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Dinosaur Forces Rethink Of Flight's Evolution

gollum123 writes "The BBC reports that a small dinosaur with a long, slender snout and wing-like limbs is forcing a rethink on bird evolution." From the article: "The 90 million-year-old reptile, called Buitreraptor gonzalezorum, belongs to the same sickle-clawed group of dinosaurs as Velociraptor and feathered dinosaurs from China. It may provide tantalising evidence that powered flight evolved twice. One theory suggests the lineage of dinosaurs the new animal belonged to, the dromaeosaurs, originated in the Cretaceous Period (144 to 65 million years ago). But this discovery suggests their lineage can be traced further back in time, to the Jurassic (206 to 144 million years ago), experts say."

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  1. This just in by antifoidulus · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dinosaurs rumored to have had superior grammar skills when compared to slashdot editors!

    1. Re:This just in by moogleii · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dinosaur Forces moved to control a key redoubt from the Evolution Empire. Heavy casualties expected.

    2. Re:This just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Dinosaurs rumored to have had superior grammar skills when compared to slashdot editors!

      Indeed! But look on the bright side: Slashdot serves as a wonderful argument against the "Intelligent Design" theory.

      (Should I duck now?)

  2. That begs the question .... by slashbob22 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "small dinosaur with a long, slender snout and wing-like limbs"

    ... who said pigs couldn't fly?

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    1. Re:That begs the question .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Empowered flight? What did the other dinosaurs do, fall off cliffs?

    2. Re:That begs the question .... by Acts+of+Attrition · · Score: 5, Funny

      Better question: What the heck is a dinosaur?
      I can't find a mention of them anywhere in my Bible. You folks and your alternative science!

    3. Re:That begs the question .... by St.+Arbirix · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pigs could never fly. Look at them! They're about as aerodynamic as a bumblebee.

      >_>

      Er, bad example.

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    4. Re:That begs the question .... by tompaulco · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can we get the slashdot editors to make some script that automatically rejects posts with the phrase "begs the question"? People who know how it should be used don't use at all, so every usage is always wrong.

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  3. Older birds by hardburlyboogerman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does this mean that the chicken in the freezer is even older than the package says? ;-)

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  4. Re:Insect by mattjb0010 · · Score: 4, Funny

    #4: superman

  5. more than once? yup! by foQ · · Score: 2, Funny
  6. Re:Disappointing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hate to break it to you, but IRC commands don't work on Slashdot.

  7. Re:Insect by the-build-chicken · · Score: 5, Funny

    didn't evolve on this planet

  8. Now that's what I call 'intelligent design'! by RLiegh · · Score: 3, Funny

    make a few throw away prototypes before marketing the real thing. Fooey to all those 'evolutionists' and their 'science', I say!

  9. Nah by ColaMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's just God messing with our heads.

    Didn't you read that bit in the bible? In Genesis? In that footnote 4 or 5 pages in?

    "And the Lord brought forth the remains of many, many varied animals and plants, different to what existed on the newly-fashioned earth. And lo, He crafted a fossil record that suggested they did indeed exist far in the past, and planted it so that men of Science, with their need to understand with Hard Facts and Reason and Logic, would have something to explain the Creation with. For the Lord looks after all His children, even those of little Faith."

    It's all in there people. You just have to read and interpret it a little bit.
    And change a few words here and there. And possibly fragment and rearrage sections. But it's all in there.

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  10. Re:Disappointing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, fool, he was trying to save time and effort by typing "/me" instead of "I".

  11. Re:Insect by deltalimasierralima · · Score: 0, Funny

    #5 Wright Brothers and the Kitty Hawk way back in 1909

  12. Not Flight, Intelligent Falling by Bob9113 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Evolution is nothing but a theory, just as is gravity. Theory means "not true". The real basis for flight is God's divine will expressed through specific cases where He suspends Intelligent Falling. Flight is one of the most clear examples that proves Intelligent Falling, and that the "theory" of gravity is just bunk foisted on us by a bunch of scientists who want to destroy God.

    1. Re:Not Flight, Intelligent Falling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You joke, but gravity is just a theory. Why is it so much weaker than magnetism? Perhaps because a creator wanted us to be able to walk. I have a site devoted to this http://www.teachthecontroversy.com/

  13. The movie didn't use bones either. by Belial6 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The movie also used DNA from insects tapped in amber. ...or is the capital A in Amber because they found bugs in some girl named Amber? ;)

  14. Re:Mega-size fossil found in Iran by ozbird · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looks like Photoshoposaurus.

  15. Dinosaur Forces Rethink Of Flight's Evolution? by webslacker · · Score: 2, Funny

    When did the dinosaurs develop a military, and what happened the first time they thought about the evolution of flight?

  16. Re:Insect by aussie_a · · Score: 3, Funny

    Actually it was intelligently designed three times... birds, insects and bats. It was unintelligently designed once as well, in 1909.

  17. MOD PARENT UP RETARDED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    shut up, you stupid faggot

  18. Re:Insect by FinestLittleSpace · · Score: 3, Funny

    Cow falling off a cliff (technically glides for a few seconds)

  19. Re:Slashdot at its best (worst?) by ngoy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought Buitreraptor gonzalezorum meant "Lesbian dinosaur that looks like Gonzo" (from the Muppets).

    I could be wrong however.

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  20. Re:No Kidding. Evolution isn't a line slanting upw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Viola, better medicines against tapeworms.

    Unless you usually greet your conclusions with a stringed instrument, I think the word you were looking for is "voila". If, however, you *do* happen to regularly punctuate your sentences orchestrally, then I duly apologise.

  21. Re:Insect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Neither did anything else, you anti-christian, christian-hating, un-christian, disbelieving, member of the "evolution" conspiracy. ;)

  22. Re:Disappointing by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're making me nostalgic...

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