA confirmed! :-)

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  8. Could we get a finer detailed.. by FreshFunk510 · · Score: 5, Funny

    .. play-by-play of the growing relationship with Google and Nasa? Because 2 stories in 1 day is certainly not enough for me.

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  9. Re:Pete and Repeat by spoonyfork · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pete and Repeat are on a boat, Pete jumps off, who's left . . . ?

    Repeat.

    Pete and Repeat are on a boat. Pete jumps off. Who's left?

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  10. search engine by ecumenical_40oz · · Score: 5, Funny

    find: moon landing AND mars landing NOT 15 year wait NOT 10 Billion dollar price tag

  11. It's a job; not a hobby by Sun+Tzu · · Score: 1, Funny

    Evidently, Taco doesn't read /.

  12. A Better Partnership by eander315 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wish they would partner with Slashdot so the editors can search the site before posting DUPES.

  13. instant karma by cobbaut · · Score: 5, Funny
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  14. Re:Pete and Repeat by Karma_fucker_sucker · · Score: 3, Funny

    How fucking dare you say "asterisk"!

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  15. I read a funny joke press release this morning by Work+Account · · Score: 2, Funny
    GOOGLE/NASA TEAM UP
    SILICON VALLEY, CALIFORNIA, USA
    AP NEWS WIRE
    One of the first fruits of the Google/NASA pairing will be the gShuttle. The existing space shuttle will be modified to store 10x the amount the previous shuttle could (though no details yet from NASA as to why they need that much space and if they'd actually use it). The new shuttle would also bring up paid advertisments based on various criteria, the formula for which Google has not made public. Another gShuttle innovation would be a radically simplier control and navigation system. The pilots will not simply type in their commands to the shuttle (e.g. "rearThrusters:fire burntime:10"). One particularly interesting feature is the "I feel lucky" button on the navigation console, no specifics as to the exact function of this button was put forth by the Google spokesdrone.
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  16. Coming Soon - NASOOGLE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Useless, overweight organisations - combine! Forming NASOOGLE! No wonder Google has managed to make their stock price defy gravity recently. :) I'm sure we'll soon see the other fruits of their work:

    * The Space Shuttle "USS Beta", it sorta works but nobody can be held responsible because it's clearly still being tested. And you want a ride, you have to be invited by someone else who's already an astronaut.

    * "Unintrusive" advertising on all Hubble images. Sure, you get a slightly less useful image (and hey, it's text, so it can't be bad.. right?) - but for some reason you can now never delete any data. Images of Uranus now all have links to toilet humor websites, due to advertisers for whom the joke never seem to get old.

    * Thousands of junker PCs at mission control are running in a cluster - half of them have failed, but who knows which ones? The NASOOGLE Surveyor robots are sent on a 3 year mission to the server room to seek out dead machines. Bonus mission: second robot accidentally enters nerd founder's psyche, discovers their virginity, buried under pile of money and stock certificates. Core sample of founder's brain is unsucessful due to excessive ego field, boosted by recent purchase of a private Boeing 767.

    * Google Maps now randomly delivers distances in Imperial or Metric, without telling you which. It'll crash (into another planet) when asked to be specific.

    * Meanwhile, NASOOGLE tests a new type of spacecraft drive, powered by pure irony emminating from Slashdot posters asserting Google's "do no evil" policy. Point out that the only product Google sells is advertising (since when have advertising companies ever worked in the interest of you, their targets?), view lunatic Google zealots defending Google for being bastion of good, hook web browser up to irony detector, and voila! Sustained spaceflight is achieved, travelling at twice the speed of light.

    I could go on, but I'm bored now. Google and NASA both seem to be waning organisations who haven't really done anything original, worthwhile or exciting in a while. They kind of deserve each other at this point.

  17. Re:In other news... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 4, Funny

    In other news, the "THIS IS A DUPE" whiners form a partnership with the /. editors--because the latter repeats itself less.

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  18. Re:Its time has come...my gift to the /. community by SoCalChris · · Score: 3, Funny

    [ ] Still no cure for cancer

    I think your Slashdot EeziPost (TM) MK I is having a conflict with the Fark SquirrelNut Commentator 3000 (TM)

  19. Re:Its time has come...my gift to the /. community by Linker3000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    In other new: Drew claims code infringement and hires same lawyer as SCO, grabs another beer. His dog wants compensation.

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  20. FUCKING DUPE!!!! by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1, Funny
    if I didn't screw up occasionally, a lot of angry readers would have no other way to vent their rage in a safe environment.

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    Hey, you're right! I feel much better, now. I just wish the lameness filter would let me post in all-caps... I could really let loose then.

  21. Re:That's wicked - wish I had mod points!!! by jx100 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..don't you mean...

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