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Google Forms Partnership With NASA

jangobongo writes "Google said on Wednesday that it plans to partner with NASA on space research projects. The new partnership will involve R&D on biotechnology, information technology and nanotechnology, as well as supercomputing. The news article notes some of the mutual benefits: "Google stands to gain from learning about NASA's supercomputers, which could come in handy as the Mountain View search engine compiles even bigger indexes of information and video. NASA leaders cited the benefits of getting access to Google's search expertise to pick out nuggets of information from the volumes of data streaming back from satellites and human space launches."" This story might seem familiar to you. Consider it a public service: if I didn't screw up occasionally, a lot of angry readers would have no other way to vent their rage in a safe environment.

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  1. Saw that coming by fembots · · Score: 5, Funny

    First they were collaborating on technology, so the next natural step is to form a partnership. All in all took less than 10 hours to decide.

    1. Re:Saw that coming by Zarquil · · Score: 2, Funny

      10 more hours and they'll have a marriage with a couple of really rowdy kids running around the place...

  2. R E P O S T by popo · · Score: 5, Funny


    Fer crying out loud, its not only a repost, its *still* up on the /. front page!!!

    Get it together CmdrTaco!

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    1. Re:R E P O S T by Megane · · Score: 5, Funny

      Zonk is so good that he's been posting dupes before the original article appears!

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    2. Re:R E P O S T by Rahga · · Score: 4, Funny

      Physics can explain this...

      The article is moving is moving so fast that that while it appears to be in at the bottom of the page one second, then at the top of the page by the next second. However, the article has taken what would feel like days in our time to make the trip, and observes that we haven't moved at all.

    3. Re:R E P O S T by oGMo · · Score: 4, Funny

      But this one features the Google icon on top, so we're getting both sides of the story.

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    4. Re:R E P O S T by djh101010 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Fer crying out loud, its not only a repost, its *still* up on the /. front page!!!

      Once again, I saw this before it happened (subscribers see articles before they go "green") and reported it to the "If you see a serious problem with this article, report it to daddypants@slashdot.org". I sent the email, with a link and everything to Zonk's post of the same thing.

      Just like last time, nothing happened. No acknowledgement of the email (automated _or_ human), and the dupe went out.

      Hey editors, does anyone read the daddypants emails? Am I wasting my time? I mean, if you're not going to do anything about it anyway, remove the mailto: link.

      Annoyed,
      djh101010

    5. Re:R E P O S T by twilight30 · · Score: 2

      You're still subscribing?

      Why in the name of crikey would you want to do that? Continuing to shoot money their way is essentially reinforcing their poor behaviour.

      If it were me, I'd be thinking seriously about cancelling it and firing them a strongly-worded letter explaining why.

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    6. Re:R E P O S T by extrasolar · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, maybe the daddypants account is just a joke or something. Here, try the following email address because I'm *sure* it works: rootdevslashnull@slashdot.org .

  3. So it wasn't a joke after all by scenestar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sign me up for G.C.H.E.E.S.E.

    http://www.google.com/jobs/lunar_job.html

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  4. Searching Space by rsmith-mac · · Score: 4, Funny

    Am I the only one that finds a certain sense of subtle irony in a search engine company searching space itself? Now if only I could use Google to find my car keys...

    1. Re:Searching Space by bhsx · · Score: 4, Funny
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    2. Re:Searching Space by blackmonday · · Score: 4, Funny

      I searched Google for your car keys, they're in between the cushions on your couch.

    3. Re:Searching Space by NitsujTPU · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ya I'm a girl - do you have a problem with it, bub?

      No, I don't.

  5. We all know the real reason behind this. by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think Google is just hoping to get discounted fares for trips to their lunar base.

  6. NASA twenty years from now by totallygeek · · Score: 4, Funny
    The head of NASA will be saying, "Looking back, working with Google was a mistake."

  7. Next within 2 hours on news! by TarrySingh · · Score: 2, Funny

    Google's partnership with NASA confirmed! :-)

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  8. MS-Spacestation? by zappepcs · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Now that google is working with NASA (Twice) does this mean that Ms will build the MS Spacestation in order to beat google?

  9. Could we get a finer detailed.. by FreshFunk510 · · Score: 5, Funny

    .. play-by-play of the growing relationship with Google and Nasa? Because 2 stories in 1 day is certainly not enough for me.

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  10. Should Be Open Bid by geomon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The government should only form alliances with industry where there are no other obvious partners. While Google may have a lead on search technology, opening up the partnership process to include Microsoft and Yahoo! would benefit the government more than sole sourcing.

    Competition for government partnerships is always better than just selecting the current industry lead. The US government did that with office suites and is now paying a hefty price for that decision.

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    1. Re:Should Be Open Bid by Brendor · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I wrote this reply to the previous article but thought it might be relevant here as well. Google's "robustly academic" corporate culture of as well of their product offerings are well suited to NASA in particular.

      "Considering how much data NASA has to process, I think Google's tools fit right in . . ."

      I remember a TV news piece about NASA not having the capability to process the data in it s collection due to the bandwidth of the tape backup system at the time and the shelf life and quantity of the tapes. This is the sort of data set that Google seems to look for in any market they can conceive of.

      Since this data is work of the federal government it should be Public domain as well. The Public would benefit form having such information available. Anything from videos of all previous shuttle missions (NASA TV presented by Google Video) to Galactic Maps, Transcripts and scientific data from unmanned and manned missions going back to the 1950s. (Does NASA (or any other govt. agency) currently offer the data they've collected for the public in usable formats such as excel spreadsheets or other comparable formats that are not primarily publications formats such as PDF or HTML?)

  11. Re:Pete and Repeat by spoonyfork · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pete and Repeat are on a boat, Pete jumps off, who's left . . . ?

    Repeat.

    Pete and Repeat are on a boat. Pete jumps off. Who's left?

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  12. search engine by ecumenical_40oz · · Score: 5, Funny

    find: moon landing AND mars landing NOT 15 year wait NOT 10 Billion dollar price tag

    1. Re:search engine by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Empty set (0.0003 sec)

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  13. Re:New opportunity for a partnership! by op12 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The data has been mined, and a month of posts has be reduced to 6 posts:

    1. Google becoming evil!
    2. Google vs. Microsoft!
    3. IE vs. Firefox!
    4. *AA coming after $P2P
    5. Linux/Open source: is it spreading/becoming mainstream?
    6. Slashvertisments


    ...I keed.......kind of...

  14. A Better Partnership by eander315 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wish they would partner with Slashdot so the editors can search the site before posting DUPES.

  15. Article has it backwards. by team99parody · · Score: 3, Insightful
    From TFA: "Google stands to gain from learning about NASA's supercomputers, which could come in handy as the Mountain View search engine compiles even bigger indexes of information and video."

    More realistically, NASA's supercomputer guys stand to gain from learning how to build even bigger supercompuers than their for cheaper.

    It seems all too often that the press seems to misrepresent the old stoggy has-beens as "teaching" teh upstarts (like the other story on slashdot that claimed "HP Propelling Linux Into Truly 'Big' Time", when IBM & Google have pretty much proven that Linux is leading HP if anything propelling HP into the big time).

    I think the partnership's great, though -- I'd love to see what kinds of computing efforts could be pulled off with NASA's resources (billions are small to them (" as the average launch expenditures during its operations up to 2005 accumulates to $1.3 billion " from wikipedia); while it still makes news when Google raises 4-billion) and Google's knowledge.

  16. instant karma by cobbaut · · Score: 5, Funny
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    1. Re:instant karma by benjamin264 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or repost your comments and see if they get modded the same...

      In any event, I really hope that all of this does generate some positive interest in NASA.

  17. Re:Pete and Repeat by Karma_fucker_sucker · · Score: 3, Funny

    How fucking dare you say "asterisk"!

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  18. I read a funny joke press release this morning by Work+Account · · Score: 2, Funny
    GOOGLE/NASA TEAM UP
    SILICON VALLEY, CALIFORNIA, USA
    AP NEWS WIRE
    One of the first fruits of the Google/NASA pairing will be the gShuttle. The existing space shuttle will be modified to store 10x the amount the previous shuttle could (though no details yet from NASA as to why they need that much space and if they'd actually use it). The new shuttle would also bring up paid advertisments based on various criteria, the formula for which Google has not made public. Another gShuttle innovation would be a radically simplier control and navigation system. The pilots will not simply type in their commands to the shuttle (e.g. "rearThrusters:fire burntime:10"). One particularly interesting feature is the "I feel lucky" button on the navigation console, no specifics as to the exact function of this button was put forth by the Google spokesdrone.
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  19. First Google Earth.. by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...next, Google Space!

  20. Coming Soon - NASOOGLE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Useless, overweight organisations - combine! Forming NASOOGLE! No wonder Google has managed to make their stock price defy gravity recently. :) I'm sure we'll soon see the other fruits of their work:

    * The Space Shuttle "USS Beta", it sorta works but nobody can be held responsible because it's clearly still being tested. And you want a ride, you have to be invited by someone else who's already an astronaut.

    * "Unintrusive" advertising on all Hubble images. Sure, you get a slightly less useful image (and hey, it's text, so it can't be bad.. right?) - but for some reason you can now never delete any data. Images of Uranus now all have links to toilet humor websites, due to advertisers for whom the joke never seem to get old.

    * Thousands of junker PCs at mission control are running in a cluster - half of them have failed, but who knows which ones? The NASOOGLE Surveyor robots are sent on a 3 year mission to the server room to seek out dead machines. Bonus mission: second robot accidentally enters nerd founder's psyche, discovers their virginity, buried under pile of money and stock certificates. Core sample of founder's brain is unsucessful due to excessive ego field, boosted by recent purchase of a private Boeing 767.

    * Google Maps now randomly delivers distances in Imperial or Metric, without telling you which. It'll crash (into another planet) when asked to be specific.

    * Meanwhile, NASOOGLE tests a new type of spacecraft drive, powered by pure irony emminating from Slashdot posters asserting Google's "do no evil" policy. Point out that the only product Google sells is advertising (since when have advertising companies ever worked in the interest of you, their targets?), view lunatic Google zealots defending Google for being bastion of good, hook web browser up to irony detector, and voila! Sustained spaceflight is achieved, travelling at twice the speed of light.

    I could go on, but I'm bored now. Google and NASA both seem to be waning organisations who haven't really done anything original, worthwhile or exciting in a while. They kind of deserve each other at this point.

  21. Re:In other news... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 4, Funny

    In other news, the "THIS IS A DUPE" whiners form a partnership with the /. editors--because the latter repeats itself less.

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  22. Its time has come...my gift to the /. community... by Linker3000 · · Score: 5, Informative

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  23. Re:Its time has come...my gift to the /. community by SoCalChris · · Score: 3, Funny

    [ ] Still no cure for cancer

    I think your Slashdot EeziPost (TM) MK I is having a conflict with the Fark SquirrelNut Commentator 3000 (TM)

  24. Is it possible to mod down dupe complainers? by yog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I guess it's handy to know that a story is redundant, but when most of the ensuing discussion is focussed on that point, it gets kind of boring, not to mention that the postings are themselves dupes of each other. I wish that the user options provided a way to hide such postings so that those of us interested in the story can discuss it. Although, I do tend to browse at -1 since some decent comments do get modded down by ignorant moderators.

    I think it's really cool that NASA is partnering with Google; there seems to be some real synergy there. Someone at Google or at NASA is thinking creatively. NASA has data, and Google has data-processing technologies. Makes sense.

    I disagree with the guy who thinks Google should share the partnership with Yahoo and Microsoft. Think of the complexities that would be involved in such a 4-way collaboration, with the three competitors jockeying for a dominant role while publicly acting like friendly partners, while secretly trying to steal each other's technologies, and so forth. No, Google is the premier search engine in the world; no one else comes close, and it seems unlikely that MS/Yahoo will become household search terms any time soon. "Let's just MSN that recipe when we get home!" "Did you yahoo this or did you write yourself?" No I don't think so somehow.

    It would be interesting to see if NASA opens up its space probe data streams to Google searches in the future. Perhaps this will spawn a whole new cottage industry of weekend warriors who try to interpret the gigabytes of information streaming back from Mars probes and the like.

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    1. Re:Is it possible to mod down dupe complainers? by Thing+1 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Is it possible to mod down dupe complainers?

      It should be fairly simple to add a regex text field with a modifier of your choice.

      Like for Friends, Foes, Fans, and Freaks, you can choose different modifiers; this would open it up so you could, say, mod to -5 any post with "dupe" in it.

      Several of those could be added: subject, comment, signature, and even name. Actually, do it the way Google does attachments, and have the type be a drop-down as well. Then you could have as many as you like, and the default view doesn't take a lot of screen real estate.

      Me, I'd +5 any mention of Discworld or Douglas Adams. ;-)

      Giving me the idea that, like your relationships, it might be nice to have the regexs be public. (It should be optional though.)

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  25. Re:Its time has come...my gift to the /. community by Linker3000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    In other new: Drew claims code infringement and hires same lawyer as SCO, grabs another beer. His dog wants compensation.

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  26. Re:Its time has come...my gift to the /. community by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 4, Informative

    Don't forget

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  27. Re:That's wicked - wish I had mod points!!! by jx100 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..don't you mean...

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    #NB: For obvious reasons, the first option is ENABLED by default - remember to turn off if you are NOT responding to a dupe

    [ ] Another: [ ] Dupe [ ] Slashvertisment [ ] WTF [ ] $editor is a dork

    [ ] Frist psot [ ] link to GNAA [ ] Link to goatse [ ] $random_drivel

    [ ] I Haven't RTFA, but... $random_opinionated_comment

    [ ] Slashdotted already!. I bet their server runs on $topic_item too

    [ ] Soul_sucking registration required

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    [ ] Fsck: [ ] SCO [ ] Micro$oft [ ] DMCA [ ] DRM [ ] MPAA [ ] RIAA [ ] Google [ ] Bush [ ] You all

    [ ] I for one welcome our new $topic_item overlords

    [ ] Imagine a beowulf cluster of those

    [ ] In Soviet Russia, $topic_item owns you!

    [ ] Meh!

    [ ] Netcraft confirms $topic_item is: [ ] dead [ ] dying

    [ ] But have the inventors thought of what will happen if $random_amateur_insight

    [ ] Once again the USA is clamping down on my [ ] Amendment rights.

    [X] You insensitive clod

    [ ] But people who download music from P2P networks are more likely to buy the album

    [ ] Cue DVD Jon-type crack in 3..2..1

    [ ] Torrent, anyone?

    [ ] Here's a link to a patch: $random_linux_distro_url

    [ ] Profit!!

    [ ] Still no cure for cancer

    ?