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Flock, the New Browser on the Block

^tamago^ writes to tell us BusinessWeek Online is reporting that a new browser is stepping into the arena. This new competitor, Flock, hopes to change the face of web browsing by turning their's into the swiss army knife of browsers. From the article: "Flock's browser is built specifically for a new, emerging generation of Web users, one that isn't satisfied passively browsing media online. Flock hopes to turn the browser into a dashboard for collaborating, blogging, sharing photos, reveling in a raft of other group activities that have recently caught fire online"

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  1. And I suppose everyone using it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ....Will be sheep?

    1. Re:And I suppose everyone using it by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      And I suppose everyone using it... Will be sheep?

      Flock ewe!

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    2. Re:And I suppose everyone using it by BandwidthHog · · Score: 2, Funny

      Baaaaaaaaaaaad.

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  2. Hope they fix the font size in their browser by amrust · · Score: 3, Funny

    Because the text on that page is GIGANTIC.

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  3. this browser will change everything by steak · · Score: 2, Funny

    i hear it has "push" technology

  4. I say... by rock217 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Decrem expects to make money from running Google ads, as well as getting so-called affiliate fees for referring users to commercial sites such as Amazon.com

    feck flock

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  5. This is great! by anandamide · · Score: 5, Funny

    Instead of telling someone to visit a website, I can tell them to "Flock This!"

  6. Another Browser.... by donnacha · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... Flock off!!

  7. And I ran... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I ran so far away.

  8. Re:...hmmmm by rofl+copter · · Score: 1, Funny

    haha, yeah. i hope the browser doesnt havehuge standard fonts like that.

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  9. Finally! by JohnPerkins · · Score: 4, Funny

    A browser that embraces bloat!

  10. I wonder what MBA thought this one up. by mumblestheclown · · Score: 5, Funny

    I what proactive MBA envisioned the synergies that would allow flock to become a knowledge portal center of excellence for podcasting core competencies of leveraging mindshare and paradigm shifts to achieve superlinear ROI.

    1. Re:I wonder what MBA thought this one up. by Da_Biz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Your choice of words is perfect: I was getting a dot-Bomb flashback from reading the article summary.

      I'd love to chat more, but I'm too busy monetizing my core capabilities using Mark-to-Market accounting techniques and leveraging my strategic partnerships with nano-wireless-application-provider-social networking-viral marketing startups.

  11. Covering the bases by saddino · · Score: 5, Funny

    Expect Flock to crash and, from time to time, lose all your data.

    OK, so apparently it's at least as stable as IE.

  12. umm, entirely new idea of thinking by skeletor935 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Flock also keeps a history of every Web page a user visits, so they can be found easily later.

    I've seen this feature before, but I can't recall where...

  13. Re:No Invite by RangerRick98 · · Score: 5, Funny

    they can't develop a web page worth a crud...

    They probably spent all of their website design budget on this slashvertisement. :)

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  14. Re:A little thin on details. by tehshen · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh and hey, wanna join the flock? We're hiring! So guess what? Send us your resume! ...Meet the Flockers?

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  15. Re:Yuck by aichpvee · · Score: 5, Funny

    SPOILER: flock.com kills eyes!

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  16. Re:Invalid markup, to boot. by CableModemSniper · · Score: 4, Funny

    Uh oh...

    http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http://www.apple .com/macosx/features/safari/

    Apparently there is no attribute "HEGIHT".

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  17. Re:Yuck by LennyDotCom · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, all I can say is that if the web site is any indicator of the design talents of its creators

    I accually like the site design. It's a nice change of pace from most PR websites that try to be so creative you caqn't find any useful info or are so full of flash that you can't stand the waite or figureout how to find the info. Thier site loads fast and you can find what you a looking for very easy.

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  18. Article summary by joe_bruin · · Score: 5, Funny

    FLOCK(2)            Linux Programmer's Manual            FLOCK(2)

    NAME
           flock - apply or remove an advisory lock on an open file
    SYNOPSIS
           #include <sys/file.h>
           int flock(int fd, int operation)
    DESCRIPTION
           Apply  or  remove  an  advisory lock on an open file.  The
           file is specified  by  fd.   Valid  operations  are  given
           below:
                  LOCK_SH   Shared  lock.   More than one process may
                            hold a shared lock for a given file at  a
                            given time.

                  LOCK_EX   Exclusive  lock.   Only  one  process may
                            hold an exclusive lock for a  given  file
                            at a given time.

                  LOCK_UN   Unlock.

                  LOCK_NB   Don't  block when locking.  May be speci&#173;
                            fied (by or'ing) along with  one  of  the
                            other operations.

           A  single file may not simultaneously have both shared and
           exclusive locks.

           A file is locked (i.e., the inode), not the file  descrip&#173;
           tor.   So,  dup(2)  and  fork(2)  do  not  create multiple
           instances of a lock.

    RETURN VALUE
           On success, zero is returned.  On error, -1  is  returned,
           and errno is set appropriately.
    ERRORS
           EWOULDBLOCK
                  The  file  is  locked  and  the  LOCK_NB  flag  was
                  selected.
    CONFORMING TO
           4.4BSD (the flock(2) call first appeared in 4.2BSD).
    NOTES
           flock(2) does not  lock  files  over  NFS.   Use  fcntl(2)
           instead:  that  does  work  over NFS, given a sufficiently
           recent version of Linux and a server which supports  lock&#173;
           ing.

           flock(2)  and fcntl(2) locks have different semantics with
           respect to forked processes and dup(2).
    SEE ALSO
           open(2), close(2), dup(2), execve(2),  fcntl(2),  fork(2),
           lockf(3)

           There    are   also   locks.txt   and   mandatory.txt   in
           /usr/src/linux/Documentation.

    Linux                       1998-12-11                   FLOCK(2)

    1. Re:Article summary by game+kid · · Score: 5, Funny

      I tried to install this newfangled Flock on Linux, but...

      [root@localhost] # make install
      make: *waves index finger*
      i KNOW you didn't try to overwrite the REAL flock
      with that browser and shit.
      See >man flock< and burn in hell.
      *throws root's clothes out window*
      Stop.
      [root@localhost] #

      My Linux seems a bit protective of its territory nowadays...

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  19. Re:Yuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    No kidding. God, we can't /. this thing fast enough. Somebody post this on Fark too.

  20. "their's" by adavies42 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Impressive, that one's quite rare.

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  21. Re:Based off of Konqueror? by advid · · Score: 3, Funny

    They're actually pirating FireFox.

    In all seriousness, though, it's a bunch of FireFox developers who're whacking FireFox into a new form.

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  22. Fun with form input by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm not sure I agree. The directions for subscribing "root@localhost.localdomain" to their mailing list a few times were clear enough.

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  23. Re:Screams? More like burning letters 100' tall. by kfg · · Score: 4, Funny

    They ARE FireFox extensions.

    Because Flock is FireFox forked by a Firefox developer with some sort of hidden marketing agenda.

    He took FireFox, turned it into a squid, dressed it up in spangles and glued tits to it.

    Careful boys, you just might get your fingers burned if you try to fondle these puppies.

    KFG

  24. They lost me at... by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..."We started Flock to build tools that empower people."

    I don't want my browser to "empower" me, I want it to quickly and efficiently let me waste time between classes while reading about computers and things that explode. The thought of an "empowered" browser (and my experiences at a local women's college) brings up some very disturbing mental images.

    Flock: You seem to be searching for pornography, which subjugates women and furthers the phallusocracy that keeps undeserving white men in power. Instead, I've directed your search towards some Andrea Dworkin you might want to peruse.

    Flock: Your search for 'Black Norwegian Metal' returned 217,000 hits. But might I suggest some Natalie Merchant, Bikini Kill, Ani DiFranco, or other womyn-friendly artists?

    Flock: I notice that your Slashdot history shows a disturbing number of posts that suggest discrimination towards homosexuals, people of African descent, and extraplanetary immigrants. Until you show a pattern of clicking and browsing of sites that further the cause of disenfranchised peoples of color or alternate sexuality, I will encrypt your "special" folder that you think I don't know about.

    And I bet it smells like patchouli, too.

  25. Re:Is it just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's just you. You must need a new browser, dude.

  26. Oh, god, please, no... by argent · · Score: 4, Funny

    For example, we can envision a world where you can watch people writing blog posts as they write them.

    And for real thrills, you can watch paint dry. ... "he's started a new paragraph..." ... "woot, is he talking about Microsoft yet?" ... "nah, it's something about his kid." ... "screw this, I'm gonna see what Dvorak's up to."

  27. Re:Yuck by aussie_a · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's why I only install stuff like this at school.

  28. Re:I'm blind! by Mehtuus · · Score: 3, Funny

    That was the first time a website actually startled me.

    No joke. What the flock were they thinking when they made that flocking website. Maybe you have to use their flocking browser just to see their site correctly, with the flocking "hegiht" attributes and all.

    flock.com till it kills ya, or blinds you anyways...

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  29. Re:No Invite by Hosiah · · Score: 2, Funny
    Now all they get is \. ridicule

    Wow! They advertized on "Backslashdot.com" too?