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200gb Hack for iPod Nano

romka1 writes "For people who think their Nano doesn't have enought space for their music there is a hack walkthrough to get 200 gigs on your Nano. Warning some assembly required" For some reason this tickled my funny bone this morning. Enjoy.

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  1. Screw the Nano. by mopslik · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've always wanted an iPod Kilo.

    1. Re:Screw the Nano. by Infinityis · · Score: 5, Funny

      Apple Headquarters Raided

      Cupertino, CA (AP)

      In response to recent news of the latest iPod developments, federal agents raided Apple Headquarters as part of an international drug bust. During the raid, 10,000 iPod Kilos were recovered. The contents of these white blocks have proven highly addictive, especially to teenagers and college students. What most students fail to realize is the dangers involved in being a regular 'user'.

      "Many of these kids turn the volume way too lound and actually damage their ears" one federal agent said, on condition of anonymity. "It's horrifying what this company tries to push off as 'harmless fun'".

      During the bust, executive ringleader Steve Jobs was arrested. It is believed that he abused his power in trying to control other markets.

      An RIAA spokesperson was available for comment: "It's great that they caught this guy--he was trying to regulate prices on our goods. Not only was he selling highly addictive material, but he used his influence to try to brainwash his followers into believing that it's OK to pay only $0.99 per song. Now that he's gone, we can start charging fair market value for songs."

      For concerned parents, please be aware of the following signs that your child may be using iPod Kilos:
      --a thin white line going up to each ear
      --difficulty hearing quiet noises
      --an unsightly bulge in your child's pant pockets
      --during normal conversation, your child prefixes normal words with the letter "i" as in "eating iDinner", "going on an iDate", and "driving an iCar"
      --using jargon associated with iPod Kilos, such as podcasting, iTunes, or Apple

  2. Sophia has inspired us all by Ingolfke · · Score: 4, Funny

    "There's nothing like adding an extra 196 gigs to my iPod Nano so I can listen to all my favorite British Invasion bands." -- Oscar Wilde.

    It's good to see that more and more people are realizing that the Uncyclopedia is the true source for knowledge.

    1. Re:Sophia has inspired us all by Pulzar · · Score: 2, Funny
      Most of Uncyclopedia's stuff is like 'The country of Nigeria is famous for its 70s glam rock music. It was recently visited by George Bush, the Queen of Sweden.

      Oh, come on, look at the Nigeria article... It's nothing like what you describe. Here's a good quote from that page:

      ...Nigeria has an extensive technology sector. The biggest business sector in Nigeria is online financial re-allocation. Many wealthy countries such as Britain often have large sums of unclaimed money. Nigerians are typically employed to re-allocate millions of dollars to lucky Americans via email for a 100,000$ bank fee....

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  3. Like the Black Widow by merkhet · · Score: 5, Funny

    Much like the black widow, after the battery life of the Nano completely drains, the Maxtor Diamond will attempt to eat the iPod Nano for sustenance

  4. /.ed: Oh My God, They Killed Uncyclopedia! by ettlz · · Score: 4, Funny

    You bastards!

  5. Macroscopic by brokenarmsgordon · · Score: 5, Funny

    An iPod Macro, just what I've also been holding out for!

  6. welcome to last week by illtron · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apparently someone at Slashdot has invented time travel and failed to post about it. Or maybe they traveled into the future and posted about it then.

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  7. Re:Only 200GB? by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 4, Funny

    One of my aims in life has been to construct a properly redundant RAID array of inexpensive disks - namely, floppy disks!

    Floppy drives are really cheap at the moment, so it shouldn't be too difficult to build up a decent amount of storage. Also, it should be possible to build a custom interface so that the whole assembly can be connected to one of these modern iPod things - I'm guessing you could add several hundred megabytes of storage in this manner and still have something fairly portable.

    Any thoughts? I'd really like to get this project off the ground, so to speak!

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  8. see also... by FuriousBalancing · · Score: 5, Funny

    12 minute battery hack for iPod Nano!

  9. Next hack for Nano by Ingolfke · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does anyone know of a hack to get thet battery life on the 200Gb Nano up from 6-minutes? I'm thinking maybe a car battery could be used for power. Any thoughts?

  10. Raid by zerobeat · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think I'm going to wait for a Raid hack...

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  11. I think Uncyclopedia needs this upgrade by saskboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    It seems Uncyclopedia forgot to upgrade their server with a 200 Trilobyte WAN connection. You'd think they'd put their own good advice to use and avoid the Slashdot effect?

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  12. Re:a little late? by djward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oooh, a whole WEEK ago! You MUST be cool reading ALL these sites EVERY minute, just WAITING for that FRESH scrap of news!

    There is an Outside. BELIEVE in the Outside.

  13. Portability? by rock217 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Its a shame you lose some portability needing to power the drive and all, I would have liked to see a nice car battery attatched supplying the DC 12v.

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  14. site slashdotted by Chubby_C · · Score: 2, Funny

    can't read... don't own a nano anyway so it doesn't matter too much; just wanted to feed the curiousity. my biggest question is, and always has been: Can Slashdot be slashdotted?

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  15. Re:Still Waiting by rock217 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because its a good idea to store all of your (song) data in ONE PLACE, because it will NEVER FAIL.

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  16. Coral cache by gerbalblaste · · Score: 1, Funny

    coral cache got slashdotted

  17. Re:Only 200GB? by general_re · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...a properly redundant RAID array of inexpensive disks...

    You mean "a properly redundant redundant array of inexpensive disks array of inexpensive disks"? Judging by your post here, you're well on your way to insanely redundant levels of insane redundancy....

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  18. It's all fun and games until someone gets /.'ed by AngryNick · · Score: 4, Funny
    Ok, everyone stop clicking on the link for the next 2 minutes. I've got work to do and you guys are all hogging the server. I'll let you know when I'm done.

    Feel free to visit this link while you wait for me (I'm a slow reader).

  19. Dupe Bot by Mulletproof · · Score: 2, Funny

    Didn't you know that it's a script that accepts and rejects your stories based on keywords, the status of your slashdot subscription and a random accept/reject flag? Obviously you either forgot to subscribe, spam the proper keywords or just plain failed the randomly scripted check.

    Only after all that does it go to a live reviewer to be duped ^_^

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