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Wallace and Gromit Studio Loses History

TheFarmerInTheDell writes "CNN is reporting that the Aardman Animations building in Bristol, home of Wallace and Gromit, has been destroyed by fire From the article: 'Today was supposed to be a day of celebration, with the news that 'Wallace and Gromit' had gone in at No. 1 at the U.S. box office, but instead our whole history has been wiped out'"

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  1. APB by sielwolf · · Score: 5, Funny

    Be on the lookout for a penguin with a rubber glove on its head.

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    1. Re:APB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Once again I put the blame squarely on Linux.

    2. Re:APB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      No penguins around here. Only bird I've seen lately is my subtenant, a quiet chicken.

    3. Re:APB by butterwise · · Score: 2, Funny

      Be on the lookout for a penguin with a rubber glove on its head.

      ...or a guy with a red stapler...

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  2. Backup by Stian+Engen · · Score: 5, Funny

    And that is why 11 out of 10 firemen recommend off-site backup! How do you backup clay btw?

    1. Re:Backup by CheeseTroll · · Score: 5, Funny

      Aren't clay sculptures preserved by firing them, as in a kiln? Sounds like some characters were making an attempt at self-preservation!

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    2. Re:Backup by dr_dank · · Score: 4, Funny

      The clay characters themselves are not kept after filming because they disintegrate...

      Point this out to a kid next time you watch a claymation-type feature.

      Hey kids! Gumby's dead!

      I think the child development experts call this a "teachable moment".

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  3. Fire bad... by RedBear · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wait, I thought the fire was supposed to come after the /.ing, not before...

    Joking aside, this is pretty sad. But I'm sure they'll be back on their feet in no time and making new stuff.

  4. That Ain't Crackin' by MikeyTheK · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since The Wrong Trousers made an appearance at a shorts festival, I've been a fan. The good news should be that the clay figures should be ok evermore now that the heat has turned them into...ceramic...

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    1. Re:That Ain't Crackin' by nagora · · Score: 2, Funny
      Since The Wrong Trousers made an appearance at a shorts festival,

      Well, they certainly were the wrong trousers, in that case – they were ankle-length!

      TWW

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  5. arson? by matt4077 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's either the smurfs or a rabbit from the Isle of Man.

    1. Re:arson? by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 3, Funny
      It's either the smurfs...

      I put my money on the Smurfs. An airstrike has already been launched in retaliation.

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  6. Aardman Animations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe a pyromaniac is burning all the animation studios in alphabetical order?

  7. Re:News for Nerds! by rovingeyes · · Score: 5, Funny
    I read this 12 hours ago on the BBC

    Well their time zone is ahead of us, so they get the news early. Don't blame /. ;)

  8. Incredible Publicity Stunt! by mythosaz · · Score: 1, Funny

    Man, I've heard of some crazy stunts for free advertising, but this is crazy.

  9. So, does this mean. . . by Excen · · Score: 3, Funny

    . . . that Wallace and Grommit are Pottery?

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  10. Overkill by g0bshiTe · · Score: 4, Funny

    If the critics didn't like it a simple it sucked would have sufficed.

    They didn't have to resort to arson, unless they felt that Wallace and Grommet are really that evil and must be destroyed at all costs.


    Keep the faith guys, from the ashes will rise a phoenix.

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  11. The SAG is to blame doubtlessly... by east+coast · · Score: 1, Funny

    They're pissed that a claymation took top spot over some crappy cookie cutter film and that they didn't need to hire an "actor" at 7 digits to draw a crowd.

    Oh, the humanity!

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  12. I expected this by OSXpert · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is what happens when you beat Captain Malcom Reynolds at the Box Office. I imagine investigators will reveal that the cause of the fire was a "Crazy Ivan" Gorram claymation.

  13. Re:Why not to store everything in one location. by Propagandhi · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it was so important to them they should have spend the money to store it in multiple locations.

    You're totally right, this is what they get for being so lazy. Had I been in charge of storage I would have carefully hid each bit of priceless memorabelia in a scattering of booby-trapped tombs in the most remote sections of the world. Furthermore, carbon copies of each item would have been blasted into a complex orbit which passed through our solar system only once every 217,326 light years, thereby protecting each piece in the case of Earth's total destruction.

    Oh... wait... no, that wouldn't be practical... I'd just keep everything in a warehouse so that I'd know where the hell it was...

  14. Aardman Animations-"D"-Day. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    *rolls dice*

    Come on Disney.

    1. Re:Aardman Animations-"D"-Day. by hondo77 · · Score: 3, Funny

      He doesn't need to go to Disney. Did you see the trailer for Chicken Little?

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  15. Re:Please No!! by gowen · · Score: 5, Funny
    Not according to Nick Page, who made most of the stuff.
    Nick Park later added "getting called Nick Page on slashdot. That's pretty humiliating."
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  16. After One Week's Delay... by OgGreeb · · Score: 5, Funny

    Halliburton will announce they have received a FEMA no-bid $10 billion dollar contract to rebuild a devastated chicken farm in England.

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  17. That's not a phoenix... by sab39 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's a penguin with a rubber glove on it's head.

  18. ZZ Top video clip cartoonists reply... by elgatozorbas · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...phew!

  19. Re:Ouch by ghjm · · Score: 4, Funny

    I used to have a matter duplicator in my basement, but unfortunately it was destroyed in a fire. It was the only copy.

    -Graham

  20. probably pyromaniac at work by elgatozorbas · · Score: 3, Funny

    Police are on the lookout

  21. Oh the humanity! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    First the great library of Alexandria, and now this???

    Let's hope Western Civilization can withstand the blow.

  22. It was the chickens by AndroidCat · · Score: 4, Funny

    They're organized, I know it. Ginger, she's their leader, I reckon.

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  23. Re:a shame by HugePedlar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Careful - In this day and age you could be sued for stealing their intellectual property!

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  24. Re:Not everything is lost, only a warehouse by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Funny

    don't say that too close to some Star wars/star trek/ghostbusters/whatever movie fans. they get rabid about some obscure piece of fodder from the sets and fawn over owning some random piece of crap one day at an extremely high price.

    "This is the cloth they were going to use for darth vader's cloak but changed it before shooting... it's very rare."

    "I paid $390.00 for this roll of toilet paper stolen from Wil Weatons trailer when they were filming the last episode with him in it on location! it's very very rare!"

    gobs of morons... I mean geeks pine for this crap. it could have made them millions on ebay in a couple of months.

    Now I must return to my bidding on a valuable high quality reproduction of the robot from lost in space... It's very rare.

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  25. Video archive by ediron2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I had a house burn down once, and the thing that ended up being most useful afterward was a videotape showing inventory and carefully showing irreplaceable stuff like a portrait photo of my great grandfather.

    If only Aardman had taken the time to create a video archive of all these props and objects... something like a movie...

    erm... nevermind.

    (Especially on grim days like today, I really miss Emily Latella. And Nick Park's classy reaction to this personal catastrophe impressed the hell out of me. Thanks, Nick.)

  26. Re:Park is a true humanitarian. by RexDart · · Score: 2, Funny

    A real man with feats of clay?

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  27. Re:Not everything is lost, only a warehouse by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    If my office burned down tomorrow, I'd need the offsite backup take restored onto a new server, a new Macintosh, a new desk, and a chair. That's it.

    And a source of power and security to guard all that 24-7 in the blackened empty lot that used to be your office building.

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  28. In the news tommorrow... by Userfaulty · · Score: 2, Funny

    Police have identified the suspects as part of the "Garden Gnome Liberation Front" after recieving a video tape claiming the arson was justified because the claymation sets were "going soft". More information on this at 10 pm.

  29. Re:Captain Obvious responds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah, he should've used parsecs.

  30. Re:a shame by Molt · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't, I sold my famous person atoms on eBay. Some bloke paid an arm and a leg for them.

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  31. Spoiler ahead! by elgatozorbas · · Score: 3, Funny
    ...I learned their dirty secret: There is more than one gromit.

    Also, Gromit is not a real dog!